NationStates Jolt Archive

We've all had them, thoughts that just make us laugh. I've been thinking about this for awhile and I gotta say, the more I think about it, the more I'm finding it funny.

My thought involves my friend, and honestly she is a tomboy. She is an extreme tomboy. She has short spiked hair, wears male clothings and strangers have called her "Sir" before. Anyways, me and her have talked about what it'd be like if we got married, and to be honest the mental picture is just funny. Ok, first off, she will not wear a dress. So a wedding dress is out of the picture. I can imagine both of us at the alter, both wearing tuxs and man, my family (esp. on my mom side) are going to be confused as Hell.

"Hmm...well the name is a female name...."

Ahh, I may actually marry her just to see the reactions of my relatives. :D

So, what funny thoughts have ya'll had?

I thought this might soon be locked for spam....

They come and go as little musings .... i will say though that i like to say little things that seem random to passersby, just loud enough to hear, not unlike the kinds of things you'd hear on GTA as background conversation.
For example, i'd say "I know .... i'll just lie, cheat and steal, and everything will work out for the best." just barely BARELY w/in earshot of the former owner at my work.
Oh, and i did have a thought about whether Smunkeeville ever encouraged her kids to speak in the manner used on the "Darmok" episode.

I thought this might soon be locked for spam....

This one time, at band camp...

:p

I thought this might soon be locked for spam....

Yeah, a particular mod does seem to be on a spampage tonight.

Yeah, a particular mod does seem to be on a spampage tonight.Not to be too alarming, but it appears she's following me. :eek:

Not to be too alarming, but it appears she's following me. :eek:

According to clown surveillance, you are correct. *nod*

Oh, and i did have a thought about whether Smunkeeville ever encouraged her kids to speak in the manner used on the "Darmok" episode.

Smunklings and Goofballs, at General. Their eyes wide, their ears open.

I did have a rather odd random thought just now about a 1940's-style young female singer singing that phrase that Katganistan has in her location field...
A wonderful town... the Bronx is up and the Battery's down...
...in a Wizard of Oz style, with accompanying orchestral backup.

I had a rather funny thought this week "Why not go on NSG and post a bit, yeah know take the edge of the boredom".

It was funny then but now look at me :( Posting on a Saturday because i can't go and see my girlfriend...

Hell I even got so bored with NSG I reactivated my account on DT and that is sad.

The first day I was in Florida, and it was like 100 degrees with 110% humidity. I thought, "You know, I should have put deodorant on my balls."

That's when you know it's 110% humidity.

Not exactly my own thoughts originally, but I keep reciting this (http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs) in my head and it makes me laugh.

I've always wanted to post a homosexuals vs lesbians thread just to see which community is the bestest

SNIP

well thats dykes for you >.>

Posting on a Saturday because i can't go and see my girlfriend...

I'm working :(

I've always wanted to post a homosexuals vs lesbians thread just to see which community is the bestest



well thats dykes for you >.>



I'm working :(

I'd rather work all day and be able to spend just a few minutes with her than not spending any time with her at all.

I'd rather work all day and be able to spend just a few minutes with her than not spending any time with her at all.

would you like to swap? I gave the mrs a horrendous cold so I'm sure she would agree :)

would you like to swap? I gave the mrs a horrendous cold so I'm sure she would agree :)

Naw, as great as your mrs probably is she's no match for my girlfriend, obv :p

Naw, as great as your mrs probably is she's no match for my girlfriend, obv :p

[insert cruel joke about you not being able to see your girlfriend]

I have a very docile techno geek for one of my freinds. Last week his PS3 stopped working, last night his TV died. I had a mental picture of him going on a homicidal rampage when his lap top's battery dies and he can't find the power cord.

I have this funny re-occurring thought that happens daily about kidnapping women, knocking them out, having my way with them, and then eating their flesh to dispose of evidence.

Tee hee hee.:)


Totally not true

Not exactly my own thoughts originally, but I keep reciting this (http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs) in my head and it makes me laugh.

Have you seen this version? (http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=nivR8LkSn1Q&NR=1)

well thats dykes for you >.>

Oh trust me, she's not a dyke...

[insert cruel joke about you not being able to see your girlfriend]

Like zomg you did not just say that !!!!11one

[Insert cruel joke about you only giving your wife a cold because you can't give her anything else (hint!)]

Clearly this calls for a binning!

I have this funny re-occurring thought that happens daily about kidnapping women, knocking them out, having my way with them, and then eating their flesh to dispose of evidence.


That's almost cute... you must be such a gentle soul. And yes, I read the white words on the white background.

So, I once thought that Wilgrove should really get a blog.

Golgothastan, that's horrible!

Golgothastan, that's horrible!
Try doing a search. A thousand and one threads, each time: "So, x happened to me today, generic question for the forum". Gets old.

Try doing a search. A thousand and one threads, each time: "So, x happened to me today, generic question for the forum". Gets old.

And the "so and so should get a blog because they decide to post somethign that isn't about sex or religion, or both and uses thier personal experiances to help send the discussion forward" argument is just as old.

Do gay guys say "That's what he said!" ?

"Kids TV is terrible now...I need to create a tv show for kids but really would be for adults...."

According to clown surveillance, you are correct. *nod*
Perhaps i earned it. Perhaps she's REALLY bored. ....
Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps ....

smunklings And Goofballs, At General. Their Eyes Wide, Their Ears Open.:)

"Kids TV is terrible now...I need to create a tv show for kids but really would be for adults...."

That reminds me of toy collectors who complain that the new line of Transformers toys are so bright and colorful.