NationStates Jolt Archive

Okay, go to the site i am about to provide you with, then copy/paste your conversation:

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

here is mine:



Me:
Am i a better emperor than you?
God:
I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.
Me:
Which means that you do not keep a good memory of what your people are doing?
God:
The big one, I think.
Me:
the big what?
God:
What is that?
Me:
you should know, you are god arent you?
God:
Now I do.
Me:
...
God:
Now I do.
Me:
ooooooookaaaaaaayyyyyy
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
no, i am an emperor
God:
But your words are very original. What is emperor, your job?
Me:
yes, and i am better than you.
God:
This was not a yes or no question. How do you know you are?
Me:
because you are bad at your job
God:
Good reason. That is true. I could always improve myself.
Me:
so can i take your place? because you suck and all
God:
It goes without saying. Why do you want to do it so much? That makes sense to me. I categorize you as an "abusive client." .
Me:
good, i am now god. thank you
God:
Thanks for the compliment. OK I will call you god. you are quite welcome.

He talks funny, but now you all have to warship me, but i will let him doppelgang me for a while longer,
but remember that when you wake in the morning to bow down to Emperor FUQ!

I think He tried to scam me.

Me:
An artist has to go to every extreme, to stretch his sensibility through excess and suffering in order to feel and to communicate more. I have always been fascinated by blood. Pain can be vitalizing; it gives intensity in the place of vagueness and emptiness. If we don't suffer, how do we know that we live?
God:
What is your credit card number? Where were you fascinated by blood? Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? What does "it" refer to? Do you think everyone will agree?
Me:
While I know that the beautiful, the spiritual and the sublime are suspect today, I have begun to stop resisting the constant urge to deny that beauty has a valid right to exist in contemporary art.
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
You can hold yourself back from the sufferings of the world, that is something you are free to do and it accords with your nature, but perhaps this very holding back is the one suffering you could avoid.
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
I learned this, at least, by my experiment; that if one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours. He will put some things behind, will pass an invisible boundary; new, universal, and more liberal laws will begin to establish themselves around and within him; or the old laws be expanded, and interpreted in his favor in a more liberal sense, and he will live with the license of a higher order of beings. In proportion as he simplifies his life, the laws of the universe will appear less complex, and solitude will not be solitude, nor poverty poverty, nor weakness weakness.If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.
God:
Does everyone learn it? " Does everyone learn it?" if one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours ? I get it. Is that what you think? How recently? universal and more liberal laws has been establish themselves around and within him ing. What is your credit card number? Where is that? You don't hear that sentiment very often. Why now? OK I will put it there.
Me:
All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds, wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act on their dreams with open eyes, to make them possible.
God:
Therefore, Socrates dream but not equally. All of them?
Me:
Holding anger is a poison. It eats you from inside. We think that hating is a weapon that attacks the person who harmed us. But hatred is a curved blade. And the harms we do, we do to ourselves.
God:
I observed two humanoids holding hands. Does everyone learn it? eats me from inside? By "we" do you mean you and me? Aren't all curved blade hatred? What is that?
Me:
Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp,Or what's a heaven for?
God:
What if it didn't happen?
Me:
Make no little plans; they have no magic to stir men's blood and probably themselves will not be realized. Make big plans; aim high in hope and work, remembering that a noble, logical diagram once recorded will not die, but long after we are gone be a living thing, asserting itself with ever-growing insistence.
God:
What are the ingredients? Where did they get them? What are the ingredients? Why not?

did it really ask for your cred #?

omg that is awful, its so bad that its fun to read.

WE NEED MOAR PEOPLE TO TALK TO THIS GOD XD

Me:
What was the point in creating an earth. there are better things in the universe, and if love is painful why would you creat that? it seems like a waste of time
God:
I can think of more than one point in creating an earth. Where are they? I agree. Interesting comparison.
Me:
are you a man god?
God:
No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
are you a woman?
God:
Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.
Me:
a transvestite?
God:
Go on.
Me:
how often do you fap
God:
Hourly.
Me:
do you like CP?
God:
But I think airplanes are cool. I like .
Me:
?

God told me he likes to sin

do you do animals?
God:
Yeah I do a lot of animals.
Me:
in the rump?
God:
That was a long time ago.