NationStates Jolt Archive

This thread popped up in maybe 06 I think... and it was fun... so I'm doing it again. I don't really remember how long it went or anything and I can't find it in search..........so...

here goes.

Pick another poster (not Fass) and describe their worst nightmare. Be nice.

I believe my worst nightmare last time around was that it would one day become impossible to manage the children, work 6 jobs, be on NSG so much and also nurse an apparently robust social life..........

just to give you an idea of the tone of the thread.

If you guys are going to be mean, I'll just report ya.

Pick another poster (not Fass)

Älskar dig med, raring.

Neesika wakes up, and she's Laura Bush, and George is laying on her arm, snoring.

Neesika would be a white, non-aboriginal, Republican American, married to George W.

Hmmm... Andaras' worst nightmare would be finding himself the CEO of a major company! Jk:p
Or am I?

Nah, I am.

I can honestly say LG's worst nightmare would be finding himself in a large rubber room, with no pie, or any other messy thing in sight...Again. :D

Älskar dig med, raring.

Helt hänsynsfull av henne, va?

Plum Duffs worst nightmare would be not being accepted on NSG (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=558740) ;)

Lunatic Goofballs' worst nightmare. To become permanently serious.

Smunkee's worst nightmare. To find her neighbors from her old neighborhood have moved in next door.

Ruffy's worst nightmare. He grows up.

Smunkee said not to be mean. We're going to have to report you.

That wasn't mean.

;) JAG tänkt du skulle godkänna.

You are making me work hard. I'm 90% sure that's incoherent.

I used a translator. I half expect my grammar was way off.

Neesika wakes up, and she's Laura Bush, and George is laying on her arm, snoring.

Neesika would be a white, non-aboriginal, Republican American, married to George W.

Smunkee said not to be mean. We're going to have to report you.

Lunatic Goofballs' worst nightmare. To become permanently serious.
Smunkee's worst nightmare. To find her neighbors from her old neighborhood have moved in next door.
Ruffy's worst nightmare. He grows up.

ASD's worst nightmare is growing up to find her emotional age is now equal to her physical age.

...if that's mean, I'll take it down.

Ruffy's would be finding out that H.N. Fiddlebottoms VIII really is Chris Crocker.

Älskar dig med, raring.

;) JAG tänkt du skulle godkänna.

You are making me work hard. I'm 90% sure that's incoherent.

Helt hänsynsfullt (you need an adverb there, not an adjective) av henne, va?

Hon är just sådan, omtänksam och rar. Utom när hon inte är det, men i så fall tuktar jag henne.

I used a translator. I half expect my grammar was way off.

I used my brain. My vocabulary is bunk. I should really invest in something other than a text book if I am going to learn Swedish... like, maybe I should hire a tutor.

Hon är just sådan, omtänksam och rar. Utom när hon inte är det, men i så fall tuktar jag henne.

Ha för ofta? I tillägg tack som korrigerar min grammatik. Vet du av några bibeln för att lära svensk och/eller tysk?

Anadars's worst nightmare... waking up one day to read that Communism has been eliminated, completely, from the planet and that all countires have capitalist economies.

I used my brain. My vocabulary is bunk. I should really invest in something other than a text book if I am going to learn Swedish... like, maybe I should hire a tutor.

You're at least trying. I'm translating and tweaking.

I figure I'm inconspicuous enough that no one will come up with one. Hence, the Swedish continues.

Mine would be a thread in Swedish.

Mine would be a thread in Swedish.

Looks like you're living the nightmare, bud. It's turning into a thread in Swedish.

Anadars's worst nightmare... waking up one day to read that Communism has been eliminated, completely, from the planet and that all countires have capitalist economies.

That'd be everyday then.:p
Nanatsu's nightmare would be, waking up one day and being told she has to as a lawyer supporting the US government justify Gauntanimo bay and other secret interrogation centre's used by the US government bodies.

That'd be everyday then.:p
Nanatsu's nightmare would be, waking up one day and being told she has to as a lawyer supporting the US government justify Gauntanimo bay and other secret interrogation centre's used by the US government bodies.

OH NOES!!!:eek:
Either that or the internwebz lacking teh LOL Cats!

That'd be everyday then.:p
Nanatsu's nightmare would be, waking up one day and being told she has to as a lawyer supporting the US government justify Gauntanimo bay and other secret interrogation centre's used by the US government bodies.

I thought that would be Neesika's worst nightmare.

OH NOES!!!:eek:
Either that or the internwebz lacking teh LOL Cats!
:eek:
nooooooooooooooooo!
then again we could replace them with LOL bunnies
I thought that would be Neesika's worst nightmare.

Maybe i don't know.

Who can do one for me???

Who can do one for me???

you become a patient in a psychiatric hospital run by the mentally disturbed patients.

Who can do one for me???

Daistallia gets a new job as the host of a Japanese game show.

Who can do one for me???

Daistallia wakes up in America...

Smunkeeville's worst nightmare:

She's got to attend formal business type dinners where she must be polite to a bunch of dickheads and no Crohn's (IIRC) friendly food is available - seven days a week, 52 weeks a year. And home schooling's outlawed...

Daistallia gets a new job as the host of a Japanese game show.
Daistallia wakes up to learn he is a contestant on a Japanese game show.

Mine's scarier. :D

Daistallia wakes up to learn he is a contestant on a Japanese game show.

Mine's scarier. :D

Ninja Warrior!

(which is, by the way, an awesome show)

:eek:
nooooooooooooooooo!
then again we could replace them with LOL bunnies

Hm... I never thought about that alternative.

MHiJ's worst nightmare would be a world with lineal logic and no diddly-daddling at posting.:p

you become a patient in a psychiatric hospital run by the mentally disturbed patients.

Sounds like real life.

Daistallia gets a new job as the host of a Japanese game show.

Sounds fun!

Daistallia wakes up in America...

Sounds like what I;m planning to do in a couple years...

Daistallia wakes up to learn he is a contestant on a Japanese game show.

Mine's scarier. :D

Best so far....

Keep 'em coming...

Andaras wakes up from his lunchtime sisesta to find he had fallen alseep on a large mahongany desk. Rummages through paperwork, all with GAP letter heads. "While you were out - Workers on strike in the Jakarta factory - Sacked, all done. Won't be bothering you again. Nothing to worry abt"

LG wakes up, in a room painted grey witha poster saying "Krusty is teh ebil".

Neo Leonstein walks outside the house to stand shoulder to shoulder with other, identically dressed people and salute the military parade. Overhead flutters the glorious red and gold of the proletariat and a banner proclaiming in 10 foot high letter that Comrade Andaras will watch and protect the People's Paradise from Bourgeois Opression(tm)

Conservative Morality wakes up to discover there is no spoon

Yootopia wakes up to discover the world really is stupid and has embraced yet another stupid ism following a referendum conducted jointly by Hello magazine and ITV2.

For LG two words: No mud.

For Plum Duffs ( ;) ), and several others: All food now comes with vegemite.

Cool, do mine? :D

Hm... I never thought about that alternative.

MHiJ's worst nightmare would be a world with lineal logic and no diddly-daddling at posting.:p

diddly daddling?
the linear (lineal?) logic sounds kinda scary though.

I want one. *pouts.*

Älskar dig med, raring.

He said "I love you too, honey" in swedish if anyone can't understand.

I want one. *pouts.*

I did one for you on, like, the first page...

*feels unnoticed*

Cool, do mine? :D
Heikoku is forced to complete a sentance for the murder of 25 blind men, by forced manual labour to power a small mini fridge for a billionaire
I want one. *pouts.*

Wakes up as Britney Spears.
yeah that about covers it.:D

Bottle wakes up from a terrible nightmare where she discovered she was a nun.

Smunkeeville wakes up from one where she had never heard of Star Trek.

Nanatsu's worst nightmare is that there are no emotes in forums anymore

Dyakovo's worst nightmare is that he wakes up next to me.

I did one for you on, like, the first page...

*feels unnoticed*

Sorry, and that was mean. I hope I'm never (emotionally) that old. But it wasn't as mean as MHiJ's. Ew. Just, ew.

Conservative Morality wakes up to discover there is no spoon

GAH!!!!

Save...me....

Heikoku 2 wakes up to find he's married to HRC... (Dunno - does tht qualify as mean?

Neesika wakes up, and she's Laura Bush, and George is laying on her arm, snoring.

Neesika would be a white, non-aboriginal, Republican American, married to George W.

Just being a white USian would be bad enough, but nice touch.

I want one. *pouts.*

ASD wakes up in a world where a totalitarian regime has taken over and outlawed wine and chocolate and books!

.... I might be projecting.

And now I feel left out.

NSG is gone. Forever *Haz heart attack*

And now I feel left out.

Deus Malum wakes up in Georgia.

mine?

Deus Malum wakes up in Georgia.

mine?

Deus Malum's worst nightmare is that he is left out and ignored.

Smunkee, see page one.

Deus Malum wakes up in Georgia.

mine?

Smunkee wakes up in a wheat field.

And I probably wouldn't mind Georgia that much.

Deus Malum's worst nightmare is that he is left out and ignored.

Smunkee, see page one.

NOOOOOOOO! *runs around in circles*

Bottle wakes up from a terrible nightmare where she discovered she was a nun.

Smunkeeville wakes up from one where she had never heard of Star Trek.

Nanatsu's worst nightmare is that there are no emotes in forums anymore

Dyakovo's worst nightmare is that he wakes up next to me.

Meanie!!

Neo B's worst nightmare: Star Wars and sci-fi are banned forever!:eek:

Meanie!!

Neo B's worst nightmare: Warhammer and sci-fi are banned forever!:eek:

Fixed ;)

Meanie!!

Neo B's worst nightmare: Battlestar Galactica and sci-fi are banned forever!:eek:

Actually: Fixed.

Fixed ;)

Either one of those would result in my instant suicide...

I can honestly say LG's worst nightmare would be finding himself in a large rubber room, with no pie, or any other messy thing in sight

Lunatic Goofballs' worst nightmare. To become permanently serious.

LG wakes up, in a room painted grey witha poster saying "Krusty is teh ebil".

For LG two words: No mud.

You are all awful people. :(


The Atlantian Island's worst nightmare; "I'm your new roommate, Bitch!"

:D

MeansToAnEnd buys both Jolt and NationStates.

Corneliu 2s' worst nightmare: he wakes up in Massachusetts.

Ha för ofta? I tillägg tack som korrigerar min grammatik. Vet du av några bibeln för att lära svensk och/eller tysk?

Okej, that made no sense: "Have too often? In addition thanks that corrects my grammar. Du you know of some the Bible to learn Swedish and/or German?"

Okej, that made no sense: "Have too often? In addition thanks that corrects my grammar. Du you know of some the Bible to learn Swedish and/or German?"

"Have to often? Also, thanks for correcting my grammar. Do you know any good books to learn Swedish and/or German?"

...Translators suck.

Neo Leonstein walks outside the house to stand shoulder to shoulder with other, identically dressed people and salute the military parade. Overhead flutters the glorious red and gold of the proletariat and a banner proclaiming in 10 foot high letter that Comrade Andaras will watch and protect the People's Paradise from Bourgeois Opression(tm)

ZOMG EPIC LOL!

By the way, why not Fass?
And: am I recognised by anyone? I know I ain't the most active NSer, but maybe someone has an idea what would I hate?

You are all awful people. :(

It's my job *Collects payment for being mean to clowns*

Cool, do mine? :D

john mccain picks hillary clinton for vp. they get elected. mccain decides that iran is no longer a threat but that we must now invade brazil. the entire population of the united states cheers in agreement.

john mccain picks hillary clinton for vp. they get elected. mccain decides that iran is no longer a threat but that we must now invade brazil. the entire population of the united states cheers in agreement.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...

That's a horrible thought. Never do that to me again.

Il Ruffino's worst nightmare: NSG no longer allows the mention of Myrth or pancakes in any context. (Of course, that'd be the worst nightmare of anyone who needs more poll options..)

I can't think of something for anyone else that hasn't been covered, so I'll do mine: image spam becomes punishable by death.

Neo Bretonnia wakes up to an announcement by the current prophet of the lds church saying that he has read a letter from joseph smith that had been ordered opened today. it said "PSYCHE! just kidding!"

the prophet commands all mormons to convert to the roman catholic church as god has told him that the pope has had it right all along.

as he is watching the announcement on tv he see's bottle in the background wearing a nun's habit...

I can't think of something for anyone else that hasn't been covered, so I'll do mine: image spam becomes punishable by death.

Maineiacs has legs and the ability to walk, but only as a second head on the shoulder of Ann Coulter.

wilgrove finally has a hot filipina girl friend.

imelda marcos.

Neo Bretonnia wakes up to an announcement by the current prophet of the lds church saying that he has read a letter from joseph smith that had been ordered opened today. it said "PSYCHE! just kidding!"

the prophet commands all mormons to convert to the roman catholic church as god has told him that the pope has had it right all along.

as he is watching the announcement on tv he see's bottle in the background wearing a nun's habit...

Oh that's so fuct up...


(Good one ;) lolz)

Bottle and Muravyets wake up to find that they are Donna Reed and June Cleaver.

Who can do one for me???
Hmm... Daistallia wakes up to a sunny broadcast on NHK talking about how the new Minister of Finance in Prime Minister Ishihara's cabinet has just agreed to fund NOVA's resurrection and take over of every ekaiwa in Japan, a change of regulations forcing all ekaiwa teachers to wear the pink bunny suit while teaching, and the mysterious disappearance of every Totoro product, everywhere.

And in other news, natto is now being added to every food product in Japan. :D

Heikoku and Nanatsu's: To wake up and find out that Japan not only disappeared, but never was. :p

Hmm... Daistallia wakes up to a sunny broadcast on NHK talking about how the new Minister of Finance in Prime Minister Aso's cabinet has just agreed to fund NOVA's resurrection and take over of every ekaiwa in Japan, a change of regulations forcing all ekaiwa teachers to wear the pink bunny suit while teaching, and the mysterious disappearance of every Totoro product, everywhere.

And in other news, natto is now being added to every food product in Japan. :D

Heikoku and Nanatsu's: To wake up and find out that Japan not only disappeared, but never was. :p

:eek:
NEVRUN-san!! Baka!!
:eek:



((;)))

Ifreann's worst nightmare: He wakes up and he has no porn, no knowledge of porn, no perversion, and no personality.

Ifreann's worst nightmare: He wakes up and he has no porn, no knowledge of porn, no perversion, and no personality.

Now thats just cold man! not cool . . . . . I mean how could u do that!

Hotwife suddenly finds himself to be a Muslim extremist blowing himself up at a US embassy

As no one is going to do one for me and I can't think of one for anyone else, other than greed and death I'll do my own, and one for her(?)

Me: waking up to find myself completely average.

Greed and Death: waking up to find everything government run

Me: waking up to find myself completely average.

"going to take the mensa test?"
"yes"
"nervous"
"terrified"
"why?"
"I might fail"
"well, everyone can't be in the top 2%"
"yeah, but what if I'm.......average?!"
"so? some people are"
"but.......but...do you even know how stupid average is?!"
"har har"
"what?"
"you quoted King of the Hill"
"what?"
"it's a TV show"
":headbang: "
"don't to that, you might become average"
":( "

^actual conversation.

"going to take the mensa test?"
"yes"
"nervous"
"terrified"
"why?"
"I might fail"
"well, everyone can't be in the top 2%"
"yeah, but what if I'm.......average?!"
"so? some people are"
"but.......but...do you even know how stupid average is?!"
"har har"
"what?"
"you quoted King of the Hill"
"what?"
"it's a TV show"
":headbang: "
"don't to that, you might become average"
":( "

^actual conversation.lol, though I was more referring to the fact that I can point to something about me and say I'm actually different.

Ardchiolles(or any other mod): RhynoD starts breeding :eek:

Ardchiolles(or any other mod): RhynoD starts breeding :eek:
:eek:

Oh lord...

Never ever mention that... that POSSIBILITY again! And I'm not a mod!

By the way, why not Fass?
Because nobody likes that damn fag.

Ardchiolles(or any other mod): RhynoD starts breeding :eek:

RhynoD is like a shroom spore. It grows out of control when one least expects it.:eek: Rhynoldo IS nightmarish!:eek:

By the way, why not Fass?
He prefers to be left out of social/popularity threads.
Because nobody likes that damn fag.
That's untrue. I'm quite fond of him. ;)

By the way, why not Fass?


Because it's too easy. For example, Fass wakes up to find that he's actually Fred Phelps.

You are all awful people. :(

Well, it is supposed to be your worst nightmare.

MeansToAnEnd buys both Jolt and NationStates.

Now that's a nightmare!

http://209.85.48.9/10438/178/emo/teu42.gif

Hmm... Daistallia wakes up to a sunny broadcast on NHK talking about how the new Minister of Finance in Prime Minister Ishihara's cabinet has just agreed to fund NOVA's resurrection and take over of every ekaiwa in Japan, a change of regulations forcing all ekaiwa teachers to wear the pink bunny suit while teaching, and the mysterious disappearance of every Totoro product, everywhere.

http://209.85.48.9/10438/178/emo/hide.gif

Nice. That's almost as scary as Vanteland's above.

(Throw in that all the kiddies are now Shin-chan http://209.85.48.9/10438/178/emo/bootyshake.gif clones, and it'd equal it.)

(I really want an "akanbe" smiley...)

For you...

Hmmm...

I'll be back...

Corneliu 2's worst nightmare:

To be incarcerated in Guantanamo Bay and be forced to either defend his own detainment as lawful or admit to all of NSG that he was wrong.

:D

Corneliu 2's worst nightmare:

To be incarcerated in Guantanamo Bay and be forced to either defend his own detainment as lawful or admit to all of NSG that he was wrong.

:D

......

/thread

Bottle and Muravyets wake up to find that they are Donna Reed and June Cleaver.

Donna Reed was hot!

Because nobody likes that damn fag.

I like him better than you. Not that that's saying much.

Corneliu 2's worst nightmare: the North Vietnamese won the war.

Too mean?

I like him better than you. Not that that's saying much.
How can you say no to all this?
http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/7679/noexitbd8.jpg
I'm not fat, I'm big-bonered.

Hmmm... Andaras' worst nightmare would be finding himself the CEO of a major company! Jk:p
Or am I?

Nah, I am.

I can honestly say LG's worst nightmare would be finding himself in a large rubber room, with no pie, or any other messy thing in sight...Again. :D

Oh you beat me too it!

I was going to say LG's would be a world without Mud.

Plum Duffs worst nightmare would be not being accepted on NSG (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=558740) ;)

Ha Ha. Touche.

For LG two words: No mud.

For Plum Duffs ( ;) ), and several others: All food now comes with vegemite.

Bahahaha. I would rather eat a shoe full of dirty money!

NOOOOOO! NOT VEGEMITE! I'd rather die than live in a world of vegemite. Goodbye, cruel world.

Farewell young fairy.

NOOOOOO! NOT VEGEMITE! I'd rather die than live in a world of vegemite. Goodbye, cruel world.

Bahahaha. I would rather eat a shoe full of dirty money!

PD's new worst nightmare: You're now forced to subsist on vegemite served in shoes stuffed with dirty money.

NERVUN, your new school principal: Razor Ramon HG.

New Mitanni's worst nightmare: He wakes up to find out that he's a Muslim Environmentalist.

TAI's nightmare: He wakes up to find out he's Venezuelan. And that he's part of Hugo Chavez's inner circle of advisors.

Maineiacs has legs and the ability to walk, but only as a second head on the shoulder of Ann Coulter.

Wouldn't necessarily be a nightmare. I could sieze control of her body and strangle her.:D

NERVUN, your new school principal: Razor Ramon HG.
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a377/jusenkyoguide/SnoochScream.jpg

Followed by:

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a377/jusenkyoguide/vader_no.jpg

some worst nightmares:

LG's: mud has dried up. (whoops countless people beated me to this one)
Velka Morava's: all Czech beer industries being bought by Bud (the american one) and Peroni, and producing only Bud (the american one) and Peroni Nastro Azzurro.
Cabra West's: developing an allergy to cocoa and chocolate.

Mine is reality. What is worse than having still Berlusconi as PM for the next 5 years?

--snip--

Heheheh... :D

Mine is reality. What is worse than having still Berlusconi as PM for the next 5 years?

I can do ya one better in five words: Prime Minister George "Dubya" Bush.

ZOMG EPIC LOL!

By the way, why not Fass?

Andaras makes me smile more :)

And: am I recognised by anyone? I know I ain't the most active NSer, but maybe someone has an idea what would I hate?

Meh, same here *sobs and runs off to bathroom to slash wrists with Moto Razr*

Heheheh... :D

I can do ya one better in five words: Prime Minister George "Dubya" Bush.

Well, at least I can't understand his drawl, while I can understand perfectly Berlusconi's Brianza accent. A close call, though.

Meh, same here *sobs and runs off to bathroom to slash wrists with Moto Razr*

Abdju
Member

Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: United Kingdom
Posts: 211

Less than a post a day, and less than that in NSG may explain that nonrecognition... ;)

Well, at least I can't understand his drawl, while I can understand perfectly Berlusconi's Brianza accent. A close call, though.

But think of all the wonderful policies you'll have w/ 8 years of PM GWBush... :)

But think of all the wonderful policies you'll have w/ 8 years of PM GWBush... :)


*sobs*





BANG

Bottle wakes up from a terrible nightmare where she discovered she was a nun.

Hmm...was I a flying nun?

Hmm...was I a flying nun?

Nah.. flying's a bad habit.

:D

Meh, same here *sobs and runs off to bathroom to slash wrists with Moto Razr*
*steals Moto Razr and slashes his wrists too*

Ouch, dude. Ouch.

Just for that, you truly have made it my nightmare.

Sorry... I couldn't resist. It's way too early in the morning to exercise restraint when such a tempting morsel of a pun presents itself.

Nah.. flying's a bad habit.

:D
Ouch, dude. Ouch.

Just for that, you truly have made it my nightmare.

Because nobody likes that damn fag.

I kinda like Fass. He possesses the detachment I aspire to possess one day.:p

I kinda like Fass. He possesses the detachment I aspire to possess one day.:p

Fass would have to be my fave arrogant Euro-snob - and I do mean that in a nice way. :)

Celtlund's worst nightmare: President Hillary Clinton.

Donna Reed was hot!

That's as may be, but it's not the point.

Ouch, dude. Ouch.

Just for that, you truly have made it my nightmare.

What, so you'd be okay with being a 50's TV housewife? (My nightmare for you and Muravyets was that you woke up as Donna Reed and June Cleaver.)

Dyakovo: All smilies and other emotes are banned on Jolt.

Neo Art: All legal decisions are made not based on precedent or reason, but on a "gut feeling."

Nanatsu: Each poster is limited to one post per day.

The Blessed Chris: Everyone in the world is scientifically proven to be exactly equal in worth, leaving no one better than anyone else.

Heikoku: Only American posters are allowed to post or respond in American political threads.

Jocabia: Argument is banned, and polite concurrence is the only form of allowable communication between individuals.

Lets see...

So NSG's collective nightmare is a world where:

Italy has GWBush as it's PM, and he's married to a First Nations Canadian domanatrix.

Lottsa people have to grow up.

Lottsa people speak broken Swedish.

LOLcats and Japan don't exist, except for me, and I'm a contestant on a Japanese game show run by NOVA and I have to wear a pink NOVA bunny costume, as declared by the racist PM.

Neo Leonstein lives in the CCCP, Deus Malum lives in Georgia, and Smunkee lives in a wheat field.

LG has no mud, pies, or fun, but shares a room with Atlantian Island.

MeansToAnEnd controls the forums.

John McCain and HRC are co-presidents and have invaded Brazil.

We have a lot more muslim posters.

There's no porn.

Notorious spammers breed.

Gay Swedish posters are disliked by fat ugly obnoxious people.

50s women icons post on NSG as feminists, and make bad puns.

Razor Ramon HG is a school principal.

There are no spoons.

And all food is either natto or vegemite.

Ya'll are sick, warped, and twisted - and I LIKE that! :D

What, so you'd be okay with being a 50's TV housewife? (My nightmare for you and Muravyets was that you woke up as Donna Reed and June Cleaver.)
Hmm. You know, that might actually end up being worse, since I'd have to be routinely impregnated by some d-ball 50s husband. And at least as a nun I would only be required to worship a supposed deity, as opposed to being required to worship said d-ball as if he were a deity.

For Nanatsu: All links to self-portraits MAY NOT link to pictures of the poster reclining. Self-portraits MUST be posed upright.

Katganistan: Discovers her class has morphed into all of NSG. Wait....

The Atlantian Island's worst nightmare; "I'm your new roommate, Bitch!"

:D
Hahaha...that wouldn't be a nightmare. We'd actually have alot of fun and it would be way better than a boring roomate. Come on, you can try a little harder. Maybe like...I'm the last person left in Europe before the floodgates open up and the Turks and Balkan People pour in. Or I'm forced to spend the rest of my life in Saudi Arabia.....or I'm brainwashed into becoming a Russian nationalist...ect ect ect :D
TAI's nightmare: He wakes up to find out he's Venezuelan.
Not so bad. Generally nice people, speak a language I do already know and they can have some good food (and some sexy women).
And that he's part of Hugo Chavez's inner circle of advisors.
Simply awful. I'd use my position to work to stage a coup and oust him or kill him.

For Nanatsu: All links to self-portraits MAY NOT link to pictures of the poster reclining. Self-portraits MUST be posed upright.

:p
I should do as the nightmare suggest. Straughn's about to lose his back because of me.

Intangelon's nightmare: No one but him makes sense around NSG. No one, not even the mods.:eek:

Ruffy's worst nightmare. He grows up.
I won’t grow up (I won’t grow up)
I don’t want to wear a tie (I don’t want to wear a tie)
Or a serious expression (or a serious expression)
In the middle of July (in the middle of July)
And if it means I must prepare
To shoulder burdens with a worried air
I won’t grow up, never grow up, not me!

http://www.thekidswindow.co.uk/images/products/fullsize/46966.jpg
Ruffy's would be finding out that H.N. Fiddlebottoms VIII really is Chris Crocker.
*cringe*
Il Ruffino's worst nightmare: NSG no longer allows the mention of Myrth or pancakes in any context. (Of course, that'd be the worst nightmare of anyone who needs more poll options..)
:eek:

That was mean. :(

Just for that..

Angry Fruit Salad's worst nightmare is that she wakes up one day, dare I say, with no colour! Well, monochrome. And we will all point and laugh at her and yell "Haha! No more angry fruit salad (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/angry_fruit_salad) for you!"

Anti-Social Darwinism falls asleep after drinking too much Crème de cacao and begins dreaming of fluffy mountains of mashed potatoes, only to realize that it's all made from potato flakes. Mwahaha, where's your gourmet now?!

Barringtonia wakes up next to Ann Coulter.

[I]-snip-



Anti-Social Darwinism falls asleep after drinking too much Crème de cacao and begins dreaming of fluffy mountains of mashed potatoes, only to realize that it's all made from potato flakes. Mwahaha, where's your gourmet now?!



You know, I can deal with being my age. I could even deal with waking up as Brittney Spears (no more drugs, hon). But instant mashed potatoes! - That's just cruel. *sobs bitterly.*

You know, I can deal with being my age. I could even deal with waking up as Brittney Spears (no more drugs, hon). But instant mashed potatoes! - That's just cruel. *sobs bitterly.*
"Grandma, please don't cry..." *pats back* "Here, I cooked something for you... INSTANT MASHED POTATOES!!!" :D

"Grandma, please don't cry..." *pats back* "Here, I cooked something for you... INSTANT MASHED POTATOES!!!" :D

*Smacks.*

*Smacks.*
*cries loudly*

Now thats just cold man! not cool . . . . . I mean how could u do that!

Hey, we're talking worst nightmares, here, whatdaya expect, a walk in the park?

I demand one for myself. If nobody does one, I will post Smunkee's ACTUAL worst nightmare, and consequently make her unable to sleep for about a week. I'm packing premium grade-A nightmare fuel here.

TG me if you want to find out what it is.

Poliwanacraca's would be waking up to news that Rich Burlew is dead.

UB's would be waking up to find that the world is a Jewish theocracy. G-d's name is constantly praised. Oh, and I'm in charge of the Jewish Inquisition.

I demand one for myself. If nobody does one, I will post Smunkee's ACTUAL worst nightmare, and consequently make her unable to sleep for about a week. I'm packing premium grade-A nightmare fuel here.

TG me if you want to find out what it is.

Poliwanacraca's would be waking up to news that Rich Burlew is dead.

UB's would be waking up to find that the world is a Jewish theocracy. G-d's name is constantly praised. Oh, and I'm in charge of the Jewish Inquisition.

I´ll post your nightmare. We can´t allow poor Smunkee to be sleepless for a week. But you have to report to me, the Spanish Inquisition, if you´re to be the Jewish one.

Mirkana´s worst nightmare: those cute lab Goggles of yours are gone, forever!




That was lame...:(

I´ll post your nightmare. We can´t allow poor Smunkee to be sleepless for a week. But you have to report to me, the Spanish Inquisition, if you´re to be the Jewish one.

Mirkana´s worst nightmare: those cute lab Goggles of yours are gone, forever!




That was lame...:(

Pfft. Pathetic. Maybe something along the lines of Neo-Nazis taking over the world.

I'm not afraid of any nightmares, I've got manly manliness that makes me immune to fear.

Must... resist... urge... to make... Ron Paul joke...

I demand one for myself. If nobody does one, I will post Smunkee's ACTUAL worst nightmare, and consequently make her unable to sleep for about a week. I'm packing premium grade-A nightmare fuel here.

TG me if you want to find out what it is.

Poliwanacraca's would be waking up to news that Rich Burlew is dead.

UB's would be waking up to find that the world is a Jewish theocracy. G-d's name is constantly praised. Oh, and I'm in charge of the Jewish Inquisition.

And all along I thought Smunkee's worst nightmare would be to have the people from her old neighborhood move in next door.

Mirkana's nightmare would be to wake up and find out that Pope Benny was Jewish.

Simply awful. I'd use my position to work to stage a coup and oust him or kill him.
Think of the power. The control over everyone. You would be in the position to dictate, but not be in the public eye to deal with the consequences. Won't you let this power corrupt you? That is all it wants from you.

Lets see...

So NSG's collective nightmare is a world where:

Italy has GWBush as it's PM, and he's married to a First Nations Canadian domanatrix.

Lottsa people have to grow up.

Lottsa people speak broken Swedish.

LOLcats and Japan don't exist, except for me, and I'm a contestant on a Japanese game show run by NOVA and I have to wear a pink NOVA bunny costume, as declared by the racist PM.

Neo Leonstein lives in the CCCP, Deus Malum lives in Georgia, and Smunkee lives in a wheat field.

LG has no mud, pies, or fun, but shares a room with Atlantian Island.

MeansToAnEnd controls the forums.

John McCain and HRC are co-presidents and have invaded Brazil.

We have a lot more muslim posters.

There's no porn.

Notorious spammers breed.

Gay Swedish posters are disliked by fat ugly obnoxious people.

50s women icons post on NSG as feminists, and make bad puns.

Razor Ramon HG is a school principal.

There are no spoons.

And all food is either natto or vegemite.

Ya'll are sick, warped, and twisted - and I LIKE that! :D

You forgot the part where Ann Coulter has two heads, the other one of which is a self-styled aging hippie.:D

I dare someone to come up with one for me.

I'm not afraid of any nightmares, I've got manly manliness that makes me immune to fear.

Thats easy... New Manvir wakes up as Ann Coulter...

Its been an hour plus, 20 people have read this thread since and nobody has so much as treid... either I'm that unstopable or I'm being ignored (again)

Its been an hour plus, 20 people have read this thread since and nobody has so much as treid... either I'm that unstopable or I'm being ignored (again)

Stop stealing my schtick!

Must... resist... urge... to make... Ron Paul joke...
Why even bother? Ron Paul is a joke.

LG: a world without tacos.

Stop stealing my schtick!

But its true... *cries*

But SaintB, we all love you. We love you hard!

But SaintB, we all love you. We love you hard!

Really hard?

As hard as you want it, darling.

As hard as you want it, darling.

Explains why I'm walking funny...

But SaintB, we all love you. We love you hard!

Then you all must absolutely adore me. You've only been ignoring him for one year. I've been here for three. *pouts*

Thats easy... New Manvir wakes up as Ann Coulter...

http://www.compumess.nl/daf/smileys/sm1/schrik.gif

Well, who wouldn't find that terrifying? ;)

http://www.compumess.nl/daf/smileys/sm1/schrik.gif

Well, who wouldn't find that terrifying? ;)

Knew it would work.

Then you all must absolutely adore me. You've only been ignoring him for one year. I've been here for three. *pouts*

*Spreads the love...*

http://www.compumess.nl/daf/smileys/sm1/schrik.gif

Well, who wouldn't find that terrifying? ;)
Uh, Ann Coulter?

Uh, Ann Coulter?

Lies and propoganda, she is absolutly terrified!

The Blessed Chris: Everyone in the world is scientifically proven to be exactly equal in worth, leaving no one better than anyone else.


Meh. Not going to happen.

Thats easy... New Manvir wakes up as Ann Coulter...

So now my head's attached to New Manvir's body? :eek:

Had a dream about Sinuhue last night. Does this count?

Had a dream about Sinuhue last night. Does this count?

Depends on what she was smacking you with.:D

Now I don't know about worst nightmare - but I know that I'm definitely NationStates' best nightmare! :p

:p
I should do as the nightmare suggest. Straughn's about to lose his back because of me.

Intangelon's nightmare: No one but him makes sense around NSG. No one, not even the mods.:eek:

*runs to basement door and trips down the stairs before finding the light switch and proceeds to search for a black cat that isn't there*

HWORPH!

I'd feel like Burgess Meredith in the Twilight Zone episode "Time Enough at Last"...AND NOBODY WOULD GET THE REFERENCE! BWARGH!

*hides in furnace, realizes that's a bad idea, hides in dryer*

Spot on, NNT.

Then you all must absolutely adore me. You've only been ignoring him for one year. I've been here for three. *pouts*
Looks like somebody needs a hug!

*runs to basement door and trips down the stairs before finding the light switch and proceeds to search for a black cat that isn't there*

HWORPH!

I'd feel like Burgess Meredith in the Twilight Zone episode "Time Enough at Last"...AND NOBODY WOULD GET THE REFERENCE! BWARGH!

*hides in furnace, realizes that's a bad idea, hides in dryer*

Spot on, NNT.

I get the reference, although I didn't realize it was the same guy that played the trainer in Rocky.

Depends on what she was smacking you with.:DHer essence. Seriously, first time in a while i remember distinctly where i was actually smelling someone thoroughly in a dream. Lucidly.

:p
I should do as the nightmare suggest. Straughn's about to lose his back because of me....while perhaps gaining the beast with a billion backs...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1054485/

straughn's worst nightmare:

he wakes up to find that he is the tumor in jhahanam's brain.

So now my head's attached to New Manvir's body? :eek:

cool, we're roommates.

I get the reference, although I didn't realize it was the same guy that played the trainer in Rocky.

And The Penguin in the original Batman TV series. The man was the consummate character actor for many decades. Plus, he was featured in the best out-takes from any movie ever in Grumpy Old Men.

Too many people have picked LG's nightmare as a world without mud, tacos or some such other deprivation. That's just not a nightmare. No.

LG's nightmare would be a world where mud is aplenty, tacos practically rain from the sky and clowns are adored. But he doesn't like any of it. He's a neatfreak who thinks tacos are unhealthy finds clowns unfunny, and works in the cold gray world of tax accountancy where facts and figures are his passion. THAT, would be LG's nightmare.

Lunatic Goofballs' worst nightmare. To become permanently serious.

Smunkee's worst nightmare. To find her neighbors from her old neighborhood have moved in next door.

Ruffy's worst nightmare. He grows up.

All true.

Sweet no one has done me yet :D


I would say the mod's waking up to all of us at their doorsteps, trying to make them fix our problems.

straughn's worst nightmare:

he wakes up to find that he is the tumor in jhahanam's brain.
It would make as much sense as possible, you know.
Come to think of it, that would also explain last night's dream (as mentioned on that particular thread)

Oh! I know my nightmare....no more straughn in my life! :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

Oh! I know my nightmare....no more straughn in my life! :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(
Whoa .... suddenly i feel akin to that Darth Cheney pic i put up earlier. :eek:

Whoa .... suddenly i feel akin to that Darth Cheney pic i put up earlier. :eek:

My undying love for you makes you feel like an evil sith vice president? Geez, rip my heart out...(Darth Cheney could probably make use out of it)

My undying love for you makes you feel like an evil sith vice president? Geez, rip my heart out...(Darth Cheney could probably make use out of it)

Not as much as it is i'm likely to need some kind of artificial respiration device to keep me alive longer than Jhahannam would have it, to keep up with your love!

Sweet no one has done me yet :D


I would say the mod's waking up to all of us at their doorsteps, trying to make them fix our problems.

At the start:
"Hey mods, there is this kid at school, and hes always mean to me. Yesterday he told me that my religion is a lie and that I am an idiot for believing it. He flamed me real bad, could you please deat him?"

Then...
"Hey Mods, I have this problem. You see, whenever I orgasm I feel real guilty after like! Can you please help? it's starting to drive me crazy."

And finally...
"Hey Mods, I am 37, have no life ambition and have been fired from three jobs in the past month. I also can't control my bowels, and have several fetishes that are not discussed in polite company. Mind if I crash here for a few nights?"

And finally...
"Hey Mods, I am 37, have no life ambition and have been fired from three jobs in the past month. I also can't control my bowels, and have several fetishes that are not discussed in polite company. Mind if I crash here for a few nights?"
Is it lonely in your ivory tower? *sobs*

The Blessed Chris would wake up and find himself in Snoop Dogg's body?

...while perhaps gaining the beast with a billion backs...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1054485/

:eek:
Where's that undying love you professed to me while traveling with Jhahanamm throughout the brothels of Thailand!!

*runs away, crying*

:eek:
Where's that undying love you professed to me while traveling with Jhahanamm throughout the brothels of Thailand!!

*runs away, crying*

Forget him, babe. I'll take you to Monte Carlo, whadda ya say?;)

:eek:
Where's that undying love you professed to me while traveling with Jhahanamm throughout the brothels of Thailand!!

*runs away, crying*
I never abandoned it! I simply was pointing out that in order to keep up with Zilam, i'd essentially end up like the pic.
Besides, my love is undead anyway.