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Seeing as though i'm becoming known for my slightly less serious threads. I dont really have many politcal views and i'm not one for arguing i thought it would be fun to ask this question. Tell me if its been done before...but id liek to know anyway.

Who is your current/all time sexiest Man/Woman or both?

I'm going to say LG's is probably some woman covered in mud eating pies. But then again, i could be wrong :)

I wont tell you mine till i hear some of yours.

(also i just realised, the name of the thread should be 'Sexiest Man/Woman' not 'sexy'. I dont know how to change that, but i'm sure you get the point.

Other that my BF?

Hmmm... used to be Ewan McGregor, but not any more really.
Can't think of any sexy female celebrities or public figures right now.

also i just realised, the name of the thread should be 'Sexiest Man/Woman' not 'sexy'. I dont know how to change that, but i'm sure you get the point.

You could try asking nicely in moderation. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=1231)

Other that my BF?

Hmmm... used to be Ewan McGregor, but not any more really.
Can't think of any sexy female celebrities or public figures right now.

Ewan McGregor hey? Interesting choice.
Cant think of any sexy females? Oh there is plenty!

You could try asking nicely in moderation. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=1231)

How? Just type a thread with the question??

Ewan McGregor hey? Interesting choice.
Cant think of any sexy females? Oh there is plenty!

Well, yes, but I can't very well say "my neighbour two doors down".
Maybe Lucy Lu, if she wasn't so skinny.

How do you qualify to be a "man/woman"? Is it enough for the person to be a transsexual, or the person needs to be really a true hermaphrodite?

What an easy question to answer:

http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/Cf/jake-gyllenhaal-1207-lg.jpg

How do you qualify to be a "man/woman"? Is it enough for the person to be a transsexual, or the person needs to be really a true hermaphrodite?

I always thought '/' stood for and/or and or or. Or. And. Shut up. :D :D

What an easy question to answer:

http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/Cf/jake-gyllenhaal-1207-lg.jpg

I like your style

I like your style

Of course you do, since it is the best.

How? Just type a thread with the question??

Yup, just start a thread their asking if the mods would change the title for you, just be sure to include a link to this thread to make it easier for them to find.

Of course you do, since it is the best.

Your one failing Fass, is that you're just too modest for your own good. ;)

Of course you do, since it is the best.

How do you insert pictures. So i can show you who is better?

How do you insert pictures. So i can show you who is better?

You use the img tags. address to your image . You will fail, though, since there is no one better.

You use the img tags. address to your image . You will fail, though, since there is no one better.

I can address to my image but how do i actually put the image on the post. Saves linking everything?


I WILL NOT FAIL! YOU WILL SEE! YOU WILL CRUMBLE IN AWE AT MY CHOICES YOUNG MAN!!

SCRATCH THAT. I GET YA.

No. Wait. I dont get it.

How do i just put the picture up? Like you did? Im so confused.

I always thought '/' stood for and/or and or or. Or. And. Shut up. :D :D
"Man or woman"! Then cross-dressers qualify, no?

"Man or woman"! Then cross-dressers qualify, no?

Yes! All people qualify! Even...even...uh...no, wait...he definately doesnt qualify. But all other people do!

NOW HOW DO I POST A DAMN PICTURE WITHOUT USING A WEBLINK!?

No. Wait. I dont get it.

How do i just put the picture up? Like you did? Im so confused.

Oh, for crying out loud. You write then the link to the image and then end that with . So it looks something like this: linktoyourimage

No. Wait. I dont get it.

How do i just put the picture up? Like you did? Im so confused.

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Dyakovochu.jpg
is this:
{IMG}http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Dyakovochu.jpg{/IMG}
just change { to [ and } to ]

also just above the text box there is an insert image button http://assets.jolt.co.uk/forums/jolt/editor/insertimage.gif, click on it and enter the url for your pic.

Oh, for crying out loud. You write then the link to the image and then end that with . So it looks something like this: linktoyourimage

Ha Ha. Keep your pants on.
Or maybe you wont after this!!!!!

http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc16/atlantis60062/Gerard%20Butler/GerardButler48.jpg

http://www.quizilla.com/user_images/B/BL/BLA/blackkat132000/1145390392_cturesger4.jpg

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd59/cedricvcanierro/male%20celebrities/butler/gerard.jpg

PHWWWWWOOOAAAAAHHHH!!!!
Im in love.

http://ugly-halloween-costumes.com/scary/Wonder-Woman/wonder-woman-big.jpg

Weeeeeeee!

Oh Come on, Fass!

Surely those pictures were enough to get your heart racing? Cold sweat? Pants off?
I know they did it to me. Dont deny it. The man is a effing sex god.

Weeeeeeee!

BaaaaaaHaHaaaaa!!!!!

Oh, she gets my motor running.

Ha Ha. Keep your pants on.
Or maybe you wont after this!!!!!

http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc16/atlantis60062/Gerard%20Butler/GerardButler48.jpg
http://www.quizilla.com/user_images/B/BL/BLA/blackkat132000/1145390392_cturesger4.jpg
http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd59/cedricvcanierro/male%20celebrities/butler/gerard.jpg

PHWWWWWOOOAAAAAHHHH!!!!
Im in love.

He's a hot bitch, I grant that, and I'd hit it like the hammer of a pissed off Thor, but he is not Jake hot. (http://www.truveo.com/Jake-Gyllenhaal-Dreamgirls/id/3826412855) Not even close.

He's a hot bitch, I grant that, and I'd hit it like the hammer of a pissed off Thor, but he is not Jake hot. (http://www.truveo.com/Jake-Gyllenhaal-Dreamgirls/id/3826412855) Not even close.

Whattt!!!? WHAT?! Jake is hotter? Did my eyes see right?
Surely not!

Gerard has everything going for him. Manlyness. Sex appeal. Green eyes that could stare right through you. AMAZING body. He can sing. He is funny. He has a cute Scottish accent and it looks like he kisses like a love god.

While Jake has the looks, i really think Gerard would f*** you better. He looks like he knows what he is doing. Jake would make love to you. Gerard would do you like a man. AND THAT...IS HOT.

Oh...wow...i need a cold drink.

Ha Ha. Dreamgirls.

This is great.

Oh...wow...i need a cold drink.
This.
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/4027/juicehc5.png

This.

And a change of underwear??

i really think Gerard would f*** you better.

1. Very doubtful - he is, after all as you mention, British.
2. I already know how Jake takes it, and you bet your bottom dollar on the fact that I would ravage that ass and he'd still be up for ravaging mine. Who wants a top like Gerard, when you can have an inexhaustible power switch like Jake?

And a change of underwear??
If you want that, my dear, you have to come here. ;)

1. Very doubtful - he is, after all as you mention, British.
2. I already know how Jake takes it, and you bet your bottom dollar on the fact that I would ravage that ass and he'd still be up for ravaging mine. Who wants a top like Gerard, when you can have an inexhaustible power switch like Jake?

1. Not British. Scottish. He is a rough and tough man.
2. How would you know how Jake takes it?!

I would love a top like Gerard!! I wouldnt care what the terms or conditions were!! Gerard could go for hours i bet!! Like a machine! A sexy, well oiled, buff machine!! Oh..i'd tap that ass any day, any time. Without question.
So you are saying...Jake is better because he would take it?
But what about Gerard? He could throw you around and be all sweaty and....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Kill me. Kill me now.

If you want that, my dear, you have to come here. ;)

Oh! Is this flirting? ;)

Oh! Is this flirting? ;)

No, this is just you being unnecessarily and obnoxiously graphic, and possibly desperate people responding accordingly.

Oh! Is this flirting? ;)
It is what it is.

No, this is just you being unnecessarily and obnoxiously graphic, and possibly desperate people responding accordingly.


Thankyou. But i dont recall asking you.

It is what it is.

How extremely wise of you. :D

How extremely wise of you. :D
Thank you. *bows* :D

1. Not British. Scottish. He is a rough and tough man.
2. How would you know how Jake takes it?!

I would love a top like Gerard!! I wouldnt care what the terms or conditions were!! Gerard could go for hours i bet!! Like a machine! A sexy, well oiled, buff machine!! Oh..i'd tap that ass any day, any time. Without question.
So you are saying...Jake is better because he would take it?
But what about Gerard? He could throw you around and be all sweaty and....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Kill me. Kill me now.

1. That makes him British. Scottish = British. Limey in bed.
2. Oh, honey, you've missed one of the hottest sex scenes ever...

Jake is better because he can both take and pound. Not to mention of course that he is younger, more virile and a million times rougher than Gerard, and he can still get away with a full sequinned evening gown with wig and still look gorgeous and have you pining for the embrace of his chiselled canons for arms. Now, that's a man's man that can pull that off. Gerard's not fit to choke on Jake's dust. So pipe down - what does a little girl like you know about men's men, anyway?

Thankyou. But i dont recall asking you.

You're welcome. And no need for asking on a public board like NSG; my comments are as complimentary, and as unasked for, as yours.

Thank you. *bows* :D

Youre welcome *Winks!*

*please note: didnt want to use a smiley wink because that would be too normal.

According to my wife it is:
http://www.thefader.com/blog/files/jason.jpg

You're welcome. And no need for asking on a public board like NSG; my comments are as unasked for, and as complimentary, as yours.

I'm sorry, did i miss the part where i offended you some how?
Because it seems to me like you have your cranky pants on for some reason.

according to your wife? really? hmmmm. cant say im big on that one.

According to my wife it is:

Over-compensating...

http://www.thefader.com/blog/files/jason.jpg

Too old. Too British. Not even nice eyes.

Youre welcome http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/winkingsmiley.gif
*please note: didnt want to use a smiley wink because that would be too normal.

fixed

according to your wife? really?
Yes, really.

hmmmm. cant say im big on that one.
Over-compensating...
Too old. Too British. Not even nice eyes.
Different people have different tastes

1. That makes him British. Scottish = British. Limey in bed.
2. Oh, honey, you've missed one of the hottest sex scenes ever...

Jake is better because he can both take and pound. Not to mention of course that he is younger, more virile and a million times rougher than Gerard, and he can still get away with a full sequinned evening gown with wig and still look gorgeous and have you pining for the embrace of his chiselled canons for arms. Now, that's a man's man that can pull that off. Gerard's not fit to choke on Jake's dust. So pipe down - what does a little girl like you know about men's men, anyway?

1. Ok, Fair enough. HOWEVER. I tend to feel that the Scotts would be better. In Gerards case. Regardless of being a Brit or not. I mean, look at the man!!
2.One of the hottest sex scenes ever? You mean the one in the tent??
A million times rougher then Gerard!! No Way!!!! Have you seen Gerard lately?
'what does a little girl like you know about men's men, anyway?'
Oh, as much as i need to know honey. :) dont you worry about that. :D

Yes, really.



Different people have different tastes

Fair Duece. Touche.

As for movie actors, I'd say Michelle Pfeiffer and George Clooney (the latter according to most women I know).

As for movie actors, I'd say Michelle Pfeiffer and George Clooney (the latter according to most women I know).

Yeah. George Clooney is a regular in this subject i reckon.
I liked Michelle in Batman. She was a bit tasty in that flick.

Different people have different tastes

Of course, there are people like me who have impeccably excellent taste, and then there are people like your "wife" whose only taste is the one they have on their tongue.

For me, at least as far as celebs go it would be a toss-up between

http://yummycelebrities.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/jennifer-love-hewitt-000a.jpg
and
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f241/openyoureyestotheworld09/jennifer-connelly-002u3edit.jpg

Oh, as much as i need to know honey. :) dont you worry about that. :D

Exactly. As much as you "need to know". Which ain't a lot.

Of course, there are people like me who have impeccably excellent taste, and then there are people like your "wife" whose only taste is the one they have on their tongue.

Why exactly are you putting wife in quotation marks?

Exactly. As much as you "need to know". Which ain't a lot.

Oh! Harsh!
This is turning into a cat fight Fass. Are you sure youre up for it :D

Why exactly are you putting wife in quotation marks?

I don't aid in transparent over-compensation.

Why exactly are you putting wife in quotation marks?

BUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

I'm sorry, did i miss the part where i offended you some how?
If you've noticed your idiosyncratic spelling and juvenile posting style, then I don't believe you've missed it.

Hey, you asked.
Because it seems to me like you have your cranky pants on for some reason.
Who are you to assume I'm wearing any pants, let alone any particular style?

Oh! Harsh!
This is turning into a cat fight Fass. Are you sure youre up for it :D

Pfft, I deal with trannies thrice your size on a semi-daily basis. You ain't worth to see even the tamest of my catty skillz.

If you've noticed your idiosyncratic spelling and juvenile posting style, then I don't believe you've missed it.

Hey, you asked.

You know when you asked me to marry you? Now, that's still out of the question, but with this I guess I could stretch to immigration-authority-fooling semblance of cohabitation.

I don't aid in transparent over-compensation.

And what exactly is that supposed to mean?
My wife saw the thread title and asked who had been mentioned, I told her (and scrolled to the pics since I have no ides who Plum's entry is) and she responded with Jason Statham.
You can doubt the existence of my wife all you like Fass, that however will not make her cease to be.

If you've noticed your idiosyncratic spelling and juvenile posting style, then I don't believe you've missed it.

Hey, you asked.

Who are you to assume I'm wearing any pants, let alone any particular style?


Juvenile posting style? Because i like to have a bit of fun? Because maybe i deal with things a lot more serious then you would know on a day-to-day basis and sometimes i like to escape from all of that and be stupid once in a while?

And yes, i did miss it, because for a moment there i thought i was enjoying myself then you came and put a wet blanket on it with your rudeness. I dont recall being directly rude or annoying or juvenile towards you in any shape or form yet youve come and harrassed me in a juvenile manner youself. People in glass houses.

Pfft, I deal with trannies thrice your size on a semi-daily basis. You ain't worth to see even the tamest of my catty skillz.

Oh. No i dont want to try thanks. That sounds a bit scary.

And what exactly is that supposed to mean?
My wife saw the thread title and asked who had been mentioned, I told her (and scrolled to the pics since I have no ides who Plum's entry is) and she responded with Jason Statham.
You can doubt the existence of my wife all you like Fass, that however will not make her cease to be.

Sure enough, Dorothy, just click those heels together real hard.

And what exactly is that supposed to mean?
My wife saw the thread title and asked who had been mentioned, I told her (and scrolled to the pics since I have no ides who Plum's entry is) and she responded with Jason Statham.
You can doubt the existence of my wife all you like Fass, that however will not make her cease to be.

This thread is getting nasty. I dont know why or how or who, but its ridiculous. I started it for a bit of fun. Now everyone is just poo-pooing on it.

Sure enough, Dorothy, just click those heels together real hard.

Meh, we're done here.

Lol, bitchfest much?

This thread is getting nasty. I dont know why or how or who, but its rediculous. I started it for a bit of fun. Now everyone is just poo-pooing on it.

If some people could manage to remain (or become) cordial, there would be no problem.

Lol, bitchfest much?

Ha Ha. I know!

I dont know what happened! It was all fun and games then someone cracked the bananas.

If this was a bar there would have been some good 'ol fashioned Fisty Cuffs.

If some people could manage to remain (or become) cordial, there would be no problem.

I agree.

Yeah. George Clooney is a regular in this subject i reckon.
I liked Michelle in Batman. She was a bit tasty in that flick.

Michelle in Batman was overkill, but I was thinking more of LadyHawke and that thriller with her and Harrison Ford ... what was the title again, cannot remembre.

Michelle in Batman was overkill, but I was thinking more of LadyHawke and that thriller with her and Harrison Ford ... what was the title again, cannot remembre.

Oh. Um. Crap. Im going to have to Google it rather then refering to my inner-movie index!


...................*pause while google is in action*......


What lies beneath.

Theres something very sexy about Patrick Stewart, Jeremy Irons, and Alan Rickman. Even though they're all old enough to be my grandparents :p

My inner Stargate fan is telling me to post this (http://www.gateworld.net/news/graphics/atl_s4cast04.jpg) and this (http://pages.matmice.com/home/allanaangel/daniel.jpg).

As far as women go, ever since I saw Underworld I have been a Kate Beckinsale fan :p

This thread is starting to make Brutland and Norden sad. :(
I dont know what happened! It was all fun and games then someone cracked the bananas.
My bananas! :(

Theres something very sexy about Patrick Stewart, Jeremy Irons, and Alan Rickman. Even though they're all old enough to be my grandparents :p

My inner Stargate fan is telling me to post this (http://www.gateworld.net/news/graphics/atl_s4cast04.jpg) and this (http://pages.matmice.com/home/allanaangel/daniel.jpg).

As far as women go, ever since I saw Underworld I have been a Kate Beckinsale fan :p

Oh, im sorry to say this and i know its personal taste. But honey, your 'Iner Stargate fan' needs to be shot. :D

I can see where you are going with the older guy thing. Every guy i like is about 20 or so years older then me. Oh, with the odd one or two exceptions.

This thread is starting to make Brutland and Norden sad. :(

My bananas! :(

It made me sad too Brutland. It made me sad too...

*group hug*

You know when you asked me to marry you? Now, that's still out of the question, but with this I guess I could stretch to immigration-authority-fooling semblance of cohabitation.

Awesome. Take your time finding and fancying up a nice, say, 4-room flat in Stockholm for all of us and I'll come over once I finish my Master's.

I dont recall being directly rude or annoying or juvenile towards you in any shape or form yet youve come and harrassed me in a juvenile manner youself.

If you feel like I've "harassed" you, you've got another thing coming.

Please spare us all your unwarranted justifications for why exactly you post the way you do. I'm just one other poster who told you I disagree with your style after you've asked, and by all means keep on having as much fun as you want to whichever way you want to (within the rules), but please also don't cry if not everybody joins in a love orgy with you for it.


People in glass houses.

Need to put on some godforsaken sunscreen or pull the shades if they can't handle the heat the sought out.

Awesome. Take your time finding and fancying up a nice, say, 4-room flat in Stockholm for all of us and I'll come over once I finish my Master's.



If you feel like I've "harassed" you, you've got another thing coming.

Please spare us all your unwarranted justifications for why exactly you post the way you do. I'm just one other poster who told you I disagree with your style after you've asked, and by all means keep on having as much fun as you want to whichever way you want to (within the rules), but please also don't cry if not everybody joins in a love orgy with you for it.




Need to put on some godforsaken sunscreen or pull the shades if they can't handle the heat the sought out.

If you re-read this thread you will see that i did not comment to you or make a comment towards you at all. You sought me out. It wasnt justified at all, you just wanted to find a reason to have a dig at me. Which confuses me because here i was thinking i was having a conversation with someone other then you.

And yes, i do feel like you have harassed me (please see above paragraph).

If you don't like my 'unwarranted justifcations' dont read them. I, unlike you, was just trying to be nice. But obviously that isnt good enough in your books.

Maybe you should stop picking arguments with people for no reason and grow up a little bit.

mmmmmmmm . . .

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/54/039_14209~Raquel-Welch-Posters.jpg

mmmmmmmm . . .

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/54/039_14209~Raquel-Welch-Posters.jpg

lol

1. Very doubtful - he is, after all as you mention, British.
2. I already know how Jake takes it, and you bet your bottom dollar on the fact that I would ravage that ass and he'd still be up for ravaging mine. Who wants a top like Gerard, when you can have an inexhaustible power switch like Jake?


Well, I wouldn't know how British compare to Swedish on account of not having tried any Swedish guy so far. But they sure rank above USAmerican, German, Spanish and Dutch (although it's a close call with the Dutch). ;)

http://ugly-halloween-costumes.com/scary/Wonder-Woman/wonder-woman-big.jpg

Weeeeeeee!
Awhedoublehockeysticksyeah.
WYTYG.
Amarenthe. Sarkhaan. Laerod. Amor Pulchritudo. Aelosia. Ladamesansmerci. Peechland. Nanatsu No Tsuki. Muravyets. Zilam. Kari Byron. Allyson Hannigan. Salma Hayek.
There's just too many.

Andrea Spinks...


Are we allowed porn starlets?

if not, then

Christina Ricci or Natalie Portman or Rose McGowan or Alyssa Milano or Alicia Silverstone.

For a female, Scarlett Johanssen. Personally, I feel she's the most perfect specimen of a women I've seen so far in my life, aesthetically anyways.

http://welove.ff017d.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/scarlett-johansson.jpg

As for men... I'm not really sure, because I'm not really looking for that thing. I'm just going to go for Conan O'Brian :p

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/01/23-End/conan-obrien-nbc-new-york-los%20angeles.jpg

What an easy question to answer:

http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/Cf/jake-gyllenhaal-1207-lg.jpg

Ah, Fass likes bearded boys now. Perhaps I should post an updated picture of myself?

This thread is getting nasty. I dont know why or how or who, but its ridiculous. I started it for a bit of fun. Now everyone is just poo-pooing on it.

Court Martial them just to be safe. There've been entire regiments destoryed by poo-pooing it. Blackadder reference for anyone wondering

Fabio Cannavaro (http://www.britannica.com/eb/art-93954/Italys-Fabio-Cannavaro-holds-up-the-FIFA-World-Cup-trophy?articleTypeId=82) Luca Toni ain't bad either

Matsuyama Ken´ichi (http://asiabeam.com/gallery/d/32890-2/Matsuyama+Kenichi+06.jpg)

Sakurai Atsushi (http://img3.nnm.ru/imagez/gallery/a/e/a/8/b/aea8bd51a91344df824bb83c29757ad7_full.jpg)

Camui S. Gackt (http://i26.tinypic.com/35hh4s8.jpg)

Japanese hawtness!!:D

Matsuyama Ken´ichi (http://asiabeam.com/gallery/d/32890-2/Matsuyama+Kenichi+06.jpg)

Sakurai Atsushi (http://img3.nnm.ru/imagez/gallery/a/e/a/8/b/aea8bd51a91344df824bb83c29757ad7_full.jpg)

Camui S. Gackt (http://i26.tinypic.com/35hh4s8.jpg)

Japanese hawtness!!:D

Are you sure you're not a lesbian ?

I mean, I demand to see at least body hair before being sure that those are actually guys. Particularly Camui ... if that's a guy, he's gay!

Are you sure you're not a lesbian ?

I mean, I demand to see at least body hair before being sure that those are actually guys. Particularly Camui ... if that's a guy, he's gay!

All guys, yup, even Gackt Camui. And no NH, I´m not a lesbian although I have no qualms with saying when I find a girl to be pretty.

Beauty standards in Japan are.. well... very Japanese. These men are called bishounen, or pretty boys. In Japan is ok for a man to look ¨pretty¨, although the word you may use for them would be afeminate. Besides I´m a fan of androgyny.

hmm... I don't think I'd go down to well in Japan then, I'm so hairy I don't have to worry about moskitos, they can't squirm far enough down through the hair on my arms, chest or back to get their probiscuis down to my skin :P

hmm... I don't think I'd go down to well in Japan then, I'm so hairy I don't have to worry about moskitos, they can't squirm far enough down through the hair on my arms, chest or back to get their probiscuis down to my skin :P

;)

I'm going to run with a technicality in that she's still alive but doesn't look like this anymore.

http://www.fritzstriker.com/images/work/Bettiefoil1.jpg

Natalie Portman
Scarlett Johansson
Shakira

All guys, yup, even Gackt Camui. And no NH, I´m not a lesbian although I have no qualms with saying when I find a girl to be pretty.

Beauty standards in Japan are.. well... very Japanese. These men are called bishounen, or pretty boys. In Japan is ok for a man to look ¨pretty¨, although the word you may use for them would be afeminate. Besides I´m a fan of androgyny.

I guess I like to wear women's clothing, specifically, mini skirts.

Oh, there are pictures of me wearing a bra with socks stuffed in them. I'm a pretty girl when I put makeup on.:cool:

I guess I like to wear women's clothing, specifically, mini skirts.

Oh, there are pictures of me wearing a bra with socks stuffed in them. I'm a pretty girl when I put makeup on.:cool:

Pix or it never happened.

I'm going to run with a technicality in that she's still alive but doesn't look like this anymore.

*Betty Page*

Hmm. Bigger in the booty than the breast, and those arms look like she could change a tire without help.

I approve.

Pix or it never happened.

http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v64/57/43/39804331/n39804331_31070241_7991.jpg

I like to get frocked up too ... but I'm not going to pretend the result is pretty. :p

http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v64/57/43/39804331/n39804331_31070241_7991.jpg

Hm... you do look cute as a girl. If I were a lesbian (and no, I´m not one), I´d do you, fulfilling, perhaps, all the lame fantasies of a few NSGers.

I like to get frocked up too ... but I'm not going to pretend the result is pretty. :p

Despite that I would do you, if only to hear that same gruffness I percive from your posts IRL. What can I say? I´m a masochist.:p

For a female, Scarlett Johanssen. Personally, I feel she's the most perfect specimen of a women I've seen so far in my life, aesthetically anyways.

http://welove.ff017d.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/scarlett-johansson.jpg

As for men... I'm not really sure, because I'm not really looking for that thing. I'm just going to go for Conan O'Brian :p

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/01/23-End/conan-obrien-nbc-new-york-los%20angeles.jpg

Im going to agree with Scarlett. That is a hot picture.

Conan is a sexy leprechaun.

Hm... you do look cute as a girl. If I were a lesbian (and no, I´m not one), I´d do you, fulfilling, perhaps, all the lame fantasies of a few NSGers.



Despite that I would do you, if only to hear that same gruffness I percive from your posts IRL. What can I say? I´m a masochist.:p

Masochism, ew! I grew out of that nonsense in high school. I'm in to costumes now. I'll be the French Maid and you wear a tuxedo. Baby, you think I'm hot
? well you have no idea.

What an easy question to answer:

http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/Cf/jake-gyllenhaal-1207-lg.jpg

You use the img tags. address to your image . You will fail, though, since there is no one better.

You think?

http://static.flickr.com/30/49292877_3ae7fa49cd.jpg

Despite that I would *cough*, if only to hear that same gruffness I percive from your posts IRL. What can I say? I´m a masochist.:p

Quite seriously, that wouldn't work. I have a tendency to the abusive/making-up/abusive/making-up cycle which I don't like in myself. Masochists are bad company for me.

And gruff ... I guess. At least it's somewhat attractive, compared to "strident" as I was as a younger man. The self-obsessed should never be strident.

Masochism, ew! I grew out of that nonsense in high school. I'm in to costumes now. I'll be the French Maid and you wear a tuxedo. Baby, you think I'm hot
? well you have no idea.

The masochism reference is due to the fact that, according to Mr. Hobos, I´m not one of his favorite NSGers.;)

Now, you, wearing a French Maid outfit, the accent, a feather duster and I a tuxedo? Cross-dressing at it´s best!

I happen to think Jeremy Irons is sexy and so is Liam Neeson. Sexy older men are also the best.

Have to go with Valleri Bertanelli as the sexiest woman. She's like 50 and still looks like she's 21!

Sexiest dude? I dunno. Clive Owen is my favorite new actor.

Quite seriously, that wouldn't work. I have a tendency to the abusive/making-up/abusive/making-up cycle which I don't like in myself. Masochists are bad company for me.

And gruff ... I guess. At least it's somewhat attractive, compared to "strident" as I was as a younger man. The self-obsessed should never be strident.

I know, Nobel Hobos. We´re at opposite sides of the spectrum in everything. I was just having a little fun at your expense. Hopefully this didn´t ruffle you too much or alter your opinion of me for the worse (ROFLMAO). And I´m not truly a masochist just like, according to you, you´re not strident.

The masochism reference is due to the fact that, according to Mr. Hobos, I´m not one of his favorite NSGers.;)

Now, you, wearing a French Maid outfit, the accent, a feather duster and I a tuxedo? Cross-dressing at it´s best!

I happen to think Jeremy Irons is sexy and so is Liam Neeson. Sexy older men are also the best.

Old guys, eish, the impotent old fools.

I like this picture I just found on the internet, she is hot. cho kawaii ne.

http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/fs10/300W/i/2006/113/5/9/Female_Canvas_VIII_by_cosfrog.jpg

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I like this picture I just found on the internet, she is hot. cho kawaii ne.

http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/fs10/300W/i/2006/113/5/9/Female_Canvas_VIII_by_cosfrog.jpg

So desu yo, Soyut-san.
Kanojo wa kawaii ne.

I know, Nobel Hobos. We´re at opposite sides of the spectrum in everything. I was just having a little fun at your expense. Hopefully this didn´t ruffle you too much

Of course not! I am implacable when sober.

Old guys, eish, the impotent old fools.

I will immediately launch my entire arsenal against your childish nation!
Except the launch button seems to be broken and I can't find my glasses.

Of course not! I am implacable when sober.

But of course... I was just making sure.

Ok, how many hot chicks are swooning with desire at this pic? :)

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2339/2037228860_ea282dc0df.jpg

Ok, how many hot chicks are swooning with desire at this pic? :)

*pic*

That's certainly not the ugliest mug I've seen on here. :)

As a guy with a full beard, my advice is this: mustache covering the top lip is arguable, but covering the bottom lip at all is a no-no.

EDIT: I'm not joking. That's a massive jaw and a fine round chin you have there, as a big-jawed fella I know it works on some women. Lose a little of the jowel (just enough to show the "line" of the jaw, the bone) but not so much that you lose the folds to each side of the mouth when you smile ... trim that mo to show the corners of the mouth (v important for sincere expression, the suggestive half-smile) and get a tatoo on your upper forehead (a cherubic little Neptune perhaps) to show that you aren't ashamed of balding (it's associated with high testosterone ay, women your age or mine can dig it) and you'd be pretty damn sexy. I think maybe you don't want that, or maybe you're more worried what men think of how you look. You could be a ladies man no problem at all.

This isn't a gay opinion. Some female poster, please back me up!

So desu yo, Soyut-san.
Kanojo wa kawaii ne.

Thanks, and, are you sure your not into women?


I will immediately launch my entire arsenal against your childish nation!
Except the launch button seems to be broken and I can't find my glasses.

I'm sorry, what? I was eating cheetos and watching t.v.

Ok, how many hot chicks are swooning with desire at this pic? :)

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2339/2037228860_ea282dc0df.jpg
This is the kind of face that neighbors will describe as "such a quiet man, kept to himself" on the news after 'the incident'...





sorry man

Thanks, and, are you sure your not into women?

*kicks you in the nuts*

Eat it, perv. :p

I'm a pretty girl when I put makeup on.:cool:

First year at uni, the halls of residence had a crss dressing theme party... do you realise how strange a woman looks with a full beard? :D At the time I had an anormous bush on my face, squeazed into another residents miniskirt and anothers frilly pink blouse, with lipstick on (including some which got onto a few of the more unruly beard hairs...

I looked a fright :D


You actually do look like a pretty girl in the pic you posted :D

This is the kind of face that neighbors will describe as "such a quiet man, kept to himself" on the news after 'the incident'...





Moi? QUIET? ROFLMAO :D


Lets see, gliding club, pistol club, scuba club, ex sword club and national level fencer (open visual foil), ex Army Cadet, church member, Car club...

Nah... definately not a "kept to himself" type :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v628/SaintB/m_841c07ba9e19e4a948b76a3ec72db550.jpg
Currently, I think she is overall the most sexy woman on earth.



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v628/SaintB/MyRebecca.bmp

Physical attractiveness is a big yes.


And this is not the sexiest man on earth, but may qualify as one of the ugliest (don't worry about being too hard on me)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v628/SaintB/me.bmp

I'm going to have to go with Giada De Laurentis, who beat out Padma Lakshmi by the narrowest of hairs.

Beautiful women who can cook, not a thing in the world wrong with that. If, in addition, they don't mind the dog sleeping on the bed, that might be the perfect woman.

*snip weird women*

And this is not the sexiest man on earth, but may qualify as one of the ugliest (don't worry about being too hard on me)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v628/SaintB/me.bmp

Not ugly.

(Excuse me, I'm posting like this the thread topic is "fix my face" but I'm on a roll).

You could lose some weight, but you're sort of cuddly that way ... meh.

Neck looks thick, can't see enough to say ... but I think that's posture. Throw the shoulders back man! Lift the chin!

Quicker fix:
Same problem as Calarca ... problem easily fixed in five minutes with a pair of scissors.

Corners of mouth must show. Critical part of face for showing sincere feelings. A mustache like that is like wearing dark glasses. Trim or mow the mo.

Look at your pic. Do you want to kiss it? Issue one: I'd get hair in my mouth.

Without the mo, that's a very kissable mouth. Generous and relaxed. I'd kiss it without even checking if you brushed your teeth this week.

Next!

Not ugly.

(Excuse me, I'm posting like this the thread topic is "fix my face" but I'm on a roll).

You could lose some weight, but you're sort of cuddly that way ... meh.

Neck looks thick, can't see enough to say ... but I think that's posture. Throw the shoulders back man! Lift the chin!

Quicker fix:
Same problem as Calarca ... problem easily fixed in five minutes with a pair of scissors.

Corners of mouth must show. Critical part of face for showing sincere feelings. A mustache like that is like wearing dark glasses. Trim or mow the mo.

Look at your pic. Do you want to kiss it? Issue one: I'd get hair in my mouth.

Next!

Lol, in fairness that was 2 years ago. Iwear my hair in a sort of buzz cut now and that was a bad shaving day, I usually keep my moustach much nicer I just lack any recent pictures.

I'm going to have to go with Giada De Laurentis, who beat out Padma Lakshmi by the narrowest of hairs.

An ear hair?

Beautiful women who can cook, not a thing in the world wrong with that. If, in addition, they don't mind the dog sleeping on the bed, that might be the perfect woman.

You're a dog? You should set you sights lower.

"Woman can open can of dogfood" perhaps.

You're a dog? You should set you sights lower. "Woman can open can of dogfood" perhaps.

I'm not a dog. I have a dog. He sleeps on the bed occasionally. It's been my experience that most women find this less than appealing for some reason. I also let him up on the couch and feed him people food, generally part of whatever I'm eating at the time. In short, all the things you're "not supposed to do" with dogs.

I'm not a dog. I have a dog. He sleeps on the bed occasionally. It's been my experience that most women find this less than appealing for some reason. I also let him up on the couch and feed him people food, generally part of whatever I'm eating at the time. In short, all the things you're "not supposed to do" with dogs.

Look, dude, I talk all metrosexual but I haven't actually had sex since last century.

Just so we can establish who is calling who WEIRD here.

If your name was primarily inspired by "Stranger In a Strange Land" then kudos. The Son of Man was a righteous character, and one phrase springs to mind. One of his lovers says "when he kisses you it is like kissing all of him. He concentrates. He isn't thinking of anything else. He is kissing you, and that's all he's doing and all of him is doing it."

(Paraphase, I probably wrote it better than Heinlein did, 'cos he was a pretty crap writer.)

Well, I've almost made the point already.

If you're bonking a woman on a nice big bed, and she gets a bit excited and moves her leg quickly, and kicks your dog, who jumps off the bed yelping ... do you say sorry to the woman, or say sorry to your dog?

Too British.
Say whaaa...?

Thanks, and, are you sure your not into women?

I assure you, I´m not into women. But I have no qualms about saying it when I think a woman looks cute. Men, on the other hand, are so insecure half of the time that if they dare say another man is handsome, they´re labeled as gay or sexually confused. Give me a break. I´m quite secure in who I am to have no problems with my sexuality. You men, on the other hand....

Of course, if thinking I´m into women satisfies some stupid fantasy you all carry from boyhood, by all means, think whatever the heck you like. Knock yourselves out.:rollseyes:

Of course, if thinking I´m into women satisfies some stupid fantasy you all carry from boyhood,
The funny flip of that, of course, is the fear that the girls will recognize that they don't need the boy for pleasure, and he gets left out. :)

Fabio Cannavaro (http://www.britannica.com/eb/art-93954/Italys-Fabio-Cannavaro-holds-up-the-FIFA-World-Cup-trophy?articleTypeId=82) Luca Toni ain't bad either

Fabio Cannavaro be the love of my life.

The funny flip of that, of course, is the fear that the girls will recognize that they don't need the boy for pleasure, and he gets left out. :)

Sometimes the boy isn´t needed... true.:p

Sometimes the boy isn´t needed... true.:p

Negative. I think women are gorgeous creatures. I still need me a man in the sack. :p

What an easy question to answer:

http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/Cf/jake-gyllenhaal-1207-lg.jpg

I second ... both on looks and ability.

And I have not seen him with a beard, I like

Negative. I think women are gorgeous creatures. I still need me a man in the sack. :p

Oh, agreed. A man is always needed, not just every time.

Zooey Deschanel (http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/zooeydeschanel/zooey_deschanel_1.jpg).

OR

Mary-Louise Parker (http://www.afterellen.com/blog/dorothysnarker/mary-louise-garden-of-eden).

I likes 'em smart as well as sexy. Brunette is, obviously, also a plus.

Zooey Deschanel (http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/zooeydeschanel/zooey_deschanel_1.jpg).

OR

Mary-Louise Parker (http://www.afterellen.com/blog/dorothysnarker/mary-louise-garden-of-eden).

I likes 'em smart as well as sexy. Brunette is, obviously, also a plus.
Good taste, sir.

And let it be known that Miss. Parker has an exquisite (albeit airbrushed) bottom.

Oh, agreed. A man is always needed, not just every time.

Eh? Either you're saying a man is needed MORE than always, or you're saying a man is needed always, but not every time... which doesn't really make sense, since always implies... every single time.

I only point this out because I think you're trying to both agree and disagree with me at the same time, and I'm not sure how to respond. :p

I agree that if a mere orgasm is what you're going for, a woman would suffice. However, a mere orgasm doesn't "satisfy" me, so to say; the entire experience is what does so, and a man is definitely required in *my* experience for it to be sufficient.

Back to the lusting over iconic figures that we can only dream of engaging in sweaty, nekkid activities with.

Eh? Either you're saying a man is needed MORE than always, or you're saying a man is needed always, but not every time... which doesn't really make sense, since always implies... every single time.

I only point this out because I think you're trying to both agree and disagree with me at the same time, and I'm not sure how to respond. :p

I agree that if a mere orgasm is what you're going for, a woman would suffice. However, a mere orgasm doesn't "satisfy" me, so to say; the entire experience is what does so, and a man is definitely required in *my* experience for it to be sufficient.

Back to the lusting over iconic figures that we can only dream of engaging in sweaty, nekkid activities with.

She's talking about masturbation.

Come on, you should've caught it!

Good taste, sir.

And let it be known that Miss. Parker has an exquisite (albeit airbrushed) bottom.

Airbrushed, schmairbrushed -- so long as I have a face, she has a place to sit.

I vote David Tennant.

I only point this out because I think you're trying to both agree and disagree with me at the same time, and I'm not sure how to respond. :p

You should just give in. That's what she's shooting for. The sad part is she probably isn't going to share you with (me) us. :p

Negative. I think women are gorgeous creatures. I still need me a man in the sack. :p
*listens intently*

She's talking about masturbation.

Come on, you should've caught it!I'll catch it.
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/cool/cool29.gif
http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/She-Bop-lyrics-Cyndi-Lauper/EA43B746CA20B6F8482568C700396E7D

*listens intently*

That's right, honey, you can keep hoping. ;) The only women on earth I can honestly imagine myself sleeping with is Ms. Zeta-Jones, and I really don't think she's interested in any proposition I could make. Otherwise, I'm definitely looking to the men for that kind of company.

I'll catch it.
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/cool/cool29.gif
http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/She-Bop-lyrics-Cyndi-Lauper/EA43B746CA20B6F8482568C700396E7D

Cyndi Lauper is horrendous and foul. Her music has power so dark, it will make one's ears bleed if they listen too closely.

But that bird shitting in her mouth during a live concert several years ago, now that was pure, unbridled comeuppance. Class.

Otherwise, I'm definitely looking to the men for that kind of company.

*whistles*

That's right, honey, you can keep hoping. ;) The only women on earth I can honestly imagine myself sleeping with is Ms. Zeta-Jones, and I really don't think she's interested in any proposition I could make. Otherwise, I'm definitely looking to the men for that kind of company.Truth be known, i've never had a big "secret" fascination with that kind of thing anywho. My tastes are obvious. ;)

But that bird shitting in her mouth during a live concert several years ago, now that was pure, unbridled comeuppance. Class.Like i said, "i'll catch it" :p
That wasn't *that* long ago, and you know, she just wiped off and kept going, like a champ. I saw it. :)

Like i said, "i'll catch it" :p
That wasn't *that* long ago, and you know, she just wiped off and kept going, like a champ. I saw it. :)

Eugh... She kept going on, that's what was wrong with it.

It should've ended at *PLOP*.

It should've ended at *PLOP*.
This sounds like a typical NS sexual experience.

This sounds like a typical NS sexual experience.

Sadly, I'm sure it's not far off.

Sadly, I'm sure it's not far off.With the exception, as i whistle, of certain goddesses who grace us with their presence on occasion.
Whereas, "left to our own devices" ....

"devices" being the operative word...

Eh? Either you're saying a man is needed MORE than always, or you're saying a man is needed always, but not every time... which doesn't really make sense, since always implies... every single time.

I only point this out because I think you're trying to both agree and disagree with me at the same time, and I'm not sure how to respond. :p

I agree that if a mere orgasm is what you're going for, a woman would suffice. However, a mere orgasm doesn't "satisfy" me, so to say; the entire experience is what does so, and a man is definitely required in *my* experience for it to be sufficient.

Back to the lusting over iconic figures that we can only dream of engaging in sweaty, nekkid activities with.

Gah, sorry Amarenthe. I was falling asleep when I wrote it and after I posted it, I felt like I was contradicting myself.:p Of course, Jolt was screwing with me last night and editing was out of the question.

Of course, my point is this: is it the rule that, if a woman considers that another woman is gorgeous, does that makes her a lesbian?

I think not, but the gross of the NSG male population seems to disagree.:D

As for lusting: Colin Farell (http://cc.img.v4.skyrock.com/cc2/momo-bogoss/pics/273363005.jpg), naughty Irish beefcake!

I vote for myself, like I always do :p :upyours: yay

Sexy is as sexy does.

It doesn't do me any good to think that, say, Jessica Alba is "sexy", because she's never going to come to my house and spend a whole weekend with me naked and having sex.

I've had far more personal encounters with people who were not even remotely famous, but whom I would definitely label "the sexiest".

Simone Simons (http://a907.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/48/l_7c712771d3a9d6320566be4de11d3f12.jpg)

The name is inspired not so much by Stranger In A Strange Land in particular(I prefer Starship Troopers or The Puppet Masters myself, personally) as it is by his entire oeuvre and general philosophy of life(with the exception that I have more faith in religion than he did).

If you're bonking a woman on a nice big bed, and she gets a bit excited and moves her leg quickly, and kicks your dog, who jumps off the bed yelping ... do you say sorry to the woman, or say sorry to your dog?

If I'm in flagrante delicto the dog is banished to the living room. Otherwise, he has the same rights to the bed as anybody else. If that specific situation were to arise somehow, I would probably apologise to the dog first, as he's been a more permanent and trustworthy presence than any woman I've known.

Fabio Cannavaro be the love of my life.

You have good taste. Though, I saw him first. :p

Of course, my point is this: is it the rule that, if a woman considers that another woman is gorgeous, does that makes her a lesbian?

I think not, but the gross of the NSG male population seems to disagree.:D

As for lusting: Colin Farell (http://cc.img.v4.skyrock.com/cc2/momo-bogoss/pics/273363005.jpg), naughty Irish beefcake!Heh, now I get what it is you're talking about :) In my humble opinion, finding another woman (or another man) gorgeous does not make a woman (or a man) lesbian (or gay - is this the politically correct word now? I can't be sure, my homosexuals friends around here gets to be "offended" every week or so then "calmly and serenely" explain why [put the politically incorrect word of the week here] is derogatory and insulting to the gay community).

I am as heterosexual as one can be (I haven't find any man sexually attractive yet - this does not mean I won't and this does not mean I'm closed to the idea, it just hasn't happened yet) but I can appreciate the sex appeal or simply impressive looks of a dude as much as I can appreciate the same of a woman. Actually, come to think of it, I think I can appreciate those of a woman more... but I digress. :)

Cheerio!

The name is inspired not so much by Stranger In A Strange Land in particular(I prefer Starship Troopers or The Puppet Masters myself, personally) as it is by his entire oeuvre and general philosophy of life(with the exception that I have more faith in religion than he did).

I enjoy Heinliens books, sure he really pushes the libertarian life in them, none more so than "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress" and "Time enough for Love" but that emphasises the "otherwhen" feel of his books. as being more than just here and now.


I just wish hollywood hadn't used the title starship troopers for their movie which had nothing to do with the book other than the media pukes seeing and angle to milk for more viewships.

I enjoy Heinliens books, sure he really pushes the libertarian life in them, none more so than "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress" and "Time enough for Love" but that emphasises the "otherwhen" feel of his books. as being more than just here and now.

The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress is another one of my favorites for just that reason. People talk about how his books are just political rants with sci-fi "skins" (they say the same about Ayn Rand, too) but that's actually one the reasons I enjoy them so much.


I just wish hollywood hadn't used the title starship troopers for their movie which had nothing to do with the book other than the media pukes seeing and angle to milk for more viewships.

You did get to see Doogie Howser dressed up as Col. Klink, though. That's got to be worth something. Speaking of Doogie, I have to say, I was not at all surprised when he turned out to be gay. Same with that kid from "Who's the Boss?"

Heh, now I get what it is you're talking about :) In my humble opinion, finding another woman (or another man) gorgeous does not make a woman (or a man) lesbian (or gay - is this the politically correct word now? I can't be sure, my homosexuals friends around here gets to be "offended" every week or so then "calmly and serenely" explain why [put the politically incorrect word of the week here] is derogatory and insulting to the gay community).

We share the same opinion there.

I am as heterosexual as one can be (I haven't find any man sexually attractive yet - this does not mean I won't and this does not mean I'm closed to the idea, it just hasn't happened yet) but I can appreciate the sex appeal or simply impressive looks of a dude as much as I can appreciate the same of a woman. Actually, come to think of it, I think I can appreciate those of a woman more... but I digress. :)


Same as me. I too can respect a man that has no seaxual inhibitions in the subject of recognizing when another man is handsome. You have my respect for your position.

The name is inspired not so much by Stranger In A Strange Land in particular(I prefer Starship Troopers or The Puppet Masters myself, personally) as it is by his entire oeuvre and general philosophy of life(with the exception that I have more faith in religion than he did).

Ever read Job: A Comedy of Justice?

As far as Heinlein fandom goes, my nation's political leader is Jubal Harshaw. I was going to name my WA/UN minister Ben Caxton, but changed my mind, as my sig attests.

Ever read Job: A Comedy of Justice?

I have. It's interesting, but didn't really grab me the way some of his others have done.

I think Johnny Depp is the hottest man alive

I think Angelina Jolie and Keira Knightly are both gorgeous

The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress is another one of my favorites for just that reason. People talk about how his books are just political rants with sci-fi "skins" (they say the same about Ayn Rand, too) but that's actually one the reasons I enjoy them so much.


Only his first book was a political rant, the people are 2d, but the politics are 3d :D then he found out he enjoyed telling stories and the proportions switched.

He is a powerful character narrative writer, but at times his use of language can become rather "woodsy" in his characters mouths, a little too much emphasis there.


You read C J Cherryth?

Only his first book was a political rant, the people are 2d, but the politics are 3d :D then he found out he enjoyed telling stories and the proportions switched. You read C J Cherryth?

No, I never have. Would you recommend his/her(?) works? And if you do, where should one start?

This is one of my new favorites. A up and coming screen star I think.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004825/

http://noezbuckets.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/emmanuellechriqui.jpg?w=420&h=414

Zooey Deschanel

Google Images for your Pleasure (http://images.google.com/images?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=&=&q=Zooey%20Deschanel&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi)

However, Gwyneth Paltrow is pretty nice too :3.

( So is Eva Green and Audrey Tautou.. mmm, French people. )

As for men, I'm going to stick with Daniel Craig.

( I can still be straight after admitting this, right? :P )

No, I never have. Would you recommend his/her(?) works? And if you do, where should one start?

Her. if you like Heinlein you would probably like Cherryth. I would start with the Chanur series first. a 4 book set with a single spin-off tailer. That set starts with "the Pride of Chanur"

some of her books are easier to read than others. Most are set in a future line where slower than light ships seeded stations along the closest stars until a inhabited world was discovered and soon after that FTL was invented. the growing independance of the further stations sparked a war as the company monopoly tried to keep them in line and the independant merchanters armed. Post independance it's a three way standoff with plenty of scope for books around the interactions between the 3 power blocs. this is the "earth company/Alliance/Union wars" universe theres about 7 or 8 books of the direct wars and aftereffects plus about the same of the fringes where the war is hardly mentioned, but makes up the background behind the immediated story

The Chanur series are in the same universe, but are about a bunch of aliens and the politics and alliances that crystallise when a single human survivor lands in the middle of a confused situation and makes things even more confused :D

"forty thousand in gehenna" is a VERY hard book to go into cold. Cherryths writing style is heavily into implied information rather than coming right out and sayign what is happening, some books mor so than others. theres no "voiceover" type narratives.
Anyhow, Forty Thousand in gehenna is a part of the earth company wars but once the colony (the 40,000 of the title) is planted, there is very little mention thereafter until near the end when re-contacted. Think survival and coming-of-age of an abandoned colony.

"Serpents reach" is another standalone within the wars series, about the interactions of geneticly modified immortal humans and their alien mentors on a quarantined set of planets.

theres plenty more.

The "Foreigners" series is the human colony set up after one of the first FTL ships fails mid jump and comes out lost in the dark reaches of unknown interstellar space and ends up with a colony set up on an inhabited planet with intelligent aliens who want the human technology, and have guns of their own to obtain it with.

you should try her books.


I'd reccommend start with the CHanur and then the Foriegners series before trying the alliance/union books.

How could I forget Rachel Weisz (http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=Rachel+Weisz&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2)? Shame on me.

As to C.J.Cherryh (notice, no T), she contributed excellent material to the George R.R. Martin-edited shared-world series Wild Cards -- which is an outstanding read and ahead of it's time for introducing a world in which super powers (like those in the comics) were a result of a virus test by an alien race. The test spores land in NYC in 1946, and history continues from there, with the presence of those affected by the Wild Card virus. Gripping, IMO.

As for men, it's me ;) Women..Scarlette Johanson.

me, duh