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From the most amusing poster of all! *drumrolls*

Hey guys. I have a lucrative business proposal...Word has it that NSG isn't about debate anymore, its all about arguing and demonizing the other guy/gal. A good way to demonize someone is to twist every word of theirs then flame them to death, especially when it's me. No let's pull out the pots and punns, I'll make the words and post 'em you'll twist and fry the ever loving shit out of them. You and me NSG, we'll make a Goddamn pretzel factory. Whadda ya say? :) Heck you know I've stopped trying to be serious in any way ever since everyone stopped debating. That's when I posted all those amusing government civics and rubber earth and voodoo planet threads. It's ok, my threads have an acquired and foreign taste (http://www.csicop.org/pics/alien/thumbs-up.jpg).


Is it a deal?! It'll make BIIIIIG BUCKS! (http://fundollarbills.com/AACDollars/AR-Hillary-3-Front-Lrg.jpg)

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*Is lost and scared*

Aww. Did NSG make you cry? There there. If you weren't so wrong all the time these things wouldn't happen.

*Is lost and scared*

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your hired. Alas the ranks of my evil baker army hath increased. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! *lightning*

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your hired. Alas the ranks of my evil baker army hath increased. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! *lightning*

Ok, you're either drunk or high....

I'm going with a mixture of both.

Aww. Did NSG make you cry? There there. If you weren't so wrong all the time these things wouldn't happen.

1)No, NSG didn't. And I'm right on this one. I'm only wrong when I post parody threads/posts which seemed to have made me imfamous. This SL is always wrong no matter what he says is REALLY immature and irrational, but then again so are the majority of the commie zealots here anyway.

2)keep 'em coming.

*Is lost and scared*

Awww gross, you didn't need to piss yourself! Geese!

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It's no fun when they do it themselves

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It's no fun when they do it themselves

lol you just admitted that you love doing it.

Ok, you're either drunk or high....

I'm going with a mixture of both.

How mature:rolleyes: It's so kewl when the supposedly heroic goody goody posters who are angelic and always right end up doing the same immature shit their nasty arch villain does.

Uh-oh they're going to come up with their enterpretation of what I meant no matter how false and then mispell it on purpose. OMG! :eek:

I must fortify my position. :sniper:

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It's no fun when they do it themselves

I don't know, I haven't seen a good mental breakdown happen right before my eyes in awhile. Could be mildly entertaining.

I don't know, I haven't seen a good mental breakdown happen right before my eyes in awhile. Could be mildly entertaining.

Are you people so stupid that you wholeheartedly believe that colorfully pointing out your flaws as you do to me is a mental breakdown? Geeze, you guys have mental breakdowns whenever I post in response to your irrationality. :rolleyes:

On a second note the slander you catapult at all the little guys/girls you[you and the majority] scared off this forum is so blatantly false to anyone whose connected with reality that it's funny. Your crap keeps certain buggers you hate here because it brightens up their day because of how hilarious it is.

I despise, loathe, revile, and fucking hate soft pretzels!

Bomb the pretzel factory!

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I despise, loathe, revile, and fucking hate soft pretzels!

Bomb the pretzel factory!

:mp5:

HAHA! I knew this would happen *presses button and watches as tons of mechanical fortifications and gun traps and a small pisbury doughboy army in gingerbread tanks march out* :mp5::mp5::gundge::gundge::gas::gas::mp::mp:

I HAVE THE FACTORY FORTIFIED!

HAHA! I knew this would happen *presses button and watches as tons of mechanical fortifications and gun traps and a small pisbury doughboy army in gingerbread tanks march out*

I HAVE THE FACTORY FORTIFIED!

You defeated the ground assault, but your factory isn't airtight!

Shoots poison gas artillery shells!

:gas::gas::gas:
:gas::gas::gas:
:gas::gas::gas:

You defeated the ground assault, but your factory isn't airtight!

Shoots poison gas artillery shells!

:gas::gas::gas:
:gas::gas::gas:
:gas::gas::gas:

Yes it is, it must be to make bread so pressurized that once outside of it's container it expands at a rapid rate. This is how I shall destroy the city! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!

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Go ahead gasp! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :mp5::gundge:

IM ON A ROLL TODAY! YOU GET WHAT I MEAN!?

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Hey guys. I have a lucrative business proposal...Word has it that NSG isn't about debate anymore.

When was it ever about debate? I must have been way before my time

This thread is toast.