NationStates Jolt Archive


what the world needs now is...?

That Imperial Navy
17-07-2008, 20:28
What do you think the world needs at the moment? Romance? Death and destruction? A new honk-horn? Let's hear your opinion.

I think the world needs more busty anime babes... (I don't care what you think, I like the stuff.) :)
Rambhutan
17-07-2008, 20:35
...making Tachikomas a reality.
The South Islands
17-07-2008, 20:35
http://www.yamaha.com/yamahavgn/Images/Artists/Main/burt_bacharach_main.jpg

love, sweet love
That Imperial Navy
17-07-2008, 20:36
I was waiting for Burt to pop up.
Intangelon
17-07-2008, 20:37
A sense of humor.
New Genoa
17-07-2008, 20:38
Nuclear armageddon.
That Imperial Navy
17-07-2008, 20:38
A sense of humor.

Ahmen to that!
1010102
17-07-2008, 20:38
More condoms. Over population FTL.
That Imperial Navy
17-07-2008, 20:43
How about more giant monster movies? I'd settle for that.
Call to power
17-07-2008, 20:44
I need to go buy some more milk so I guess that would be a start (only green top though because that tastes normal)

maybe more Nanatsu no Tsuki or possibly ruffy
The South Islands
17-07-2008, 20:45
I was waiting for Burt to pop up.

He wasn't wrong.
Veblenia
17-07-2008, 20:45
...another folk singer, like I need a hole in my head.
Setulan
17-07-2008, 20:47
More Goldbond powder.
Lord Tothe
17-07-2008, 20:49
I think the world needs more acoustic folk music.
Kryozerkia
17-07-2008, 21:01
World needs more pigeon eating animals. *nods*
Conserative Morality
17-07-2008, 21:01
This world needs more 60's/70's hard rock bands!
The Remote Islands
17-07-2008, 21:06
I think this thread needs to be locked.
Damor
17-07-2008, 21:06
...making Tachikomas a reality.That would be pretty awesome, come to think of it.

But what the world really needs is a good nap. Then perhaps it will stop being so cranky, and play nice.
The Remote Islands
17-07-2008, 21:11
I think this thread needs to be locked.

I revoke that. What this world needs is to be blown up. No, wait, it needs total human extinction! Then repopulated with something just like us, and make totally inaccurate history books on us! NO! THE EARTH NEEDS TO BE TURNED INTO PIZZA AND THE MOON CAN BE THE CHEESE!

Sorry folks, i've caught LG disease.
Kryozerkia
17-07-2008, 21:26
I revoke that. What this world needs is to be blown up. No, wait, it needs total human extinction! Then repopulated with something just like us, and make totally inaccurate history books on us! NO! THE EARTH NEEDS TO BE TURNED INTO PIZZA AND THE MOON CAN BE THE CHEESE!

Sorry folks, i've caught LG disease.

Too bad about the cheese.

You see, this is why... I'm the weasel; I'm good, hell, I'm great and you surrender your cheese to me as of this date. So, sorry, there is no cheese left for your pizza earth. *nods* Of course, nothing is stopping you from using vegan cheese! :D
That Imperial Navy
17-07-2008, 21:33
Sorry folks, i've caught LG disease.

if i werent on my wii right now typing this, id add that to my siggy.
Kyronea
17-07-2008, 22:31
What do you think the world needs at the moment? Romance? Death and destruction? A new honk-horn? Let's hear your opinion.

I think the world needs more busty anime babes... (I don't care what you think, I like the stuff.) :)

Love! All kinds of love. We could all use some.
B E E K E R
17-07-2008, 22:44
"What the world needs now
is love, sweet love
it's the only thing
that there's just too little of
What the world needs now
is love, sweet love,
no not just for some
but for everyone."
That Imperial Navy
17-07-2008, 22:51
(Ah that's better-back on PC now.)

Sorry, but I left my love in my other pair of pants.
Sumamba Buwhan
17-07-2008, 23:05
What the world

needs now

is another

Austin Powers movie
That Imperial Navy
17-07-2008, 23:09
Nooooo!

Goldmember sucked!
Gift-of-god
17-07-2008, 23:17
What the world needs is not more of anything, but less of almost everything.
That Imperial Navy
17-07-2008, 23:19
What the world needs is not more of anything, but less of almost everything.

Examples? :)
Lunatic Goofballs
17-07-2008, 23:29
The world needs LG disease. :D
That Imperial Navy
17-07-2008, 23:30
The world needs LG disease. :D

Indeed. It'd certainly be more fun.
Gift-of-god
17-07-2008, 23:38
Examples? :)

Less cars, industry, golf courses, lawns, driveways, plastic toys, little gadgets with plastic moving parts, anything with designed obsolescence, plastic bags, candy bars, contraceptives that don't really work properly, defense spending, misogyny, pop stars, sitcoms, reality TV, copyrights, oil pipelines, superhighways, suburbs, discount superstores, economic transactions (yes, I went there), pollution, garbage, nuclear waste, growth hormones in the milk, etc. etc. etc.

Imagine what the world would be like if we just got rid of the shit that doesn't work, instead of inventing yet another product?
That Imperial Navy
17-07-2008, 23:39
You really thought that through, didn't you?
Hurdegaryp
17-07-2008, 23:47
Humanity could do with a bit more common sense. But well, let's not wish for the impossible. I'll just say that the combination of pink and neon green should be an official military colour scheme.
Sumamba Buwhan
17-07-2008, 23:53
oh I know

we need more nanobots

lots and lots of them
Gift-of-god
18-07-2008, 00:01
You really thought that through, didn't you?

Yes. I have.

Even if we limit ourselves solely to the ecological implications of what I propose, we would have a massive reduction on our ecological footprint. Just imagine how clean the air would be if we shut down all the plants that make crappy plastic kids toys, or novelty accesories for your car, or things that dangle off your keychain.

Obviously, it will never happen.
FreedomEverlasting
18-07-2008, 00:26
We definitely need more fast food. Not only does it free up more time for individuals to do what they wanted, such as working, it also provide the saturated fat/transfat necessary to speed up death through natural causes. After all those who becomes too old to be in the work force becomes nothing more than a resource sink anyway.

Besides, it's not like we are forcing them to eat the fast food or something. Most people are aware of it's side affects and choose to consume them on their free will.

We also need more cable televisions stations. There's nothing more mind numbing than being overwhelmed by choice. We definitely need more people fixated on their sofa rather than thinking about how awful their life have become. Also when combine with fast food it further speed up the death through natural causes by reducing the amount of excise for the individual.

We definitely need more stress in our working environment. By increasing stress level, we can increase the consumption of fast food and the amount of time spend on the TV. It will also drive people into consumerism as a strategy to balance out their emotional needs.

And lastly, we definitely need more stuck up people who takes this post literally.
The Remote Islands
18-07-2008, 00:54
We definitely need more fast food. Not only does it free up more time for individuals to do what they wanted, such as working, it also provide the saturated fat/transfat necessary to speed up death through natural causes. After all those who becomes too old to be in the work force becomes nothing more than a resource sink anyway.

Besides, it's not like we are forcing them to eat the fast food or something. Most people are aware of it's side affects and choose to consume them on their free will.

We also need more cable televisions stations. There's nothing more mind numbing than being overwhelmed by choice. We definitely need more people fixated on their sofa rather than thinking about how awful their life have become. Also when combine with fast food it further speed up the death through natural causes by reducing the amount of excise for the individual.

We definitely need more stress in our working environment. By increasing stress level, we can increase the consumption of fast food and the amount of time spend on the TV. It will also drive people into consumerism as a strategy to balance out their emotional needs.

And lastly, we definitely need more stuck up people who takes this post literally.

*burp*
The Remote Islands
18-07-2008, 00:57
Too bad about the cheese.

You see, this is why... I'm the weasel; I'm good, hell, I'm great and you surrender your cheese to me as of this date. So, sorry, there is no cheese left for your pizza earth. *nods* Of course, nothing is stopping you from using vegan cheese! :D

I am not vegan! I DEMAND MAI CHEESE BACK! I DECLARE WAR!

if i werent on my wii right now typing this, id add that to my siggy.

Add it when you're on your PC.

The world needs LG disease. :D

Well, go ahead and drink my blood. Just don't drink too much, or i'll shoot you with a silver-plated SPAS-12.


LAWLLAWLLAWL MAH FIRST TRIPLEQUOTE REPLY or sumthin
New Manvir
18-07-2008, 02:24
Gundams.
Querinos
18-07-2008, 02:44
To spontaneously bust into song. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5BxymuiAxQ)

Or more scientific advancements coupled with humanistic virtues.
Vetalia
18-07-2008, 02:48
More Hearts of Iron 2...

On that note, I'm off to launch Operation Barbarossa.
Wilgrove
18-07-2008, 05:30
It needs more insane people. *nod*
Bitchkitten
18-07-2008, 05:32
A lot less humans on it. We're already straining resources and population is still growing by leaps and bounds.
Wilgrove
18-07-2008, 05:33
A lot less humans on it. We're already straining resources and population is still growing by leaps and bounds.

Yea...sex will do that.....

If it didn't feel so good....
South Lizasauria
18-07-2008, 05:34
What do you think the world needs at the moment? Romance? Death and destruction? A new honk-horn? Let's hear your opinion.

I think the world needs more busty anime babes... (I don't care what you think, I like the stuff.) :)

we need more space technology in order to colonize other planets. Because earth sucks.
Bitchkitten
18-07-2008, 05:36
Yea...sex will do that.....

If it didn't feel so good....
I managed to have lots of sex and no offspring. It's really not that difficult.
Trollgaard
18-07-2008, 05:58
A world war with no nukes followed by Neo-Fuedalism, decentralization, fragmentation, resumption of tribal life.
Megaloria
18-07-2008, 06:03
Giant robots. And a large pepperoni pizza.
Sarkhaan
18-07-2008, 06:25
http://www.yamaha.com/yamahavgn/Images/Artists/Main/burt_bacharach_main.jpg

love, sweet love
Just for some?
The world needs LG disease. :D

I already got it. The rash has already spread to my chest.
Intangelon
18-07-2008, 10:53
Too bad about the cheese.

You see, this is why... I'm the weasel; I'm good, hell, I'm great and you surrender your cheese to me as of this date. So, sorry, there is no cheese left for your pizza earth. *nods* Of course, nothing is stopping you from using vegan cheese! :D

Except the presence of taste buds, and the fact that "vegan cheese" is an oxymoron.

we need more space technology in order to colonize other planets. Because earth sucks.

Which is why we have gravity!
Peepelonia
18-07-2008, 11:34
Which is why we have gravity!


less gravity!
That Imperial Navy
18-07-2008, 11:36
less gravity!

Come on now, let's be a little more down to earth... :)
Peepelonia
18-07-2008, 11:49
Come on now, let's be a little more down to earth... :)

No lets not, lets be a little more up in the air!
That Imperial Navy
18-07-2008, 11:49
No lets not, lets be a little more up in the air!

Well at least it'll feel fresher.
Al-Revis
18-07-2008, 11:56
fresher but less oxygen
That Imperial Navy
18-07-2008, 11:57
fresher but less oxygen

Oh yeah, I hadn't thought of that...

*Suffocates*
Dukeburyshire
18-07-2008, 12:21
Empires. :)

Nationalisations. :mp:

Air. :gas:

Good Fuel. :$

More Equality. :mp5:

Less Morality. :soap:
Maineiacs
18-07-2008, 12:36
This world needs more 60's/70's hard rock bands!

Please don't say things I agree with. You're upsetting the balance of the Universe.


BTW, what the world needs now is for cold fusion to be possible.
Rhursbourg
18-07-2008, 13:40
the PG tips Monkeys to return
Neo Bretonnia
18-07-2008, 13:43
...another folk singer, like I need a hole in my head.

I don't know what the world may need but a V8 engine's a good start for me, think I'll drive to find a place to be surly...