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So I been drinking... and watching Mars Attacks on TBS because there is nothing else to do. It brings to my mind the 'What If' scenario...


Mars attacks! What do you do? Do you welcome our new Martian overlords and succumb to their will? Do you join a small group of resistance fighters?

Poll may be incoming because we all love polls!


I think I'd probably be dead... if not I'd hide in a basement War of the Worlds Style until our micro-organisms kill them off. Barring that I will probably join the last remnants of futile human resistance.

I'd be onto the Internet and downloading the song that kills all the aliens.

I'd be onto the Internet and downloading the song that kills all the aliens.

I think I'd rather just die, thank you.

I wouldn't want to fight them, they are probably 10xs smarter than us, and 50xs smarter than George Bush. So I would want to make Peace first...

Ever seen Scary Movie 3?

I think I'd rather just die, thank you.

As a service to all NSG, I've found the song so anyone can quickly retrieve it in case of attack.

Slim Whitman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndChcyOAEcs)

Don't all thank me at once.

I'd get all Stauffenberg on them... Probably failure and all. :(

As a service to all NSG, I've found the song so anyone can quickly retrieve it in case of attack.

Slim Whitman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndChcyOAEcs)

Don't all thank me at once.

On behalf of all of NS... thanks.

So I been drinking... and watching Mars Attacks on TBS because there is nothing else to do.

Funny coincidence: Mars Attacks was aired in our TV like two days ago.

Kinky martian sex.

Kinky martian sex.

There was an article the other day about these flying suits people use to skim down mountains. One of the pros said something along the lines of - 'of course, the real challenge now is landing without a parachute but, really, you only get one chance so I'd hate to be the first to try it'.

Same with kinky martian sex I think.

So I been drinking... and watching Mars Attacks on TBS because there is nothing else to do. It brings to my mind the 'What If' scenario...


Mars attacks! What do you do? Do you welcome our new Martian overlords and succumb to their will? Do you join a small group of resistance fighters?

Poll may be incoming because we all love polls!


I think I'd probably be dead... if not I'd hide in a basement War of the Worlds Style until our micro-organisms kill them off. Barring that I will probably join the last remnants of futile human resistance.I wouldn't have been alive in 1901, when the Martians ally with the Aztecs and Byzantines to conquer the world, only to be stopped by the Alliance of French, Romans, British, and Germans in a decisive battle in the Congo.

There was an article the other day about these flying suits people use to skim down mountains. One of the pros said something along the lines of - 'of course, the real challenge now is landing without a parachute but, really, you only get one chance so I'd hate to be the first to try it'.

Same with kinky martian sex I think.

So, You're suggesting kinky martian sex whilst skimming down a mountain?

I like it!

As a service to all NSG, I've found the song so anyone can quickly retrieve it in case of attack.

Slim Whitman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndChcyOAEcs)

Don't all thank me at once.

This is better than Rickroll...

I wouldn't want to fight them, they are probably 50xs smarter than us, and 10xs smarter than George Bush. So I would want to make Peace first...

Ever seen Scary Movie 3?

Fixed - remember we elected him.

I'd be onto the Internet and downloading the song that kills all the aliens.

The RIAA would team up with the aliens because the aliens would prevent you from pirating/buying music in a way they don't like because it would kill them. The perfect enforcers.

Kinky Martian sex, followed by a headshot for them.

I'd run and hide before being herded into a reservation type areas as a second class citizen (after space smallpox kills most of the population)

...wait at minuet!

I've played Freedom Fighters thank you very much. :D

MYRTH

Enough said.

i would get RK 95 and some ammo from an army stockpile and find an resistance movement and fight the aliens(but they couldn't come from mars without biodomes)

Assuming I survive, I will join the resistance without hesitation. Once we get access to Martian technology, victory is inevitable. I am NOT going up against a species that went from black-powder firearms to fusion bombs in under a century.

Obvious solution?

Floyd Mayweather in a mano-a-alien doom match to decide the fate of the universe.

Err, Earth.

Wow. That movie brings up fond memories for me.

If Martians attacked,fuck the resistance. I'd be hiding out in an underground shelter hoping they don't find me.

Well, we know to make sure that our Martians to English translator actually works. *nod*

and no one release any doves!

Eh go to the pub and hope that putting Wham! on the jukebox causes them to wander off after calling us poofters and not dominate us. Sorted.