NationStates Jolt Archive


You can buy anything on the internet

Call to power
11-07-2008, 12:24
I thought there was no girls on the internet and said boys are all virgins :confused:

Women 'using web for abortions'

Some women in countries where abortion is restricted are using the internet to buy medication enabling them to abort a pregnancy at home, the BBC has learned.

Women in Northern Ireland and over 70 countries with restrictions have used one of the main websites, Women on Web.

A British Journal of Obstetrics and Gynaecology review of 400 customers found nearly 11% had needed a surgical procedure after taking the medication.

The website says it can help reduce the problems linked with unsafe abortions.

Almost 200 women answered questions about their experiences - 58% said they were just grateful to have been able to have had an abortion in this way, while 31% had felt stressed but found the experience acceptable.

Women on Web posts the drugs only to countries where abortion is heavily restricted, and to women who declare they are less than nine weeks' pregnant.

A US woman, who has a rare medical complication meaning pregnancy is life-threatening to her, described her experience when she used the website while in Thailand. "Women on Web kept in contact with me via e-mail. The medication arrived through Customs, properly blister-packed, with complete paperwork and a doctor's signature.

"Medication from other websites came in unmarked bottles with no instructions or paperwork - it was quite frightening.
"I was not very far along - only three or four weeks. It went smoothly for me.
"I think it's very important women have this resource to turn to in that situation - and they can need it for a number of reasons."

anyway whats the strangest thing you ever saw for sale on the internet? [other questions/statements I could ask/tell but its like lunch now and I'd rather be eating a egg and cress sandwich]?
Yootopia
11-07-2008, 12:26
anyway whats the strangest thing you ever saw for sale on the internet?
Belgium, when that was up.
Hachihyaku
11-07-2008, 12:28
You can buy bins on the internet! How crazzzzy is that?
Hachihyaku
11-07-2008, 12:29
Belgium, when that was up.

Belgium was on the clearence isle -nods-
Barringtonia
11-07-2008, 12:56
The best was that bastard who created a site consisting solely of a million pixels and then sold each pixel for GBP1, minimum batch being 10 pixels. The idea was to make a million.

The l'il fucker succeeded as well, proving people will pay for anything.

Wish I'd thought of it.

I own my complete name @hotmail and @gmail and I'm considering putting them up for sale on Ebay and then alerting the press.

Who knows, on a slow news day...
Nobel Hobos
11-07-2008, 13:29
I don't get out on the internet much, but right here on NSG I heard about this:

Parents post baby on internet for 1 euro (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=557298)

Apparently, the case has been dropped, and the boy is back with his parents! Yay!

It's some blog, but certainly the case was dropped. (http://www.630ched.com/News/Oddities/Article.aspx?id=32794 [/URL)

Happy ending. We should have more happy endings on NSG. :)
G3N13
11-07-2008, 13:32
http://alife4sale.com/
Khadgar
11-07-2008, 13:35
One of the defensive guns from the side of an aircraft carrier. Starting bid was like 5,000, which was very cheap. The thought of having a vulcan cannon mounted in the back of my pickup gave me a sense of schoolboy glee.
Nobel Hobos
11-07-2008, 13:37
The best was that bastard who created a site consisting solely of a million pixels and then sold each pixel for GBP1, minimum batch being 10 pixels. The idea was to make a million.

The l'il fucker succeeded as well, proving people will pay for anything.

Wish I'd thought of it.

I own my complete name @hotmail and @gmail and I'm considering putting them up for sale on Ebay and then alerting the press.

Who knows, on a slow news day...

You mean the million dollar home page (http://www.milliondollarhomepage.com/)

That idea could have got him exactly nothing. I guess he started a "gold-rush" and got lucky.

There could be an after-story to it. I'm not looking. I've done my work for this thread.

Baz, the secret of such success is this: when you have time on your hands, and are feeling creative ... take a notepad and a pen and go sit somewhere quiet.
Yootopia
11-07-2008, 13:40
You can buy bins on the internet! How crazzzzy is that?
Is it off the same site as the abortion pills?

*hates self*
Kattia
11-07-2008, 13:51
anyway whats the strangest thing you ever saw for sale on the internet?

Just did a search on Google out of curiosity and I was quite surprised to find what I was looking for: And here it is (http://www.francesfarmersrevenge.com/stuff/archive/oldnews/virginsell.htm)
Nobel Hobos
11-07-2008, 13:56
Just did a search on Google out of curiosity and I was quite surprised to find what I was looking for: And here it is (http://www.francesfarmersrevenge.com/stuff/archive/oldnews/virginsell.htm)

Pathetic. I could have a woman who knows how to fuck for $200, why would I have a woman who hasn't even done the deed once, for £10,000 ?

Also, does she come with a certificate of virginity? And is it signed by a doctor, her daddy, or a priest?
Call to power
11-07-2008, 13:57
Just did a search on Google out of curiosity and I was quite surprised to find what I was looking for: And here it is (http://www.francesfarmersrevenge.com/stuff/archive/oldnews/virginsell.htm)

What is something that is like brand new, totally adorable and has only seven tiny dents?
Answer: Snow Whites Hymen

why isn't this woman doing stand up?!
Nobel Hobos
11-07-2008, 14:11
why isn't this woman doing stand up?!

Dwarves are fairly well-hung, actually. Proportionately.

Now fairies, on the other hand ...

>.>

<.<
Dumb Ideologies
11-07-2008, 14:30
I don't think you can buy the Internet. Even on the Internet. Thus the title of the thread is a LIE.
Call to power
11-07-2008, 14:37
I don't think you can buy the Internet. Even on the Internet. Thus the title of the thread is a LIE.

google is your friend (http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=buy+the+internet&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a)
Vault 10
11-07-2008, 15:01
anyway whats the strangest thing you ever saw for sale on the internet?
Cocks.

Real ones.

Sold and rented.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
11-07-2008, 15:22
I thought there was no girls on the internet and said boys are all virgins :confused:



anyway whats the strangest thing you ever saw for sale on the internet? [other questions/statements I could ask/tell but its like lunch now and I'd rather be eating a egg and cress sandwich]?

I think that the German baby for sale was one of the strangest things/people I've seen on sale on the interwebs. And of course, the mail-order spouses. I don't understand that one bit.
Hamilay
11-07-2008, 15:52
I don't think you can buy the Internet. Even on the Internet. Thus the title of the thread is a LIE.

O RLY? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Net_neutrality)
Steel Butterfly
11-07-2008, 16:07
Just did a search on Google out of curiosity and I was quite surprised to find what I was looking for: And here it is (http://www.francesfarmersrevenge.com/stuff/archive/oldnews/virginsell.htm)

...her dad's a doctor, her mom's a nurse (who get paid more than what you would think), and yet she doesn't have money for school?

Are you kidding me? What shitty parents.
Dumb Ideologies
11-07-2008, 16:15
google is your friend (http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=buy+the+internet&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a)

I'm banned from search engines after that embarrassing incident where I typed "google" into google and broke the internet.
Cookiton
11-07-2008, 16:18
I saw a real estate agent sell herself with the house
Dumb Ideologies
11-07-2008, 16:22
O RLY? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Net_neutrality)

I fail to see a link there which allows me to buy the internet. Fail.
Nobel Hobos
11-07-2008, 16:55
I don't think you can buy the Internet. Even on the Internet. Thus the title of the thread is a LIE.

So I can stop checking the mailbox for the Deeds to the Internet I bought from that Russian hacker who claimed to be Princess Vera Constantinovna? Bummer.

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I think that the German baby for sale was one of the strangest things/people I've seen on sale on the interwebs. And of course, the mail-order spouses. I don't understand that one bit.

Done already (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13829069). :D

It took a while, but it seems sense has prevailed. That was never anything but a bad joke by the parents ...
Intestinal fluids
11-07-2008, 16:56
I have an opposite problem i found stuff on the net but have no idea how to buy it...http://gizmodo.com/359540/jesus-switch-turns-on-off
Marrakech II
11-07-2008, 16:56
I saw a real estate agent sell herself with the house

You have a link for that? I think that would be an interesting read.
Nobel Hobos
11-07-2008, 17:04
I fail to see a link there which allows me to buy the internet. Fail.

I saw it. Just because YOU can't afford to buy the internet doesn't mean a consortium of really rich fucks can't.

Sure, they won't buy ALL of it, but they could seriously bias the experience of many ordinary users.

Oh, what am I talking about. We NSGers put up with the vagaries of Jolt. Screw the dumb surfers, let them eat Fox. :p
Nobel Hobos
11-07-2008, 17:09
I have an opposite problem i found stuff on the net but have no idea how to buy it...http://gizmodo.com/359540/jesus-switch-turns-on-off

The wall fitting is just weird, but the comment really nails it! Would you rather go left, and touch up the boy, or go right and touch up the girl? Or ... no, I really don't want to operate that switch.
I'd rather read my Bible by candlelight!
Nanatsu no Tsuki
11-07-2008, 17:16
Done already (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13829069). :D

It took a while, but it seems sense has prevailed. That was never anything but a bad joke by the parents ...

:D
This was discussed here on General, right? 'Cuz I seem to recall that it was here I read about it...
Tsrill
11-07-2008, 17:20
I found someone's soul for sale on ebay some time ago...
Corporatum
11-07-2008, 17:24
I remember seeing ad for fully armed cruiser once.
Nobel Hobos
11-07-2008, 18:03
:D
This was discussed here on General, right? 'Cuz I seem to recall that it was here I read about it...

It was discussed a bit. The discussion died on page three.

It's a funny old place, NSG. How to tell if a thread will go a thousand posts or just get a collective "meh." That one could have been dynamite

*blames self*

I'll link it again, understanding that YOU followed the links, just for other posters who might be bored. It would be great if people followed up stories of 'crimes' when the judgement comes down:

NSG thread about baby offered on ebay. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=557298)

Best source I can find on resolution of "child protection" case: CNET-news (http://news.cnet.com/8301-10784_3-9984160-7.html?hhTest=1)

It seems AAP released this story on 4 July, and a whole bunch of blogs and so on carried it. But it doesn't seem to be on AAP any more.

Conspiracy! Pranking ebay not cool, perhaps? Intelligence services around the world concerned at the prospect of having to surveille ebay, having their highly-trained surveillance officers exposed to "Comfortable vinyl sofa, leopardskin pattern, some fire damage, 1€, buyer pays postage" ads.

It's news when it piques the interest I guess. When it turns out to be dull and stupid, and government agents do the sensible thing ... big yawn.
Nobel Hobos
11-07-2008, 18:22
I found someone's soul for sale on ebay some time ago...

Links or it's a lie!

That's the fun of this thread, you see. It's "show and tell."
Hotwife
11-07-2008, 18:25
I can't buy access to Jessica Alba's vagina, so the OP title is a lie.
Conserative Morality
11-07-2008, 18:32
I'm banned from search engines after that embarrassing incident where I typed "google" into google and broke the internet.
http://sf.startupweekend.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/o_rly.jpg
... (http://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&channel=s&hl=en&q=google&btnG=Google+Search)
Abdju
12-07-2008, 00:09
I don't think you can buy the Internet. Even on the Internet. Thus the title of the thread is a LIE.

Google is mother. Google is father. Google is good. Google is god. Trust Google (http://blogoscoped.com/archive/2007-04-14-n32.html) ;)