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Just wondering....saw that on a board along a highway the other day....caught my attention:eek:



Where will you spend eternity?

eternity is a long time..... the most of it will be spent as some kind of star debris after the sun changes into a red giant and engulfs the earth taking whatever might count as my remains with it...

or something like that.

Soil.

Doesn't anybody like surprises anymore? :(

Wherever I damn well please!

Where will you spend eternity?
Location is meaningless when you're talking about eternity, because I will be, inevitably, in all places at once over an infinitely long period of time.

all the most sophisticated people will be in hell with me having the party to end all parties in the fiery flames, i almost can't wait, but i can because i like living right now.:p

I'll be sitting around with all the other gods laughing as the mortals die.

I am so going to burn.

eternity is a long time.....


especially towards the end.

Well, the likelihood is that I will gradually decompose, eventually beoming part of the soil. I will then be stripped away by soil erosion, likely move around a lot before becoming part of some kind of sedimentary rock, after being metamorphosed, subducted, re-erupted and eroded (in no particular order) I will become trapped in an (as yet unknown) section of the earth. That is where I will likely spend eternity although there is a possibility I will become part of the sun at some point, perhaps even fully recycled into a new stellar body eventually.

Sorry, Geology does horrible horrible things to your brain.

Alternative answer, at the moment hell, as will everybody else because everyone is wrong by the terms of at least one religion which believes in hell.

I don't mean to pat myself on the back or anything, buuuuuuuut, I am going to enjoy heaven :)

dead.

I don't mean to pat myself on the back or anything, buuuuuuuut, I am going to enjoy heaven :)

What I find amusing that christians who so firmly believed that they were deserving of heaven forget so readily that according to their own beliefs, the very thing they demonstrated got someone in particular quite violently kicked out of heaven

hell, or under six feet underground.

The 9th Circle of Hell, if I play my cards right.

We are staaaaaaa-aaardust, billion year old carbon...

*doesn't make it to Woodstock*

especially towards the end.

lol

you are having a good day.

Purgatory (Now where is that option)

Anyway I would like my spirit to spend eternity with the freedom to travel through space I would explore the universe and watch the goings on Earth over the next few thousand years.

Purgatory (Now where is that option)
Aren't you meant to leave Purgatory after you do your stint?

Anyhoo, perhaps I could be turned into an Auto-icon, like Jeremy Bentham (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a6/Jbentham.600px.jpg).

I don't mean to pat myself on the back or anything, buuuuuuuut, I am going to enjoy heaven :)

Seconded :D.

in a lovers arms <3

yes I felt this needed to be posted and well...nobody else did

I'm going to be reincarnated as one of Smunkee's grandkids.

Option C: My existence ends the second I die. I don't believe in fairy tales about heaven and hell.

If they DID exist I would prefer them to follow the description of Dante, in which case I would end up in the first circle of hell - the home of good heathens if my memory serves me right.

in a lovers arms <3

yes I felt this needed to be posted and well...nobody else did

*Gags, throws up all over CTP and his imaginary lover* :D

What I find amusing that christians who so firmly believed that they were deserving of heaven forget so readily that according to their own beliefs, the very thing they demonstrated got someone in particular quite violently kicked out of heaven

Christians don't think they are 'deserving of heaven,' contrariwise, they know they are undeserving but forgiven . What you think is vanity is really just assuredness.

"...For my Father's will is that everyone who looks to the Son and believes in him shall have eternal life, and I will raise him up at the last day." (John 6:40)

I write these things to you who believe in the name of the Son of God so that you may know that you have eternal life. (1 John 5:13)

We know also that the Son of God has come and has given us understanding, so that we may know him who is true. And we are in him who is true—even in his Son Jesus Christ. He is the true God and eternal life. (1 John 5:20)


Clearly then, Christians are meant to be able to 'know' that they have eternal life...

I don't think I'm bad enough to go to Hell, and I know I'm not good enough to go to Heaven. I'll probably wind up in Heck, a milder version of Hell.

I'll be in VALHALLA!

Let's see: lots of fighting, skulls for goblets, eventual opposition to demonic forces and the fires of Sutr. So, that's akin to Hell...

But: No pain, healed every night, feasting in the company of Wotan and Thor, the skull-goblet is that of the greatest enemy that I have slain, the nights are spent with beauties (possibly off-duty Valkyries), and a final confrontation on the side of good at Ragnarok. That's akin to Heaven.

So, Heaven.

Not existing, just like the rest of you. :)

I don't mean to pat myself on the back or anything, buuuuuuuut, I am going to enjoy heaven :)

No one is assure of salvation, no one.

Depending on how much Eternity is worth, I'm thinking a combination of Toys R Us, the Air Canada Centre, and the music store.

Where will you spend eternity?Since "eternity" is imagination, why don't you tell me what the addition of my imagination is doing to it?

Aren't you meant to leave Purgatory after you do your stint?

Apparently, but I think my stint is going to be a long long time and then Purgatory is a bit like a government department it will take (literally) forever for them to do anything about you getting out, not to mention the large backlog of people waiting in there at the moment.

Just wondering....saw that on a board along a highway the other day....caught my attention:eek:



Where will you spend eternity?

Nowhere.

In the pants of a certain someone...:cool:

Kick back, lie in the sun, with my toes dipping in the water, watch people work, have pretty people bring me...good stuff..., and have people far greater than me tell me how good all the work was I did whilst I was alive and heap praise on me.

Fuck yeah...

http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/694/694477/toybox200639-02_1141796601.jpg

eternity is a long time..... the most of it will be spent as some kind of star debris after the sun changes into a red giant and engulfs the earth taking whatever might count as my remains with it...

or something like that.

Yeah, that.

In the pants of a certain someone...:cool:

You're going to be a g-string? Gross.

My physical body will obviously fade into nothingness

My spiritual body will also fade into nothingness. This is because death itself leads to nothingness. Even if we assume a life after death scenario, eternity decades all things, including the mind. Regardless rather I am in heaven or hell, the lack of new stimulus after about a couple hundred thousand years can only result in madness and withdrawal. From there the mind will continue to decay to coop with eternity until there is nothing left.

I can't picture myself remaining sane after a few hundred thousand years in any popular life after death models, can you?

As far as reincarnation goes, my current "self" will also be destroy and be reborn as someone else. So "I" as defined by my emotions, rationality, will, and knowledge will also fade into nothingness the moment I die.

There are simply nothing to look forward to in death.

You're going to be a g-string? Gross.

Ew, no. I don´t like undies.

Like all those who sacrifice their free time at the Altar of Spam, I shall spend eternity posting on NSG.

Other

Probably Cleveland. AKA, purgatory.

Hang on, just noticed this:

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In the pants of a certain someone...:cool:

My puppet's name? No tengo pantalones.

Common poster? Teh Pantless hero.

So, obviously, NnT will be spending eternity in Ifreann's pants, since I doubt she'd like to spend eternity alone, and nobody else on NS has pants (n=2, p<50)

We'll see how many stats nazis freak out about that last bit

Heaven.

Hell: The place the bourgeois say you'll go if you don't work harder.

Heaven.

Hope to see you guys there. :)

Heaven.

Hope to see you guys there. :)

Sorry, but the only description we have on Heaven is that it's an eternity of constant worship, perfect servitude to a benign and vengeful celestial dictator.

Sorry but that sounds like Hell to me, I have no wish to drink the kool-aid and join the cesspool of ignorance and fanaticism that religion is.

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My puppet's name? No tengo pantalones.

Common poster? Teh Pantless hero.

So, obviously, NnT will be spending eternity in Ifreann's pants, since I doubt she'd like to spend eternity alone, and nobody else on NS has pants (n=2, p<50)

We'll see how many stats nazis freak out about that last bit

Although I´m sure Iffy´s pants must be teh cool, I wasn´t referring to him or anyone here for that matter. ;)

I would like to spend eternity dead... Living for billions of years doesn't really sound that fun for me. After maybe a thousand years you have already done everything, and living longer then that seems like a waste. When you have done everything, all that is left is to just sit there and wait... for nothing.

But if I have to choose between heaven and hell, as the bible describes them, I would prefer heaven... being tortured in hell doesn't really sound that nice...

Im so Blasphemous im sure as hell going to Hell, Im practically Sprinting there in Multiple Religions, lol....Ill be sure to have Jesus punch Buddha in the Balls starting the greatest Wrestling Match in history just for Satan to come in and sucker Punch Jesus with the brass knucks and Strut around shouting WOO! revealing that Buddha was on his side all along in return for genuine Hell roasted Chicken Wings....

Sorry, but the only description we have on Heaven is that it's an eternity of constant worship, perfect servitude to a benign and vengeful celestial dictator.

Not true. We also know its size in cubits.

I know where I won't be spending eternity, this forum!

Obviously most people here have no clue and don't care. What a shame. Balderdashwhateverthenumberswere is the only person who provided any type of evidence for what s/he believes is going to happen.

Obviously most people here have no clue and don't care. What a shame. Balderdashwhateverthenumberswere is the only person who provided any type of evidence for what s/he believes is going to happen.

Shame? its a sign of the Evolution of Mankind that they dont have to explain things with Ghost Stories....

Just wondering....saw that on a board along a highway the other day....caught my attention:eek:



Where will you spend eternity?

Same place as you and everyone else, in a hole in ground with a stone marker and some stupid meanless saying that your family puts on there thats meant to confort them while you get eaten by worms, and decay while your body turns to dust and the fancy clothes you were buried in slowly decay.

When my time comes, I will know my life has been a success when St. Peter has to flip a coin to decide. :)

Same place as you and everyone else, in a hole in ground with a stone marker and some stupid meanless saying that your family puts on there thats meant to confort them while you get eaten by worms, and decay while your body turns to dust and the fancy clothes you were buried in slowly decay.

I dont wear "fancy" clothes.....HotTopic (http://hottopic.com) isnt fancy


And i mean eternity as heaven or hell

You're going to be a g-string? Gross.

even worse.....Kathy Griffins g-stiring :(

Hang on, just noticed this:

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Ifreann
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Join Date: Aug 2005
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My puppet's name? No tengo pantalones.

Common poster? Teh Pantless hero.

So, obviously, NnT will be spending eternity in Ifreann's pants, since I doubt she'd like to spend eternity alone, and nobody else on NS has pants (n=2, p<50)

We'll see how many stats nazis freak out about that last bit
Woohoo!
Although I´m sure Iffy´s pants must be teh cool, I wasn´t referring to him or anyone here for that matter. ;)
LIES!
When my time comes, I will know my life has been a success when St. Peter has to flip a coin to decide. :)

If it comes down to rock paper scissors, he always goes for rock.

LIES!

Shhh!! Keep the façade! We must never let them know of our love!!:eek:

Shhh!! Keep the façade! We must never let them know of our love!!:eek:

:fluffle:

Shhh!! Keep the façade! We must never let them know of our love!!:eek:

*Takes notes*

*Blackmails*

*Takes notes*

*Blackmails*

:eek:

*Takes notes*

*Blackmails*

It's all a lie!

It's all a lie!

Seconded!!

:eek:

Easy money. ;):fluffle:


After all, I'll need some extra cash since I'll spend Eternity in the Presidential Suite at the Plaza Hotel, New York :p

It's all a lie!

Does it matter? The pictures looks great!

*Photoshops a little*

Easy money. ;):fluffle:


After all, I'll need some extra cash since I'll spend Eternity in the Presidential Suite at the Plaza Hotel, New York :p


Evil Grav!


;)

hell, if I end un in heaven Ikl start killing angels and eating their insides until they send me down to the eternal booze-fest