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We've declared wars on drugs and terror, so apparently the object of our aggression no longer has to be a state or even a person; objects and abstract concepts are now fair game. What should we declare war on next? Sadness and bad feelings? That crusty stuff you have in the corners of your eyes when you wake up? My candidate is the pins-and-needles sensation you get when your foot falls asleep. Does anyone have any other suggestions?:sniper::mp5::gas:

War on ennui?
War on war?
War on death?

Inspired much? ;)

War to end all wars!
Then we'll need a war to end all wars to end all wars

A war on Tom Cruise movies? :mp5: Oh Please!

Don't forget "The War on Poverty" back in the 1960's.

I'm not terrified, so the war has been won. Bring the soldiers home! Of course, my 12 gauge helps a lot in the even I ever am terrified. I can fight my own war, thank you very much.

I like the War to end all Wars idea

war on christmas, yes

We need another war on Communism. Those Canadians have been almost-Communist for far too long. Just look at them, depending more and more on their country to keep them alive and healthy. National this and universal that. A populous completely dependent on their state is a populous that state could use to attack us. The only thing keeping the North Koreans from attacking the US is a little thing we like to call an ocean. End Communism and the peoples of the world will be too busy depending on themselves to attack us all at once.

We also need a war on Sony fanboys. I can understand Nintendo fanboys, because Nintendo represents their childhood, their youth. They'll defend to the death what helped made them them. Sony fanboys? Grew up on Grand Theft Auto and long-ass load times. We need to bomb them into submission.

And once the Sony fanboys are, but a radio-active memory, we finish off the Microsoft fanboys. Mario is gaming! Mario is gaming!

I'm thinking easy wars are the way forward, and what could be easier than this - http://youtube.com/watch?v=vo6fgZ-dbOw

Drug lords started the war on drugs thats why drug use has gone up seince it started.

Terrorists started the war on terror and is projected to increase terror.

both of the groups that started these false wars happen to reside inside the goverment and happen to also hold unelected power greater then the highest elected office, thus if thay are not exposed and put on trial the US risks becomeing a Dictatorship of the worst magnatude in recorded history, the worlds newest evil empire similar to soviet russia and nazi germany before them.

I hope that was not to serious for everyone.

Drug lords started the war on drugs thats why drug use has gone up seince it started.

Terrorists started the war on terror and is projected to increase terror.

both of the groups that started these false wars happen to reside inside the goverment and happen to also hold unelected power greater then the highest elected office, thus if thay are not exposed and put on trial the US risks becomeing a Dictatorship of the worst magnatude in recorded history, the worlds newest evil empire similar to soviet russia and nazi germany before them.

I hope that was not to serious for everyone.

Lol you really think the Third Reich was an evil empire? Well the Jewish media have done a pretty good job on you.

We've declared wars on drugs and terror, so apparently the object of our aggression no longer has to be a state or even a person; objects and abstract concepts are now fair game. What should we declare war on next? Sadness and bad feelings? That crusty stuff you have in the corners of your eyes when you wake up? My candidate is the pins-and-needles sensation you get when your foot falls asleep. Does anyone have any other suggestions?:sniper::mp5::gas:
Poverty. Wait, we've done that and failed.

How 'bout stupidity?

It's time for a war on reality. No more harsh truth or reality checks. Or reality shows, most importantly.

Lol you really think the Third Reich was an evil empire? Well the Jewish media have done a pretty good job on you.Well, that's one battle won. No reality here.

I like the War to end all Wars idea

that one was done WW I, and it didn't end shit.

that one was done WW I, and it didn't end shit.

Well It certainly ended the idea that a war to end all wars would work.

Well It certainly ended the idea that a war to end all wars would work.

Obviously a lot of posters in this thread missed that lesson. So it didn't work in that way, either.

sarcasm/A War on Anonymous. Finally we can take down those terrorist hackers! /sarcasm
That would be funny though, they would just make a mockery of the government whilst hacking the Pentagon.
Lol you really think the Third Reich was an evil empire? Well the Jewish media have done a pretty good job on you.
I sure do love sarcasm! :salute:

Well, for a while, we were at war with Eurasia, and now we're at war with Eastasia. Come to think of it brother, we've always been at war with Eastasia.

sarcasm/A War on Anonymous. Finally we can take down those terrorist hackers! /sarcasm
That would be funny though, they would just make a mockery of the government whilst hacking the Pentagon.

I sure do love sarcasm! :salute:

Well have fun loving sarcasm?

Don't forget "The War on Poverty" back in the 1960's.

Whatever happened to that war anyway? Did we ever sign surrender documents or is it over but not officially like Korea?

I declare war on bread crusts.

Whatever happened to that war anyway? Did we ever sign surrender documents or is it over but not officially like Korea?

It's like the Korean War. Not officially over. Like World War II (or should I say World War I part 2) and Gulf War part 2 aka Iraq War, the hostilities could reignite any moment now.

Word is, the Povertians could begin another offensive any second now. We should have invaded them, like we should have done to Iraq during the Gulf War, and just ended it then and there. But no, we had to leave them alone and let them break every treaty they signed.

War on mime - tough on mimes and tough on the causes of mime. Let's make it an election issue.

War on mime - tough on mimes and tough on the causes of mime. Let's make it an election issue.

I can get behind that.

In white face paint and skinny black pants.

War on pants.

War on mime - tough on mimes and tough on the causes of mime. Let's make it an election issue.

Heh-i've herd that one before. On a program called dead ringers.

War on annoying ring tones!

War on annoying ring tones!

Gimme a HELL YEAH!

Well, for a while, we were at war with Eurasia, and now we're at war with Eastasia. Come to think of it brother, we've always been at war with Eastasia.
I hear you. That's what it feels like you know.

Well have fun loving sarcasm?
Yes, I shall.
You seem to be good at it, either that or you have a nicely warped view on Nazis.
To each his own though.

Well, for a while, we were at war with Eurasia, and now we're at war with Eastasia. Come to think of it brother, we've always been at war with Eastasia.
Eh the world today is a lot more like A Brave New World than Nineteen Eighty-Four, let's be honest.

The world is much more of a dystopia than a utopia, so it really doesn't matter too awful much. And even though neither extreme is attainable(especially utopia), we can get pretty close.

Eh the world today is a lot more like A Brave New World than Nineteen Eighty-Four, let's be honest.


If this is Brave New World, I want some soma.

DO YOU HEAR ME! I WANT SOME FUCKING SOMAAAAA!!!

The mostly successful War on Mullets.

War on pants.

What's your stance on kilts? Or any skirt for that matter? Or is this part of a plan for a better, nakeder world?

Look Boss...

We just needs more Dakka, then we'z be done wit dese right quik...DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!!!!

Gimme a HELL YEAH!

*creates HELL YEAH ring tone*

War on pants.

Sir, I say your war on pants doesn't go far enough!

War on Womens' Clothing.

I hear you. That's what it feels like you know.


Yes, I shall.
You seem to be good at it, either that or you have a nicely warped view on Nazis.
To each his own though.


Bit rich coming from you, with your warped views of the Nazi's being some evil empire.

War on mime - tough on mimes and tough on the causes of mime. Let's make it an election issue.

A mime is a terrible thing to waste ;)

If this is Brave New World, I want some soma.

DO YOU HEAR ME! I WANT SOME FUCKING SOMAAAAA!!!

The world is really more like the reservation in Brave New World, so instead of soma you can only have whiskey, which just isn't the same.

The world is really more like the reservation in Brave New World, so instead of soma you can only have whiskey, which just isn't the same.

Alas! I am afraid you are correct. But I can still hope that one day, soma will rule the world, and I can get trashed and have wild sex without the risk of hangovers and STDs.

*tear

We've declared wars on drugs and terror, so apparently the object of our aggression no longer has to be a state or even a person; objects and abstract concepts are now fair game. What should we declare war on next? Sadness and bad feelings? That crusty stuff you have in the corners of your eyes when you wake up? My candidate is the pins-and-needles sensation you get when your foot falls asleep. Does anyone have any other suggestions?:sniper::mp5::gas:

Heheh I dunno, but I do know that one of my friends uses the sig. 'Fighting for freedom, is like fucking for celebacy'

On topic, off topic, whatever, make of it what you will!:salute:

WAR OF PIES. I prefer War Of Sammiches/Sandwiches, but Grunt Lord Kwarsh would kill me with his Gruntiness.