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Then how do you explain Adam and Eve?

Adam and Eve is nothing more then a myth, it should probably not even taken literally, it's a story. So what are you actually asking here?

Adam and Eve is nothing more then a myth, it should probably not even taken literally, it's a story. So what are you actually asking here?

He's satirizing. It's not a serious question.

*Thwaps Great Dawn*

He's satirizing. It's not a serious question.

*Thwaps Great Dawn*
I feel ashamed *slaps himselfs*

I feel ashamed *slaps himselfs*

There are more than one of you?

A myth (check Summerian myths), burrowed from other ancient cultures. As usual, that's what Christianity is, a burrowing from a burrowing from a burrowing.

I think you mean "borrowed."

*Thwaps Nanatsu*

Then how do you explain Adam and Eve?

A myth (check Summerian myths), burrowed from other ancient cultures. As usual, that's what Christianity is, a burrowing from a burrowing from a burrowing.

There are more than one of you?
Since when can someone not slap him/herself? *slaps Rambhutan* Or other people :D

No no no...

Christianity is a bad translation from jewish mythology wich in turns is a lame burrowing of burrowing of burrowing from the myths of a bunch of ignorant primitives.

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No no no...

Christianity is a bad translation from jewish mythology wich in turns is a lame burrowing of burrowing of burrowing from the myths of a bunch of ignorant primitives.

:mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5:

Including, among those "ignorant primitives", the Aztecs and the Maya.:rolleyes:

For Heaven's Sake, could you be a little bit more respectful?;)

I think you mean "borrowed."

*Thwaps Nanatsu*

:eek:
Grammar horror!!

HOW CAN YOU CALL THE MAYANS IGNORANTS!!!!
They were the most enlighten alien-human cross of the world!!!

When 2012 arrives and the world ends youll regret those words!!!!


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*Shoots at Nanatsu to end her blasphemous existance*

HOW CAN YOU CALL THE MAYANS IGNORANTS!!!!
They were the most enlighten alien-human cross of the world!!!

When 2012 arrives and the world ends youll regret those words!!!!


:mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5:

*Shoots at Nanatsu to end her blasphemous existance*

Oh, right right. They were so enlightened that they thought we Spaniards were gods. Yeah... *smacks forehead* I must have missed that among all the tangled riff-raff of Mayan and Aztec apocalypse. Silly Spaniard me.:rolleyes:

Since when can someone not slap him/herself? *slaps Rambhutan* Or other people :D

Well 'himselfs' implied a plural, albeit a strange one...

Well 'himselfs' implied a plural, albeit a strange one...
It was between *, wich implies that the person who placed that talks about himself in 3th person.

The Mayans didnt believed Spaniards to be gods... Mayan civilization had dissapeared before spaniards arrived (ie. they left to the back to the space).

the aztec ignorant masses seem to believe that Cortez was the returning demi-god Quetzalcoatl... something like the second coming. But most Aztec elites didnt believed that.

It was between *, wich implies that the person who placed that talks about himself in 3th person.

*Rambhutan talks to himself about grammar*

Then how do you explain Adam and Eve?

Adam and Eve - like people have previously said..were and are a myth.
As i am atheist, god is a myth, noah and his ark is a myth, the guy who made the ocean part is a myth. To ask a non believer about something they dont believe in, surely they are not going to answer it with a logical answer?
Well, i cant speak for others but thats just me.

Stories, thats all they are to me.

Then how do you explain Adam and Eve?

Ice cream has no bones.

Then how do you explain Adam and Eve?

i think they are jack and kate - we already know that time is fucked up on the island, and that people get 'unstuck' around it.

Ice cream has no bones.

oh my lack of personal god!!!

thats deep.

You knew also that crabs are also called decapods.

Decapod means 10 legs.

*nods*

I don't think you quite got what I was going for. You could probably find it if you searched google for "ice cream has no bones" or "how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house."

*Rambhutan talks to himself about grammar*
You have masterd the art of talking in 3th person well young grasshopper. *bows and gives Rambhutan the Black 3th Person Belt*

I don't think you quite got what I was going for. You could probably find it if you searched google for "ice cream has no bones" or "how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house."

*nods*

The crab's teeth are in their stomachs

This entire debate is stupid. Its stupid ridicule people for having faith. Its stupid to ridicule those that don't. Besides science is going prove everyone wrong...even those who think they follow it closely.

But crabs DO have their teeth in their stomachs

*nods*

The Mayans didnt believed Spaniards to be gods... Mayan civilization had dissapeared before spaniards arrived (ie. they left to the back to the space).

the aztec ignorant masses seem to believe that Cortez was the returning demi-god Quetzalcoatl... something like the second coming. But most Aztec elites didnt believed that.

I believe the sentiment among the Aztecs was: Probably not. But why take chances?

Also, if the masses believed it, the leaders had to at least pretend to, otherwise the masses would get pissed at them.

I believe the sentiment among the Aztecs was: Probably not. But why take chances?


That Pascal's wager will get you every time.

i think they are jack and kate - we already know that time is fucked up on the island, and that people get 'unstuck' around it.

You win. :)

Thats correct...

Moctezuma didnt believed the spaniards were gods, but he didnt wanted to take chances. The people seemed to believe it... but that stoped after the *gods* started desacrating their temples. After the Sad Night, there were no aztecs who believed in the divinity of the spaniards.

Then how do you explain Adam and Eve?

Bitch was hungry, homeboy wanted some play. That ain't going to fly in the Garden.

i think they are jack and kate - we already know that time is fucked up on the island, and that people get 'unstuck' around it.

Surely you mean Sawyer and Kate, right? Right?

Surely you mean Sawyer and Kate, right? Right?

Actually, Adam is a polar bear and Eve is an epileptic tree.

Then how do you explain Adam and Eve?

Adam and Eve is a lie or a myth. Depends how cynical you want to be.

AMK
xxx

Surely you mean Sawyer and Kate, right? Right?

Ha Ha. Surely it must be Sawyer. He is a much better fit for Kate. That and heis a hot piece of ass.

Ha Ha. Surely it must be Sawyer. He is a much better fit for Kate. That and heis a hot piece of ass.

No, no, Jack and Kate. Sawyer can't end up with Kate because he should be having lots of sex with me instead because he wants to stay put and Kate is bad at staying put. ;)

Then how do you explain Adam and Eve?

If JHWH is a myth, then everything in the Bible is also a myth.
Btw, if Zeus is a myth, then how do you explain the lightning, which is actually more concrete than Adam and Eve? We have direct experience of lightning, we have only non-failproof documents about Adam and Eve, unless to take faith as proof ;)

Also, if you read the Genesis, the part about Cain being branded as killer and going away to merge with the people of the land of Nod evidences some internal contradictions...

No, no, Jack and Kate. Sawyer can't end up with Kate because he should be having lots of sex with me instead because he wants to stay put and Kate is bad at staying put. ;)

havcent you been watching it? Didnt you see the last few episodes?

Jack hasnt spoken to Kate ina long time - he has gone Loopy! Sawyer has been having secret rendevouz with her.

They arent even on the island any more.

Im all for Sawyer. He looks like a much better kisser. ;)

No, no, Jack and Kate. Sawyer can't end up with Kate because he wants to stay put and Kate is bad at staying put. ;)
But Jack is sooooooooo boring and sanctimonious!
Also, that is such a Lost-ish "psychological explanation". :p

because he should be having lots of sex with me insteadNicely done! :p

Then how do you explain Adam and Eve?

I blame the drugs.

Then how do you explain Adam and Eve?

A creation myth much like Gaea and Uranus? Atum and Kepri? Apsu and Tiamat?

Surely you mean Sawyer and Kate, right? Right?

but jack (presumably) still has the white and black stones that he grabbed off the bodies. so jack is in whether kate is or not.

oh my lack of personal god!!!

thats deep.

You knew also that crabs are also called decapods.

Decapod means 10 legs.

*nods*

Are you forgetting their palps? ;)

Thats correct...

Moctezuma didnt believed the spaniards were gods, but he didnt wanted to take chances. The people seemed to believe it... but that stoped after the *gods* started desacrating their temples. After the Sad Night, there were no aztecs who believed in the divinity of the spaniards.

But Montezuma has forever since had his revenge...

I read the question, started to bang my head on the keyboard, then realized who the OP was. *sigh*

(ie. they left to the back to the space)

Is that something like Dick to the Dawk to the PhD?

Oh, right right. They were so enlightened that they thought we Spaniards were gods.

You mean you Spaniards aren't gods? :eek:
*tears apart shrine in frustrated anguish*

but jack (presumably) still has the white and black stones that he grabbed off the bodies. so jack is in whether kate is or not.
Gaaaah, those stupid stones. They are my singular most forgotten and re-forgotten and re-re-forgotten fact about that show and that's saying something.

Now you reminded me.

Hrmph.

Then how do you explain Adam and Eve?

See, after Instrumentality occurred in 2014, two people emerged from the sea of LCL before anyone else...

You mean you Spaniards aren't gods? :eek:
*tears apart shrine in frustrated anguish*

Sorry to burst your bubble. I am a goddess though. Make me the shrine once again.:D

The Mayans didnt believed Spaniards to be gods... Mayan civilization had dissapeared before spaniards arrived (ie. they left to the back to the space).

the aztec ignorant masses seem to believe that Cortez was the returning demi-god Quetzalcoatl... something like the second coming. But most Aztec elites didnt believed that.

Meh, my ancestors were dicks. Even I agree with that.:p

Is that something like Dick to the Dawk to the PhD?



You mean you Spaniards aren't gods? :eek:
*tears apart shrine in frustrated anguish*

Of course not. It's the Italians who are gods.

Of course not. It's the Italians who are gods.
The Dutch crushed them though, we are the new gods woohoo!!

Sorry to burst your bubble. I am a goddess though. Make me the shrine once again.:D

Of course not. It's the Italians who are gods.

*does not want to reconstruct shrine for fear of possible Italian wrath, opts to do nothing*

The Dutch crushed them though, we are the new gods woohoo!!

So are all the Dutch [wildcard] expressions a form of blasphemy? :eek:

The Dutch crushed them though, we are the new gods woohoo!!

Nevah!!!

Then how do you explain Adam and Eve?

All right, I admit it: we can't! Damn you and your logic! We would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you pesky Creationists...

*jumps into Mystery Machine and flees*

Then how do you explain Adam and Eve?

Ohh thats easy, its just slang. 'Would you Adam and eve it?':)

Then how do you explain Adam and Eve?

Even is really Steve in drag. The Forbidden Fruit made Adam straight. :D

Then how do you explain Dawkins?

Then how do you explain Dawkins?

Ohh thats also easy. He is a blashpemer!:eek:

Even is really Steve in drag. The Forbidden Fruit made Adam straight. :D

Tis possibly true, they didn't have children until after being expelled from the garden.

Then how do you explain Dawkins?

"Richard Dawkins" is an unfounded myth perpetuated by ignorant and angry atheists.
Look: Richard Dawkins (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Dawkins). Wikipedia has an article on him, and he is thus a liberal lie.

Adam and Eve were aliens that fled persecution, for their beliefs in a god, from a planet of advanced human beings that were religiously atheist.

They found the third rock from the sun in a solar system far away from their own and called it Earth.

One day, after having eaten from a specific tree there was an earthquake that destroyed the lush area they had settled, so they attributed it to the angry God they believed in and moved to a less lush area where they could take the punishment they thought they deserved.

From there they started their new religion and incestuous family.

Sorry to burst your bubble. I am a goddess though. Make me the shrine once again.:D

*Builds a shrine of pure gold to worship Nanatsu.... and prepares to sacrifice the first Christian that comes near it*

*Builds a shrine of pure gold to worship Nanatsu.... and prepares to sacrifice the first Christian that comes near it*

Awww, so sweet.:fluffle:

*Builds a shrine of pure gold to worship Nanatsu.... and prepares to sacrifice the first Christian that comes near it*

*approaches shrine*
*peels away gold foil, revealing shrine to be a cheap knock-off from Wal-Mart*

*approaches shrine*
*peels away gold foil, revealing shrine to be a cheap knock-off from Wal-Mart*

:eek:

It proves it...
God Is A Comedian!

*approaches shrine*
*peels away gold foil, revealing shrine to be a cheap knock-off from Wal-Mart*

*wastes no time to sacrifice New Malachite with a curved obsidian dagger on the Wal-mart cardbox altar, extracts his heart and offers it to godess Nanatsu*


http://www.wilsonsalmanac.com/images/aztec_sacrifice4.jpg

*wastes no time to sacrifice New Malachite with a curved dagger on the Wal-mart cardbox altar for godess Nanatsu*

You can kill me, but a thousand will take my place!
On the altar, I mean.

:eek:

It proves it...
God Is A Comedian!

*stares in disbelief and mounting horror at LG*

You can kill me, but a thousand will take my place!
On the altar, I mean.

I must haz heartzzzzz!! Moar!!!


*stares in disbelief and mounting horror at LG*

It is so... *nod*

I thought Eve was too busy trying to understand what Bob and Alice were saying to each other to have time for Adam.

I thought Eve was too busy trying to understand what Bob and Alice were saying to each other to have time for Adam.

Apparently we were all mistaken.

*Builds a shrine of pure gold to worship Nanatsu.... and prepares to sacrifice the first Christian that comes near it*

Do you really?

*prepares to smite*
*realizes she can resurrect, too....*

Do you really?

*prepares to smite*
*realizes she can resurrect, too....*

Santiago has incited the wrath of a Mod!:eek:

Do you really?

*prepares to smite*
*realizes she can resurrect, too....*

*Jumps on Katganistan with his obsidian dagger ready to pull her heart out of her chest* HIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

A myth (check Summerian myths), burrowed from other ancient cultures. As usual, that's what Christianity is, a burrowing from a burrowing from a burrowing.
A student once wrote a paper about a short story from Mexico that was all about a man and his burro, but everytime the student referred to the burro he spelled it "burrow". The English teacher got tired of crossing out "burrow" and writing "burro" in red ink, and wrote in the margin, "You literally don't know your ass from a hole in the ground!"

Then how do you explain Adam and Eve?

Adam is a line of adult products and eve is a douche.

How do you explain Alice in wonderland?

Wasnt there a movie called Adam and Eve... that might have been a porno, never mind.

Its porn ..yes I remember

adam and eve clearly evolved out of nothingness

Wasnt there a movie called Adam and Eve... that might have been a porno, never mind.

A student once wrote a paper about a short story from Mexico that was all about a man and his burro, but everytime the student referred to the burro he spelled it "burrow". The English teacher got tired of crossing out "burrow" and writing "burro" in red ink, and wrote in the margin, "You literally don't know your ass from a hole in the ground!"

Hopefully this^ is just a funny anecdote and not you correcting me in a nasty way. Is it?

Neo Bretonnia already had the courtesy of pointing that mistake out. But thank you, anyway.

Then how do you explain Adam and Eve?

They aren't real either.

Hopefully this^ is just a funny anecdote and not you correcting me in a nasty way. Is it?

Neo Bretonnia already had the courtesy of pointing that mistake out. But thank you, anyway.

And thwapped her for it, too.

Then how do you explain Adam and Eve?

They came from monkeys. Duh.

To Atheists: If God isn't real..

Then how do you explain Adam and Eve?
I don't see that it's up to us to have to explain it - burden of proof, and all that ;)

And thwapped her for it, too.

Yeah...
*rubs her head for that*
:p

And thwapped her for it, too.

You thwapped Goddess?:eek: You will burn in Hell for that!:p

You thwapped Goddess?:eek: You will burn in Hell for that!:p

I have a special place in my heretic harem for Neo B and he knows it. He can thwap me all he wants, as long as I don´t commit any more gramatic horrors.

Forbidden Fruit...the most desirable sales product since the teletubbies...if it was me id have marketed it a little better though...some prime time advertising inbetween the superbowl...maybe Eve in a bikini draped over a hothatch...

I have a special place in my heretic harem for Neo B and he knows it. He can thwap me all he wants, as long as I don´t commit any more gramatic horrors.

Thats heretic for the ortodox Nanatsumism that I represent on earth...

*Prepares a pyre for Neo Bretonnia*

I have a special place in my heretic harem for Neo B and he knows it. He can thwap me all he wants, as long as I don´t commit any more gramatic horrors.

Grammatical.

Bowchickabowow.

Grammatical.

Bowchickabowow.

Rhynoldo-kun, you know you have a place in the Goddess´s harem, grammar police wannabe or not, self-proclaimed God of Spam or not.;)

Those ¨lazy¨ references... awesome!;)

I have a special place in my heretic harem for Neo B and he knows it. He can thwap me all he wants, as long as I don´t commit any more gramatic horrors.

I have no right to complain about grammatical horrors. Way too guilty myself.:D

Oh and all heretics belong to me in the end anyway. *evil chuckle*

I have no right to complain about grammatical horrors. Way too guilty myself.:D

Oh and all heretics belong to me in the end anyway. *evil chuckle*

ALL heretics belong to goddess Nanatsu harem, so sayeth Nanatsu herself ... and you are about to join them...HERETIC!

*prepares BIG pyre for Big Jim*

ALL heretics belong to goddess Nanatsu harem, so sayeth Nanatsu herself ... and you are about to join them...HERETIC!

*prepares BIG pyre for Big Jim*

Damned by another religion! w00t! My day is complete.:D

Damned by another religion! w00t! My day is complete.:D

We Ortodox Nanatsumians dont only damn...we burn...now will you please stand in the pyre while I tie you to the stake?

We Ortodox Nanatsumians dont only damn...we burn...now will you please stand in the pyre while I tie you to the stake?

Gotta get used to the heat sometime. ;)

Anway, fire that mutha up, It's cold in here.:p

Gotta get used to the heat sometime. ;)

Anway, fire that mutha up, It's cold in here.:p

*Burns Big Jim alive... hoping goddess Nanatsu likes the smell of this new sacrifice* :D

*Burns Big Jim alive... hoping goddess Nanatsu likes the smell of this new sacrifice* :D

*dancing around in the flames, laughing maniacly*

What? You expected ME of all people to be miserable? For gods sake, I'm a Satanist!

*laughs even louder at his own wit*

We Ortodox Nanatsumians dont only damn...we burn...now will you please stand in the pyre while I tie you to the stake?

O.O
Oooh, BBQ.
*put on her PWNAGE bib, grabs a fork and sits*
I like my heretics well done.

*Pours BBQ sauce on Big Jim as described in Nanatsumian book of relevations and recipies. Rolls Big Jim so he gets cooked uniformly*

Would you like some spam with your BBQ?

*Pours BBQ sauce on Big Jim as described in Nanatsumian book of relevations and recipies. Rolls Big Jim so he gets cooked uniformly*

Squee!! Santiago is making me a Big Jim quesadilla!!! That´s the way I like it.

And let it be known I do not believe in martyrdom so, BJ, you´re burning in vain baby.:p Warm me up! Yeah, dance the DANCE MACABRE!!

Would you like some spam with your BBQ?

What spam? :cool:

Would you like some spam with your BBQ?

Sorry .... but the OP didnt had much meat, so I had to spice it up.

*Spices up Big Jim*

Of course not. It's the Italians who are gods.

Ah, you discovered us at last! I bet the Flying Spaghetti Monster was a dead giveaway.

Squee!! Santiago is making me a Big Jim quesadilla!!! That´s the way I like it.

And let it be known I do not believe in martyrdom so, BJ, you´re burning in vain baby.:p Warm me up! Yeah, dance the DANCE MACABRE!!

I'm not big on maryrdom either, and lets leave my dancing out of this. It even scares me.;)

What spam? :cool:

Well, Rhyno is a deity too. It´s the God of Spam. Ask nicely and it will show you wonderous spam.

It is rather glorious.

I'm not big on maryrdom either, and lets leave my dancing out of this. It even scares me.;)

You´re the epitome of the Dance Macabre. Keep dancing.:D

You´re the epitome of the Dance Macabre. Keep dancing.:D

Remember: tips are customary.:D

:mp5::mp5:It is... I haz seen it.:eek:


Spamming and trolling


I haz dem.

:mp5::mp5::mp5::mp5:

It is rather glorious.

It is... I haz seen it.:eek:

Remember: tips are customary.:D

Only if you lap dance on our goddesses lap.

Remember: tips are customary.:D

Well... what interests you as tip material?:D

Well... what interests you as tip material?:D

Definately something flame retardant. I got three more burnings at the stake scheduled for tonight. Being a Devil ain't easy y'know.;)

We can offer you tips in gold, frankincense and myrrh.

Ah, you discovered us at last! I bet the Flying Spaghetti Monster was a dead giveaway.

Repent, sinner, or when the End arrives your socks shall be left beneath.

Blessèd Be Her Holy Hooves

Definately something flame retardant. I got three more burnings at the stake scheduled for tonight. Being a Devil ain't easy y'know.;)

Hm... stuntman jackets could work for you. Also, we can always douse you with water pre-show. I want people to have some pop corn and soda pop before you start your performance...



NOTE: I think we highjacked this thread and we´re about to feel the wrath of teh Mods.

Hm... stuntman jackets could work for you. Also, we can always douse you with water pre-show. I want people to have some pop corn and soda pop before you start your performance...



NOTE: I think we highjacked this thread and we´re about to feel the wrath of teh Mods.

Yep, time for the "Angel of Light" disquise.:cool:

Edit: Too bad the NSG Temples are long gone.

:mp5::mp5:


Spamming and trolling


I haz dem.

:mp5::mp5::mp5::mp5:

But can you get away with hazzing dem?

The OP was pure trolling.

I mean... if god doesnt exists, explain adam and eve?

Does the guy that posted this even bothered to come back and answer?

Or explain what the heck he meant with this pseudo-questions...

Remember... crabs have their teeth on their stomachs.

Yep, time for the "Angel of Light" disquise.:cool:

Time for the Nanatsu becomes a Statue of Enlightment for her followers and leaves the thread.

Ta ta!!

The OP was pure trolling.

I mean... if god doesnt exists, explain adam and eve?

Does the guy that posted this even bothered to come back and answer?

Or explain what the heck he meant with this pseudo-questions...

Remember... crabs have their teeth on their stomachs.

Well, Ruffy was the author so...
*lulz hard*
This thread´s hilarious. Typical Ruffy.

The OP was pure trolling.

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Remember... crabs have their teeth on their stomachs.

I believe "crabs have their teeth on their stomachs" is an accurate description of the OP's intent.

I believe "crabs have their teeth on their stomachs" is an accurate description of the OP's intent.

I thought it was "spam it till it breaks" Hijacking is always fun too.

No one was taking the OP seriously... I mean.. how anyone could?

So i dont think it counts as full trolling...

BEsides its TRUE crabs have their teeth in their stomachs... search it!

I thought it was "spam it till it breaks" Hijacking is always fun too.

Perhaps the intentions could be combined?

"Crabs have their teeth on their stomachs: spam it till it breaks!"

Or the other way 'round, if you prefer.

are you fucking retarded, or just 13?

It is reasonable to assume Ruffy is neither, although these aspects have proven to not be entirely absent from this forum.

Then how do you explain Adam and Eve?

are you fucking retarded, or just 13?

Perhaps the intentions could be combined?

"Crabs have their teeth on their stomachs: spam it till it breaks!"

Or the other way 'round, if you prefer.

I have just noticed your signature....

Im not going to argue with you anymore... BLASPHEMER!!!

Crabs have their teeth IN their stomatchs!!!!

*Prepares pyre for NMS*

I have just noticed your signature....

Im not going to argue with you anymore... BLASPHEMER!!!

Crabs have their teeth IN their stomatchs!!!!

*Prepares pyre for NMS*

You can kill me, but history shall remember me as a martyr!
At least, I assume it will. Let me get back to you on that one.

You will be smitten, infidel!

In the good way, or the bad way?

Edit: Behold, Jolt favours me! Muhahahahaha!

You can kill me, but history shall remember me as a martyr!
At least, I assume it will. Let me get back to you on that one.

*Reads NMS´s sig and ponders*

You will be smitten, infidel!

You can kill me, but history shall remember me as a martyr!
At least, I assume it will. Let me get back to you on that one.

OK...sounds like a deal...

we kill you now...and we let history sort it out as it sees fit.

*Ties NMS to the stake and brings a torch to ignite the pyre. Also some secret revelation book BBQ sauce*

*Ties NMS to the stake and brings a torch to ignite the pyre. Also some secret revelation book BBQ sauce*

At least this mortal frame shall not be wasted!

Remember... crabs have their teeth on their stomachs.

Crabs have teeth on their stomachs? I never knew. Learn something new every day.

In the good way, or the bad way?

Well, for me to answer that you need to present to me your case. What is good and what is bad, according to New Malachite?

*sits down in her cheap throne*

Two Christian scientists (yes there are such things) who have been studying the bible and come to the conclusion that Eve may have been made from Adams "penis bone" (Ouch: Anyone want to put it into cruder terms?) They have decided his based on the assumption that men do NOT have an odd amount of ribs and that Humans are the only mammels which are lacking this "penis bone" (theres a technical term for it but i cannot remember)

P.S. I'm athesist but i just found this "scientific" discovery amazingly.... odd.

Well, for me to answer that you need to present to me your case. What is good and what is bad, according to New Malachite?

*sits down in her cheap throne*

I call upon the NOAD, your Wal-Martness:

smitten
verb
1. strike with a firm blow
2. archaic defeat or conquer
3. attack or affect severely
4. be strongly attracted to someone

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Two Christian scientists (yes there are such things) who have been studying the bible and come to the conclusion that Eve may have been made from Adams "penis bone" (Ouch: Anyone want to put it into cruder terms?) They have decided his based on the assumption that men do NOT have an odd amount of ribs and that Humans are the only mammels which are lacking this "penis bone" (theres a technical term for it but i cannot remember)

P.S. I'm athesist but i just found this "scientific" discovery amazingly.... odd.

Well... since crabs have their teeth IN their stomachs it does comes easy to understand that all womans come from men penis.

At least this mortal frame shall not be wasted!

*wipes a tear*
I just saw Lestat de Lioncourt and I shivered with pleasure. Bravo, NMS!! Bravo!!

*wipes a tear*
I just saw Lestat de Lioncourt and I shivered with pleasure. Bravo, NMS!! Bravo!!

Did I quote something by accident?
I mean, it was entirely intentional!
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Spare me.

Well... since crabs have their teeth IN their stomachs it does comes easy to understand that all womans come from men penis.

The Evil Feminists would have us believe that new humans come from the womb, but lo!, the claim has thus been shown to be false!

Did I quote something by accident?
I mean, it was entirely intentional!
…
Spare me.

The mortal frame/mortal coil. Bravo!

*goes back to watch*

Then how do you explain Adam and Eve?

Ash and Embla. Manu. Or, how about the Romany tale about how the first man and woman came out of a bread oven?

"A devout atheist is somone who swears by god, that there is no god"
That's why most of us are technicly Agnostic.

"A devout atheist is somone who swears by god, that there is no god"
That's why most of us are technicly Agnostic.

"A fundamentalist is someone who wrote the above post."

Ha! Incriminated by your own words!

Ash and Embla. Manu. Or, how about the Romany tale about how the first man and woman came out of a bread oven?

"A devout atheist is somone who swears by god, that there is no god"
That's why most of us are technicly Agnostic.

devout atheist.... sounds like wet fire.

any way...why not?

*Prepares a pyre for AHL*

Then how do you explain Adam and Eve?

Adam and Eve? Well clearly they were just two horny naked people who liked apples...

devout atheist.... sounds like wet fire.

any way...why not?

*Prepares a pyre for AHL*

Just a little advice: You are gonna need a lot more wood and oil soon.

Adam and Eve? Well clearly they were just two horny naked people who liked apples...

Best explanation I've heard.

Out of context, that sounds kinky.

In context it sounds kinky.

Adam and Eve? Well clearly they were just two horny naked people who liked apples...

Out of context, that sounds kinky.

Out of context, that sounds kinky.

Out of context, what Biblical tale doesn't sound kinky?

Out of context, what Biblical tale doesn't sound kinky?

Song of Solomon. Because it sounds kinky in context.

Out of context, what Biblical tale doesn't sound kinky?

Ewww, Biblical pr0n!!

Ewww, Biblical pr0n!!

Think of it as an outreach program on behalf of the pornography industry.

Think of it as an outreach program on behalf of the pornography industry.

Still, darling, it´s disturbing.

Christian pr0n!!! ROFLMFAO!!!:p

Still, darling, it´s disturbing.

Christian pr0n!!! ROFLMFAO!!!:p

Clearly you have never read Song of Solomon.

Clearly you have never read Song of Solomon.

Refresh my memory...

I love all of you.

Refresh my memory...

A memory refreshment: in Lego form (http://www.thebricktestament.com/king_solomon/the_wisdom_of_solomon/1k04_29-30.html)!

Edit: There's more to it than that, of course.
Edit Edit: Kings (http://www.thebricktestament.com/king_solomon/solomon_loves_foreign_women/1k11_01a.html) and Genesis (http://www.thebricktestament.com/genesis/the_seduction_of_lot/gn19_30.html) are better.

Refresh my memory...

"Your breasts are like two fawns drinking from the river" or some such. I distinctly remember "Your navel is like a goblet overflowing with wine"...

I love all of you.

We love you too, Ruffy. Except you need to POST MOAR on the SSA (z8.invisionfree.com/SSA05/index.php).

"Your breasts are like two fawns drinking from the river" or some such. I distinctly remember "Your navel is like a goblet overflowing with wine"...

*drops her skirt*
Oh wait... Sorry....


*runs away in shame from those hot Biblical words*

I love all of you.
Liar. And my PO box is testament to this.

A memory refreshment: in Lego form (http://www.thebricktestament.com/king_solomon/the_wisdom_of_solomon/1k04_29-30.html)!

Edit: There's more to it than that, of course.
Edit Edit: Kings (http://www.thebricktestament.com/king_solomon/solomon_loves_foreign_women/1k11_01a.html) and Genesis (http://www.thebricktestament.com/genesis/the_seduction_of_lot/gn19_30.html) are better.
Mega-*worship*
:D

*drops her skirt*

Amen to that. *genuflects*

And Jhahannam looked upon it, and salivated. And it was good.

how about we stop critizing other peoples religion, you go own your own beliefs and we christians will go on ours, until then, shut up and stop your babbling religion is something that shouldn't be discussed on the internet thats why you see so many damn scuicidal maniacs.

how about we stop critizing other peoples religion, you go own your own beliefs and we christians will go on ours, until then, shut up and stop your babbling religion is something that shouldn't be discussed on the internet thats why you see so many damn scuicidal maniacs.

I know. Who doesn't want to promote suicidal maniacs by discussing religion on the internet?

I've never had Spam like this before. I think I've broken a tooth!

Who doesn't want to promote suicidal maniacs by discussing religion on the internet?QFT *bows*

how about we stop critizing other peoples religion, you go own your own beliefs and we christians will go on ours, until then, shut up and stop your babbling religion is something that shouldn't be discussed on the internet thats why you see so many damn scuicidal maniacs.

I'd like to take a moment to agree, emphatically, with what Federation Freedom has said here.

For one thing, "critizing" other people's religions is clearly wrong, as any voiced opinion on any subject should be one of utter agreement. Criticism, or rather "critizizm" as the young people say, could only serve to apply a more rigorous standard of examination, potentially illuminating the problems with a flawed argument or tempering the merits of a sound one. Where is the value in that?

Also, we should go "own our own beliefs". Ownership of a belief, in so much as ownership entails the exclusive use of an intellectual property or the right to restrict other's from using thereof, is certainly of great worth, since owning things is, a priori, valuable. Why, owning your belief is like owning any idea! The more you can prevent others from having it, the more it is of use to you!

We should "shut up and stop our babbling", as clearly the character of our discourse, what with its adherence to grammar, punctuation, salient argument, and intelligible communication, is certainly babbling in comparison to FF's exhortations. Remember, intelligible and intelligent are two different words! Therefore, if your posts are intelligible, they are not intelligent! Mark it.

Also, he's right, Religion should not be discussed on the internet. Once an idea or premise is digitized and transmitted with anything other than the most archaic method of delivery, the idea is polluted. Let us only debate religion in candle lit rooms, with candles made of fat rendered from abortionist doctors, who, as a rule, are corpulent.

Lastly, "scuicidal maniacs" have plagued our land long enough. We should encourage homicidal maniacs, or rather "hmomicidal" maniacs. Because after all, any good idea should be shared, except religion, which should be owned.

Wait, did Nanatsu have her skirt up?

how about we stop critizing other peoples religion, you go own your own beliefs and we christians will go on ours, until then, shut up and stop your babbling religion is something that shouldn't be discussed on the internet thats why you see so many damn scuicidal maniacs.Well, i thought we'd accomplished some sort of agreement that i'd mentioned on page 1.
Alas ...

Wait, did Nanatsu have her skirt up?Big hot yuppers on that one.
*nods emphatically*

how about we stop critizing other peoples religion, you go own your own beliefs and we christians will go on ours, until then, shut up and stop your babbling religion is something that shouldn't be discussed on the internet thats why you see so many damn scuicidal maniacs.

But what about violent video games? You forgot the violent video games. And internet banking.

Also, we should go "own our own beliefs". Ownership of a belief, in so much as ownership entails the exclusive use of an intellectual property or the right to restrict other's from using thereof, is certainly of great worth, since owning things is, a priori, valuable. Why, owning your belief is like owning any idea! The more you can prevent others from having it, the more it is of use to you!

For a test case, let's start with just a word or two, and try and get some of these idea thieves jailed! DMCA is for all of us, not just media fat-cats.

I nominate the word "God." Use of this word should be limited to licensed Christians.

Big hot yuppers on that one.
*nods emphatically*

Now I see why you're always bowing...

Now I see why you're always bowing...

You know, since her pix are usually horizontal images of sorts, i'm likely to throw my back out if i'm not careful.

I nominate the word "God." Use of this word should be limited to licensed Christians.
Hefty, HEFTY fee/license/renewal.

For a test case, let's start with just a word or two, and try and get some of these idea thieves jailed! DMCA is for all of us, not just media fat-cats.

I nominate the word "God." Use of this word should be limited to licensed Christians.

Okay, how about a special exemption of both penalty and license fee for orgasming women...and men, I guess.

Hefty, HEFTY fee/license/renewal.

Pay per use perhaps. iWords.

Okay, how about a special exemption of both penalty and license fee for orgasming women...and men, I guess.

Nope. No exemptions, or they'll be blaspheming and having fun at the same time. That's worse!

orgasming womenHow appropriate this is on a thread of Ruffy's and in questioning the reality of something ....

How appropriate this is on a thread of Ruffy's and in questioning the reality of something ....

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH......dude.....I'm telling the moooooooods!

Nope. No exemptions, or they'll be blaspheming and having fun at the same time. That's worse!

You're right, blaspheming should be done with great, sombre dignity...like spamming.

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH......dude.....I'm telling the moooooooods!
Tell them what? You found the orgasming women? :confused:
You know they'll never believe you. Ever.

Tell them what? You found the orgasming women? :confused:
You know they'll never believe you. Ever.

Wow...we started with a thread on God, and have spammed it so fast and so hard, even the highest choir of angels are singing the Spamthem.

Wow...we started with a thread on God, and have spammed it so fast and so hard, even the highest choir of angels are singing the Spamthem.
You have most certainly advanced the best argument of orgasm so far.
Now, for WYTYG to cinch the deal .... but that again is another broken faith.

You have most certainly advanced the best argument of orgasm so far.
Now, for WYTYG to cinch the deal .... but that again is another broken faith.

The hell is WYTYG?

The hell is WYTYG?
Ohnoyoudin't. *invoke*
Can't be ... CAN'T BE ... she's been in a different compartment up there ALL this time, secure. There would just HAVE TO BE some crossover. HAVE TO!
*sobs*

Then how do you explain Adam and Eve?

Adam is the name of a peculiar substance harvested from deep sea slugs that when spliced with certain genetic sequences, provides test subjects with enhanced mental capabilities commonly known as telekinesis.

Eve is a popular space MMO with a learning curve of cliff-like scaling.

Adam and Eve explained.

Amen to that. *genuflects*

And Jhahannam looked upon it, and salivated. And it was good.

:eek:
It's like a soft-core story.

IWait, did Nanatsu have her skirt up?

Rhyno, quoting that Biblical passage gave me chills, of the good kind. What did you expect?

Big hot yuppers on that one.
*nods emphatically*

I can't stop laughing, you guys.:D

You know, since her pix are usually horizontal images of sorts, i'm likely to throw my back out if i'm not careful.

And why are you horizontally bending your back so much for? You can look at me sitting up and straight just fine.

Now I see why you're always bowing...

And you should have the same problem too, god Jhahannam. After all, you're or were part of Straughn.:p

Adam and Eve are fictional charicters in a story that man created to explain the existance of man....in an increadably egotistical sense....
now explain to me Little Red Riding Hood.

If Adam and Eve werer real, humanity would have ended in what? 3 very incestuous generations?

This entire debate is stupid. Its stupid ridicule people for having faith. Its stupid to ridicule those that don't. Besides science is going prove everyone wrong...even those who think they follow it closely.

Hang on - science is continually proving itself wrong over and over again. Who is to say that this chain will not continue for eternity?

Tis possibly true, they didn't have children until after being expelled from the garden.

Thus children are punishment for sin, and why homosexuality is a sin. All because Adam got high and had a massive case of the munchies. ^_^

I've never had Spam like this before. I think I've broken a tooth!

Isn't it wonderful?

A creation myth much like Gaea and Uranus? Atum and Kepri? Apsu and Tiamat?

Ah, but some myths are true!:eek:

Then how do you explain Adam and Eve?

Same way I would explain mickey mouse & minnie mouse. Fiction !

Fairy tale being used to aid and abet the control and subjugation of superstitious people?

Thus children are punishment for sin, and why homosexuality is a sin. All because Adam got high and had a massive case of the munchies. ^_^

Children are a punishment for almost everything. For unsafe sex, for out of marriage sex, for original sin (pain in labor and all that jazz). They're The Punishment. That's why I vote to pass a motion allowing the sterilization of 2/3rds of the human population.:p

Children are a punishment for almost everything. For unsafe sex, for out of marriage sex, for original sin (pain in labor and all that jazz). They're The Punishment. That's why I vote to pass a motion allowing the sterilization of 2/3rds of the human population.:p

*Prepares his neutering tools.... a big hammer and huge garden scissors*

*Prepares his neutering tools.... a big hammer and huge garden scissors*

This reminds me of the process of castrating a bull... for some reason...

Ow, torero!:eek: (http://www.ehow.com/how_2081404_castrate-bull.html)

This reminds me of the process of castrating a bull... for some reason...

Ow, torero!:eek: (http://www.ehow.com/how_2081404_castrate-bull.html)

Very well...it shall be done according to the sacred scriptures provided to us by Goddess Nanatsu

*Goes for his spreading tools, a burdizzo and a big knife....and a chain saw*

Very well...it shall be done according to the sacred scriptures provided to us by Goddess Nanatsu

*Goes for his spreading tools, a burdizzo and a big knife....and a chain saw*

From this day forward, all human castration will be done by High High Priest Santiago I, with spreading tools, a burdizzo, a big big knife and a chain saw and a special incantation:

Hiey, hieay, hieyou moo!
I cut your balls
Whatchu gonna do?!
x5

Also, these will be carried out in my presence, with much singing, eating, dancing and drinking of various alcoholic beverages of disreputable nature.

I have spoken.

Then how do you explain Adam and Eve?

I wanna know how you explain Adam and Eve. Honestly, it is a bedtime story. Evolution is simpler and makes more sense.

Ever heard of Ockham's Razor?

All other things being equal, the simplest solution is the best.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occam's_Razor

From this day forward, all human castration will be done by High High Priest Santiago I, with spreading tools, a burdizzo, a big big knife and a chain saw and a special incantation:

Hiey, hieay, hieyou moo!
I cut your balls
Whatchu gonna do?!
x5

Also, these will be carried out in my presence, with much singing, eating, dancing and drinking of various alcoholic beverages of disreputable nature.

I have spoken.

So sayeth Nanatsu No Tsuki...so shall it be!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occam's_Razor

So sayeth Nanatsu No Tsuki...so shall it be!!!

:cool:

Awesome.

Since Adam and Eve seems to have been rewritten as some kind of orgy, I will gladly seek relief in the relative innocence of Little Red Riding Hood, Wolf Baiter.

LRRH goes to visit her grandmother, who is bedridden, bringer her nice stuff. Right, we're on a whole different continent here. People have grandmothers, and are nice to them. Watch out, this is some kind of Northern European shit and will quickly turn nude and all friendly and sexy. No-one is going to get stoned, except in that sickeningly consensual, sensual and fun way they do up there.

Totally different kind of story. Got it?

LRRH has smarts. She actually notices things while walking along the road. And she's just a little girl. Eeek!

LRRH walks in, the room stinks of wolf instead of grandmother, even the most ridiculous night bonnet isn't going to cover the fact that a wolf has a long muzzle and pointy up ears. And agute fur all over it's face ... and that's not even asking about the shape of its body.

(There is a bit of an alternative meaning here, reflecting that this is a story for children and has a hidden message for children which they would probably feel uncomfortable to have told outright: old people get noticably uglier each time you meet them, to the point that it's hard to be sure they really are the same person. LRRH's gran is bedridden and clearly very old, in an age when various diseases and parasites have probably left her very much the worse for wear. All the time the reader or listener follows the "what big eyes you have grandma" fugue, they're free to consider that maybe their ugly old grandma could actually be turning into an animal, becoming less than human.)

Yeah, so here's where we get to the real character of Little Red Riding Hood. Sure, she's afraid of wolves, and probably with good reason. She's a bit afraid of grandma, too (she's pretty careful not to just accuse grandma of being a wolf, she makes sure by asking questions and studying wolf/gran in the meantime.) You can take that as her being a good girl and not wanting to hurt grans feelings, or you can take that as Hoodie being afraid of the consequences of offending granma.

(I vaguely remember hearing LRRH a few times as a child, and the clearest memory of that is talking with my mother about what it meant. She didn't know, and I didn't know, but we noodled around with it. My little sister was very certain what it all meant, but she changed her mind several times and couldn't remember what she'd been so certain about the time before. That was one of those "hey, getting older and smarter fucking rocks!" moments for me. I rode that for twenty years before finally admitting that in any practical sense, my little sister is smarter than me. Anyway ...)

So, the real crux of the story is this dialogue between LRRH and the Wolf (or is it Grandma?) You know that really, a wolf sitting up in bed wearing Granma's clothes isn't going to talk or look anything like Granma ... so if you want to take it this way, LRRH beats the wolf with irony. She mocks his pretensions to being terribly cunning by dressing as Grandma, with a cold and Socratic enunciation of his inadequacies.

On a completely bloggy note, I once owned this very comfortable, wide-brimmed hat which served well to keep the sun off my face and my bald pate out of sight, from respect for the members of the public whose delicate sensibilities are hurt by the sight of anything less than catalogue-model handsomeness. It was a pleasant tan colour not unlike the hair I would have if I had it. Also, it was a great place to stash stuff I picked from other people's pockets ... anyway, I should get on with finishing this post sometime soon, so ... this hat was so comfortable, and kept the sun off my face so well, that when I'd go out on my bicycle I'd just put my helmet on right over the top of it, pulling the straps down on each side to buckle the helmet in place. This would create an effect awfully like a Victorian bonnet, a partial cone around my face.

So, I get on the station, park my bike, and sit on a seat. There is a rather good-looking girl sitting next to me, and she's looking at my crazy hat/helmet/bonnet thing with some curiosity. Although I'm generally useless around good-looking girls (unless they play chess, of course, in which case I know exactly what to do: thrash them at chess) for some reason I still ponder, this emerges from the depths of my linguistic region: "You've heard of Little Red Riding Hood, right? Well, I'm Big Brown Riding Hood. I eat wolves!"

You know, I think it would be really cool if everyone did that. Just talked to anyone they saw as though that person was their mother and could guess what they meant. So, anyway, there's a post to be wrapped up here ... not that it matters much, I am probably the only person in the history of the world past or future to actually read all of this (the correct word is "diary" not "blog") ... but at some point I have to decide to push "submit reply" or toss this post into my Did Not Post file, or indeed just close the browser without posting or saving anything.

No, I am steeled to finish the post. Little Red Riding Hood, I love you!

So, this is the real crux of the story. Little Red Riding Hood teases the wolf. She knows he isn't grandma, really. So she stands there and teases him, making him pretend to be grandma well past the point of credibility, until he's really just cowering before her wit and mastery of the situation. She busts him into little bits, with nothing more than her wits. Little girl 1, scarey predator 0.

Did she actually have sex with the Wolf, before destroying him utterly? I have not yet decided. Certainly she stands and flirts with him and his intention to "eat" her, but her mind wins over her good-hearted intention to treat what looks like grandma (by the symbols she is forced to accept as proof, despite being a discerning girl who knows a wolf when she sees one) as actually grandma.

OK, I'm going to post this. Sorry to anyone who actually wred the whole thing, I went from stoned and a bit drunk to laughing-randomly and bopping-my-head-in-time-to-my-own-heartbeat drunk during the course of writing it. I enjoyed it a lot. So in the spirit of posting my dirty laundry in the museum of the ineradicable digital, it's going up. I'll try to finish on a relatively profound note.

Little Red Riding Hood is a female hero. She's the point of the story, the heroine. This is a story which empowers little girls, it gives them space to indulge their darker thoughts about the ugliness of age (and boys can play along too, I know I did) and consider how far it is safe to go in flirting with danger. The answer is clear: it's up to you. Start with good intentions (take some nice stuff to your grandma and keep her company for a while), get away with whatever you can but pay CLOSE ATTENTION to every stage of the process. Try to keep control with the strength of your mind. It's not just a message for girls.

She's up there with Alice for didactic intentions of fatherhood (by the author,) love of the other sex without sexual intent towards them, and a great story.

The brothers Grimm wrote a far better and more thought-provoking story than the brutal, judgemental fairy tale Adam and Eve. It is rather insulting to compare them.

And the ultimate irony is that a good children's story provokes thought not certainty, and the moral at the end is arbitrary enough to let the thought continue. Whereas the story for adults is brutal propaganda, a blind alley where the only free actor is a snake, the narrator godmods mercilessly, and neither of the human actors are habitable characters.

Let's take a look at the snake. Perhaps "he" is the real subject of the Adam and Eve story ... perhaps the snake is the human spirit, that thing so subtle that the entire Bible leaves its definition to the reader?

(This was way, way too long. Sorry. I'm no longer competent to edit it.)

*marvels at the lenght*:eek:

"Yes... I used to work in the Academie Francaise
But it didn't do me any good at all...
And I once worked in the library in the Prado in Madrid,
But it didn't teach me nothing, I recall...
And the Library of Congress, you'd have thought would hold
some key...
But it didn't. And neither did the Bodleian Library.
In the British Museum I hoped to find some clue,
I worked there from 9 till 6 - read every volume through,
But it didn't teach me nothing about Life's mystery...
I just kept getting older, and it got more difficult to see.
Until eventually me eyes went and me arthritis got bad,
And so now I'm cleaning up in here - but I can't really be
sad,
Cause you see I feel that Life's a game
You sometimes win or lose,
And though I may be down right now
At least I don't work for Jews..."


Maria, Meaning of Life by Monty Python

*marvels at the lenght*:eek:

Well, it did take four hours. I'm not sure how much of that time I was asleep. :D

Since you wred it quickly enough to timewarp it with a reply (miserable and trite reply though it is) I will leave the fate of my post entirely in your hands ... by deleting the original.

My harshest judge is the judge I choose.

Im impressed that Nanatsu managed to time wrap such a long post... but then again she is a goddess...

So I have a more esotheric question
can you time wrap an OP?

Im impressed that Nanatsu managed to time wrap such a long post... but then again she is a goddess...

Well said, high priest. I am a goddess, as is every woman in this forum.

To quote Aelosia: Welcome to the den of the angry bitches!!

So I have a more esotheric question
can you time wrap an OP?

I have never seen it done, but if it happens with one of my OPs, you'll be first to know.;)

Well, it did take four hours. I'm not sure how much of that time I was asleep. :D

Since you wred it quickly enough to timewarp it with a reply (miserable and trite reply though it is) I will leave the fate of my post entirely in your hands ... by deleting the original.

My harshest judge is the judge I choose.

I must say I was marveling at the lenght of the post, not the content. And as a judge, you chose a bit badly lovey.:p

I'm guilty of one thing and that's not reading the post. But I will as soon and if Jolt lets me post this scant reply.;)

Children are a punishment for almost everything. For unsafe sex, for out of marriage sex, for original sin (pain in labor and all that jazz). They're The Punishment. That's why I vote to pass a motion allowing the sterilization of 2/3rds of the human population.:p

Can't we just start with those who voted for Bush? :p

We can leave the Chinese be; they already got it right.

Can't we just start with those who voted for Bush? :p

We can leave the Chinese be; they already got it right.

I would love to give the green light to the mass sterilization of those who voted for Bush. Alas, I'm not an American so you better talk to one of my followers who is. They may be able to help you. I'm merely a figure head on a new religious trend. I can't make decisions by myself.:D

I would love to give the green light to the mass sterilization of those who voted for Bush. Alas, I'm not an American so you better talk to one of my followers who is. They may be able to help you. I'm merely a figure head on a new religious trend. I can't make decisions by myself.:D

Who says you can't? Look at Jesus. Damn long-haired hippie bastard did whatever the hell he felt like.

To non-Hindus: How do you explain the lotus flower that emerged from the sleeping Lord Vishnu's belly button and became Brahma, who then created the world?

To non-Hindus: How do you explain the lotus flower that emerged from the sleeping Lord Vishnu's belly button and became Brahma, who then created the world?

Indian mystics had access to better drugs than Arab ones did ..?

Who says you can't? Look at Jesus. Damn long-haired hippie bastard did whatever the hell he felt like.

Ah, but I´m more preppy than Jesus. He was the Hippy Messiah.

I´m the corporate Messiah. But that makes my theology flawed. As I told you, I´m only an elected deity. I can´t make decisions by meself.

Ah, but I´m more preppy than Jesus. He was the Hippy Messiah.

I´m the corporate Messiah. But that makes my theology flawed. As I told you, I´m only an elected deity. I can´t make decisions by meself.

Kudos for "Nightmare Before Christmas" refs.

In india your a god if your any kind of freak. Have a fetus inside you and you are a god. Have an extra limb your a god. Be extra flexible and you are a god.

Given time you may even have a book written about you

In india your a god if your any kind of freak. Have a fetus inside you and you are a god. Have an extra limb your a god. Be extra flexible and you are a god.

Given time you may even have a book written about you

The above was the first thing I did read after the nightmare of eight hours without NSG.

If you yourself live in India, then I express some curiosity in your remark.

If not, how about you go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut.

Ah, but I´m more preppy than Jesus. He was the Hippy Messiah.

I´m the corporate Messiah. But that makes my theology flawed. As I told you, I´m only an elected deity. I can´t make decisions by meself.

Being elected has never stopped anyone from abusing their power.

Indian mystics had access to better drugs than Arab ones did ..?

They also had mountains... *nods*

Kudos for "Nightmare Before Christmas" refs.

The Mayor of Halloween Town kicks ass in inneptittude.:D

And all gods have that in common: They're all absolutely innept.

what if I told you that our belief in "God" is based on the fact that we use Him as a substitute for anything else that we cannot explain logically.

what if I told you that all the monotheistic religions in the world: Christianity, Judaism and Islam are descendents of polytheistic religions like Greek, Egyptian or Hindu gods.

what if I told you that the holy books that we know today are only the stories of our ancestors since their exodus out of the harshlands of Africa, when the first humans existed and migrated across the world.

Shouldn't you consider religion as a mere superstitious belief which humanity can learn from, rather than worship it like it is their sole life's purpose.

Although I am an atheist, I tolerate mild adherents of a religion. But when religious fanatics begin cropping up within that same religion, I will discredit it as a foundation of human corruption and degradation.

We should learn from religion, not worship it and defend it with our lives. Religions come and go and we should leave it to how it can suffice the human viewpoint of a period of time.

And to finish it off, "God" is just something that we, imperfect humans, create to fool ourselves into being perfect.

And to finish it off, "God" is just something that we, imperfect humans, create to fool ourselves into being perfect.

WOOT!

And all gods have that in common: They're all absolutely innept.

Wait, aren't you a God on this very thread?

Wait, no, you're a Goddess...basically a God minus penis plus competence...

Will you run my life for me?

Wait, aren't you a God on this very thread?

Wait, no, you're a Goddess...basically a God minus penis plus competence...

Will you run my life for me?

I am a Goddess, yes.

Vagina power and what-have-yous.

I would gladly run your life and other things for you.;)

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It's like a soft-core story.Gotta subscribe to the newsletter. iirc, Ruffy and Sarkhaan are in charge of that stuff.

And why are you horizontally bending your back so much for? You can look at me sitting up and straight just fine.Yes, i suspect that having the proper seating attitude is important when i'm viewing your pix. Or i could definitely throw my back out :p

Will you run my life for me?You know, given your nature, you might consider asking if she has any available .... erm, space ... for you to ... erm, occupy ... and if i'll be implementing the "occupation".
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Awesome.Deified in this very thread. Tres cool.
Isn't there supposed to be some kind of virgin sacrifice or ritual sex, though? :confused:

The fact that any of us can act like we truly know anything is stupid. the story of Adam and Eve is nothing more that a parabole it was told in the way it was for the people to understand it at the time. it is a myth neither true nor 100% false. and faith has nothing to do with these stories any sensible person can understand that something as far fetched as two people creating the entire human race is false. No one can possibly truly "know" anything we are but imperfect humans

Deified in this very thread. Tres cool.

As always, mate.

Isn't there supposed to be some kind of virgin sacrifice or ritual sex, though? :confused:

Ritual sex, yes. But I don't know if in your current state of eliminating Jhahannam from your system, you have enough strenght to witstand a rigurous sexual regime. Let me know.

You know, given your nature, you might consider asking if she has any available .... erm, space ... for you to ... erm, occupy ... and if i'll be implementing the "occupation".
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We can... enter... in some kind of... religious negotiation... <.<

Gotta subscribe to the newsletter. iirc, Ruffy and Sarkhaan are in charge of that stuff.

Indeed they are. And Ruffy is the Minister of Pancake, while Sarkhaan is the Chief of Myrth.

Yes, i suspect that having the proper seating attitude is important when i'm viewing your pix. Or i could definitely throw my back out :p

I say free will, baby, free will.:p

they came from monkeys. Duh.

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