Cell Phone Zombies!!
Yes, I need to stop listening to Coast to Coast AM.
ZOMBIE ATTACKS! (http://www.willthomasonline.net/willthomasonline/Attack_Of_The_Cell_Phone_Zombie.html)
Oh and this shlub also believes in "Chem trails". Ask Wilgrove about 'em. :D
Neo Bretonnia
17-06-2008, 21:40
At first I thought this was just a satirical way of criticizing excessive cell phone use...
Gauthier
17-06-2008, 21:42
Stephen King called. On a cell phone. He wants his novel back.
At first I thought this was just a satirical way of criticizing excessive cell phone use...
Oh no, this dude is completely cracked. Off his fucking rocker.
Neo Bretonnia
17-06-2008, 21:58
Oh no, this dude is completely cracked. Off his fucking rocker.
I... have no words...
Conserative Morality
17-06-2008, 22:09
He's funny.:)
Puzzled Atheists
17-06-2008, 22:12
I only read half that page because the pictures kept blocking 15-25% of the text or otherwise making it almost impossible to read.
Having said that, and bearing in mind that I rather dislike cell phones and think that "texters" (especially those who use that drivel outside of cell phones (on-line, in school, at home, etc.) and people who use cell phones while driving should have their tools shoved up their rectums, yeesh.
If whoever put that trash up is serious then they are flat out bug-fuck nuts.
Dragontide
17-06-2008, 22:17
"SAFETY TIP: Protect yourself from zombies operating motor vehicles! If you are driving and spot someone using a cell phone in a vehicle nearby, pull off the road and seek cover as soon as it is safe to do so. Or maneuver behind that driver and increase your distance accordingly. Do not open fire. “Self-defense” is not yet a legal defense for shooting drivers wielding cell phones."
I'm going to double check this with my attorney! :D
>>"Neuro Diagnostic Research Institute in Marbella"
There is no Institute of Research of anything in Marbella.
Hurdegaryp
18-06-2008, 00:42
Firefox does not like that Cell Phone Zombies site. Didn't Stephen King write a book about people literally turning into bloodthirsty zombies after receiving a fatal signal through their cell phone? That guy's a hack!
Bellania
18-06-2008, 00:51
Firefox does not like that Cell Phone Zombies site. Didn't Stephen King write a book about people literally turning into bloodthirsty zombies after receiving a fatal signal through their cell phone? That guy's a hack!
He's written about 9,000 books. He's done and re-done everything at least four times.
Plot synopsis of every King horror book:
Meet protagonist. Seemingly benign situation spirals out of control due to mechanations of EVIL THING. The gates of hell open. Stuff blows up/heads explode. End.
Wilgrove
18-06-2008, 01:20
Yes, I need to stop listening to Coast to Coast AM.
ZOMBIE ATTACKS! (http://www.willthomasonline.net/willthomasonline/Attack_Of_The_Cell_Phone_Zombie.html)
Oh and this shlub also believes in "Chem trails". Ask Wilgrove about 'em. :D
I will beat all chem trails believers to death with a fish!
He's written about 9,000 books. He's done and re-done everything at least four times.
Plot synopsis of every King horror book:
Meet protagonist. Seemingly benign situation spirals out of control due to mechanations of EVIL THING. The gates of hell open. Stuff blows up/heads explode. End.
That's really just not true. There are many books that don't begin with 'seemingly benign situations.'
Yes, there's an 'evil thing' (antagonist) and a 'protagonist,' this is also called basic plot structure and applies to just about all literature and storytelling formats known.
South Lizasauria
19-06-2008, 05:51
GRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *infects and reanimates thread*
http://www.dphotojournal.com/images/tutorials/zombie/zombie-tutorial-02.jpg