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Well to try and revitalize this place I'm doing the blind date thing. Whoever wants to be part of it just post and I will determine pairs through a complex system otherwise known as pulling names out of a hat. Lets breathe some life back into the NSG creature! You will contact whoever you are paired with through TG's. It makes things easier.

Entrants:

1.Londim
2.Skalvia
3.Yootopia
4.Sumamba Buwhan
5.Tynlandia
6.Call to power
7.Rasselas
8.Aryavartha
9.Shotagon
10.Neu Leonstein
11.Bananamaple
12.Zilam
13.Unified Prosperity
14.Neo Bretonnia
15.Il Ruffino
16.The Goddess Ayanami
17.Anti-Social Darwinism
18.Veblenia
19.Straughn
20.The South Islands
21.Fleckenstein
22.Megaloria
23.Dinaverg
24.Amarenthe
25.Kyronea
26.Nobel Hobos
27.Cabra West
28.Sarkhaan
29.Galloism
30.Nanatsu
31.Jello Biafra
32.Toxiarria
33.Hotwife
34.Maineiacs
35.Johnny B Goode
36.That Imperial Navy
37.Bellania
38.Solyhnia
39.Western Mercenary Union
40.WYTYG
41.Tatoria
42. Ryadn

lol wut?


ill enter...but i doubt there's anyone in NSG anywhere near MS...

Sausage party ahoy! (aye I'll sign up though)

We're looking for a bisexual couple to see once a month.

Both have to be in OK shape and disease free.

420 friendly and not afraid of a little rope

Sausage party ahoy! (aye I'll sign up though)

It's all about experimenting ;)

Sausage party ahoy! (aye I'll sign up though)

I was kinda hopin for a Clam Bake, lol

Me me I want in. Wait wasn't this done on 4-1-2007?

Me me I want in. Wait wasn't this done on 4-1-2007?
Quite possibly. On the other hand, this is 2008, and some people might not have been around then to take part.

Hmmm, does this mean we could be paired up with the same gender? :confused:

Hmmm, does this mean we could be paired up with the same gender? :confused:
Yes :eek:

What kind of date is this going to be? an e-date? Will there be fluffle? :fluffle:

Creepy.... *Rants about the problems of seeing someone over/finding someone by teh interwebz*
:soap:

What kind of date is this going to be? an e-date? Will there be fluffle? :fluffle:
Fluffles? Count me in!

What kind of date is this going to be? an e-date? Will there be fluffle? :fluffle:

If you wish there to be :) And yes an e - convo via TG's.

Creepy.... *Rants about the problems of seeing someone over/finding someone by teh interwebz*
:soap:

Crazy ol' CM. It's just a way to get to know your fellow posters. Tis a joke title.

sign me up

rats! I can't find the video of Cilla Black at the royal variety :(

If you wish there to be :) And yes an e - convo via TG's.
Hey, No, I don't want in this Sick Sick Game.

sign me up

rats! I can't find the video of Cilla Black at the royal variety :(

You're in

Hey, No, I don't want in this Sick Sick Game.

You're out

rats! I can't find the video of Cilla Black at the royal variety :(
Here you go, chuck -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Hskibp1lOs

Here you go, chuck -

no, the blinding 2001 performance :hail:

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/6430/cillablackud2.jpg

no, the blinding 2001 performance :hail:

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/6430/cillablackud2.jpg

Mine eyes! MINE EYES!

I am bored. What the heck. Count me in.

Mine eyes! MINE EYES!
And that's before the lights on her basque lit up with little hearts around her nipples and crotch. Yeah, you heard.

And that's before the lights on her basque lit up with little hearts around her nipples and crotch. Yeah, you heard.

Who in the hell thought that would be a good idea?!

I suppose I might do it.

Who in the hell thought that would be a good idea?!
I dunno. Maybe they contacted other knackered pop stars like Madonna for ideas.

Note that, perhaps not coincidentally, this was the first Royal Variety that the Queen and Prince Phillip didn't attend for a long time.

I am bored. What the heck. Count me in.

I suppose I might do it.

Excellent.

Oooh, I'll join.

count me in.

i just there were more umm non straight ladies here. hehe

:) Sign me up.

count me in.

i just there were more umm non straight ladies here. hehe

How do you know there aren't? I would qualify. I think we need a poll...

Count me in! You don't have to be single to go on a date, do you?

Hmm if it's just for laughs I'm in. I'll tell my wife she should get in on it too ;)

a poll would be grand!

I guess I jumped to conclusions, I haven't been here long enough! hehe

In.

WYTYG turned out to be a fat, hair, old hag.

Hmmm...This girl will give it a shot. Hopefully I will end up with a woman. If not I can always just have my date go missing! I mean I AM the owner of my own Region! I should be able to get away with shipping a bad date to a dictatorship country <.< Right? >.>

In other words, I am joining this game.

*Enters, quietly and unobtrusively, into the game.*

Sure, I'll give it a go.

Well to try and revitalize this place I'm doing the blind date thing. Whoever wants to be part of it just post and I will determine pairs through a complex system otherwise known as pulling names out of a hat. Lets breathe some life back into the NSG creature! You will contact whoever you are paired with through TG's. It makes things easier.

Entrants:

Londim
Skalvia
Yootopia
Sumamba Buwhan
Tynlandia
Call to power
Rasselas
Aryavartha
Shotagon

Moi. Never been on one.

WYTYG turned out to be a fat, hair, old hag..... sure you started at the right end?
And, ... so?

I'll take a shot. Perhaps I shall find romance on this fair forum. Or atleast, some cheap lulz.

We're looking for a bisexual couple to see once a month.

Both have to be in OK shape and disease free.

420 friendly and not afraid of a little rope

Do politics matter?

In.Why do I need five characters? Fuck the new rules and the new smileys..

Eh, why not. I'm bored, and I don't mind conversation.

*dresses fancy*

Whoo. For the record, I'm not a girl.

Moi. Never been on one.

Okay, so if we end up paired, I KNOW this thing was rigged. ;)

So, without exactly understanding how this works, why not? I'm newly single. Time to get back into the game.

Really? That's a shame.

Well I have the body of a male...but the brain of a woman...so to speak ^^;

*Dons on her fancy Pink Lolita outfit* <3

I've the body of a male, three male brains and one female one, but she understands that we'd make an unattractive girl, so she's okay with it.

Okay, so if we end up paired, I KNOW this thing was rigged. ;)

So, without exactly understanding how this works, why not? I'm newly single. Time to get back into the game.

You newly single? I am sure some here on NSG could find time to entertain you.

You newly single? I am sure some here on NSG could find time to entertain you.

*reads mind*

Stop having dirty thoughts. You're married.

You newly single? I am sure some here on NSG could find time to entertain you.

I'm sure they could. ;)

Well to try and revitalize this place I'm doing the blind date thing. Whoever wants to be part of it just post and I will determine pairs through a complex system otherwise known as pulling names out of a hat. Lets breathe some life back into the NSG creature! You will contact whoever you are paired with through TG's. It makes things easier.

Entrants:

Londim
Skalvia
Yootopia
Sumamba Buwhan
Tynlandia
Call to power
Rasselas
Aryavartha
Shotagon
Ah, what the hell. Enter me.

I like how these thread pick up when I post :$

Ah, what the hell. Enter me.

now all I need to do is get you drunk... (http://img295.imageshack.us/my.php?image=doghumpingdrunkleglr2.jpg)

So who is the blind woman I get to date, then?

I might need some tips, too. I had this vague idea that "dating" involves brushing the teeth and turning up somewhere with enough money for a meal and a taxi home. Is there more to it than that?

Right just to post how this will work:

I will draw names out of a hat to make the pairings.

When you are paired with someone send them a TG saying hi or whatever and get the conversation going.

This is purely for fun to get to know your fellow forumites. We spend all our time arguing with each other but we don't really know each other to well, something I blame for the forum floundering slightly.

You do not have to meet the person in real life unless you really hit it off and you are comfortable with it all. If that occurs then good for you.

Remember this is fun. If you start to feel uncomfortable with who you are talking to then end the 'date' as it where.

I will draw names out of a hat to make the pairings.

what kind of hat?

what kind of hat?

Maybe a sombrero or maybe a trilby.

... the forum floundering slightly ...

What, lying on the sea bottom with both eyes on one side?

I kinda enjoy that, actually. And we repel predators by looking like a dead fish which has sunk.

Both eyes are on the left at the moment. That would make us a Summer Flounder.

The Draw:

Drumroll please!

Neu Leonstein and Zilam

Bananamaple and Sumamba Buwhan

Londim and Yootopia

Shotagon and Tynlandia

Dinaverg and Il Ruffino

TSI and The Goddess Ayanami

Neo Bretonnia and Straugn

Call to power and Kyronea

Veblenia and Rasselas

Aryavartha and Sklavia

Megaloria and Amarenthe

Anti Social Darwinism and Unified Prosperity

Fleckenstein and Nobel Hobos


These are the pairings. Go forth and exchange TG's!

I wouldn't mind entering, but I've got the suspicion you'd pair me up with one of NSG's tireless missionaries....

I wouldn't mind entering, but I've got the suspicion you'd pair me up with one of NSG's tireless missionaries....
Neu Leonstein got Zilam already http://www.reloaded.org/forum/style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif

I wouldn't mind entering, but I've got the suspicion you'd pair me up with one of NSG's tireless missionaries....

I'll pair you up with whoever signs up next ;)

What the hell. I'll play.

Í want in, but only if I'm paired with Straughn or Nobel Hobos.;)

Í want in, but only if I'm paired with Straughn or Nobel Hobos.;)

I'm clearly dirt.

EDIT: I better addendum that with a smilie, or people won't know I'm being sarcastic. :p

The Draw:
Fleckenstein and Nobel Hobos

Oh, that's just wrong. Flecks is some innocent young fella who likes to flirt. (Not with me, of course!)

You have done a wrong, wrong thing here. You have introduced Christian to his Cyrano. Oh, poor Roxanne no Tsuki, her heart is forfeit!

I'm clearly dirt.

EDIT: I better addendum that with a smilie, or people won't know I'm being sarcastic. :p

You're risking feeling the wrath of my fish slapper once again.:soap:

PS: Can we add a shifty eyes smiley? I crave it!

You're risking feeling the wrath of my fish slapper once again.:soap:

PS: Can we add a shifty eyes smiley? I crave it!

No! Not the fish slapper!

You know, they tried to cut down a tree with a herring...

Oh, that's just wrong. Flecks is some innocent young fella who likes to flirt. (Not with me, of course!)

You have done a wrong, wrong thing here. You have introduced Christian to his Cyrano. Oh, poor Roxanne no Tsuki, her heart is forfeit!

Woe is me. The Hobos has forsaken me for another.

*runs away, crying dramatically*

No! Not the fish slapper!

You know, they tried to cut down a tree with a herring...

Galloism, marry me. I have fallen in NSG love with you.:fluffle:

ROFLMAFAO!

Galloism, marry me. I have fallen in NSG love with you.:fluffle

Nobel, your powers are no match for the Dark Side. :mp:

It seems at the moment we have a 3 way until someone else joins.

Nanatsu
Galloism
Cabra West

One more shall allow for partners

It seems at the moment we have a 3 way until someone else joins.

Nanatsu
Galloism
Cabra West

One more shall allow for partners

I don't think we need one more. This is fine.

Í want in, but only if I'm paired with Straughn or Nobel Hobos.;)

Straughn is fun. You and me would be a downward spiral of tragic mutual self-obsession. I demand Straughn for levity in the relationship, plus the "remembering to pay the gas-bill so we don't all freeze" factor.

Threesomes, and love-triangles, and gender-swapping, and helping Straughn to get over the obesity thing, and lots of compassion and gas heating through the next European winter ... or no deal. If Straughn's not in, I'm not in.

Here I was mistaking this for a respectable Blind Dating agency.

Nope, it seems to be a game of Snap. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snap_(game))

Here I was mistaking this for a respectable Blind Dating agency.

Nope, it seems to be a game of Snap. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snap_(game))

It is upto you sir to partake in these services. However we do have a money back guarantee.

Money back only guaranteed before signing up to the agency. Once signed up the guarantee becomes null and void.

Creepy.... *Rants about the problems of seeing someone over/finding someone by teh interwebz*
:soap:
Until you try it, you shouldn't knock it. However, since you are only what...15 or 16, perhaps you should abstain for a few years?

I don't think we need one more. This is fine.

Indeed.

Until you try it, you shouldn't knock it. However, since you are only what...15 or 16, perhaps you should abstain for a few years?

Responsible advice from the ol' fig-leaf ... er, maple-leaf. Maple-leaves are bigger, right?

Am I turning into a humourless old fart? Fuck it, kids: steal your daddy's gun, shoot everybody you know (including him and the old cow) then skip the country with the fake passport you bought off the net and the plane ticket your bought with the credit card of that old hermit you murdered in her sleep and shoved down her own well, then hide in freedom-loving Australia with the high-court judge you cyber-sexed with when you were only ten!

That's the way to date on the internet. Fuck this wimpy shit!

yeah. I'm down.

Straughn is fun. You and me would be a downward spiral of tragic mutual self-obsession. I demand Straughn for levity in the relationship, plus the "remembering to pay the gas-bill so we don't all freeze" factor.

Threesomes, and love-triangles, and gender-swapping, and helping Straughn to get over the obesity thing, and lots of compassion and gas heating through the next European winter ... or no deal. If Straughn's not in, I'm not in.

Oh, but it's imperative that Straughn's involved. Mr. Hobos, you and I alone would be akin to having a cataclysm like the one that killed the dinosaurs. We need Straughny to level each other and for comic relief.

Responsible advice from the ol' fig-leaf ... er, maple-leaf. Maple-leaves are bigger, right?

Am I turning into a humourless old fart? Fuck it, kids: steal your daddy's gun, shoot everybody you know (including him and the old cow) then skip the country with the fake passport you bought off the net and the plane ticket your bought with the credit card of that old hermit you murdered in her sleep and shoved down her own well, then hide in freedom-loving Australia with the high-court judge you cyber-sexed with when you were only ten!

That's the way to date on the internet. Fuck this wimpy shit!
Methinks this is a tad overkill. :D

Additional Pairings:

Sarkhaan and Cabra West

Nanatsu no Tsuki and Galloism

Sign me up! :$

Question: why blind date at all? Why not have just a giant Septuple date in Las Vegas or something?

Question: why blind date at all? Why not have just a giant Septuple date in Las Vegas or something?

Sure...if you want to fly me out to Las Vegas

Hm... I'm thinking maybe. I'd have no idea what to actually do... we could start conspiring to launch an insurrection and install ourselves as King and Queen (or more likely King) of NSG. :)

Sure...if you want to fly me out to Las Vegas

Yes. I think there's a direct flight from Heathrow to Las Vegas. Best dress warmly; I hear that the nose wheel bay gets somewhat chilly.

sign Me up too

no, the blinding 2001 performance :hail:http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/6430/cillablackud2.jpg

That's freaking sick!!!! If I played this retarded blind date game, I could be talking to him/her/him/it... *shudders*

Too bad I'm too stupid than to not say "count me in". :salute:

Question: why blind date at all? Why not have just a giant Septuple date in Las Vegas or something?

So does the old saying apply? "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas?"

So does the old saying apply? "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas?"

Aye, it applies. Unless the mods come. Then everyone deated in Vegas stays in vegas.

Oh, that's just wrong. Flecks is some innocent young fella who likes to flirt. (Not with me, of course!)

You have done a wrong, wrong thing here. You have introduced Christian to his Cyrano. Oh, poor Roxanne no Tsuki, her heart is forfeit!

Young? Legal adult, thank you. :p

...I'll join.

Sumamba Buwhan yay!

*cuddles*

Neu Leonstein got Zilam already http://www.reloaded.org/forum/style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif
Whooo...

Well to try and revitalize this place I'm doing the blind date thing. Whoever wants to be part of it just post and I will determine pairs through a complex system otherwise known as pulling names out of a hat. Lets breathe some life back into the NSG creature! You will contact whoever you are paired with through TG's. It makes things easier.

Entrants:

Londim
Skalvia
Yootopia
Sumamba Buwhan
Tynlandia
Call to power
Rasselas
Aryavartha
Shotagon
Neu Leonstein
Bananamaple
Zilam
Unified Prosperity
Neo Bretonnia
Il Ruffino
The Goddess Ayanami
Anti-Social Darwinism
Veblenia
Straughn
The South Islands
Fleckenstein
Megaloria
Dinaverg
Amarenthe
Kyronea
Nobel Hobos

*devious smile* add me... MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !

I'm in.

Additional Pairings:

Sarkhaan and Cabra West

Nanatsu no Tsuki and Galloism

Heh... I like! I like tattoos. :D

New pairing:

Ravea and South Lizasauria

Ryadn you will be partnered with whoever joins next.

I'm jumping the OP, rebelling against the already bogus "random," "blind" pairings.

Ryadn is RL female (I shouldn't take a posters word for this, but whatever) and a teacher (come on, that's Hawt or nothing is) and a huge asset to any "blind date" organizer.

I demand that the Blind Date pairings be reset, and the OP do what is decently expected of a Blind Date referee: be damn well random already. It's a vast abuse of power to declare "random" (blind, etc) then auction off new entrants to those who didn't get in early, from good faith.

Aw, I know I'm predictable. I know my brand of "fight the power" is weak and unoriginal. But I can't help it: THIS THREAD SUCKS! The OP, by their very words, is gratifying themselves at the expense of all of us, abusing the arbitrary power they claimed by starting the thread --in short being an asshole.

OP: start over, don't play God and don't play Matchmaker, do as you said you would and pair us up RANDOMLY.

Start over. Take all the entrants to the thread, and match them randomly at some time, and let that be the end of your OP discretion, and leave it up to the entrants to honour with TG's or personal favours whatever obligation the feel to play this "game."

Do it for fuck's sake RIGHT, or crawl away and hide in shame that you ever tried to do it at all.

I have honoured the original premise of the thread. I sent a TG to Fleckenstein, most sincerely offering a place to stay and/or a shared expenses night on the town in Sydney. That's a fucking date, and then some. I'll stand by that, and I'd offer the same to most of the prospective "dates" on the list of this thread. Not all though.There's a few I'd restrict my "dating" TG to: "hi!" I don't like 'em and I'd feel like a fool trusting 'em. Flecks I'm OK with, and hell: posters, if you're coming to Sydney drop me a TG and let's go for a drink. I'm widely and easily "dateable" if that doesn't imply "I agree to have sex with you."

OP: Truly random. Not "I pretend random so I can matchmake without ever being held to account." Random, or your name will live in infamy. Do it over, do it random, read the explicit meaning of "random" not take the Netspeak copout meaning "I do shit, and don't have to answer for it" but instead the explicit meaning of "Random" -- without knowable cause -- and do this thread right. Get the list, all at once, and apply a random choice. Numbers out of a hat.

Or live forever in infamy. As a cur, a bitch, a pox and a vile curse apon the body of NSG. Good intentions, noble poster, must be matched by good acts, or else they be mockery of all the good. And claim to themselves all evil acts, whether intended or no.

EDIT: In the above, OP=Londim. Don't be a fucking fascist, bro.

I agree that this should be COMPLETELY random, and not have auctions and such. That simply isn't fair for the rest of us, ESPECIALLY when you have a sexy teacher! @.@

I definitely don´t mind being paired with Galloism. I love men in uniform.:D

I'll take a shot. Perhaps I shall find romance on this fair forum. Or atleast, some cheap lulz..... THIS is the attitude that will get you through almost *any* date.

I'm jumping the OP, rebelling against the already bogus "random," "blind" pairings.

Ryadn is RL female (I shouldn't take a posters word for this, but whatever) and a teacher (come on, that's Hawt or nothing is) and a huge asset to any "blind date" organizer.

I've got the photos to back it up. ;)

Aww, you sweet-talker!

Okay, so if we end up paired, I KNOW this thing was rigged. ;)
As is with the universe, you would surely know. :p
I'm newly single. Time to get back into the game..... *THIS* is the part where i shakily, hesitantly remind you what kind of psychos there are on this particular forum ... and then move right on to say, "well, enjoy!"

I agree that this should be COMPLETELY random, and not have auctions and such. That simply isn't fair for the rest of us, ESPECIALLY when you have a sexy teacher! @.@

I'm in hot demand!

*checks Ayanami's location*

From abroad AND nearby!

.... *THIS* is the part where i shakily, hesitantly remind you what kind of psychos there are on this particular forum ... and then move right on to say, "well, enjoy!"

Damn it, I should have checked NSG more often, I would've bribed the OP and called Amarenthe.

I had this vague idea that "dating" involves brushing the teeth and turning up somewhere with enough money for a meal and a taxi home. Is there more to it than that?Usually, no. Besides, what with the whole "blind" thing and all, best go comfortable, eh?

Damn it, I should have checked NSG more often, I would've bribed the OP and called Amarenthe.Oh HELL yeah!
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/love/1468.gif
It might not have let you on, though, as were the case for myself.

Dinaverg and Il RuffinoRigged. They're already intimately familiar with each other.


Neo Bretonnia and Straugn
Okie dokie!

Í want in, but only if I'm paired with Straughn or Nobel Hobos.;)What's this "or" stuff? :p

I tg'd my blind date and, as yet, have received no reply. I may need a new one. You do permit exchanges, do you not? Either that or a refund.

Oh HELL yeah!
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/love/1468.gif
It might not have let you on, though, as were the case for myself.

I'd call you a perv, but, you know. Pot, kettle.

Anyway, your own sig admits she's pure liquid sex. ;)

You and me would be a downward spiral of tragic mutual self-obsession.
http://www.lilithgallery.com/library/greek/images/SalvadorDali-Narcissus-1937.jpg
I demand Straughn for levity in the relationship, plus the "remembering to pay the gas-bill so we don't all freeze" factor.I mentioned i had most of my house lined with plastic wrap, fleece and wool so i could maximize static electricity harnessing, right?

Threesomes, and love-triangles, and gender-swapping, and helping Straughn to get over the obesity thingErm, what? The fat i gots is in my head, mostly, and the rest is pregnancy-related. But that whole threesome thing, yes oh yes.

I tg'd my blind date and, as yet, have received no reply. I may need a new one. You do permit exchanges, do you not? Either that or a refund.Wait, wait .... i've had many instances where ones' settings didn't allow me to TG them. Incompetence on my part aside.

Wait, wait .... i've had many instances where ones' settings didn't allow me to TG them. Incompetence on my part aside.

Very well, I will wait ... patiently. *taps foot, crosses arms*

I'd call you a perv, but, you know. Pot, kettle.God *sic* bless the internet!

Anyway, your own sig admits she's pure liquid sex. ;)I have to agree, totally. The audio certainly perpetrated as much.
One thing though ... it's often difficult to have sex with a liquid. Jello ... Biafra, maybe ... :p

Rigged. They're already intimately familiar with each other.


*nodnod*

Responsible advice from the ol' fig-leaf ... er, maple-leaf. Maple-leaves are bigger, right?

Am I turning into a humourless old fart? Fuck it, kids: steal your daddy's gun, shoot everybody you know (including him and the old cow) then skip the country with the fake passport you bought off the net and the plane ticket your bought with the credit card of that old hermit you murdered in her sleep and shoved down her own well, then hide in freedom-loving Australia with the high-court judge you cyber-sexed with when you were only ten!

That's the way to date on the internet. Fuck this wimpy shit!Ruffy been there, burned tha bra.
*shrug*

Heh... I like! I like tattoos. :D
Sark is hot AND kink. Now you just gotta find out if he's got stamina. :p

Aww, you sweet-talker!Tis true, of course. *nods emphatically*

Hmm if it's just for laughs I'm in. I'll tell my wife she should get in on it too ;)
Maybe *this* is a great example of aforementioned "threesome".

Damn it, I should have checked NSG more often, I would've bribed the OP and called Amarenthe.

Oh HELL yeah!
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/love/1468.gif
It might not have let you on, though, as were the case for myself.

I'd call you a perv, but, you know. Pot, kettle.

Anyway, your own sig admits she's pure liquid sex. ;)

:p

You guys are way too good for the ego. Seriously. Now I feel like I have to be amazingly impressive to earn all this praise. The PRESSURE.

You guys are way too good for the ego. Seriously. Now I feel like I have to be amazingly impressive to earn all this praise. The PRESSURE.What kind of pressure would that be? BLOOD pressure? PRESSURE to ... perform? :p

What kind of pressure would that be? BLOOD pressure? PRESSURE to ... perform? :p


Come now, Straughn. I don't feel pressure to perform. I *know* that I'm good. ;)

(Psst, I sent you a TG I think you'll appreciate.)

*Spins around in circles*

Gah! Friggin bugs in my ear...

Hm, i wonder where South Lizasauria went.

:p

You guys are way too good for the ego. Seriously. Now I feel like I have to be amazingly impressive to earn all this praise. The PRESSURE.

Oh, you do. The responsibility comes with the crown! If you didn't want it, you shouldn't have been so pretty. :p

(am i the only one who's mildly terrified of the new sticking-tongue-out smiley?)

Part of me is intrigued by this idea, and part of me is very afraid of what the outcome might be.

i'm in.BTW what TG means? i know it's an acronym of something but i don't know what.And yes,i'm a noob.

What the hell. I'm in.:eek:

Given the fact that most of you guys are males, I would really enjoy this blind date thingy. :rolleyes:

Count me in for the lulz :)

Oh, you do. The responsibility comes with the crown! If you didn't want it, you shouldn't have been so pretty. :p

(am i the only one who's mildly terrified of the new sticking-tongue-out smiley?)

No, I am, too. It conveys a completely different message from the old, green tongue-out smilie. That one said "I'm joking". This one says "I recently escaped from the asylum, and now I'm going to lick you and cackle gleefully while doing so."

What's this "or" stuff? :p

Well, that was for levity too. Nobel Hobos is a tough cookie. I figured adding you gave me an edge. In any case, you´re late Straughny boy. Galloism won. I´m still your tenant though. :D

No, I am, too. It conveys a completely different message from the old, green tongue-out smilie. That one said "I'm joking". This one says "I recently escaped from the asylum, and now I'm going to lick you and cackle gleefully while doing so."

And this is a bad thing? :D

That one said "I'm joking". This one says "I recently escaped from the asylum, and now I'm going to lick you and cackle gleefully while doing so."
Which, in my experience, is almost completely in line with the majority of NSG frequenters.

Which, in my experience, is almost completely in line with the majority of NSG frequenters.

Nonsense. I bite.

Nonsense. I bite.
I offer.
http://www.cybersalt.org/cl_images/1zzzzxa/dogs/dogneedle.jpg

I offer.
http://www.cybersalt.org/cl_images/1zzzzxa/dogs/dogneedle.jpg

I'm not clicking that link, because that picture scares me. I like my dogs more cuddly and less rabid.

My bites are a lot nicer than rabid dog bites, thank you very much. ;)

In any case, you´re late Straughny boy. Galloism won. I´m still your tenant though. :DSeconds it is!

Seconds it is!

:eek: Six characters... geez...

:eek: Six characters... geez...

Why are you so surprised?

<_<

I moved inside Straughn, much like Jhah did once. Of course, Jhah´s place cannot be eclipsed. That mitosed creature was unique. I´m sure Straughn misses him dearly.:D

I think this thread could stand to get a lot more ridiculous.

I think this thread could stand to get a lot more ridiculous.

I'm not sure that's possible.:D

I'm not sure that's possible.:D

Oh, it is possible. Just give the Generalites more time. LOL!

I guess I could try this.

One thing though ... it's often difficult to have sex with a liquid. Jello ... Biafra, maybe ... :pW00t! I'm semi-liquid sex!

I guess I could try this.

W00t! I'm semi-liquid sex!

That's mildly disturbing.

And yet...somehow...arousing?

That's mildly disturbing.

And yet...somehow...arousing?Sounds like a good combination to me. :)

I guess I could try this.

W00t! I'm semi-liquid sex!

So you're like sex stew?

To all those that say it wasn't random it was and I used a hat, a very nice hat in fact. Just tell me that this http://www.greenfingers.com/images/superstore/extraProductImages/DD3203D/10_Gents_Trilby.jpgisn't a nice hat. But to appease the masses a redraw will be conducted tomorrow. I've just got back from work and I'm tired.

Hopefully you also took into account the late sign-up'ers :)

Yeah, including me. You ought to draw before I have some seriously belated second thoughts :D

Well to try and revitalize this place I'm doing the blind date thing. Whoever wants to be part of it just post and I will determine pairs through a complex system otherwise known as pulling names out of a hat. Lets breathe some life back into the NSG creature! You will contact whoever you are paired with through TG's. It makes things easier.

Entrants:

Londim
Skalvia
Yootopia
Sumamba Buwhan
Tynlandia
Call to power
Rasselas
Aryavartha
Shotagon
Neu Leonstein
Bananamaple
Zilam
Unified Prosperity
Neo Bretonnia
Il Ruffino
The Goddess Ayanami
Anti-Social Darwinism
Veblenia
Straughn
The South Islands
Fleckenstein
Megaloria
Dinaverg
Amarenthe
Kyronea
Nobel Hobos

Put my name in that hat, man.

Weird, But ok, drop me in.

Put my name in, for that extra bit of horror

Put my name in, for that extra bit of horror

Depends who you end up with... :D

Depends who you end up with... :D

Most here would be horrified, if only for the political antipathy

Most here would be horrified, if only for the political antipathy

Well a little risk every now and again can be fun.

When my cock is in someone's mouth, they tend to speak in vowels.

When my cock is in someone's mouth, they tend to speak in vowels.

:eek: I don't think you'll get that far... ROFL! Maybe second base, but well...

i'm in.BTW what TG means? i know it's an acronym of something but i don't know what.And yes,i'm a noob.

TG is short for telegram, i.e. the private messages you can send from your nation page.

So you're like sex stew?

Probably more like sex chowder...

and I'm in if it's still going.

BTW who the heck is TSI? I don't see that person posting here since before my date was announced >.<

maybe *this* Is A Great Example Of Aforementioned "threesome".

Rowr!!

The Draw:


Neo Bretonnia and Straugn



These are the pairings. Go forth and exchange TG's!

So I *JUST* saw this.

...Yes. I'm a slacker.

Straughn, I wasn't neglectin' ya... I swear...

...wait... but were you neglecting me?

:cries:

Maybe I should just get better at keeping up with threads... yeah, that sounds like a way better solution.

The pairings were already listed? Where?

The pairings were already listed? Where?

Click the little green arrow in my quote of Londim. I snipped out the other pairs.

Click the little green arrow in my quote of Londim. I snipped out the other pairs.

Ok, then. My next question would be: why wasn't I included? I asked to be.

Ok, then. My next question would be: why wasn't I included? I asked to be.

You really want to know the answer to that question?

You really want to know the answer to that question?

That was a bit unnecessary, don't you think?

That was a bit unnecessary, don't you think?

You have no sense of humor, that's the reason.

Ok, then. My next question would be: why wasn't I included? I asked to be.

There were a couple more pairings subsequent to that one, I think... You might have to surf the whole thread to find it, though :(

I'm in for S&G's, if it isn't too late.

When my cock is in someone's mouth, they tend to speak in vowels.Including W and ...
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?

Straughn, I wasn't neglectin' ya... I swear...

...wait... but were you neglecting me?

:cries:Trains in the night. Frickin' jolt was acting like my truant officer AGAIN.
So do you hit up the urban dictionary for ideas every now & again?

I'm not clicking that link, because that picture scares me. I like my dogs more cuddly and less rabid.

My bites are a lot nicer than rabid dog bites, thank you very much. ;)It's the gnawing i'm shootin' for.

W00t! I'm semi-liquid sex!As the sig ref's ... the headmistress of such is, of course, Amarenthe. :p

Why are you so surprised?He'll be *especially* surprised if he doesn't get out of the way in time. *nods emphatically*

<_<

I moved inside Straughn, much like Jhah did once.
But remember when I moved in you, and the Holy Dove was moving too, and *every* breath we drew was Hallelujah?

Okay, was there a new drawing yet or not? Because I'm about to give up and resign myself to a life of spinsterhood and bitterness for my wasted youth.

Okay the new draw is happening now. I will be using a random number generator. No complaining now!

EDIT:

Il Ruffino (15) and Unified Prosperity (13)

Bananmaple (11) and That Imperial Navy (36)

Aryavartha (8) and WYTYG (40)

Tynlandia (5) and Bellania (37)

Neu Leonstein (10) and Western Mercenary Union (39)

Megaloria (22) and The Goddess Ayanami (16)

Rasselas (7) and Sumamba Buwhan (4)

Yootopia (3) and Nobel Hobos (26)

Maineiacs (34) and Nanatsu (30)

Veblenia (18) and Tatoria (41)

Hotwife (33) and Sarkhaan (28)

Londim (1) and Jello Biafra (31)

Toxiarria (32) and Straughn (19)

Anti Social Darwinism (17) and Dinaverg (23)

Solyhnia (38) and Zilam (12)

Fleckenstein (21) and Call to Power (6)

Johnny B Goode (35) and The South Islands (20)

Kyronea (25) and Shotagon (9)

Neo Bretonnia (14) and Skalvia (2)

Amarenthe (24), Cabra West (27)

Galloism (29) and Ryadn (42)

No more entrants accepted and these numbers were generated on the following site:

http://www.mathgoodies.com/calculators/random_no_custom.html

I don't want any calls of unfairness now, it was done totally randomly and who you got is who you got.

Okay, so what do we have to do? [/too lazy to reread thread]

Can we have cyber-sex? B/c I really wanna do that I think it'd be fun. :fluffle::):confused:


Please put me in for it. Thanks!

I agree that this should be COMPLETELY random, and not have auctions and such. That simply isn't fair for the rest of us, ESPECIALLY when you have a sexy teacher! @.@


Hey, I have a sexy teacher, but Idk if she uses NS. Too bad she doesn't or I'd nag her to hell to join this thing on the random chance we'd be paired.:fluffle:

Can we have cyber-sex? B/c I really wanna do that I think it'd be fun. :fluffle::):confused:


Please put me in for it. Thanks!

*Awaits inevitable "cyber-sex" and "hard disk" joke*. I'm sure there's one that can be made out of "CD" and "seedy" being homophones too.

EDIT: I can spot a joke in anything. In the next version of Microsoft Word, I'll replace the paperclip. "It looks like you're trying to write a joke, would you like help" Options: 1) No, I'm perfectly capable of coming up with humour on my own 2) I'm American, please help! :p

Okay, so what do we have to do? [/too lazy to reread thread]

TG each other and see what happens.

My bites are a lot nicer than rabid dog bites, thank you very much. ;)

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Nasty! You really bite people like a dog! No, no, I kid, I know what your talkin about and to that I say:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJYF4NsaUx0



Of course that does make me :$ and you don't wanna know why.

I sense much amussement potential here.

Whose gonna cyberdate someone of the same gender? A faggot that's who.

Whose gonna cyberdate someone of the same gender? A faggot that's who.

I've not seen such sophisticated wit since Noel Coward.:rolleyes:

Maineiacs (34) and Nanatsu (30)Not bad.

Hotwife (33) and Sarkhaan (28)
Now THAT's just fucked up.

Toxiarria (32) and Straughn (19)Mmmm, okay, but Neo B's still got my mix tape.

Anti Social Darwinism (17) and Dinaverg (23)THAT is a good mix. :)

Neo Bretonnia (14) and Skalvia (2)Twotiming fiend! What a cad! *sobs*

Whose gonna cyberdate someone of the same gender? A faggot that's who.A bundle of sticks?
You're either joking or uneducated. I suppose you'll be around long enough to help figure that out for the both of us.

Because I'm about to give up and resign myself to a life of spinsterhood and bitterness for my wasted youth.Oh, i don't think so. *rummages through discipline gear*

*seckses*

Oh, i don't think so. *rummages through discipline gear*

Hey, waitaminute, I'm the teacher here!

Hey, waitaminute, I'm the teacher here!
It was for homework, you know. :p

*seckses*
...are you 2x'n on your date or what? Did they burn on your hormones and now we're ALL in for a real treat?

*is dating Londim*

As the sig ref's ... the headmistress of such is, of course, Amarenthe. :pSo this means that Amarenthe is too difficult to have sex with and I'm a much more sensible choice?

So this means that Amarenthe is too difficult to have sex with and I'm a much more sensible choice?If it's an issue of purity, perhaps.

Okay my blind date totally sucked. The person was rather crude, macho...and hated anime. Ick.

Blind dates suck. >.<

Problem is, i've likely been paired with another dude...

Problem is, i've likely been paired with another dude...

Well even if you get paired with the gender you dislike, you can at least try to become friends ^^;

Nanatsu and I have exchanged TGs, and we both agree that Londim needs to be more specific about what we're supposed to do now.

A bundle of sticks?
You're either joking or uneducated. I suppose you'll be around long enough to help figure that out for the both of us.

Story goes villagers in medieval Europe would tie a man-humping man they found in their community to a post, throw faggots at his feet, and light him up. The method of punishment carried over as a term to identify those punished, as men to be burned like wood. Maybe that's where poof comes from too.

Nanatsu and I have exchanged TGs, and we both agree that Londim needs to be more specific about what we're supposed to do now.

Indeed we have. So Londim, tell us what we're supposed to do now.;)

Story goes villagers in medieval Europe would tie a man-humping man they found in their community to a post, throw faggots at his feet, and light him up. The method of punishment carried over as a term to identify those punished, as men to be burned like wood. Maybe that's where poof comes from too.

And flamer?

Indeed we have. So Londim, tell us what we're supposed to do now.;)

Well keep talking and see where it leads. Get to know each other...It may lead to:

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/surprise-buttseckz.jpg

Also a payment of 10 GBP is now due for this service. You have 30 days to pay before I send the thug....I mean letter.

Well keep talking and see where it leads. Get to know each other...It may lead to:

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/surprise-buttseckz.jpg

Also a payment of 10 GBP is now due for this service. You have 30 days to pay before I send the thug....I mean letter.

OMAD!:eek:

OMAD!:eek:

Hey you signed up this dating thing. Who knows how Maineiacs will act...

Hey you signed up this dating thing. Who knows how Maineiacs will act...

Well, not with buttsex, anyway.

I haven't heard from my date in days. Suspicion has set in.