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Men: What's hotter, looking at a naked womyn (or man), or watching a womyn (or man) in sexy tiem action?
Womyn: Saem que.

What is "tiem"?

What is "tiem"?

lol u no, tiem, liek on a clok

A bit of both.

I just read the articles.

I just read the articles.

Bahahahahaaaa.

I never found looking at naked people the least bit sexy.

Even action is hotter if some items of clothes are left on... and I'm NOT talking about socks, guys.

The naked body in just its nakedness is desexualised for me in that respect. It's partly cultural, partly a survival mechanism in my occupation.

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m235/woodywood_1075/Moving%20Pictures/SexyPartyDance.gif

So, sexy party action it has to be, then.

I just read the articles.

About the womyns being turned on by monkey sex?

Edit: Ohhh...

I never found looking at naked people the least bit sexy.

Even action is hotter if some items of clothes are left on... and I'm NOT talking about socks, guys.

Ohhh the dreaded 'sock-gap'. Once you start, you can't stop to take off the sockies! Not very slick is it?

''S'cuse me for a second, my feet are quite warm and i don't know if you noticed but i'm compltely naked except for this small patch of white cotton surrounding my foot area. I can keep them on if you like?''

The naked body in just its nakedness is desexualised for me in that respect. It's partly cultural, partly a survival mechanism in my occupation.

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m235/woodywood_1075/Moving%20Pictures/SexyPartyDance.gif

So, sexy party action it has to be, then.

In your occupation?

Hot pants and scuba gear.
oh, baby oh,baby.

I guess it depends on who it is though doesnt it?

I mean, usually i wouldnt get turned on by looking at 'the act of...' the naked form wouldnt do too much for me.

But as it is, if someone like, say, Gerard Butler was standing naked in my bedroom. Lets just say I wouldnt ignore it.

In your occupation?

I am a doctor. (Hihi - I have to get used to saying that!)

But as it is, if someone like, say, Gerard Butler was standing naked in my bedroom. Lets just say I wouldnt ignore it.

Ah, but that's different. Gerard Butler oozes sex, so everything he does is sexy (except for his filthy smoking habit - that kills my erection quicker than Rosie O'Donnell). Oh, I'd ride that all night!

I am a doctor. (Hihi - I have to get used to saying that!)



Ah, but that's different. Gerard Butler oozes sex, so everything he does is sexy (except for his filthy smoking habit - that kills my erection quicker than Rosie O'Donnell). Oh, I'd ride that all night!

HahA...Welll Hellloooo Drrrrr!!!! mmmm.

Well, yes that is different. Gerard Butler is possibly the finest piece of ass a girl has laid eyes on, i'd tap that thi.....oh sorry. Carried away.

I am a doctor. (Hihi - I have to get used to saying that!)


Let me reiterate your sig - God, you're such a fag.May I have an audio sample of that?

Let me reiterate your sig - God, you're such a fag.May I have an audio sample of that?

You know you loves it. Here, take it like a woman, bitch! (http://media.putfile.com/Hihi-14)

You know you loves it. Here, take it like a woman, bitch! (http://media.putfile.com/Hihi-14)

Where are you from? I cant pick the accent? Maybe its because youre off your tits?...

:D

Ohhh the dreaded 'sock-gap'. Once you start, you can't stop to take off the sockies! Not very slick is it?

''S'cuse me for a second, my feet are quite warm and i don't know if you noticed but i'm compltely naked except for this small patch of white cotton surrounding my foot area. I can keep them on if you like?''

This is relevant to my musical interests:

"It's business.
It's business time.
You know when I'm down to just my socks it's time for business that's why they're called business socks."

Flight of the Conchords - "Business Time"

This is relevant to my musical interests:

"It's business.
It's business time.
You know when I'm down to just my socks it's time for business that's why they're called business socks."

Flight of the Conchords - "Business Time"

Oh! Flight of the Conchords are great!! That reminds me, i missed it on Sunday night! Damn!

Stupid New Zealanders,...think they are funnier then us Aussies! I'll show them!! :upyours:

Where are you from? I cant pick the accent? Maybe its because youre off your tits?...

:D

Perhaps a few too many sangrias and a bit too much Ben & Jerry's (shut my face, there is no such thing!!!)... but I have a location field like everyone else

<-- over here somewhere.

Perhaps a few too many sangrias and a bit too much Ben & Jerry's (shut my face, there is no such thing!!!)... but I have a location field like everyone else

<-- over here somewhere.

Oh yes, what an idiot!

Sweden! Thats the first time i've ever heard a sweedish accent. Thats why i couldnt pick it!!

So a Dr from Sweden who like Gerard Butler. Sounds like my type of guy.

but I have a location field like everyone else

<-- over here somewhere.

I dont have a location field!! or any of that other stuff! Why not? *pulls childish grumpy face*

You know you loves it. Here, take it like a woman, bitch! (http://media.putfile.com/Hihi-14)

Thanks, honey. You know I love you, and I've done this before, but may I please ask you once again to marry me?

P.S. As far as watching my little **** goes: My dearest sent me a book called "Yoga für Kühe", and one of the exercises / positions is called "Den Euter betrachten", and I think it's hilarious. It comes with little drawn figures of yoga-ing cows and and pin-on-the-wall exercise poster, too. *nods*

You know you loves it. Here, take it like a woman, bitch! (http://media.putfile.com/Hihi-14)

I love your accent!:D

So a Dr from Sweden who like Gerard Butler. Sounds like my type of guy.

...but probably not.

...but probably not.

Ha Ha. But probably not...

Maybe i'll just settle for Gerard then.

And your name does remind me or Ring Tone.

(p.s this has nothing to do with the current thread, but i didnt want to start a new post etc as its only one question)

All of you guys have proper names that you have chosen..but mine is still the name of my Nation. How do i change that? Or are all of yours names of your nations too?

And how do you get the 'spamqueen', 'spam king' etc?

I dont have a location field!! or any of that other stuff! Why not? *pulls childish grumpy face*

You have to set it in your "User CP" below the NationStates banner above.

Thanks, honey. You know I love you, and I've done this before, but may I please ask you once again to marry me?

And yet once more I must decline since we can't get married. Come autumn, I'll have a new excuse for you.

P.S. As far as watching my little **** goes: My dearest sent me a book called "Yoga für Kühe", and one of the exercises / positions is called "Den Euter betrachten", and I think it's hilarious. It comes with little drawn figures of yoga-ing cows and and pin-on-the-wall exercise poster, too. *nods*

Hilarious!

I love your accent!:D

That seems to be the vast international consensus.

(p.s this has nothing to do with the current thread, but i didnt want to start a new post etc as its only one question)

All of you guys have proper names that you have chosen..but mine is still the name of my Nation. How do i change that? Or are all of yours names of your nations too?

And how do you get the 'spamqueen', 'spam king' etc?

All of ours are also the names of our nations.

The titles are automatically generated by Jolt after you rack up a certain number of posts.

All of you guys have proper names that you have chosen..but mine is still the name of my Nation. How do i change that? Or are all of yours names of your nations too?

And how do you get the 'spamqueen', 'spam king' etc?

All names are nation names; you don't get to choose forum names. Clicking on the name next to a post will offer you the option to view that poster's nation page, if you are interested in such things. Most of us have lost interest in their nations, however, and only use the fora these days.

These titles get assigned to you automatically by the fora according to your postcount.

All names are nation names; you don't get to choose forum names. Clicking on the name next to a post will offer you the option to view that poster's nation page, if you are interested in such things. Most of us have lost interest in their nations, however, and only use the fora these days.

These titles get assigned to you automatically by the fora according to your postcount.

Ahhh, i see! Thanks.

I fixed the time on my UserCp. Now i'm not so confused.

It looks like no one likes looking at the nekkid men

And yet once more I must decline since we can't get married. Come autumn, I'll have a new excuse for you.
You mean just because you finally get to legally marry some shabby member of your own sex you deny me my inherent right to marry the holder of your gloriously awesome voice? For shame.



Hilarious!
I couldn't find a pic of the Euter one yet, but have a sample here (http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51h8tlCFjlL._SS500_.jpg).

ETA: There's an audiobook version of it! Can't believe it. Here's the instructions (together with "relaxing yoga music") for the "Das Euter betrachten": http://real1.phononet.de:8080/ramgen/indigo/d3/478/185/ECLOPZRWKMAOGEPCRHWLAKOPXGHR.rm

(If that link doesn't work: Here (http://www.indigo.de/unser_programm/titel/90821/)'s the original website; it's #11 in the list.)

You mean just because you finally get to legally marry some shabby member of your own sex you deny me my inherent right to marry the holder of your gloriously awesome voice? For shame.



I couldn't find a pic of the Euter one yet, but have a sample here (http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51h8tlCFjlL._SS500_.jpg).

Ahhhhhhh So, Fass likes boys. Thats why he said he would ride Gerard Butler!! I get it now! What a silly billy i have been. I just thought he had good taste in men. Well he does.

Very good taste.

Very, Very good taste.

Why are all the good ones gay or taken?

I am a doctor. (Hihi - I have to get used to saying that!)



Ah, but that's different. Gerard Butler oozes sex, so everything he does is sexy (except for his filthy smoking habit - that kills my erection quicker than Rosie O'Donnell). Oh, I'd ride that all night!

lol

It looks like no one likes looking at the nekkid men

your argument is flawed by assuming only women like looking at naked men.

your argument is flawed by assuming only women like looking at naked men.

It looks like womyn don't like nekkid men.

You mean just because you finally get to legally marry some shabby member of your own sex you deny me my inherent right to marry the holder of your gloriously awesome voice? For shame.

Don't blame me, blame progress.

I couldn't find a pic of the Euter one yet, but have a sample here (http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51h8tlCFjlL._SS500_.jpg).

ETA: There's an audiobook version of it! Can't believe it. Here's the instructions (together with "relaxing yoga music") for the "Das Euter betrachten": http://real1.phononet.de:8080/ramgen/indigo/d3/478/185/ECLOPZRWKMAOGEPCRHWLAKOPXGHR.rm

(If that link doesn't work: Here (http://www.indigo.de/unser_programm/titel/90821/)'s the original website; it's #11 in the list.)

*dies of cuteness*

Don't blame me, blame progress.
*blames progress*

I don't feel any better now, doctor. Is there anything else I can try?

*dies of cuteness*

No need to get drastic now. You want the poster?

*blames progress*

I don't feel any better now, doctor. Is there anything else I can try?

You could try laying off the cock. It's made you so straight.

No need to get drastic now. You want the poster?

No, that's OK. I have too much kitchy crap on my walls as is.

You could try laying of the cock. It's made you so straight.
"Laying of the cock"? That sounds like a terribly amusing cow-yoga position, much like the aforementioned "Contemplation of the udder". I presume it's something like a crotch-down push-up position, with careful alignment of the cock with the tile cracks on the floor?

ETA: Hah! Beat your edit by seconds.

No, that's OK. I have too much kitchy crap on my walls as is.

Oh, dear. I believe I've seen a pic of your fridge once, that was quite enough crap, yes. Not kitchy, though. I demand pictural proof of that assertion.

"Laying of the cock"? That sounds like a terribly amusing cow-yoga position, much like the aforementioned "Contemplation of the udder". I presume it's something like a crotch-down push-up position, with careful alignment of the cock with the tile cracks on the floor?

ETA: Hah! Beat your edit by seconds.

I edited before I saw your post, so "hah!" back at you.

Oh, dear. I believe I've seen a pic of your fridge once, that was quite enough crap, yes. Not kitchy, though. I demand pictural proof of that assertion.

You are in no position to make demands.

I edited before I saw your post, so "hah!" back at you.
My edit was much fancier than yours, so hah!

You are in no position to make demands.

Because I don't camwhore our kitchen? Look here, I promise to make thorough photographic assessment of my new apartment available to you once I move in there, and I get to see pics of your kitsch now?

You know you loves it. Here, take it like a woman, bitch! (http://media.putfile.com/Hihi-14)

Adorable!

Ahhhhhhh So, Fass likes boys. Thats why he said he would ride Gerard Butler!! I get it now! What a silly billy i have been. I just thought he had good taste in men. Well he does.

Very good taste.

Very, Very good taste.

Why are all the good ones gay or taken?

We aren't.

We might be too old for you, though. *sigh*

It looks like no one likes looking at the nekkid men

Except for certain other men...

My edit was much fancier than yours, so hah!

There's still some small remnant of a dyke in you. Gives me hope.

Because I don't camwhore our kitchen? Look here, I promise to make thorough photographic assessment of my new apartment available to you once I move in there, and I get to see pics of your kitsch now?

No. Camwhore days of apartment are over. I hate it. I am so eager to move. Stockholm is my goal.

Adorable!

Of course I am. I am fucking sweet.

I am a doctor. (Hihi - I have to get used to saying that!)

Finally!!



:p :fluffle: Congrats ;)

No. Camwhore days of apartment are over. I hate it. I am so eager to move. Stockholm is my goal.

Tell me all about it! The only thing I wonder is what's first, me stabbing my flatmate, or me moving out peacefully. It's only 1.5 months away, so place your bets now..

Original question: I think it needs a combination... not jumping straight into the action. Really need a bit of nekkidity, befor sexy. build the tension :)


Why are all the good ones gay or taken?

Don't blame us(the good straight ones) ... We try to find girls, but they are all busy fawning over the jerks...

Yes.. that does annoy me how 10% of the males seem to be able to get anygirl they want because they talk smoothly <_< Then the girls come and tell us 'nice guys' about how men suck, while we try and work up the courage to ask you out...

*goes on destructive rampage*

Tell me all about it! The only thing I wonder is what's first, me stabbing my flatmate, or me moving out peacefully. It's only 1.5 months away, so place your bets now..

Gambling is so gauche.

Original question: I think it needs a combination... not jumping straight into the action. Really need a bit of nekkidity, befor sexy. build the tension :)



Don't blame us(the good straight ones) ... We try to find girls, but they are all busy fawning over the jerks...

Yes.. that does annoy me how 10% of the males seem to be able to get anygirl they want because they talk smoothly <_< Then the girls come and tell us 'nice guys' about how men suck, while we try and work up the courage to ask you out...

*goes on destructive rampage*

Lapse...i thought you were a girl. Doesnt it say 'SpamQUEEN Advisor?

Lapse...i thought you were a girl. Doesnt it say 'SpamQUEEN Advisor?

As has been pointed out to you before, we do not choose the forum titles ourselves. They are beyond our control.

Lapse...i thought you were a girl. Doesnt it say 'SpamQUEEN Advisor?

These are merely ranks or silly titles you get from post count. I´m a Possible SOF Spammer, and I have no friggin´ idea what the SOF stands for.:p

Lapse...i thought you were a girl. Doesnt it say 'SpamQUEEN Advisor?

:eek:
Male...

*checks*

Yes, definatly male :)

i dunno

lol u no, tiem, liek on a clok
U r baboon?