NationStates Jolt Archive


The Greatest Sport Ever

Philosopy
07-07-2008, 16:45
Is unquestionably rugby.

New Zealand rugby fans watching a regular sports programme found themselves viewing hardcore pornography instead on Sunday afternoon.

Four minutes of pornography interrupted sports coverage on the Prime Television channel, after what a spokesman described as a distribution mix up.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/also_in_the_news/7493256.stm

I can't help but wonder what would have happened if this had been in America, given the fuss over Janet Jackson. :p

So, should the network be fined a zillion dollars, or is this harmless - something to be laughed off?
Whereyouthinkyougoing
07-07-2008, 16:47
a distribution mix up.
Gotta feel sorry for the poor sods who found themselves wanking off to four minutes of rugby coverage.
Londim
07-07-2008, 16:48
Something to be laughed at! Hooray for human error!
Philosopy
07-07-2008, 16:48
Gotta feel sorry for the poor sods who found themselves wanking off to four minutes of rugby coverage.

This is an unfortunate side effect I hadn't considered. :D
Megaloria
07-07-2008, 16:55
In before the word "rucking".
Philosopy
07-07-2008, 16:57
In before the word "rucking".

You forgot the hookers. ;)
Mirkana
07-07-2008, 16:57
Depends on whether it was an accident, who is responsible, and what NZ law has to say on the subject.

Do we have any lawyers from New Zealand?
Heinleinites
07-07-2008, 17:14
Sounds like some kind of prank to me...or maybe a disgruntled employee.

Oh, by the way, rugby is not the greatest sport ever. Football is. No, not soccer, Football.
Philosopy
07-07-2008, 17:16
Oh, by the way, rugby is not the greatest sport ever. Football is. No, not soccer, Football.

That's not a sport, my friend. That's a few men wrapped up in cotton wool, lining up, running for 5 seconds, stopping, then lining up again. Repeat until the crowd is asleep.
1010102
07-07-2008, 17:17
I don't know, dwarf tossing is still funnier...
Anti-Social Darwinism
07-07-2008, 17:19
They'll do anything to raise the ratings. I'm betting many more people will tune in just to see if they'll do it again.
Hotwife
07-07-2008, 17:21
You could raise the ratings by:

1. Have the men play naked.
2. The winning team gets to gangbang a really hot female porn star on national television right after the game.
1010102
07-07-2008, 17:24
You could raise the ratings by:

1. Have the men play naked.
2. The winning team gets to gangbang a really hot female porn star on national television right after the game.

I'm not sure the first one is such a good idea. Things could get stepped on, or torn off.
Hotwife
07-07-2008, 17:25
I'm not sure the first one is such a good idea. Things could get stepped on, or torn off.

You know people would watch that
Ryadn
07-07-2008, 17:40
Is unquestionably rugby.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/also_in_the_news/7493256.stm

I can't help but wonder what would have happened if this had been in America, given the fuss over Janet Jackson. :p

So, should the network be fined a zillion dollars, or is this harmless - something to be laughed off?

Actually, that has happened over here more than once. Most recently, if I remember right, in Palm Springs, which is made up almost entirely of senior citizens. I like to think it added a little spice to their day. That wasn't a distribution mixup though, I think it was a prank.
Flammable Ice
07-07-2008, 21:34
I only just learnt of the greatest sport today: Chessboxing. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chessboxing)
Vault 10
07-07-2008, 21:41
This should be enforced to happen once in a while.

And BTW the best sport is rally.
Grondisbald
07-07-2008, 21:46
no way.

elephant polo

http://www.elephantpolo.com/
Grondisbald
07-07-2008, 21:48
or winter olympic Biathlon. you know, cross country skiing combined with target shooting.

BIATHLON (http://www.olympic.org/uk/sports/programme/index_uk.asp?SportCode=BT)
Setulan
07-07-2008, 22:37
I have GOT to get this channel...
Conserative Morality
07-07-2008, 22:45
I don't know, dwarf tossing is still funnier...

"Oh come on, we can take them!"
"It's a long way"
"Toss me."
"What?"
"I cannae' jump the distance, you'll have to toss me! Oh — don't tell the elf."
"Not a word."
Copiosa Scotia
07-07-2008, 23:00
How big a deal it would be in America would depend on when it happened. In the middle of the day, on SportsCenter? Probably no big deal. During Monday Night Football? A lot of heads would role.

A big part of the outrage over Janet Jackson's critical clothing failure, after all, was due to the fact that it happened during the Super Bowl.