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If you could change one thing about the world, what would you do?

I of course, would make myself supreme overlord of Earth. ;)

I open the floor to insane ideas.

I would turn the European Union into the United States of Europe. :D

I would turn the European Union into the United States of Europe. :D

So all you'd do is change the name?

*Slaps with trout*

I'd turn the Earth into a giant spaceship! And I'm the pilot!

*insert maniacal laughter*

I'd turn the Earth into a giant spaceship! And I'm the pilot!

*insert maniacal laughter*

*Slaps with trout again*

Sorry, I wouldn't do this with a trout, but unfortunatly, the salmon isn't fresh. :D

So all you'd do is change the name?

*Slaps with trout*

Ah, but your trout is no match for my mackerel.

I would get rid of the Dutch, thus ending Global Warming.

*Slaps with trout again*

Sorry, I wouldn't do this with a trout, but unfortunatly, the salmon isn't fresh. :D

Hey I worked on a fish counter! *slaps with monk fish tails*

manipulate things to allow me and only me to make unlimited changes... Following this, begin my plans to make a few changes for the better. Oh yes.

So all you'd do is change the name?

*Slaps with trout*
Of course not, I'd turn it into a federal state. :)

Ah, but your trout is no match for my mackerel.

You wouldn't hurt a guy with glasses, would you? *Holds up a pair of wiskey glasses*

I would get rid of the Dutch, thus ending Global Warming.

Oooh, someone doesn't like the dutch... or global warming.

You wouldn't hurt a guy with glasses, would you? *Holds up a pair of wiskey glasses*

You should get contacts.

Oooh, someone doesn't like the dutch... or global warming.

GW is all the Dutch's fault.

You wouldn't hurt a guy with glasses, would you? *Holds up a pair of wiskey glasses*


*drinks whiskey* Ah ha! where is your protection now? *slaps with eel*.

I would make humanity into a hive mind, with me as the overlord.

Get rid of the Netherlands once and for all.
I hate those sly, dike-building, wooden shoes wearing Dutchmen. What is the deal with those shoes anyway? HUH?!

I'd drastically speed up the rate of continental drift just to mess with people :)

my tyranny is the kind of tyranny where you go to bed and wake up in Jamaica

I'd change the word 'internet' to 'interblagotubes'.

The gravitational constant is now 3.

The gravitational constant is now 3.

3 whats?

Get rid of the laws of thermodynamics.

Then we can have an endless supply of free energy and never run out.

turn everyone into giant battle robots ;)

turn everyone into giant battle robots ;)

Aka, enable anime mode.

Hard to say. Would we know in advance what the consequences of the change would be?

Oh, I have so many glorious changes in mind, it's hard to pick one. ... Hmm...

I'd probably replace the entire city of Jerusalem with the world's largest cinnamon bun. :)

Oh, I have so many glorious changes in mind, it's hard to pick one. ... Hmm...

I'd probably replace the entire city of Jerusalem with the world's largest cinnamon bun. :)

This cinnamon bun you speak of, is it kosher?

At the very least I would do something about those vile Dutchophobes that the USA seems to be crawling with. May their brains explode violently!

This cinnamon bun you speak of, is it kosher?

I think trying to decide if a cinnamon bun created upon the former site of Jerusalem is kosher is at least half the fun. :)

mmm... buns.

I think trying to decide if a cinnamon bun created upon the former site of Jerusalem is kosher is at least half the fun. :)
Cinnamon buns are kosher, unless they're made with chometz (leavened bread), and then only non-kosher during Passover.

Get rid of the laws of thermodynamics.

Then we can have an endless supply of free energy and never run out.Uhm holyfuckwhat
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What you say is very interesting. I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

i suppose one thing i would do for fun, is make everyone in the world wear a silly hat. but what type of hat could i use?

Stunt every religious radical, of every persuasion, with crippling retardation, to the point of them going into cataplexy at the moment they intend to carry out any action involving terrorism and/or legislation of religious principles.
EVERY religious radical. Of EVERY persuasion.
Just long enough for their intention to pass.

Uhm holyfuckwhat
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*composes self*

What you say is very interesting. I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Unfortunately, the newsletter has infinite mass. :(

Stunt every religious radical, of every persuasion, with crippling retardation, to the point of them going into cataplexy at the moment they intend to carry out any action involving terrorism and/or legislation of religious principles.
EVERY religious radical. Of EVERY persuasion.
Just long enough for their intention to pass.

That's a nice one, but why not just make their hearts explode? That actually seems more humane, also it would bring down the overpopulation of our planet a bit.

i suppose one thing i would do for fun, is make everyone in the world wear a silly hat. but what type of hat could i use?

http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/tacohat.jpg

:)

Unfortunately, the newsletter has infinite mass. :(*FLORT*
It's the tract of the universe, non?

Oh LG, You have made my day. It's PERFECT! :D

That's a nice one, but why not just make their hearts explode? That actually seems more humane, also it would bring down the overpopulation of our planet a bit.
Well, i mean to incapacitate them for that one instance, not actually murder them (even if that were their intent), which is why i said it would pass after they gave up on the idea.
I do mean to include zealots and prosletyzers as well.

ooh! I have a strange urge to force feed Dick Cheney Lima beans! MWAHAHAHAHA!

ooh! I have a strange urge to force feed Dick Cheney Lima beans! MWAHAHAHAHA!

Make his heart grow three sizes. :)

Make his heart grow three sizes. :)

And then have it for lunch. :D

Ummmmm. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm.
I would make a massive island in the middle of the Atlantic, load it with treasure, sink it, then rent a boat and discover it. I would proceed to claim I found atlantis and make a fortune :D

Make his heart grow three sizes. :)

Silly Lunatic Goofballs. Everybody knows Dick Cheney has no heart. The only reason his hollow shell still walks among us is because of the unholy rituals performed by the necromancers of Halliburton.

3 whats?

Just three.

Silly Lunatic Goofballs. Everybody knows Dick Cheney has no heart. The only reason his hollow shell still walks among us is because of the unholy rituals performed by the necromancers of Halliburton.

Like this?
:D (http://pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF154-Zuthulus_Resurrection.jpg)

turn everyone into giant battle robots ;)

Giiiiiggaaaa...DRIILLLL.....! (http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn289/RhynoD2/r7naj6.gif)


Also acceptable:
It's Gendo! *music*

Or:

EVERYONE'S TOMATOES!

Unfortunately, the newsletter has infinite mass. :(

Wouldn't that mean that we forumites would never run out of material for new threads? Wait a second... isn't that the case already? Looks like we already are in an infinite mass situation! Heavy, dude!!!