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A few weeks back I posted a thread regarding scary movies. Well, I went through and watched a lot of scary movies since then. Nothing has really spooked me. So where does that leave me? I am having to get my scares off scaring other people. Yes, you read that right. So far, I have just scared people by jumping out at them from around corners. I get scared for them, and it makes me giggle too. All around, a good time. I even came back to the apartments all bloodied up, to scare people (fake blood, of course). But you see, I am running out of things to do. I've scared everyone at least twice. Now, I am looking for ways to be scared. I sometimes just run full blast into the woods behind the place to try and spook an animal into running after me. That would be quite scary and fun. I have on my list of things to do "ghost hunting" at some local cemeteries, and other landmarks. I plan on taking people with me, for safeties concern, but I fear that bringing them along will ruin the creepiness of it all....

So NSG, what do I do? I want to be scared crapless. I don't mean, "BOO!" -jumps- "Oh haha you got me". I want to be running and yelling, and fearing for my life.

Also, is it weird that I want this? I kind of get the feeling that maybe it is a little weird.>.>

I think I love you.

But seriously, I think you are just over stimulated. You need to go back to reading horror and letting your own imagination frighten you. I suggest M.R. James' "Number 13" for starters.

http://gaslight.mtroyal.ab.ca/jamesX06.htm

(corrected and with linkage)

A few ideas:
walk through Harlem with a "I hate niggers" T-shirt.
do the same but in the deep south with a, "Louis Farrakhan is my main man!" T-shirt.
walk anywhere in the mid-west with a "America deserved 9-11" T-shirt.
Do what these guys did:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rq-kK7GEb7M

I guarantee you'll be running for your life.

So NSG, what do I do? I want to be scared crapless. I don't mean, "BOO!" -jumps- "Oh haha you got me". I want to be running and yelling, and fearing for my life.


1: Do your taxes.
2: Raise a hyperactive child
3: Walk into a slum with a big, open sack of small bills.

Sky Dive / Bungie Jump... :D

Work at Starbucks. >_>

Laugh all you want, there is nothing scarier that running the shift at 7.30am on a Friday with a drive-thru line up down the street. People are fucking nuts. Not to mention the fact that Starbucks is a lame-ass place to be an intermediate supervisor. You get hated on from all sides.

Work at Starbucks. >_>

Laugh all you want, there is nothing scarier that running the shift at 7.30am on a Friday with a drive-thru line up down the street. People are fucking nuts. Not to mention the fact that Starbucks is a lame-ass place to be an intermediate supervisor. You get hated on from all sides.

Been there, done that single handedly while running Bar, Frap station, and DT with wrap around car line at 6am... I hate people who don't show up.

I want to be scared crapless.

If you want to be scared crapless, take a seminar on reality, read a scientific book, or just take a look outside the window.

So NSG, what do I do? I want to be scared crapless. I don't mean, "BOO!" -jumps- "Oh haha you got me". I want to be running and yelling, and fearing for my life.

Also, is it weird that I want this? I kind of get the feeling that maybe it is a little weird.>.>

Are you a dude? You should join the French Foreign Legion with me, we leave in four years.

My understanding is we'll be spending time in Africa, playing high velocity backgammon with warlords and 13 year old kids with Kalashnikovs.

Denounce God and don't apologize.

Denounce God and don't apologize.

By financing a prime time informercial for Kirk Cameron to speak on behalf of Christ?

That's not scary, its madness.

By financing a prime time informercial for Kirk Cameron to speak on behalf of Christ?

That's not scary, its madness.

Can you imagine how differently The Passion of The Christ would have been if Uwe Boll directed it?

Can you imagine how differently The Passion of The Christ would have been if Uwe Boll directed it?

Heehee, "Last Temptation of Christ" directed by Matt Stone, with sock puppets, soundtrack by O-Zone.

Okay, I'll get back on topic, since my time is limited.

Fear, fear...okay, we go to Tijuana, and you go bareback with the girls along the wall across from the original entrance to Hong Kong Bar.

You'll be plenty afeared until the bloodtest comes back...

Heehee, "Last Temptation of Christ" directed by Matt Stone, with sock puppets, soundtrack by O-Zone.

Okay, I'll get back on topic, since my time is limited.

Fear, fear...okay, we go to Tijuana, and you go bareback with the girls along the wall across from the original entrance to Hong Kong Bar.

You'll be plenty afeared until the bloodtest comes back...

If I hadn't just changed my sig...

Does the sheer fact that you have difficulties getting scared, scare you? Then you have achieved your goal ;)

But seriously, I think you need to ask yourself what could scare you. Scary books and movies generally appeal to most people's fear of death, of the supernatural, the unknown, of being helplessly subjected to nature or fate, etc. If none of that works for you, you should find out what you are afraid of and go from there.

Can you imagine how differently The Passion of The Christ would have been if Uwe Boll directed it?

That would be one movie made by him I WOULD watch, gleefully... :p

Meanwhile, I wonder at Zilam's age/occupation... It may have bearing on our conversation here. From the description provided, I picture Zilam to be in the 13-15 range...

Which prolly rules out Jhahannam's suggestions... ;)

Been there, done that single handedly while running Bar, Frap station, and DT with wrap around car line at 6am... I hate people who don't show up.

Aha. Ahahahahaha. Uhm, yeah. Running DT and CBS while simultaneous making whips and CBB, because hey, who actually believes in setting the next shift up for success? Not a god. damned. person., that's who.

*BEEP*
"Hey there, welcome to Starbucks, what can I get for you today? Seven million modifiers on that grande Tazo Chai? Awesome. I can absolutely do that for you. Lemon Raspberry Loaf? Of course. Do you mind if it's a little bloody? I just have to slit my wrists with the pastry knife now."

Not that, you know, I'm tempted to hang myself with my pretty green apron from the rafters in the BOH or anything. :p

(It's been a couple of really, really brutal shifts. I am just about done with this company. Hopefully Howard doesn't have spies on NSG. >_>)

Hopefully Howard doesn't have spies on NSG. >_>
I am Howard and I spy on NSG.

If you'd like, I can make sure I'm seen out of the corner of your eye from time to time when I'm lurking outside your house. :)

Scarey hey! If you want scarey, you should try going up to the emo kids in Queen Street mall and start asking why so sad... And make those crappy emo jokes that everyone has heard a million time...

Other that that... well... I suppose:
http://www.edrants.com/reluctant/maxbarry.jpg

Sounds like a fetish.

Drive into some projects ... get out and act like you own the place :p that might be exciting.

You want to read something scary? How about this...


http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/1008/darthcheneybj9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

ok.... Either Obama or McCain will be president of the United States! We get the choice between drowning and burning! But at least we have choice!

OK, if that wasn't scary. consider reading The Oath by Frank Peretti. That was a rather scary book.

A few weeks back I posted a thread regarding scary movies. Well, I went through and watched a lot of scary movies since then. Nothing has really spooked me. So where does that leave me? I am having to get my scares off scaring other people. Yes, you read that right. So far, I have just scared people by jumping out at them from around corners. I get scared for them, and it makes me giggle too. All around, a good time. I even came back to the apartments all bloodied up, to scare people (fake blood, of course). But you see, I am running out of things to do. I've scared everyone at least twice. Now, I am looking for ways to be scared. I sometimes just run full blast into the woods behind the place to try and spook an animal into running after me. That would be quite scary and fun. I have on my list of things to do "ghost hunting" at some local cemeteries, and other landmarks. I plan on taking people with me, for safeties concern, but I fear that bringing them along will ruin the creepiness of it all....

So NSG, what do I do? I want to be scared crapless. I don't mean, "BOO!" -jumps- "Oh haha you got me". I want to be running and yelling, and fearing for my life.

Also, is it weird that I want this? I kind of get the feeling that maybe it is a little weird.>.>

Enter into an argument with a scary NSGer.

The first argument I had with Bottle left me so sacred... Oh, so scared...:eek:






(Bottle, me jest.;))

Meanwhile, I wonder at Zilam's age/occupation... It may have bearing on our conversation here. From the description provided, I picture Zilam to be in the 13-15 range...



21 years of age.

Enter into an argument with a scary NSGer.

The first argument I had with Bottle left me so sacred... Oh, so scared...:eek:


It's true. Many other posters have commented on the sanctifying effect Bottle's arguments have on them. :)

A few weeks back I posted a thread regarding scary movies. Well, I went through and watched a lot of scary movies since then. Nothing has really spooked me. So where does that leave me? I am having to get my scares off scaring other people. Yes, you read that right. So far, I have just scared people by jumping out at them from around corners. I get scared for them, and it makes me giggle too. All around, a good time. I even came back to the apartments all bloodied up, to scare people (fake blood, of course). But you see, I am running out of things to do. I've scared everyone at least twice. Now, I am looking for ways to be scared. I sometimes just run full blast into the woods behind the place to try and spook an animal into running after me. That would be quite scary and fun. I have on my list of things to do "ghost hunting" at some local cemeteries, and other landmarks. I plan on taking people with me, for safeties concern, but I fear that bringing them along will ruin the creepiness of it all....

So NSG, what do I do? I want to be scared crapless. I don't mean, "BOO!" -jumps- "Oh haha you got me". I want to be running and yelling, and fearing for my life.

Also, is it weird that I want this? I kind of get the feeling that maybe it is a little weird.>.>

adrenaline junkie. :eek:

you should turn that into a creative force. plan a neighborhood haunted house.

and I mean YOU plan it. if going though all the laws, red tape, insurance and fees won't scare you...

Do what these guys did:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rq-kK7GEb7M

I guarantee you'll be running for your life.

:( That's kinda mean.

4chan.org

Be afraid.

It's true. Many other posters have commented on the sanctifying effect Bottle's arguments have on them. :)

Indeed. *nod*

Denounce God and don't apologize.

Hey God, I think your hair looks like crap. Also you're not real and Jesus was just a crazy dude in a white robe. And I'm not sorry in the slightest for saying any of this.

No, I am not in the slightest afraid...

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b383/DrkHelmet/Forum%20Pictures/KingModded.jpg

You're welcome.

Give all of your friends keys to where you live and giant loudspeakers. Now they just wait till you are at the computer and...

A few ideas:
walk through Harlem with a "I hate niggers" T-shirt.
do the same but in the deep south with a, "Louis Farrakhan is my main man!" T-shirt.
walk anywhere in the mid-west with a "America deserved 9-11" T-shirt.
Do what these guys did:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rq-kK7GEb7M

I guarantee you'll be running for your life.

Topgear. What a great show.

1. Open the bible.
2. Browse a few sections.
3. Realize how many people believe that the bible is correct.
4. Realize how many people think the bible is good not evil.

1. Open the bible.
2. Browse a few sections.
3. Realize how many people believe that the bible is correct.
4. Realize how many people think the bible is good not evil.

Zilam is one of these people.


I personally agree with UB's comment.

1. Open the bible.
2. Browse a few sections.
3. Realize how many people believe that the bible is correct.
4. Realize how many people think the bible is good not evil.Actually, Zilam is one of those people who love the bible more than the real world. That is indeed scary. I suppose that is because folks like him do not even understand what the bible is about.
A really scary movie would be a documentation about Jesus camps an the like.

Do you mind if it's a little bloody? I just have to slit my wrists with the pastry knife now."

Not that, you know, I'm tempted to hang myself with my pretty green apron from the rafters in the BOH or anything. :p:eek:
None of that now!

BTW - is your body willed to me along with that book? :D

If I hadn't just changed my sig...See ... SEE?!?
*pouts*

By financing a prime time informercial for Kirk Cameron to speak on behalf of Christ?

That's not scary, its madness.What's even better is when Moral Orel did it for All Hallow's Eve. Not the commercial, so much as what Ruffy's anglin' at.

Do this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWF8KV4IW5o

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b383/DrkHelmet/Forum%20Pictures/KingModded.jpg

You're welcome.

*fish slaps*

Mood killah!:mad: