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Linkage (http://www.technovelgy.com/ct/Science-Fiction-News.asp?NewsNum=1730)
Then one day recently I had an idea. As I rode public transportation to the office, my messenger bag slung uncomfortably across my chest, I thought, "Why not put the girls to work?" Human-powered devices are showing up everywhere.. The time seemed perfect—perhaps even overdue!—for a bra that could harness the untapped power of breast motion.

Pretty awesome stuff eh? Now, if we combine that technology with this (http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/17/power-generating-dance-floor-hits-uk-club/) one.......
Sustainability got sexier last week as Coldcut and Jade Jagger hosted the opening of Surya in King’s Cross. The Club4Climate project is London’s first taste of eco-friendly clubbing, making clubbers happy in the knowledge that their organic beverage-induced booty shaking can generate 60% of the energy needed to run the club. The venue’s most exciting innovation is the piezoelectric dancefloor, which uses quartz crystals and ceramics to turn clubbers’ movement into electricity!
Linkage Mark II (http://www.inhabitat.com/2008/07/16/green-a-go-go-at-londons-first-eco-disco/)

So, we need some well endowed women who can dance into the wee hours of the morning and the world will be saved*!
















*Not a guarantee. This does not affect your statutory rights. Consult an internet lawyer for more information

They wouldn't necessarily have to dance. Riding cowgirl would work just fine too.

Breast idea I've seen in ages.

Breast idea I've seen in ages.

*groan*

I shall suggest this idea to my three flatmates. If they protest I'll just tell them we could save hundreds on the electricity bill.

They wouldn't necessarily have to dance. Riding cowgirl would work just fine too.
Any 'up-and-down' movement that also caused some boob jiggle would probably work. So yes, it could be a green brothel :)
Breast idea I've seen in ages.

:fluffle:

We need to put that second idea in elementary schools.

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>.>

We need to put the first idea in colleges.

Erm, no comment.

A brilliant idea. I raise my cup to you sir.

couldn't we just all wear nylon shell suits and feed off the charge?

*starts early by drinking a can of white lightning*

Well I just asked my flatmates....Advice: Do not ask 3 women to generate electricity by using their boobs...one of them hits really hard!

Pamela Anderson could reduce the country's oil dependency by 5%.

We need to put that second idea in elementary schools.
And your house.

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<.<

>.>

We need to put the first idea in colleges.
Maybe high schools too. >.> <.<
Pamela Anderson could reduce the country's oil dependency by 5%.

Per breast!

Pamela Anderson could reduce the country's oil dependency by 5%.

Per breast!

I would have thought that they were too solid to do much bouncing.

I would have thought that they were too solid to do much bouncing.

Aye...More powerful than any iceberg. If the Titanic had crashed into them there would have been no wreckage left....

And your house.

Maybe a version of that boob thing could be used with my testicles.

Maybe a version of that boob thing could be used with my testicles.

Well, I suppose if you're into that sort of thing. Personally, 'electrical' and 'testicles' are not two things I like to see together.

Maybe a version of that boob thing could be used with my testicles.


Could this device survive kicks?

Well, I suppose if you're into that sort of thing. Personally, 'electrical' and 'testicles' are not two things I like to see together.

They haven't done me much good in the past, that's for sure.

Could this device survive kicks?

Power surge! :eek:

With this technology, one of the girls from the DOA games could power 10,000,000 American Homes for life.

We need to harness this power source in everything from Women's Wrestling to Trains. You can never put too little effort into saving the world :salute:

Hell yes.

Trampolines and chicks with big tits can now serve a dual purpose.

The thread title disappoints me. Think:

"Jiggling Jugs Generate Joules"

Maybe a version of that boob thing could be used with my testicles.
This idea shows potential
Could this device survive kicks?
Or actually get power from them!
The thread title disappoints me. Think:

"Jiggling Jugs Generate Joules"

Pfft, alliteration is for children's TV presenters.

News flash - Men getting boob implants to provide energy for their family and hours of entertainment for themselves!

:D

Breast idea I've seen in ages.

A brilliant idea. I raise my cup to you sir.

The thread title disappoints me. Think:

"Jiggling Jugs Generate Joules"

Ok, time to nipple these puns in the bud.

Well, I suppose if you're into that sort of thing. Personally, 'electrical' and 'testicles' are not two things I like to see together.

:eek: AAACCCKKK!!!!!!! PULL IT OUTTA THE WALL!!! THAT AIN'T THE POWER CORD!!! *sizzle,ZAP* :eek:

News flash - Men getting boob implants to provide energy for their family and hours of entertainment for themselves!

:D

Fixed.

Fixed.

I must agree, that's much better.

I must agree, that's much better.

I've said several times that if I was a woman I'd stay at home all day and play with my boobs.

I've said several times that if I was a woman I'd stay at home all day and play with my boobs.

Ah, but you would've grown up differently as well, thus changing your attitude towards boobs...

This is why I like anime - if all women had breasts that size, we could solve the energy crisis!

Ah, but you would've grown up differently as well, thus changing your attitude towards boobs...

That's what you think.

We need to put that second idea in elementary schools.So those awkward middle school dances can become even more awkward?

Sure, why the hell not, maybe their sanity is what is really causing the insanity of those dances.

I've said several times that if I was a woman I'd stay at home all day and play with my boobs.

O_oDarn you Omac!

O_oDarn you Omac!

The mental image turns you on. Don't deny it.

The mental image turns you on. Don't deny it.

Please... I've already ruined one keyboard with the contents of my stomach, don't make me ruin another.

Please... I've already ruined one keyboard with the contents of my stomach, don't make me ruin another.
:fluffle:

Personally, I think the guy only invented this to see what would happen when the Ipod's batteries start to die.

That's another kind of "green" energy!

Gianna Michaels could reduce the country's oil dependency by 5%.

Fixed...

Linkage (http://www.technovelgy.com/ct/Science-Fiction-News.asp?NewsNum=1730)


Pretty awesome stuff eh? Now, if we combine that technology with this (http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/17/power-generating-dance-floor-hits-uk-club/) one.......

Linkage Mark II (http://www.inhabitat.com/2008/07/16/green-a-go-go-at-londons-first-eco-disco/)

So, we need some well endowed women who can dance into the wee hours of the morning and the world will be saved*!















*Not a guarantee. This does not affect your statutory rights. Consult an internet lawyer for more information

Pictures or it didn't happen:D

Brings a whole new meaning to "thanks for the mammaries."

Linkage (http://www.technovelgy.com/ct/Science-Fiction-News.asp?NewsNum=1730)


Pretty awesome stuff eh? Now, if we combine that technology with this (http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/17/power-generating-dance-floor-hits-uk-club/) one.......

Linkage Mark II (http://www.inhabitat.com/2008/07/16/green-a-go-go-at-londons-first-eco-disco/)

So, we need some well endowed women who can dance into the wee hours of the morning and the world will be saved*!
















*Not a guarantee. This does not affect your statutory rights. Consult an internet lawyer for more information

I got a few womenfriends who could probably do that.

Maybe a version of that boob thing could be used with my testicles.
"Watts from your Wang"?

At this rate there's going to be a need for a new unit of electrical energy.

I propose... Jugawatts!

ROFLMFAO!!

This is so ridiculous as to being plausible and possible. And since we all seem to be looking for alternative power supplies, why not use the boobage. There are far more women than men in the world. It could work if we all put our minds, and boobs together, and work for it.

It had to be Iffy, of course, the one bringing this up.

http://www.hernstig.com/misc/bouncingboobs.gif

ROFLMFAO!!

This is so ridiculous as to being plausible and possible. And since we all seem to be looking for alternative power supplies, why not use the boobage. There are far more women than men in the world. It could work if we all put our minds, and boobs together, and work for it.

It had to be Iffy, of course, the one bringing this up.

http://www.hernstig.com/misc/bouncingboobs.gif

Before you know it, there's going to be a consumption tax imposed on women with smaller breast size, which of course only gives more damage to the self-image of impressionable young girls and gives the breast implant industry their own Iraq to profiteer off of.

At this rate there's going to be a need for a new unit of electrical energy.

I propose... Jugawatts!

Jigglywatts. :)

Jigglywatts. :)

I see a porno now. "We just need 1.21 jigglywatts!" "But Marty, there's only one woman in the world who can produce 1.21 jigglywatts..."

I see a porno now. "We just need 1.21 jigglywatts!" "But Marty, there's only one woman in the world who can produce 1.21 jigglywatts..."

Winner.

"Watts from your Wang"?

Thunderballs. *nod*

Thunderballs. *nod*

http://gamepuma.net/thumbs/06/cannoncrotch.gif

I see a porno now. "We just need 1.21 jigglywatts!" "But Marty, there's only one woman in the world who can produce 1.21 jigglywatts..."

F**k To The Future

F**k To The Future

Michael J. Fux and Christopher Llaid?

Before you know it, there's going to be a consumption tax imposed on women with smaller breast size, which of course only gives more damage to the self-image of impressionable young girls and gives the breast implant industry their own Iraq to profiteer off of.

Gotta love capitalism!:D

The world will be saved from what?

The world will be saved from what?

Underpants Gnomes. *nod*

Finally, we will have the means to create undergarments with built-in lo-jack. ;)

Underpants Gnomes. *nod*

Finally, we will have the means to create undergarments with built-in lo-jack. ;)
You've got an issue when you come to the UK, mind. The 3-pin plug could lead to tragicomedy for all non-brits not accustomed to our crazy power supply :p

You've got an issue when you come to the UK, mind. The 3-pin plug could lead to tragicomedy for all non-brits not accustomed to our crazy power supply :p

For entertainment's sake, let's keep that our little secret. I'll send you a camcorder so you can post the videos on Youtube. :)

That's another kind of "green" energy!

correction..."pink energy" :p

:fluffle:
Pink!
It's the new green, bitchez!!!
:fluffle:

ROFLMFAO!!

This is so ridiculous as to being plausible and possible. And since we all seem to be looking for alternative power supplies, why not use the boobage. There are far more women than men in the world. It could work if we all put our minds, and boobs together, and work for it.

It had to be Iffy, of course, the one bringing this up.

http://www.hernstig.com/misc/bouncingboobs.gif

I love you.

http://www.hernstig.com/misc/bouncingboobs.gif

Somebody HAS to make this their av.

I love you.

I love you too, Iffy. No, wait, my boobs love you more.:D

I love you too, Iffy. No, wait, my boobs love you more.:D

And now...Nanatsu's mammaries, with their rendition of the Love Boat song...


"Ifrean...exciting and new...come aboard my chest...its expecting you!!!!!

My booooooobies....soon will be making another ruuuuuuunnn...

My boooooooobies...something exciting for every oooonnneeee!"

And now...Nanatsu's mammaries, with their rendition of the Love Boat song...


"Ifrean...exciting and new...come aboard my chest...its expecting you!!!!!

My booooooobies....soon will be making another ruuuuuuunnn...

My boooooooobies...something exciting for every oooonnneeee!"

Hammurab, I love you too.:p You remind me of a certain mitosed being I used to know.

Hammurab, I love you too.:p You remind me of a certain mitosed being I used to know.

How was your trip to America?

I had plans to great you at the airport dressed as Neil Diamond and singing the NSG version of "Coming to America"...but security stopped me, searched me, thoroughly, you know, and then gave me my underwear back.

I couldn't face you, the way I was waddling...

*groan*

I shall suggest this idea to my three flatmates. If they protest I'll just tell them we could save hundreds on the electricity bill.

I just saved money on my gas bill by switching to "Boobies in Motion." Boobies in motion is now a trademark of mine. When I have founded this company I will give credit for my inspiration to you here at NSG.

There will be tremendous overloads around the time of Mardi Gras and Carnivale. In more ways than one.

Linkage (http://www.technovelgy.com/ct/Science-Fiction-News.asp?NewsNum=1730)


Pretty awesome stuff eh? Now, if we combine that technology with this (http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/17/power-generating-dance-floor-hits-uk-club/) one.......

Linkage Mark II (http://www.inhabitat.com/2008/07/16/green-a-go-go-at-londons-first-eco-disco/)

So, we need some well endowed women who can dance into the wee hours of the morning and the world will be saved*!
















*Not a guarantee. This does not affect your statutory rights. Consult an internet lawyer for more information


Having some hands-on experience, this is an area I think I could work in, in a supervisory role at the least.....

http://www.hernstig.com/misc/bouncingboobs.gif

Somebody HAS to make this their av.


It has an hypnotic quality to it thats most disconcerting...yet appealling.

You could knead bread with them, so ye could....

I think I herd somewhere you can't have boobies or cleavage as your avatar. :(

I think I herd somewhere you can't have boobies or cleavage as your avatar. :(

You can't have animated avatars either, so it's nothing but a dream...

How was your trip to America?

I had plans to great you at the airport dressed as Neil Diamond and singing the NSG version of "Coming to America"...but security stopped me, searched me, thoroughly, you know, and then gave me my underwear back.

I couldn't face you, the way I was waddling...

The trip was ok.

Damn TSA! And to think I was so close to meeting you.:mad:

*Bounces*

Old news. Gainax has been using boobs to power giant robots since the 80's ;)

Like I said... this is why everyone should ride cowgirl :D

It won't be long before some supervillain hatches a plot to extort the world using some doomsday weapon powered by Spring Break or a Girls Gone Wild convention.

it Won't Be Long Before Some Supervillain Hatches A Plot To Extort The World Using Some Doomsday Weapon Powered By Spring Break Or A girls Gone Wild Convention.

Omad! :d