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My Friend thinks that Hannah Montana is better than Top Gear while I firmly believe that Jeremy, James and Richard are much more amusing and original.

Please settle this, which do you think is better?

They both SUCK!
K?

They both SUCK!
K?

I agree with all my soul!

My Friend thinks that Hannah Montana is better than Top Gear while I firmly believe that Jeremy, James and Richard are much more amusing and original.

Please settle this, which do you think is better?

That's like comparing apples and... caravans. o_O

Hannah Montana is shite. Top Gear isn't. There we go. Although aye, you're comparing Weißbier and Vimto tbqh.

Top Gear is more easily avoided in my household. So, Hannah sucks moar.

That's like comparing apples and... caravans. o_O

I know, stupid comparison but that's the arguement

Top Gear. None better. It´s like a bad pint on a shitty day.

"I'm sorry officer, I HAD to take that corner at a thousand miles an hour. If I would have taken it at thirty I would have crashed."

You yanks are just pissed about the Top Gear jaunt to the USA. It's superb. Wonderfully, joyously and utterly public school.:)

I know, stupid comparison but that's the arguement

Well, then it's really no contest, is it? Not that I've ever actually *seen* Hannah Montana but come on, one is a tween show and the other is Top Gear. *loves Top Gear*

Hmm. Teen show with stupid plot, or dissing and destroying caravans (and the occuasional Hilux) ?

No contest.

Hmm. Teen show with stupid plot, or dissing and destroying caravans (and the occuasional Hilux) ?

No contest.
The Hilux was not destroyed, it can still drive :D

My Friend thinks that Hannah Montana is better than Top Gear while I firmly believe that Jeremy, James and Richard are much more amusing and original.

Please settle this, which do you think is better?

Let me ask my four year old.

Oh wait, she can't stand either.

And there you have it. TV so rotten even a four year old rejects it.

No contest. Top Gear is awesome, hillarious fun that doesn't even try to take itself seriously whilst Hannah Montana, if the internets are to be believed is the Spawn of Satan.

Top Gear everytime. Long live Dave, the Top Gear channel*




* Waits to see how many Brits on the board actually have digital

Top Gear everytime. Long live Dave, the Top Gear channel*
Preferred the less stupid name of UKTV Gold tbqh. Shame they don't call UKTV History 'Dave History', though. That'd be quite good.

I firmly believe that Jeremy, James and Richard are much more amusing and original.
If I wanted xenophobic views of the Fench and German's circa 1950 combined with grey-haired men wanking over cars, I could just read the Telegraph's motoring section.

No contest. Top Gear is awesome, hillarious fun that doesn't even try to take itself seriously whilst Hannah Montana, if the internets are to be believed is the Spawn of Satan.

Top Gear everytime. Long live Dave, the Top Gear channel*




* Waits to see how many Brits on the board actually have digital

Used to be UKTV G2. Unfortunately, it also curtails each episode by 15 minutes or so to fit it into a 1 hour slot with adverts, hence missing out a quarter of Top gear goodness.

I prefer either iPlayer, Youtube, or SurftheChannel.

If I wanted xenophobic views of the Fench and German's circa 1950 combined with grey-haired men wanking over cars, I could just read the Telegraph's motoring section.
The episodes I've seen were all very benign in that regard. As in, using the same old stereotypes rather than actually xenophobic.

Then again, I only watch it when I happen to catch it on BBC International or a few Youtube videos, so maybe I was just lucky.

The episodes I've seen were all very benign in that regard. As in, using the same old stereotypes rather than actually xenophobic.
That's what I mean about 'circa 1950'. It's the same jokes Jim Davidson dropped years ago.

It's even funnier when Clarkson or one of his bitches start talking about 'environmentalists', whom I think they imagine to all look and talk like this:

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/2742/40248987neil2bbcoklc5.jpg

And you should. It's wonderful.
Not really...

If I wanted xenophobic views of the Fench and German's circa 1950 combined with grey-haired men wanking over cars, I could just read the Telegraph's motoring section.

And you should. It's wonderful.

this dilemma can only be solved by asking yourself "who would i like to see topless in about two years?"

the answer, of course, is obvious. jeremy fucking clarkson.

That's what I mean about 'circa 1950'. It's the same jokes Jim Davidson dropped years ago.

It's even funnier when Clarkson or one of his bitches start talking about 'environmentalists', whom I think they imagine to all look and talk like this:

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/2742/40248987neil2bbcoklc5.jpg

God I miss that program. "The Young Ones" is hilarious.

I think I'm about 10-15 years too old to actually enjoy a Hannah Montana show. I suppose I could laugh at it, or perv on the star, but Top Gear is actually entertaining, and I'm not even that into cars.

this dilemma can only be solved by asking yourself "who would i like to see topless in about two years?"

the answer, of course, is obvious. jeremy fucking clarkson.

Indeed. Seeing "Destiny Hope" in the nuddy ? Eww.

Umm.... what is Top Gear?
A Hannah Montana spinoff about her sexier older sister at college.

this dilemma can only be solved by asking yourself "who would i like to see topless in about two years?"

the answer, of course, is obvious. jeremy fucking clarkson.

Siggable, but probably too long to sig. :(

Umm.... what is Top Gear?

It is not Hannah Montana. That alone should be enough reason to vote for it ;)

However, it is a popular show about cars. And why caravans suck. And what strange music mysterious racecardrivers like to hear while driving on the track.

Umm.... what is Top Gear?

Thanks!

Umm.... what is Top Gear?

http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=ph-qv4gYAE8
A fairly typical clip from an episode in which they investigate if it's possible to drive so fast that speed cameras won't see you. It is.

Top Gear is more easily avoided in my household. So, Hannah sucks moar.
Hannah Montana is more easily avoided in my household. So, Top Gear sucks moar.

(yes, it's the opposite in my house.)

I think I'm about 10-15 years too old to actually enjoy a Hannah Montana show. I suppose I could laugh at it, or perv on the star, but Top Gear is actually entertaining, and I'm not even that into cars.

Tell me about it... I don't like cars, I am German, and even I love Top Gear. It's hilarious!

Tell me about it... I don't like cars, I am German, and even I love Top Gear. It's hilarious!

See! People with no interest int he subject matter and who are at the butt of oh so many jokes on the show like it. Epic testimonial.

I rule the remote, so any TV show is easily enough avoided; in addition Hannah Montana is, as far as I know, not aired on any channel I get. However, it sounds like the inane kind of program I'd watch, because I have no taste.
I'm not much into cars, so I don't tend to watch Top Gear.

Hannah Montana is just terrible.....
The mind numbing crap...

Who the fuck is Hannah Montana?

Who the fuck is Hannah Montana?
It's a Top Gear spinoff with a teenage girl talking about cars in a pretty American fashion. Like Top Gear but without the charm or, for that matter, The Stig.

It's a Top Gear spinoff with a teenage girl talking about cars in a pretty American fashion. Like Top Gear but without the charm or, for that matter, The Stig.

Nono - Hannah Montana IS the stig. She just does a Clark Kent instead of wearing a proper disguise.

Who the fuck is Hannah Montana?

I was wondering that too.

It's a Top Gear spinoff with a teenage girl talking about cars in a pretty American fashion. Like Top Gear but without the charm or, for that matter, The Stig.

Why would anyone watch that when they could watch Top Gear? The mind boggles.

Why would anyone watch that when they could watch Top Gear? The mind boggles.

I for one would not watch any car show without the Stig. *nods*

Hm... mindless preteen drivel vs. Informative and entertaining information about cars.

Let me think...

Hannah Montana is just terrible.....
The mind numbing crap...

Oh sweet niblets!

*dies*

Top Gear. After having to sit through Hannah Montana with my little sister, I wanted to die. Top Gear is entertaining stuff!

I thought you were comparing Hannah Montana to Tom Cruise in an F-14...


I don't know what Top Gear is...

I actually really like Top Gear despite not liking cars much and liking Clarkson even less. It's lots of fun, especially when they have those big challenges.

IMO Top Gear is one of the best shows ever, i love it with a passion, Hannah Montana is a boring kids show.

may I be the first to say that I think I have seen quite a few Hannah Montana's in my day and really its the same as every other Disney show in that...wait I have a mate who watches the Disney channel O_o

Top Gear wins because of the adventures and because it made our forums explode with American crying :)

Who the fuck is Hannah Montana?

Teen ho-bag, from the Lindsey Lohan breed. She has a show on Nickelodeon and every time I hear one of her songs or see little girls imitate her, I cringe and wish for the world to swiftly end.

Hmmm, let me toss it up. Watching a moderately good looking young female, or watching a show where guys obsess about cars. I think the answer has to be watching the moderately good looking young female, even though I cannot stand much of the show.

Hmmm, let me toss it up. Watching a moderately good looking young female, or watching a show where guys obsess about cars. I think the answer has to be watching the moderately good looking young female, even though I cannot stand much of the show.

No, not really.

Hanna Montana? is that Hannah Barbera's cousin?

Top Gear and the playboy channel... who needs more :D

I just don't see why anyone would ever want to watch shows about SUPAR PRETTEH and OMG TALENTED celebrities. Especially fictional ones, who never have to have widely publicised breakdowns as long as the scriptwriters don't want them to.

I want to see things go wrong when I watch TV, damnit! And that is why I choose Top Gear with only a moment's thought, disgusted that such a question should ever be asked.

EDIT: Even my mum, who can't tell a Ferrari from a Ford Laser and doesn't really care either way, would very quickly tell you she prefers Top Gear.

Hm... mindless preteen drivel vs. Informative and entertaining information about cars.

Let me think...

That is quite the dilemma. I, for one, am at a loss.

Top Gear, especially the last three or four series, has to be a contender for basically the best non sitcom or drama TV show ever made.

Series 11 starts this weekend! YAY!

http://www.topgear.com/content/news/stories/2961/

Teen ho-bag, from the Lindsey Lohan breed. She has a show on Nickelodeon and every time I hear one of her songs or see little girls imitate her, I cringe and wish for the world to swiftly end.

SWIFTLY end? You miss, are far more merciful then I! :D

Hmm. Teen show with stupid plot, or dissing and destroying caravans (and the occuasional Hilux) ?

No contest.

But, but Hannah has Billy Ray Cryus on it.

Teen ho-bag, from the Lindsey Lohan breed. She has a show on Nickelodeon and every time I hear one of her songs or see little girls imitate her, I cringe and wish for the world to swiftly end.

Well we can tell you don't watch the show. And time will tell if she turns out to be like Lohan sooner or later time will tell.

Well we can tell you don't watch the show.

Maybe she's thinking of that Spears girl?

Well we can tell you don't watch the show. And time will tell if she turns out to be like Lohan sooner or later time will tell.

:p

SWIFTLY end? You miss, are far more merciful then I! :D

Me, merciful? WRONG! But I didn't want to come across as an arse on the subject.

But yes, the world should end swiftly.:eek:

Teen ho-bag, from the Lindsey Lohan breed. She has a show on Nickelodeon and every time I hear one of her songs or see little girls imitate her, I cringe and wish for the world to swiftly end.

Oh gawd I can't believe I'm about to do this...

I find I must defend Hannah Montana here, despite its being mindless drivel. (Partly because my daughter watches I have an insight into this show.)

Hannah Montanna is the stage name for Miley Cyrus, daughter of Country singer Billy Ray Cyrus. Now, the part I take exception to is when you say she's a ho-bag. She's actually managed, so far, to avoid most of that. In fact, her father apparently maintains a good enough relationship with her that she had her name changed in his honor. (Miley was a nickname, but now her name is legally Miley Ray Cyrus) Goofy? Maybe... but there's certainly no reason to call her a ho-bag.

...not yet at least. :knock on wood:

But yes, the show, like all of those interrelated Disney channel kid sitcoms, is mindless drivel.

Oh gawd I can't believe I'm about to do this...

I find I must defend Hannah Montana here, despite its being mindless drivel. (Partly because my daughter watches I have an insight into this show.)

Hannah Montanna is the stage name for Miley Cyrus, daughter of Country singer Billy Ray Cyrus. Now, the part I take exception to is when you say she's a ho-bag. She's actually managed, so far, to avoid most of that. In fact, her father apparently maintains a good enough relationship with her that she had her name changed in his honor. (Miley was a nickname, but now her name is legally Miley Ray Cyrus) Goofy? Maybe... but there's certainly no reason to call her a ho-bag.

...not yet at least. :knock on wood:

But yes, the show, like all of those interrelated Disney channel kid sitcoms, is mindless drivel.

Sorry for the imprecations. I was on a bad mood yesterday. :p

But I do think that the Hannah Montana show is crap.

Sorry for the imprecations. I was on a bad mood yesterday. :p

But I do think that the Hannah Montana show is crap.

No need to apologize. She may yet become a ho-bag. (I hope not, but then, I used to think Britney Spears wouldn't either.)

No need to apologize. She may yet become a ho-bag.

"Innocent until proven ho-bag", and all that.

"Innocent until proven ho-bag", and all that.

Pretty much, yeah.:p

On another note, Malachite dear, who in tarnation is Margaret Wente?:eek:

Top Gear was a videogame so it wins. Actually, Hannah Montana probably has some shitty videogame too, but it probably is shitty and therefore not awesome.

Annie Leibovitz.