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This thread is about how many times you have broken the law. Thats right. How many times have you stuck it to the man. Have you smoked pot? Built illegal bombs? Stolen orange construction cones? Lets hear some bragging. I'll go first. Oh, and if you are a member of law enforcement, um, don't read this.

I built a suppressor for my friend's 30-06 hunting rifle out of a water bottle and some foam insulation. I think thats a felony.

I also had a stoled street sign in my old apartment, I think thats a felony too.

And I am building a THC vaporizer out of a soldering iron, and variable resistor and a fish bowl at my friend's house. I'm sure that is breaking some laws.

What about you guys? eh?

This thread is about how many times you have broken the law. Thats right. How many times have you stuck it to the man. Have you smoked pot? Built illegal bombs? Stolen orange construction cones? Lets hear some bragging. I'll go first. Oh, and if you are a member of law enforcement, um, don't read this.

I built a suppressor for my friend's 30-06 hunting rifle out of a water bottle and some foam insulation. I think thats a felony.

I also had a stoled street sign in my old apartment, I think thats a felony too.

And I am building a THC vaporizer out of a soldering iron, and variable resistor and a fish bowl at my friend's house. I'm sure that is breaking some laws.

What about you guys? eh?

DUI, one time, although I was never caught.

Hundreds and hundreds of times. I probably break at least one law a day.

I honestly don't know how many times I've broken the law. Though, nothing I've done has threaten anyone else's life or property.

I honestly don't know how many times I've broken the law. Though, nothing I've done has threaten anyone else's life or property.

aw, jeeze, way to reach a meaningful conclusion before this thread has gotten off the ground. So then what does that say about some of our laws?

DUI, one time, although I was never caught.

If you consider .08 Blood-alcohol-content to be drunk, which is what the government does, then I probably DUI about twice a month. I'm just extra careful when I do it.

aw, jeeze, way to reach a meaningful conclusion before this thread has gotten off the ground. So then what does that say about some of our laws?

Obviously that they shouldn't be on the books, not that I worry too much about it as I've never been caught. But still.

I'm sure I've broken hundreds of laws. All those quirky little laws on the books, especially when it comes to driving.

I occasionally exceed the speed limit when going downhill in my car, before I notice and ease off the gas to slow down. That's about it, really.

If you consider .08 Blood-alcohol-content to be drunk, which is what the government does, then I probably DUI about twice a month. I'm just extra careful when I do it.

That's something I have never done, nor ever will. DUIs put the lives of others in direct harm. Extra careful doesn't mean shit when you blow past a stop sign and wind up killing a couple kids.

I'm sure I've broken hundreds of laws. All those quirky little laws on the books, especially when it comes to driving.

Who here has done over 100 mph in their car? Raise your hand. raises both hands

That's something I have never done, nor ever will. DUIs put the lives of others in direct harm. Extra careful doesn't mean shit when you blow past a stop sign and wind up killing a couple kids.

If you can walk across a room while balancing a book on your head, then you can drive. Thats the rule at our place.

If you consider .08 Blood-alcohol-content to be drunk, which is what the government does, then I probably DUI about twice a month. I'm just extra careful when I do it.

I just know that that time, I was very very drunk.

Hundreds and hundreds of times. I probably break at least one law a day.
Yep, that about sums it up.

In fact, better make that many thousands of times, since I've been at it for a while. For what it's worth, I assert that my crimes are victimless. :)

That's something I have never done, nor ever will. DUIs put the lives of others in direct harm. Extra careful doesn't mean shit when you blow past a stop sign and wind up killing a couple kids.

I agree with everything in this post. Drunk driving is just shameful and really unforgivable.

You do realize this is just going to be an excuse for people to make up crimes to make themselves sound badass, right?

You do realize this is just going to be an excuse for people to make up crimes to make themselves sound badass, right?

That is the sort of behavior I am promoting, yes.

You do realize this is just going to be an excuse for people to make up crimes to make themselves sound badass, right?

We suburban-dwelling middle class folks don't see much excitement in our daily lives, so this thread is useful for making us feel more exciting. This thread is a great service.

I killed like...over 9000 people once.

We suburban-dwelling middle class folks don't see much excitement in our daily lives, so this thread is useful for making us feel more exciting. This thread is a great service.

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You little pansy, why I should...%!#$

didn't you ever taste champaign before you were 21? Did you ever steal a pencil from your workplace? Haven't you ever broken the speed limit in your car by accident because you were in a hurry? Your a total badass, you just don't realize it. I get such a rush when I break the law. Its healthy, I'm sure of that much.

This thread is about how many times you have broken the law. Thats right. How many times have you stuck it to the man. Have you smoked pot? Built illegal bombs? Stolen orange construction cones? Lets hear some bragging.
I... no...

There was this time where... no that was legal... if just.

When I... uhmm... no, that wasn't illegal at the time I did it...

er... I jaywalked a couple of times.

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ahh... but how many have you bent? :p

You little pansy, why I should...%!#$

didn't you ever taste champaign before you were 21? Did you ever steal a pencil from your workplace? Haven't you ever broken the speed limit in your car by accident because you were in a hurry? Your a total badass, you just don't realize it. I get such a rush when I break the law. Its healthy, I'm sure of that much.
Check my criminal record, it's completely expunged.....I mean clean.

I've probably broken hundreds of thousands of laws, everything is illegal here.

I haven't been convicted of anything in like.......9 years though.

Yep, that about sums it up.

In fact, better make that many thousands of times, since I've been at it for a while. For what it's worth, I assert that my crimes are victimless. :)What about the Lady Bugs you killed?

Does fighting Pandas, with a tank, count for breaking the law?

Does fighting Pandas, with a tank, count for breaking the law?

Not if you live in Antarctica.

Not if you live in Antarctica.

There are laws even then. You would have to live underwater. Though even there I am sure the SPCA or the Chinese Government will find you. :confused:

Let's see... I've broken a few drug laws, underage drinking... I blatantly ignore traffic laws while driving in the City after 2 a.m. ...I've driven under the influence (but I feel bad about it)... furnished minors with alcohol... and I shoplifted once when I was 11. I think that might be it. Unimpressive.

Does fighting Pandas, with a tank, count for breaking the law?

Well, pandas are endangered so... I presume it is breaking the law to fight them with a tank.:p

when driving I consistently go at least 5-10 mph over the speed limit, but that's because I live in rural NC and 55 mph=60-70 mph here, I really do not want to get run over while I still only have my permit.

That, and locals aren't nice to people who actually do the speed limit.

but that's pretty much it.

Let's see... I've broken a few drug laws, underage drinking... I blatantly ignore traffic laws while driving in the City after 2 a.m. ...I've driven under the influence (but I feel bad about it)... furnished minors with alcohol... and I shoplifted once when I was 11. I think that might be it. Unimpressive.

hey thats not bad. way to go!

I just remembered, one time I went to a strip club with a kid who was 16. He looked kind of like me, so after I showed the doorman my id, I passed it back to him. The guy at the door looked at the same license twice and didn't notice, lol. To be fair, it was a dark room.

Not any legitimite ones besides speeding.

Who here has done over 100 mph in their car? Raise your hand. raises both hands

whats that in KmH? I've done 190KmH in two cars... trying them out :P My '87 prelude twin carb 2.0L got a little light and squirmy at the tail end at 190 so I backed off the gas, given better areodynamics for a more settled rear end it would probably have managed to crack the 200KmH mark.
My MGF convertible rear engined 1.8L was still accellerating steadily when I had to throw out the anchors to make it round a corner, was at 190 and still gaining steadily. 220 would have been easy to make :D
My Serena MPV/Van managed to reach 180KmH, and was grumbling along slowly getting faster, but i doubt it would have managed 190, more like topped out at 185, but again, I ran out of road. vans don't corner well :P

other than that... smoking pot, helped a flatmate make oil from a crop of leaves and stems, using ethanol to dissolve the hash out of the leaf matter, then boiling off the alcohol to leave the pot oil.

nothing much really, should I do more? anyone got a hot little 10yr old sister to send me? :P that ought to be a real crime to boast about :D assuming I can keep away from the lynch mob :O

whats that in KmH? I've done 190KmH in two cars... trying them out :P My '87 prelude twin carb 2.0L got a little light and squirmy at the tail end at 190 so I backed off the gas, given better areodynamics for a more settled rear end it would probably have managed to crack the 200KmH mark.
My MGF convertible rear engined 1.8L was still accellerating steadily when I had to throw out the anchors to make it round a corner, was at 190 and still gaining steadily. 220 would have been easy to make :D
My Serena MPV/Van managed to reach 180KmH, and was grumbling along slowly getting faster, but i doubt it would have managed 190, more like topped out at 185, but again, I ran out of road. vans don't corner well :P

other than that... smoking pot, helped a flatmate make oil from a crop of leaves and stems, using ethanol to dissolve the hash out of the leaf matter, then boiling off the alcohol to leave the pot oil.

nothing much really, should I do more? anyone got a hot little 10yr old sister to send me? :P that ought to be a real crime to boast about :D assuming I can keep away from the lynch mob :O

Now, I a chemistry student and I have done my fair share of ethanol extractions. May I ask exactly how you did this and was it worth it? And what exactly did you do with the pot oil? I mean how did u smoke it?

hey thats not bad. way to go!

I just remembered, one time I went to a strip club with a kid who was 16. He looked kind of like me, so after I showed the doorman my id, I passed it back to him. The guy at the door looked at the same license twice and didn't notice, lol. To be fair, it was a dark room.

Hmm, I went to a strip club with some friends and one was 17, but they didn't check I.D.s, so it's not my crime, really. And, just to clear it up, I bought alcohol for people who were 20 when I was 21, I didn't liquor up any teenagers!

We took 3 pounds of leaves and stems, a number of 3" plumbing tubes, I think they were PVC guttering downpipes, and some rubber bungs that fit the bottoms of the tubes. add a couple of 10L buckets, a large sieve and an electric frying pan with a rheostat-ed element. That had a hole drilled in the top and a piece of threaded 8mm pipe nutted in with a silicone rubber tube slipped over the pipe and running though another length of gutter downpipe with an endcap, the tube went through a hole in the endpipe and was gummed up waterproof with sealant, after which the downpipe was filled with icewater with a few icecubes still floating in it.


cork up the end of one of the downpipes with a rubber bung, stuff chopped leaves and stem into the pipe (about 2 foot long) until about 4" from the end, and fill with isopropyl alcohol or 99% ethanol until the leaves are awash, stick another bung in the top and invert, then upright again and remove the bung, tip the contents out into a bucket through the sieve, dump the wet leaves and stem into the other bucket, you'll do a second extraction later. once all the leaves have been rinsed in the alcohol, it's time to distill :D

Have the electric frying pan turned down loaw, just hot enough to steam off the alcohol, but not to burn up the THC, do a couple of cups at a time, pour them in and put the lid on, alcohol steam will come up the tube and condense in the icewater bath down the downpipe and drip out the bottom of the tube into another bucket. this may as well be the one full of leaf and stem mass.

Once all that is distilled there should be a thick gummy oily residue in the pan, just scrape it up with a spatula and decant into a small pottle, or scrape into empty pill strips, you know the plastic dimpled strips with foil coverings? strip the foil off one of those and pop the dimples back into shape, and used them for individual sale doses if you're going to market it :P my flatmate did :D you'll need to re-seal the top with non-toxic selotape or something.

this first lot should be a nice goldenish colour, re-treating the leaves and stems, will extract a much less pure and lower quality lot which will be more of a dark green colour, It'll still give a high, but require more and is much harsher and doesn't taste as nice. I'd say sell that off cheap :P

The pan can be cleaned with neat high proof rum or vodka and drunk to celebrate the successful finish :D


Using oil is either melt into butter and cook, or do spots, use a large needle to stir up a blob and deposit on the blade of a knife, heat another knife blade on the stove ring or a gas flame and sandwich the blob of oil between the red hot knife and the other, lots of smoke will ensue, easiest way to get all of it is cut the top off a coke bottle and use that as a funnel to inhale through with the knives in the mouth of the funnel. it also saves slipping when high and ramming a red hot knife into your lip :D it'll knock against the funnel first :P and before it's melted through, you ought to have realised something isn't going as expected :D ;)


I hope all this is understandable :D

This thread is about how many times you have broken the law. Thats right. How many times have you stuck it to the man. Have you smoked pot? Built illegal bombs? Stolen orange construction cones? Lets hear some bragging. I'll go first. Oh, and if you are a member of law enforcement, um, don't read this.

I built a suppressor for my friend's 30-06 hunting rifle out of a water bottle and some foam insulation. I think thats a felony.

I also had a stoled street sign in my old apartment, I think thats a felony too.

And I am building a THC vaporizer out of a soldering iron, and variable resistor and a fish bowl at my friend's house. I'm sure that is breaking some laws.

What about you guys? eh?

Speeding and driving with expired registration tags. Bad me!

Also I have been know to inhale an illegal substance or two in my day.

Public nudity and lewd behavior.

Vandalizing private property. (I soaped a car and poured Dr Pepper all over her interior velour seats...she left her window down...some witches are dumb.)

Owned a handgun that wasn't registered.

Purchased liquor for a minor.

Served liquor to a minor.

Drove a car before I had a license.

Driving under the influence.


The only of these that I actually have been punished by the law for is the speeding and registration violations. I have been lucky. :p

You do realize this is just going to be an excuse for people to make up crimes to make themselves sound badass, right?


I don't know, my list makes me look pretty much like a dumb ass to me. :p

We took 3 pounds of leaves and stems, a number of 3" plumbing tubes, I think they were PVC guttering downpipes, and some rubber bungs that fit the bottoms of the tubes. add a couple of 10L buckets, a large sieve and an electric frying pan with a rheostat-ed element. That had a hole drilled in the top and a piece of threaded 8mm pipe nutted in with a silicone rubber tube slipped over the pipe and running though another length of gutter downpipe with an endcap, the tube went through a hole in the endpipe and was gummed up waterproof with sealant, after which the downpipe was filled with icewater with a few icecubes still floating in it.


cork up the end of one of the downpipes with a rubber bung, stuff chopped leaves and stem into the pipe (about 2 foot long) until about 4" from the end, and fill with isopropyl alcohol or 99% ethanol until the leaves are awash, stick another bung in the top and invert, then upright again and remove the bung, tip the contents out into a bucket through the sieve, dump the wet leaves and stem into the other bucket, you'll do a second extraction later. once all the leaves have been rinsed in the alcohol, it's time to distill :D

Have the electric frying pan turned down loaw, just hot enough to steam off the alcohol, but not to burn up the THC, do a couple of cups at a time, pour them in and put the lid on, alcohol steam will come up the tube and condense in the icewater bath down the downpipe and drip out the bottom of the tube into another bucket. this may as well be the one full of leaf and stem mass.

Once all that is distilled there should be a thick gummy oily residue in the pan, just scrape it up with a spatula and decant into a small pottle, or scrape into empty pill strips, you know the plastic dimpled strips with foil coverings? strip the foil off one of those and pop the dimples back into shape, and used them for individual sale doses if you're going to market it :P my flatmate did :D you'll need to re-seal the top with non-toxic selotape or something.

this first lot should be a nice goldenish colour, re-treating the leaves and stems, will extract a much less pure and lower quality lot which will be more of a dark green colour, It'll still give a high, but require more and is much harsher and doesn't taste as nice. I'd say sell that off cheap :P

The pan can be cleaned with neat high proof rum or vodka and drunk to celebrate the successful finish :D


Using oil is either melt into butter and cook, or do spots, use a large needle to stir up a blob and deposit on the blade of a knife, heat another knife blade on the stove ring or a gas flame and sandwich the blob of oil between the red hot knife and the other, lots of smoke will ensue, easiest way to get all of it is cut the top off a coke bottle and use that as a funnel to inhale through with the knives in the mouth of the funnel. it also saves slipping when high and ramming a red hot knife into your lip :D it'll knock against the funnel first :P and before it's melted through, you ought to have realised something isn't going as expected :D ;)


I hope all this is understandable :D

Wow you really went high quantity with this. I pretty much understand what you did. But you know, isopropyl alcohol is not edible. Trace amounts of whatever you use to extract the oil will be present in the finished product, which usually acts as a preservative. Since you eat or smoke pot oil, I would refrain from using isopropyl and just stick to grain alcohol.

I was gonna just chop up some pot, put it in some ethanol, heat it up a little to increase dissociation rates between the molecules, pour it through a coffee filter to get rid of the plant matter, and then, an ice bath should cause the oil to crystalize or dissolve out of the ethanol so you can run in through another coffee filter and have the solidified oil remain on the filter.

Or, a better way would probably be to just set the ethanol/pot oil solution in front of a fan or an A/C return. Ethanol has a low vapor pressure and in a couple of hours it should completely evaporate leaving the oil. However that usually evaporates the oil too so you have to add a few drips of ethanol back into the oil just to get it liquid enough to scrape off the bottom of the beaker. Man I feel like I'm writing a lab report.

It takes a lot of pot to get just a little oil right? Hopefully my kitchen table method will give me just enough to make some cookies or something. That would be cool.

3 pounds of dried leaves and stems gave about 30cc of high quality golden oil and about that much of the second extraction :D market rate was at the time $20 for roughly a half cc size pill strip dimple of good oil. a third that for the lower quality second extraction. $20 was also the market rate for a tinnie of pot, being a cigar shaped piece of pot wrapped in tinfoil, a reasonable quality ounce was going for $300.

A pound of leaf cost my flatmate $250. so for $750 of leaf some cheap materials from the local hardware store and a secondhand electric frypan, plus whatever the alcohol cost (which can mostly be re-claimed by the condensor) he got $1200 worth of good oil and $400 worth of cheap oil. $1600 altogether

call it a profit of around $500 or so at least for a bit of work. just using what a lot of growers throw away after snipping off the buds.

It's pretty nice if you dry the whole plant when growing your own, not just the buds, and freeze the drided leaves and stems until you have a few pounds worth to do for oil.

aw, jeeze, way to reach a meaningful conclusion before this thread has gotten off the ground. So then what does that say about some of our laws?That they should be more strictly and harshly punished so all of you are in jail now?

:D

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That's right i murdered this thread!
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okay, seriously. Underage drinking, (does throwing water over drunk people count as breaking the law? they were really noisy), uh that's about it really.
oh and burning a gas canister which set off a flame about 20 feet high, it was a good idea at the time:D

Generally i avoid harming other people, unless they really tick me off, then Mad hatter becomes Mad.

Driving related, there's running a red light and vehicle damage (with a little fleeing the scene thrown in too).

Possession and use of drugs, underage drinking, theft of council property, unauthorised access of secure computer files.

About 100 times lol
I built a rifle out of a phone, printer, and some scrap wood
I accidentally threw a home made smoke grenade through my neighbors window
I pirated lots of movies and software (:
the list goes on and on xD

Well lets see, I have broken the law so many times it is not funny, I lost count after 20 don't have any more fingers or toes to use.

I have only been caught twice, both speeding violations.

So with that Speeding, more times than I can think, amongst a whole lot of other driving offences however apart from speeding which I think on the highway outside of built up areas is a load of shit to to have a speed limit, I have only broken these laws when I am the only person on the road or in sight. Usually done at 2:30 in the morning.

I have stolen street signs, I have a 40, 60, 100 and 25 speed limit sign, a giveway sign a roundabout sign a men working sign and three orange sticks that are used a constrution sites, you have got to love the roadworks you come across on your way home from a night on the piss at 4:30 in the morning.

I have also broken the law, with physical assult, and verbel assult. Stolen, as in I see that someone has left 100 credits in a poker machine and have left the machine for good so I play it.

Downloaded music and games, and stolen (wiat I mentioned this but) from work such as a pen or two and maybe a ruler
There is a whole lot of moral 'laws' I have broken too, which I won't go into

Well lets see, I jaywalk constantly and I tend to be a pirate. Also if stealing pens and newspapers that have been left lying around count, I do that all the time too.

It's not that impressive I know :p

Driving related, there's running a red light and vehicle damage (with a little fleeing the scene thrown in too).

Possession and use of drugs, underage drinking, theft of council property, unauthorised access of secure computer files.

One of my friends hacked one of the computers at our library. I installed a bit torrent program and I use the computer to download movies. Its so fast.

I don't wear a seatbelt and I go out usually at least 5 times a week. I've never really kept track of how many times I've broken the law but it's always been some vicitimless crime like the seatbelt thing so it doesn't really matter.

If you consider .08 Blood-alcohol-content to be drunk, which is what the government does, then I probably DUI about twice a month. I'm just extra careful when I do it.

Extra Careful when you do it? You can't drink and drive and be 'extra careful'.

I dont know what country you are from, but here one of our most famous drinking/driving ads is 'If you drink and drive you're a bloody idiot.' and its true.
Careful or not..drinking and getting into a car is ridiculous. You sense of perception is completely shot. You dont concerntrate properly, even if you think you do. Its just dangerous and its naive to think that because YOU think you are careful then that means its ok to drive a car under the influence.

Im sorry, but i have lost a few good friends over this kind of thing..some of it their fault some of it others. But it all happens the same way. Silly people who drinka nd they they are alright to drive and then end up killing someone.

I dont agree with it what so ever.

If you can walk across a room while balancing a book on your head, then you can drive. Thats the rule at our place.

Excuse me, but that is a effing stupid rule.
It really is dumb.

Let's see... I've broken a few drug laws, underage drinking... I blatantly ignore traffic laws while driving in the City after 2 a.m. ...I've driven under the influence (but I feel bad about it)... furnished minors with alcohol... and I shoplifted once when I was 11. I think that might be it. Unimpressive.

Wow. I was going to say exactly everything you have just said. (Except driving under influence). We are the same. Lets make friendship bracelets.

I've done most of the basics. Underage drinking, smoking pot, jaywalking, riding a bike without a helmet. Stupid stuff like that. And I think what I did this spring could be considered statutory rape in some parts of the world, but it really wasn't.

Well lets see, I have broken the law so many times it is not funny, I lost count after 20 don't have any more fingers or toes to use.
This is why I make a rule of never breaking the law in countries with Sharia law.