NationStates Jolt Archive


The ESRB

Conserative Morality
18-07-2008, 19:03
....Sucks! The ESRB, for those of you living under the figurative gaming rock for the past fourteen years, is the "rater" of video games. Now, as for me, I believe that the ESRB has made HUGE rating mistakes in it's time, and needs some help. A good example would be Halo, and Destroy all humans, overrated and underrated respectively. One, you shoot at aliens and a little bit of purple food coloring comes out. The other, you use an anal probe on someone, and watch as they run around until they finally fall and their heads pop off. The ESRB gave the former a "M" rating, and the latter a "T".

Now, how many gamers out there agree with me that the ESRB makes huge mistakes on a regular basis?
Call to power
18-07-2008, 19:05
how many people actually pay attention the ESRB rating?

*plays games CM isn't allowed to know about*
Galloism
18-07-2008, 19:06
Games have ratings on them?
Conserative Morality
18-07-2008, 19:06
how many people actually pay attention the ESRB rating?

*plays games CM isn't allowed to know about*
I can name twelve people, the cashier at Wal-Mart being one :D.
Kryozerkia
18-07-2008, 19:09
I find that the same people who want warnings and ratings on games tend to be the same ones who ignore the existing ones, buy their snivelling little brat the flavour of the month then bitch about how the game isn't properly rated. :soap:

I hate the ESRB for that. That and the ratings are so damn arbitrary!
Ifreann
18-07-2008, 19:09
Sucks to be underage.
Conserative Morality
18-07-2008, 19:11
Sucks to be underage.

:( Thanks for reminding me. *Cries for the rerating of The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion*
Khadgar
18-07-2008, 19:11
Ratings are only there for people to ignore.

"Mommy mommy I want Slaughter Spree 5!"

"Okay!"
New Wallonochia
18-07-2008, 19:11
Games have ratings on them?

I honestly had no idea myself....

Huh. I just looked at my copy of CoD 4 that just came in the mail today and it's rated "M", whatever that means.
Galloism
18-07-2008, 19:12
I honestly had no idea myself....

Huh. I just looked at my copy of CoD 4 that just came in the mail today and it's rated "M", whatever that means.

I bet that means "maliciously kick-ass".
Ifreann
18-07-2008, 19:14
I honestly had no idea myself....

Huh. I just looked at my copy of CoD 4 that just came in the mail today and it's rated "M", whatever that means.

I found a 12+ on Warcraft 3(the closest game to hand) from some group called PEGI. I refuse to take advice from a group with a girl's name.
Call to power
18-07-2008, 19:15
I can name twelve people, the cashier at Wal-Mart being one :D.

thats what mom and her purse are for :)
Conserative Morality
18-07-2008, 19:16
thats whats mom and her purse are for :)

Har, har.:rolleyes:
Neo Bretonnia
18-07-2008, 19:20
I honestly had no idea myself....

Huh. I just looked at my copy of CoD 4 that just came in the mail today and it's rated "M", whatever that means.

Ironically, it means 'M' for mature...

Now get onto XBox Live and tell me these people sound mature... :$
New Wallonochia
18-07-2008, 19:20
I bet that means "maliciously kick-ass".

Or perhaps "monstrously awesome"

I found a 12+ on Warcraft 3(the closest game to hand) from some group called PEGI. I refuse to take advice from a group with a girl's name.

Definitely a good idea. Madness that way lies.
Neo Bretonnia
18-07-2008, 19:21
I find that the same people who want warnings and ratings on games tend to be the same ones who ignore the existing ones, buy their snivelling little brat the flavour of the month then bitch about how the game isn't properly rated. :soap:

I hate the ESRB for that. That and the ratings are so damn arbitrary!

Not unlike the MPAA, I might add.
New Wallonochia
18-07-2008, 19:29
Ironically, it means 'M' for mature...

Now get onto XBox Live and tell me these people sound mature... :$

That's your problem. I have the PC version and my only intentions regarding multiplayer is to play at various LAN parties. Playing the PC version online is bad enough, but XBOX Live is the natural habitat of the drunken frat kid.
Xiscapia
18-07-2008, 19:30
I wouldn't say ESRB makes mistakes on a regular basis, but they do, and some of them are pretty massive. It's really been games that have gotten "M" ratings that deserve "T" ratings that get on my nerves, being underage and my local EB cashier isn't stupid or lax about that kind of thing...
Galloism
18-07-2008, 19:33
Or perhaps "monstrously awesome"

Maniacally satisfying.
JuNii
18-07-2008, 19:40
Games have ratings on them?

yep, but it's more of a suggestion. after all, they can't enforce it.

remember the hew and cry over Rockstar games GTA sex mini-game?

how many parents bought that game for their kids without looking at the ESRB rating? :rolleyes:
Intangelon
18-07-2008, 22:36
Isn't purchasing online one way to circumvent those who would arbitrarily enforce arbitrary ratings?
Londim
18-07-2008, 22:49
Ratings you say....

Also I'm a cashier and I have a tip for the younger generation. If purchasing a game or DVD with a rating on it go to the younger cashiers. If I think someone looks 18 but know they are 17 I sneak it through for them anyway. I don't agree with a lot of the ratings.
The Remote Islands
18-07-2008, 22:53
Me and everyone I know don't give a fuck about ratings, we play what we want, when we want!
JuNii
18-07-2008, 22:58
Me and everyone I know don't give a fuck about ratings, we play what we want, when we want!
I agree.

of course, I'm old enough to play the M and AO games! :D
Kryozerkia
18-07-2008, 23:13
Not unlike the MPAA, I might add.

Just different names (acronyms?) for the various incarnations of all things evil.
Western Mercenary Unio
19-07-2008, 16:46
i live in finland and when everi go buy a game i go to this gamestore called Megaswap where they don't care about ratinngs though when i want to try say 18+ game they don't allow me to.