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Barack Obama will be holding a town-hall meeting in my area on Thursday, and I plan to attend.

If I should get the opportunity, are there any specific questions that NSG would like me to ask of him?

*I figured this might belong in the election sticky, but I didn't want it to get buried*

JANAP-15.

:confused:

How he feels about having independents in his cabinet, and who he might be considering.

*added to short-list*

See if he feels like swinging by Alaska sometime. :)

Eh...probably not. :p

Of course, lots more, but you won't have time for 'em in all likelihood.

Indeed...hence the short-list. Gotta narrow it down to just one!

EDIT: Gotta love them warps!

JANAP-15.

How he feels about having independents in his cabinet, and who he might be considering.
See if he feels like swinging by Alaska sometime. :)

Of course, lots more, but you won't have time for 'em in all likelihood.

Ask him how his Islamo-fascist up bringing will influence his presidency, if he were to be elected.

Barack Obama will be holding a town-hall meeting in my area on Thursday, and I plan to attend.

If I should get the opportunity, are there any specific questions that NSG would like me to ask of him?

*I figured this might belong in the election sticky, but I didn't want it to get buried*

If I were not ceasing to exist soon, I would actually vote for Obama (actually true).

However, had I the wherewithal to attend, I would choose my questions from the following:

Does it, indeed, "damn feel good to be a gangster"?

Have you ever purchased anything on the half black market?

I am a lazy American. May I have the right to put my state on CPT?

I am not white. Will your white half discriminate against me?

Being half white and half black, will you introduce an initiative to develop a hyrbid car? Half Cadillac, half Volvo?

Will you solve the North Korean dilemma by "manning up on that mark ass trick"?

Once the Executive Branch goes black, will it, in fact, never go back?

Thank you for your time.

If I were not ceasing to exist soon, I would actually vote for Obama (actually true).

However, had I the wherewithal to attend, I would choose my questions from the following:

Does it, indeed, "damn feel good to be a gangster"?

Have you ever purchased anything on the half black market?

I am a lazy American. May I have the right to put my state on CPT?

I am not white. Will your white half discriminate against me?

Being half white and half black, will you introduce an initiative to develop a hyrbid car? Half Cadillac, half Volvo?

Will you solve the North Korean dilemma by "manning up on that mark ass trick"?

Once the Executive Branch goes black, will it, in fact, never go back?

Thank you for your time.*FLORT*
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:confused: Worth punching up.
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EDIT: Gotta love them warps!
Oh yeah i do. :)

Ask him how his Islamo-fascist up bringing will influence his presidency, if he were to be elected.

He isn't Islamo-fascist, that's a misprint. He's a Lame-o-fascist.

When he takes power, we will all drive lime green late 1980's Honda's with a giant aluminum wing mounted on the trunk, and the Kanji symbol for "plywood".

We will all talk loudly on our cell phones in movies, and pee on the seat in public toilets. Even the women.

We will be selfish lovers, going right to sleep after we get the big O, even if our partner is still in a holding pattern. Even the women.

Its a brave new world.

Join the resistance.

our partner is still in a holding pattern. Even the women.
...better not let WYTYG hear you say that.

...better not let WYTYG hear you say that.

Okay, dammit, you know that my progressive degenerative dementia has eroded my ability to remember anything!

Who the fuck is WYTYG?

Okay, dammit, you know that my progressive degenerative dementia has eroded my ability to remember anything!

Who the fuck is WYTYG?You'll see. Faith will see us through this one. *nods*

You'll see. Faith will see us through this one. *nods*

Faith? That plump little blonde we met at Sheri's Ranch in Pahrump, Nevada?

They only thing she saw us through were the eyeholes of a leather domino mask and a coiled up vinyl dogwhip.

Christ, I can't believe we put that on a credit card...

Ask him:
1. If Nuclear war were to be declared on your first day of rule, what would you have for dinner that night?
2. What is your stance on mexican immigrants?
3. What is your opinion on the current treatment methods for [some really obscure disease] within [a 3rd world country]?
4. Do you know what [obscure disease] is?
5. Can you place [3rd world country from previous question] on a map?
6. Can I bum a smoke off ya?
7. If you were to declare war on any one country, who would it be?
8. How much can we expect a stairway to heaven to cost under your regime?
9. Does running for President help pick up chicks in a bar?
10. Do you plan to paint the whitehouse?

At the very least it will test his ability to think on his feet :)

If I should get the opportunity, are there any specific questions that NSG would like me to ask of him?

Why does he claim to support universal health care when in fact he doesn't.

'Affordable' maybe affordable to some and not to others.

6. Can I bum a fag off ya?

Fixed.

1) How will having been a TCK (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_Culture_Kids) effect your foreign policy?

2) Which do you think is the more important presidential role - domestic or foreign policy?

3) Diamonds or pearls?

Barack Obama will be holding a town-hall meeting in my area on Thursday, and I plan to attend.

If I should get the opportunity, are there any specific questions that NSG would like me to ask of him?

How about: "Does it make you feel insignificant when online forums only allow one thread about you at a time?"

I'd better get in with my serious question, even though I'm not feeling very serious.

"Should the Americas look forward to one day having open borders like the E.U?"