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Hocus pocus, lucas mucas.....

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I predict that in the future Europe and the middle east will engage in a large holy war.....between gays and straights. There'll all kinds of raping, mayhem and sectarian violence as conservatives and liberals saw, shoot or whack each other's heads off. It is a horrible war for many people have the images of elephants and donkeys carved in their chests. I fear for the future.....

So what satirical and funny predictions do you have?

That the world will be a better place after Obama's first term. Now that's funny.

Wow, this turned into conservative trolling real fast.;)

That the world will be a better place after Obama's first term. Now that's funny.

lol?



I predict that our grand Pug nation shall finally rise up, having gathered enough information about your puny society through a mixture of spies and human-like exoskeleton suits manned by Pugs much like myself, and start the invasion. It will begin small, invading little towns in the third world, using our advanced Pugechology to quickly put down any resistance, then use it to improve the quality of life for your pathetic race. As pets of course. After that we will move on to larger countries, invading China, Europe, and finally, the "USA" At this we will declare our Emperor and place him upon a golden throne to rule all fairly and wisely, exerting little control other then keeping all of Pugdom united. The faithful that welcome our grand Invasion from our magnificent underground cities will be rewarded as full Pugs rather then the pitiful species they really are, some may even become advisers to our glorious Emperor. However, the majority of you will remain pets, free to mate as you see fit, and gather to play and yap as pets are wont to do.

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No really I'm serious. I myself am one of said Pugs.

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Wait a minute, what?!?

I predict....same shit, different day!

Wow, this turned into conservative trolling real fast.;)

Come come, I was asked to make a funny prediction and I did, and it has nothing to do with conservatives trolling it is more realist trolling, but I am not trolling at all.

Another funny prediction: The NSG community will put aside their differences and respect each others beliefs and ideals, with no arguments or flaming.

Come come, I was asked to make a funny prediction and I did, and it has nothing to do with conservatives trolling it is more realist trolling, but I am not trolling at all.

Another prediction: The NSG community will put aside their differences and respect each others beliefs and ideals, with no arguments or flaming.

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hahahahhahahaha!

I predict that this will end badly.

I predict that this thread will continue to be utterly worthless.

lol?



I predict that our grand Pug nation shall finally rise up, having gathered enough information about your puny society through a mixture of spies and human-like exoskeleton suits manned by Pugs much like myself, and start the invasion. It will begin small, invading little towns in the third world, using our advanced Pugechology to quickly put down any resistance, then use it to improve the quality of life for your pathetic race. As pets of course. After that we will move on to larger countries, invading China, Europe, and finally, the "USA" At this we will declare our Emperor and place him upon a golden throne to rule all fairly and wisely, exerting little control other then keeping all of Pugdom united. The faithful that welcome our grand Invasion from our magnificent underground cities will be rewarded as full Pugs rather then the pitiful species they really are, some may even become advisers to our glorious Emperor. However, the majority of you will remain pets, free to mate as you see fit, and gather to play and yap as pets are wont to do.

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No really I'm serious. I myself am one of said Pugs.

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Wait a minute, what?!?

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Okay Frank, you're coming with us.

I predict the large hadron collider will collide atoms in such a way as to create another big bang, thus wiping out the planet and half the universe.

I predict the large hadron collider will collide atoms in such a way as to create another big bang, thus wiping out the planet and half the universe.

That would really spoil my dinner plans.

I predict the large hadron collider will collide atoms in such a way as to create another big bang, thus wiping out the planet and half the universe.

I predict nobody will be disappointed. The people that expected an afterlife never get to find out. Neither will the people that expected nothing. then God can start with a clean slate. "I told them about knowledge... but listening? Nooooo... pff."

I predict curry and alcohol for dinner

would anyone like this weeks winning lottery numbers whilst I'm at it?

I predict a fry up.

I predict by the year 2010 the will be 1 chinese/asian for every 2 non asian in the world and i also predict that America will decline and not the be worlds superpower and china will rise to the top then invade everyone wiht large numbers nd then create aa universe spanning empire in a few thounsand years which will then decline and be replaced by something and then be replaced by the non asians re-emerging from hidden vaults everwhere


*directs non asians to the vaults*''>.> <.<

I predict France will declare war on someone in the next ten years. :rolleyes:

Ireland will be ordered by the Evil, sorry, ;) European Union to vote again.

They will say no and will be attacked by bureaucrats weilding pencils. :sniper:

They will vote no again. France will nuke them.

America will screw up royally and destroy a nation accidentally, causing WWIII. :rolleyes: :headbang:

WWIII will be won by the Commonwealth & Russia United. :D :D :p

China will declare war with Japan. :rolleyes:

Oh, and the Mayans will be proved wrong and the world won't end in 2012. It will not end with giant earthquakes and the mayans will look really dumb! :D

I predict the US will change it's outlook towards the rest of the world.
(Yeah, riiiiiight.)

I predict this thread will become useless in 3... 2... 1! Mod lock!!

I predict a riot!

I predict.....pain!

lol?



I Predict That Our Grand Pug Nation Shall Finally Rise Up, Having Gathered Enough Information About Your Puny Society Through A Mixture Of Spies And Human-like Exoskeleton Suits Manned By Pugs Much Like Myself, And Start The Invasion. It Will Begin Small, Invading Little Towns In The Third World, Using Our Advanced Pugechology To Quickly Put Down Any Resistance, Then Use It To Improve The Quality Of Life For Your Pathetic Race. As Pets Of Course. After That We Will Move On To Larger Countries, Invading China, Europe, And Finally, The "usa" At This We Will Declare Our Emperor And Place Him Upon A Golden Throne To Rule All Fairly And Wisely, Exerting Little Control Other Then Keeping All Of Pugdom United. The Faithful That Welcome Our Grand Invasion From Our Magnificent Underground Cities Will Be Rewarded As Full Pugs Rather Then The Pitiful Species They Really Are, Some May Even Become Advisers To Our Glorious Emperor. However, The Majority Of You Will Remain Pets, Free To Mate As You See Fit, And Gather To Play And Yap As Pets Are Wont To Do.

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No Really I'm Serious. I Myself Am One Of Said Pugs.

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Wait A Minute, What?!?

Get Your Hands Off Me, You Damn Dirty Pug!!

I predict this thread will actually not get locked at all.

Pretty safe prediction, since if I'm wrong nobody will get to tell me so.

I predict by the year 2010 the will be 1 chinese/asian for every 2 non asian in the world and i also predict that America will decline and not the be worlds superpower and china will rise to the top then invade everyone wiht large numbers nd then create aa universe spanning empire in a few thounsand years which will then decline and be replaced by something and then be replaced by the non asians re-emerging from hidden vaults everwhere


*directs non asians to the vaults*''>.> <.<

ummm...One Child Policy....

And India is supposed to overtake China in a few decades.

would Anyone Like This Weeks Winning Lottery Numbers Whilst I'm At It?

4, 27, 32, 43, 45, 50

Get Your Hands Off Me, You Damn Dirty Pug!!
*"Paws"*:D
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Okay Frank, you're coming with us.
Uh, it's not what it looks like fellas.:D

I predict Jesus will come back in 2012, but be arrested after jaywalking/having a rally without the proper permits. Once inside, he'll convert to Islam, confusing the hell out of members of both religions, bringing about a four-way war between Christian Christians, Non-Christian Christians, Christian Muslims, and Non-Christian Muslims.

Meanwhile, the Maya sit back and laugh.

I predict curry and alcohol for dinner

Damn dude you were right I did have curry and alcohol for dinner.

So what are the winning lottery numbers for next week.

*gasps and grabs head in fear and despair*

I predict this will happen. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe_xMz9mjvU) :eek:

i predict that my prediction thread was way awesomer

So what are the winning lottery numbers for next week.

4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42

And I predict that if you use these numbers and win, you will get very bad luck

4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42

And I predict that if you use these numbers and win, you will get very bad luck

Who cares I will be rich :D

Who cares I will be rich :D

Fine, just don't blow up my hatch - I like my isolation :D

I predict Jesus will come back in 2012, but be arrested after jaywalking/having a rally without the proper permits. Once inside, he'll convert to Islam, confusing the hell out of members of both religions, bringing about a four-way war between Christian Christians, Non-Christian Christians, Christian Muslims, and Non-Christian Muslims.

Meanwhile, the Maya sit back and laugh.

I Predict Jesus will return and appear and live in San Franciso, just to annoy the anti-gay people (I know not all San Franciscans are gay).

The Maya will be proved wrong when everyne realises you can't blow out the sun.