NationStates Jolt Archive

So there you are, a polar bear of all things, and you hear good stuff about Iceland. Peaceful, dance clubs, mud spas, s'all good, so you don your fancy swimming trunks and head across the icy arctic seas.

What happens when you arrive?

That's right, you're shot.

Link (http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2008/jun/05/animalwelfare.animalbehaviour)

A spokesman for PolarWorld, a German group dedicated to the preservation of the polar regions and the creatures which inhabit it, called the bear's death "an avoidable tragedy ... another great day for mankind".

As the habitat of animals shrinks, which one will have the highest human kill ratio. We had a Bull Shark caught off HK the other week, possible contenders?

I'm going for the chicken, after years of abuse they've been building up attack viruses. We'll soon know why they're crossing the road.

thats what he gets for smuggling coke :mad:

Polar bears were frequently tamed during the middle ages

it appears we are living in a dark age

I hate hippies. ;)

Darn hippies...

It'll be the butterflies. Because no one ever suspects the butterfly....

I hate hippies. ;)

Darn hippies...

*detonates peace bong*

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j311/Grregor/gene-in-a-bong.jpg

No option for bears?

FAIL!

yes I'm a big fan of The Colbert Report

the world will stay fucke untill it finaly destroys those pesky humans, lets help the planet and kill as much people as humanly possible:mp5:

No option for bears?

there isn't even an option 9 nor a reference to a poster

there isn't even an option 9 nor a reference to a poster

Ah screw you all, so I make a couple of mistakes huh? HUH?

Watcha gonna do 'bout it?

I did mention a poster, Ossama Obama is Dick Cheney so that's covered right there. As for option 9, yeah, missed out I guess.

As I was originally doing the poll, I was going to include all the memes, from 'In Soviet...' to 'I, for one, welcome...' but guess what?

I didn't.

Deal with it or I shall ask Smithers to release the hounds!

*detonates peace bong*

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j311/Grregor/gene-in-a-bong.jpg

Have I been huffing kittens again?
http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/18/Psychodelic_astro.jpg
Yep. Definitely. *Huffs orange kitten. Feels no sorrow.*

It'll be the butterflies. Because no one ever suspects the butterfly....

A butterfly flaps it's wings in China.....


Kaboom.

Fin de ciecle

Definitely not rats cause cats eat rats. So with rats dead cats are the kick assers. But then dogs eat cats so dogs win. But then Michael Vick eats the dogs so my answer is Michael Vick will destroy all Humans.

A butterfly flaps it's wings in China.....


Kaboom.

Fin de ciecle

well there was a rumor that the Chinese nuclear missiles could be launched if a butterfly flapped its wings too close to the Chinese strategic command center.

Definitely not rats cause cats eat rats. So with rats dead cats are the kick assers. But then dogs eat cats so dogs win. But then Michael Vick eats the dogs so my answer is Michael Vick will destroy all Humans.

Your logic is impeccable, we always incarcerate those who come to save humanity.

The solution is the US needs to invade Iceland!!

There isn't an option for God or Jesus? What about Aliens?

Polar bears were frequently tamed during the middle ages
it appears we are living in a dark age

What they don't tell you is that they needed to feed their pet bears Saxons to keep them docile. Hence the Viking raiding parties.
"Just popping over to Britain to get some petfood, dear! Don't go near the bear til I get back. He'll have your hand off"

What they don't tell you is that they needed to feed their pet bears Saxons to keep them docile. Hence the Viking raiding parties.
"Just popping over to Britain to get some petfood, dear! Don't go near the bear til I get back. He'll have your hand off"

I've always seen the Vikings as the original Saturday night party boys and I blame them entirely for the culture of binge drinking hordes invading town centres across Britain.

So I always felt it was more...

"Just going out fishing with the boys for the weekend dear, back Monday'

*binge, rape & pillage*

I've always seen the Vikings as the original Saturday night party boys and I blame them entirely for the culture of binge drinking hordes invading town centres across Britain.

So I always felt it was more...

"Just going out fishing with the boys for the weekend dear, back Monday'

*binge, rape & pillage*


That seems to make sense. The Viking Longboats name in Swedish is translated directly to mean "party barge". It all makes sense now.

The Viking horns on their helmets also served as beer bongs just so you know.

That seems to make sense. The Viking Longboats name in Swedish is translated directly to mean "party barge". It all makes sense now.

The entire 'get drunk at the weekend' culture seen across Western Europe and North America comes directly from Northern Europe's liking for heavy mead, English nuns and a good fight, spreading from there throughout Europe and migrating to North America with the Mayflower and the ensuing rush.

Football originated in the UK from two villages getting drunk on Friday and heading out to fight each other, the ball was only introduced to provide an excuse to the wives as to why they were doing it. 'We're off to play some sports' is far better than 'we're off to get drunk and beat each other senseless'. So, in a sense, hooliganism came before the actual game.

This is all documented fact.

Honest.

The Viking horns on their helmets also served as beer bongs just so you know.

Bingo - see how it all makes sense?

It is the Y3K that will kill people because it is one higher then Y2K, thus it has the ability to kill people instead of terrorizing them.:p

That seems to make sense. The Viking Longboats name in Swedish is translated directly to mean "party barge". It all makes sense now.

The Viking horns on their helmets also served as beer bongs just so you know.Hey, I resent that. In old Norse the proper term for a longboat," Is mead boat infested by big hairy men in cool hats."

Iceland 1, Polar Bear 0.

That's going to stop bears from attempting illegal immigration.

Iceland 1, Polar Bear 0.

That's going to stop bears from attempting illegal immigration.

:)