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Did I pwn this liberal Jew female professor?

Hammurab
16-07-2008, 23:33
Note: Out of respect for the mods, all racist epithets and ethnic slurs in this post will be replaced with entities from The Cthulhu Mythos by H.P. Lovecraft who was a committed racist. For example, the "h" word I used for Jewish people that got me banned will now be given as "Hastur the Unspeakable".

Okay, so I met my advisor for the graduate program that I'm starting in August, and of course, she's a Jew. I let her know up front that I'm a white nationalist.

She asked why I disliked Jews, and I explained that Jews are all out to protect one another, they all stick together and support their own race. She asked how that behavior, even if true, would differ from the very central tenet of white nationalism. I told her she was a filthy Yig.

Anyway, I told her that I would take her class because it was required, but that she was still a Jew.

She asked why I felt the need to use the word Jew as a pejorative.

I told her I was not under oath, so I couldn't commit pejory.

PWN!

Can you believe this dumb Kassogtha doesn't even know what pejory is, and she's supposed to be a law professor?
Neesika
16-07-2008, 23:37
Ba dum dum chhhh!
Mandrivia
16-07-2008, 23:38
Note: Out of respect for the mods, all racist epithets and ethnic slurs in this post will be replaced with entities from The Cthulhu Mythos by H.P. Lovecraft who was a committed racist. For example, the "h" word I used for Jewish people that got me banned will not be given as "Hastur the Unspeakable".

Okay, so I met my advisor for the graduate program that I'm starting in August, and of course, she's a Jew. I let her know up front that I'm a white nationalist.

She asked why I disliked Jews, and I explained that Jews are all out to protect one another, they all stick together and support their own race. She asked how that behavior, even if true, would differ from the very central tenet of white nationalism. I told her she was a filthy Yig.

Anyway, I told her that I would take her class because it was required, but that she was still a Jew.

She asked why I felt the need to use the word Jew as a pejorative.

I told her I was not under oath, so I couldn't commit pejory.

PWN!

Can you believe this dumb Kassogtha doesn't even know what pejory is, and she's supposed to be a law professor?

She pwned you because you're a racist bastard (assuming this is true)
Andaluciae
16-07-2008, 23:38
Are you some sort of Jesussaves type joke creature? Because your punchline makes you, not her, the idiot.

Perjury is the felony offense.

Pejorative refers to a usage of a word that implies contempt.

For your own edification:

Pejorative = http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pejorative
Perjury = http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perjury
Fartsniffage
16-07-2008, 23:39
Can I have your man-babies?
Ashmoria
16-07-2008, 23:39
you only pwned her if she had a stroke by the end of this ridiculous story.
Bullitt Point
16-07-2008, 23:44
So... mastery of English = pwnd?
Lacadaemon
16-07-2008, 23:44
Weak. You failed to pwn anyone.

Now if you'd smashed the windows of her car out with a nine iron......
Neesika
16-07-2008, 23:45
Are you some sort of Jesussaves type joke creature? Because your punchline makes you, not her, the idiot.

Perjury is the felony offense.

Pejorative refers to a usage of a word that implies contempt.

For your own edification:

Pejorative = http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pejorative
Perjury = http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perjury

*wipes happy tear from eye*

I thought no one would bite. Not a one.

My faith in the idiocy of others is restored.
Yootopia
16-07-2008, 23:47
*The OP*
Ah yes, calling people a filthy Yidd. Excellent argument right there...

Also, white nationalism? What the fuck is that? There are plenty of different 'white' nations, and many of them hate each other - the French and the Germans, for example...

There is no 'white nation'. That's just retarded.
Hammurab
16-07-2008, 23:50
Are you some sort of Jesussaves type joke creature? Because your punchline makes you, not her, the idiot.

Perjury is the felony offense.

Pejorative refers to a usage of a word that implies contempt.

For your own edification:

Pejorative = http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pejorative
Perjury = http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perjury

English is a WHITE language! Developed by true-blooded, Aryan, pasty WHITE people!

A couple of wiki-links doesn't change the fact that this woman is a Jew, and supports Isryleh!
Psychotic Mongooses
16-07-2008, 23:51
I told her she was a filthy Yig.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yttrium_iron_garnet

I wouldn't mind having a yig or two.
Hammurab
16-07-2008, 23:54
Ah yes, calling people a filthy Yidd. Excellent argument right there...

Also, white nationalism? What the fuck is that? There are plenty of different 'white' nations, and many of them hate each other - the French and the Germans, for example...

There is no 'white nation'. That's just retarded.

The French and Germans do NOT hate eachother! Name one instance of organized, armed conflict between French and Germans! One!

Fuck's sake, for a time, the Germans even administrated the French government during the Vichy regime, and defended the French coast against encroaching Jewish invaders led by Eisenhowersteingoldberg!

Learn some history if you want to call me retarded.
Pirated Corsairs
16-07-2008, 23:55
If you're going to troll, at least be funny.
The Shifting Mist
16-07-2008, 23:56
Well, at least he's an entertaining little troll/satirist.

Still, I think he could do better, he mocks his opponents intelligence more then the illogic of their point of view. It's witty (sometimes) and well done, but it just seems like it's being laid on too thick and that it's a bit shallow.

I suppose his style simply isn't to my tastes...

That being said, when he doesn't resort to outright mockery I find him to be quite hilarious. Interestingly enough, it is the very aspects of his character that anger the mods that also annoy me, it just seems like style over substance. Although he crafts a good joke, I think that his best moments are when he shoots for substance instead and legitimately satires a point of view, rather than just it's presenter.
Hammurab
16-07-2008, 23:56
Weak. You failed to pwn anyone.

Now if you'd smashed the windows of her car out with a nine iron......

We used to do that kind of stuff when we had our own Skinhead Gang, but we got beat up by that 62 year old mall security guard. Filthy Nyarlathahotep.
Call to power
16-07-2008, 23:58
was she hot?
Yootopia
16-07-2008, 23:58
The French and Germans do NOT hate eachother! Name one instance of organized, armed conflict between French and Germans! One!

Fuck's sake, for a time, the Germans even administrated the French government during the Vichy regime, and defended the French coast against encroaching Jewish invaders led by Eisenhowersteingoldberg!

Learn some history if you want to call me retarded.
Ah kk you're a troll ^__^
Hammurab
17-07-2008, 00:02
Well, at least he's an entertaining little troll/satirist.

Still, I think he could do better, he mocks his opponents intelligence more then the illogic of their point of view. It's witty and well done, but it just seems like it's being laid on too thick and that it's a bit shallow.

I suppose his style simply isn't to my tastes...

That being said, when he doesn't resort to outright mockery I find him to be quite hilarious. Interestingly enough, it is the very aspects of his character that anger the mods that also annoy me, it just seems like style over substance. Although he crafts a good joke, I think that his best moments are when he shoots for substance instead and legitimately satires a point of view, rather than just it's presenter.

Oh, more of this jew-loving crap about "substance" and "depth" and "refining satire beyond mere absurdity in the interest of meaningful commentary without sacrificing the caustic joviality that allows it to penetrate where flat rhetoric might fail".

Well, I'm not going to do that, you Azathothhole, because if I actually developed and improved my work, you know what that would make me? A jew.

White power.
Gift-of-god
17-07-2008, 00:02
That was awesome.

Unspeakably awesome.
Hammurab
17-07-2008, 00:04
was she hot?

King of, in that sexy librarian kind of way.

Horn rimmed glasses, hair up in a bun, lithe smooth neckline, tight grey wool skirt, billowy white blouse, small smouth.

If she hadn't been a liberal Jew, she would've been worthy to bear my Aryan seed.
Hammurab
17-07-2008, 00:07
Ah kk you're a troll ^__^

I'm not a troll! I've explained before, trolls are subterranean big nosed creatures that regenerate from fire damage!

As I've said, I'm more like Thor, except he's kind of gay with his long blonde hair and thigh high boots.

Think of me as Thor but with something less gay, like a tight buzz cutt, leather chaps, and brown bucks.
Hydesland
17-07-2008, 00:07
Right so trolls are supposed to be funny these days? I blame GoG and neesika for perpetuating this ridiculous myth. :D
Hydesland
17-07-2008, 00:08
was she hot?

Depends, are Jews in general hot?
Kryozerkia
17-07-2008, 00:10
I can't decide who's more disgusting, this 'troll' - quotation marks due to the sad fact that sans said marks, it would be a compliment - or those who are feeding through encouraging comments and ignoring the fact that it's blatant trolling, something explicitly listed in The One Stop Rules Shop (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=416023), in the third post of Forbidden Actions (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=8784641&postcount=3).

Frankly, if anyone accuses me of having no sense of humour, I'd be content with that. I'd rather be thought of as humourless than facilitate the spread of idiocy, bigotry and other similar-minded tripe.
Imota
17-07-2008, 00:10
You made this a multi choice poll, so I checked both the first option and the second one.
Hammurab
17-07-2008, 00:10
Depends, are Jews in general hot?

Neo Art is a jew, he posts in general, and he's hot.

Still a filthy Hastur the Unspeakable, but hot.
Sirocco
17-07-2008, 00:11
Gahd, what a ridiculous thread. It can only go downhill. Locked.