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Penis Qigong

Vault 10
11-06-2008, 19:23
This isn't some joke, rather one of less publicized Chinese martial art related schools.
I've heard of penis Qigong before, but read into it only recently. It seems pretty amazing, for instance look at this:
http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/magazine/article.php?article=315
(no obscene content here)

I don't want it for "enlargement", but more for general health effects, on kidneys and other organs, for strengthening and longevity. As for general relation to oriental martial arts, I've got some practice, long but not intense, in Nan-Quan and of course Karate; through the course of that got to basically just tap into general Qigong. Of course I'd be also going into general Qigong, not just the subject.

So I was wondering, anyone here who practices it, or at least tried it, or at least knows people who did? What would be your opinion on this, how hard it is to do with self-learning, and how good is the affect for a normal person?
Brutland and Norden
11-06-2008, 19:25
:eek: I am shocked. :eek:
Conserative Morality
11-06-2008, 19:25
Massive lols!
Curious Inquiry
11-06-2008, 19:31
Iron Penis Not for Men Only! Girls Like It Too
Sans doubt :eek:
Neesika
11-06-2008, 19:32
That is cringe-worthy, and I don't even have a penis.
Neesika
11-06-2008, 19:43
That is cringe-worthy, and I don't even have a penis.

although if someone wants to let me borrow theirs...
1010102
11-06-2008, 19:48
Just reading that makes my penis hurt...
Curious Inquiry
11-06-2008, 20:24
although if someone wants to let me borrow theirs...
Is that why you seem to be following me around today?
Neesika
11-06-2008, 20:26
Is that why you seem to be following me around today?

you got a loaner for me?

Also, I don't even know who you are.
Curious Inquiry
11-06-2008, 21:24
you got a loaner for me?

Also, I don't even know who you are.

:eek: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4)
But maybe it should be in the Sense of Humour thread?

edit to add: the smiley is a clicky-linky thingie
Vault 10
11-06-2008, 21:28
Post spam, maybe. But not Penis Qigong.

Yes, it's funny at first, but then think of it... You can maintain an ironhard erection well into your 60s, without any drugs, with only benefit for your health. And then it just has to affect longevity, by telling the body it's still working, it's still needed.
Not to mention sex life. While others' manhoods will only degrade in time, your cock will get stronger with each year.

Quite, quite attractive.
HC Eredivisie
12-06-2008, 13:28
Penis qigong uses a variety of special exercises, including massage, slapping, pulling and hitting it with a toolSure, 'massage, slapping and pulling':p
Rambhutan
12-06-2008, 13:32
Crouching Tiger, Spanking Monkey
Plum Duffs
12-06-2008, 13:47
Hitting it with a tool? Come on, seriously. Who in their right mind would do that?

"Hun!? Hun Where are you?'

"Im in the garage!"

"What are you doing in there?"

"Hitting my penis with a spanner."

"Oh ok, because dinner is ready."