NationStates Jolt Archive

...Well...possibly for the sheep, at any rate....

A man has been arrested in south-east London after allegedly having sex with sheep at a farm.

The 27-year-old was arrested during a raid on Thursday morning at his home in Dulwich, south-east London, on suspicion of bestiality.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/7512440.stm

Some people love sheep. He just took it to the extreme.

Baaahh Baaaahah Baaaahwahahahahha!

This is the bit that get sme though.

'A Metropolitan Police spokesman said the man was also held on suspicion of drugs possession with intent to supply.'

What, to the sheep?

I wanna buy the movie rights! I already have a plan!

http://www.quilt.com/HenrysSheep/PlayBillSheep.gif

You can take the man out of Wales, but you can't take the Wales out of the man.

Wow... this thread died fast.

I am surprised no one has said the obvious: "Baa!" means "No!"

I am surprised no one has said the obvious: "Baa!" means "No!"

Because that's not obvious, nor is it even true. Sheep are, generally speaking, a bunch of teases and they lead you on one moment, only to call the cops and cry bestiality the next.

That's why I stick to women. They never cry bestiality.

That's why I stick to women. They never cry bestiality.

Certainly not if you use gas, anyway.

Certainly not if you use gas, anyway.

Well not even just then. I simply have to refrain from fucking animals. No biggie, I can handle it.

































*twitch*

Because that's not obvious, nor is it even true. Sheep are, generally speaking, a bunch of teases and they lead you on one moment, only to call the cops and cry bestiality the next.

That's why I stick to women. They never cry bestiality.

I'm surprised that in your case they don't.:eek:

It took me a while to discover this thread; I'm actually surprised that this little gem hasn't become a multi-page blockbuster. You would think that the subject (using sheep for rather different purposes than wool of kebab) would be real crowdpleaser. I suppose that says something about how I view the forum...

...Well...possibly for the sheep, at any rate....


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/7512440.stm

Massive, massive points for the Lovecraft reference.

Two sheep were found dead in the field during the period of the attacks but it is not known if their deaths were linked.

The implications made in that sentence are somehow really, really disturbing.

You can take the man out of Wales, but you can't take the Wales out of the man.

except the man wasn't in Whales, but in Sheep! :p

Wales... where the men are men, and the sheep are afraid.

Some people like a woman to be an animal in bed, others just skip straight to an animal.

This guy isn't even Welsh.

It took me a while to discover this thread; I'm actually surprised that this little gem hasn't become a multi-page blockbuster. You would think that the subject (using sheep for rather different purposes than wool of kebab) would be real crowdpleaser. I suppose that says something about how I view the forum...

I'm sure there were some resemblances to using a sheep for kebab. The skewer might not have been as long though . . .

"Police are also investigating reports that the suspect took photographs of the animals before the attacks."

This part....

Hilarious.

What gets me though is the fact that they conducted a raid to get this sheep molester.

"Police are also investigating reports that the suspect took photographs of the animals before the attacks."

This part....

Hilarious.

What gets me though is the fact that they conducted a raid to get this sheep molester.

I'm bleating that he'll be fleeced by the law before it's over.

I'm bleating that he'll be fleeced by the law before it's over.

That's really baaaaaaaad. Damn, now look what ewe've started.

If only people would have the common decency to buy an inflatable sheep when they feel certain urges...

Polyvinyl ovide? (I think...)

If only people would have the common decency to buy an inflatable sheep when they feel certain urges...
For some reason, the idea of a sheep-sex toy bothers me a lot more than someone just sneaking out to the barnyard everyone once in a while. Even worse, there are at least two different sites that apparently sell inflatable sheep, and that's just what was on the first page of Google.
It is a strange and horrifying world we live in.

For some reason, the idea of a sheep-sex toy bothers me a lot more than someone just sneaking out to the barnyard everyone once in a while. Even worse, there are at least two different sites that apparently sell inflatable sheep, and that's just what was on the first page of Google.
It is a strange and horrifying world we live in.

But what else would we give our Welsh friends for christmas? :confused:

And thanks to the internet, all those little and not so little things that together form said strange and horrifying world are now connected! Beautiful, isn't it? And to think that we are all members of this grotesque online flock...

But what else would we give our Welsh friends for christmas? :confused:
Eh? Eh? Eh? (http://www.chiefsupply.com/Law_Enforcement/Crowd_Control/Riot_Helmets/IDCF)
And thanks to the internet, all those little and not so little things that together form said strange and horrifying world are now connected! Beautiful, isn't it? And to think that we are all members of this grotesque online flock...
I assure you that I wouldn't have it any other way.

I assure you that I wouldn't have it any other way.

That makes two of us, old chap. The Internet may be a digital cesspool, but it certainly has its moments.