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Ok, So i am new to this. I've just created my 'Republic', now what? Do i start building a chain of fast food restaurants? Do i open up a school for the underprivelledged? How is a leader suppose to lead without having lead before? What do i do? I want a blanket! I NEED SOME MILK! ARGH! :fluffle:

Now you just chill and wait for issues to come in. How you handle them will determine how your country evolves. It's a slow process.

In the meantime you can RP or just hang out with the sick and twisted here in general.

RP. This is a term i have read at least 3 times in the last 10 minutes, yes. Still don't knwo what it means :)

RP. This is a term i have read at least 3 times in the last 10 minutes, yes. Still don't knwo what it means :)
RP = role-play. ;)

Ah Huh! It's all coming together now. Granted, it came together a bit slower then i would have liked. But what's glue without water?

Where do i roleplay and how do i start? Do i need to use my brain?

Oh.... one more thing... Unicorns can be made to be fluffy.


Just put 'em in the blender and hit 'frappe'.....:eek:


Welcome to NSG.:D

Ah Huh! It's all coming together now. Granted, it came together a bit slower then i would have liked. But what's glue without water?
A fine powder.
Where do i roleplay and how do i start?
In the RP forums in "Gameplay" (go back to the 'Nationstates' tab of the forums)
Do i need to use my brain?
Aye, and I'd lessen the Mountain Dew intake too, if I was you.

A fine powder.

In the RP forums in "Gameplay" (go back to the 'Nationstates' tab of the forums)

Aye, and I'd lessen the Mountain Dew intake too, if I was you.



Power is very useful. Unless you need to stick things together. Then glue is the way to go.

Ok. I will head to this land of 'Gameplay' and observe the going-ons. I think thats bette rthen diving right in.

Mmmmm Mountain Dew.

Oh.... one more thing... Unicorns can be made to be fluffy.


Just put 'em in the blender and hit 'frappe'.....:eek:


Welcome to NSG.:D

Thankyou for the Welcome. As as for the Unicorn Frappe, could i add an infusion of Mint and Rose? :confused:

I foresee a good future in this one.

Please explain....young....person....people.

Power is very useful. Unless you need to stick things together. Then glue is the way to go.

Ok. I will head to this land of 'Gameplay' and observe the going-ons. I think thats bette rthen diving right in.

Mmmmm Mountain Dew.
I foresee a good future in this one.

I foresee a good future in this one.

You say that about everyone.

As as for the Unicorn Frappe, could i add an infusion of Mint and Rose? :confused:
Aye, but I believe that would make it illegal for sale in Japan and South Korea.

Aye, but I believe that would make it illegal for sale in Japan and South Korea.

Damn those Black Market Natzis! Always in the way, gettin about me business.

Ill disguise it in a bottle of Orange Juice. That'll do the trick.

You say that about everyone.

This makes me feel Common and Sad.

This makes me feel Common and Sad.

That's the great part. Soon you'll feel your faith in humanity diminish as you read this board. Welcome to NSG! :D

Oh and watch out for Lunatic Goofballs, he is the Prankster God!

Also, you all have a name underneath your Nations Title. Where do i get a name? Do i have no name? Am i nameless? And if im nameless does that mean im faceless? Id like a face. Thanks.

You say that about everyone.
Aye, but much like rock bands saying that they've never been to a venue with such a good crowd as *insert town or venue* never dies out either, eh?

Also, you all have a name underneath your Nations Title. Where do i get a name? Do i have no name? Am i nameless? And if im nameless does that mean im faceless? Id like a face. Thanks.

Yours says Joined. You're not faceless, that's just being silly :p

That's the great part. Soon you'll feel your faith in humanity diminish as you read this board. Welcome to NSG! :D

Oh and watch out for Lunatic Goofballs, he is the Prankster God!

As im not very familiar with all these acronyms. Can i make my own up. Eg. 'NSG' = Nomad Sugar Genius? Normally Serious Giant? Never Sinister Graphs?

And i will look out for Lunatic. Cheers for the heads up. :)

Yours says Joined. You're not faceless, that's just being silly :p

So how do i changed 'Joined' ? :)

Aye, but much like rock bands saying that they've never been to a venue with such a good crowd as *insert town or venue* never dies out either, eh?

Oh. feel the love.

NSG = NationStates General.

You don't change your little title. Only the powers that be, Jolt, change the title.

What does it mean when i receive a telegram from someone asking me to join their region? Etc etc?

That's the great part. Soon you'll feel your faith in humanity diminish as you read this board. Welcome to NSG! :D

Oh and watch out for Lunatic Goofballs, he is the Prankster God!

Lies! :mad:


You're not allergic to oatmeal, are you? :)

Lies! :mad:


You're not allergic to oatmeal, are you? :)

I refuse to answer this question due to my safety being at risk.

Lies! :mad:


You're not allergic to oatmeal, are you? :)

Only if i put it on my feet.

:)

Also, you all have a name underneath your Nations Title. Where do i get a name?
I stole mine from a passing Jew, I dunno where you'll get yours from.
Do i have no name? Am i nameless? And if im nameless does that mean im faceless?
Yes/Yes/No, because I'm about to conjure you one up.
Id like a face. Thanks.
No worries!

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/5695/nsgtardaf9.png

NSG = NationStates General.

You don't change your little title. Only the powers that be, Jolt, change the title.

Oh Ok. So how did Lunatic become Lunactic?

Sorry. Im new to this. If i ask too many stupid questions just put a hat on and ill shut up.

I stole mine from a passing Jew, I dunno where you'll get yours from.

Yes/Yes/No, because I'm about to conjure you one up.

No worries!

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/5695/nsgtardaf9.png

Firstly, you can do fancy quoting. Eg. 3 quotes in one post. How do i make them seperate like that?

Secondly, A passing Jew? I havent seen a Jew passing since 1934.

Thirdly, That was a lovely picture. I will print it and frame it and put it in a house that isnt mine.

:)

Firstly, you can do fancy quoting. Eg. 3 quotes in one post. How do i make them seperate like that?
I slept with Max Barry and all I got was multi-quote :(
Secondly, A passing Jew? I havent seen a Jew passing since 1934.
Nor have I. I'm 93.

I slept with Max Barry and all I got was multi-quote :(

Nor have I. I'm 93.


Where is this multiquote business you speak of? And whats max liek in the love shack?

93? Bananas thats age.

Only if i put it on my feet.

:)

The bombers are en route. You might want to don some socks. *looks at watch*

The bombers are en route. You might want to don some socks. *looks at watch*

Ahhh socks are for whimps!! Socks. Pffft. I laugh in the face of socks. muahahaha. *runs and gets socks*

I refuse to answer this question due to my safety being at risk.

The bombers are already en route. *looks at watch*

The bombers are en route. You might want to don some socks. *looks at watch*

You have bombers now?! I foresee the global DEFCON level rising to 1.

Where is this multiquote business you speak of?
You're reading it.
And whats max liek in the love shack?
I can only describe his mating style as "Australian"
93? Bananas thats age.
Damn right.

You're reading it.

I can only describe his mating style as "Australian"

Damn right.


I see. I am reading it. But how do i do it?

Also...I am Australian...Are we saying this is a bad thing or a good thing? :D

Ahhh socks are for whimps!! Socks. Pffft. I laugh in the face of socks. muahahaha. *runs and gets socks*

I like socks. Some days, I wear nothing but socks. It makes the bus rides much more interesting and not just for myself. *nod*

You have bombers now?! I foresee the global DEFCON level rising to 1.
LG is DEFCON.

I like socks. Some days, I wear nothing but socks. It makes the bus rides much more interesting and not just for myself. *nod*

Was that one of those 'You heard right. Yup Sir.' nods? Or one of those 'Im a slightly disturbed man with a twitch, i like how you look, sit on my lap?' Nods?

You have bombers now?!

*realizes this forum is probably being monitored* No....

<.<

>.>


Yes. :D

LG is DEFCON.

This does not surprise me...

*realizes this forum is probably being monitored* No....

<.<

>.>


Yes. :D

*Is confused and unable to foresee the future.*

I like you. You can stay. :)

Thankyou. Lets do lunch.

*Is confused and unable to foresee the future.*

I like you. You can stay. :)

Was that one of those 'You heard right. Yup Sir.' nods? Or one of those 'Im a slightly disturbed man with a twitch, i like how you look, sit on my lap?' Nods?

Yep. *nods*

Yep. *nods*

Agreed.

So am i the only Australian here? Or are there more of us Intellegent, Good Looking, funny beings around?

So am i the only Australian here? Or are there more of us Intellegent, Good Looking, funny beings around?

Well I'm here, cept I'm a Brit.:D

Well I'm here, cept I'm a Brit.:D

Hehaw! Well said. Brits are good. I like them well.

So am i the only Australian here? Or are there more of us Intellegent, Good Looking, funny beings around?

Despite a strict dress code, yes. There are quite a few australians here.

Despite a strict dress code, yes. There are quite a few australians here.

Oh! A low blow. I will take it with my head held high and my sleevless t-shirt firmly on.

;)

So am i the only Australian here? Or are there more of us Intellegent, Good Looking, funny beings around?

Believe it or not the guy that started this wacko site is from Oz. By the way Intellegent is spelled Intelligent.

Believe it or not the guy that started this wacko site is from Oz. By the way Intellegent is spelled Intelligent.

No need to get businessy. Nobody likes a know-it-all. :D

Yeah Ive been reading Max Barry for a good couple of years now. However only stumbled upon this site this afternoon thanks to a fellow reader who recommended it.

Did my ball land in this thread? no? well, I'm gonna stop for a drink anyway...

So, newbie induction ;)

*gets various torture devices ready*

I slept with Max Barry and all I got was multi-quote :(

Sigged for out of context lols

Did my ball land in this thread? no? well, I'm gonna stop for a drink anyway...

So, newbie induction ;)

*gets various torture devices ready*


Sigged for out of context lols


Newbie induction indeed! Hello there. Torture devices? What is it with boys and toys? First Lunatic and his weird socks thing and now you. Where does the crazyness end!

Newbie induction indeed! Hello there. Torture devices? What is it with boys and toys? First Lunatic and his weird socks thing and now you. Where does the crazyness end!

Ahhhh it doesn't, and don't mind LG he is, as Douglas Adams would likely say, mostly harmless, flippin clown!

Ahhhh it doesn't, and don't mind LG he is, as Douglas Adams would likely say, mostly harmless, flippin clown!

They're only harmless til someone gets hurt, then they are harmed, and its no longer....less.

Agreed.

They're only harmless til someone gets hurt, then they are harmed, and its no longer....less.

Agreed.

Less harmed, is still not fully harmed, which is quite a differant thing from fully armed, or indeed armless.

Agreed!

Not that anyone cares. But i have the last episode of Lost to watch now. So i will return in 2 hours! :D

Hello there. Torture devices? What is it with boys and toys?
Don't blame us :( it's in our nature.
Where does the crazyness end!
:eek: you mean to imply it might end??? *runs off crying*


Oh, I am one of these prodigal Australians you have already heard about. Where abouts in Aus are you from?

Don't blame us :( it's in our nature.

:eek: you mean to imply it might end??? *runs off crying*


Oh, I am one of these prodigal Australians you have already heard about. Where abouts in Aus are you from?

Melbourne. And you?

Ahhhh it doesn't, and don't mind LG he is, as Douglas Adams would likely say, mostly harmless, flippin clown!

Emphasis on 'mostly'. Mental harm is still harm, afterall. :)

In the RP forums in "Gameplay" (go back to the 'Nationstates' tab of the forums)

No, its the International Incidents forum.

Melbourne. And you?
Uhm... oh, sorry bout that...

I'm from Brissie

Uhm... oh, sorry bout that...

I'm from Brissie

Indeed. Is it warm?

yes :) I was able to comfortably walk all day yesterday in shorts and shirt :) (Even went for a swim :O)

How is Melbourne atm? freezy?

yes :) I was able to comfortably walk all day yesterday in shorts and shirt :) (Even went for a swim :O)

How is Melbourne atm? freezy?

Went for a swim! Rub it in why don't you?!
Pfffft.

Ahhh its not freezing...but it's slightly chilly. about 16 degrees. Bit of rain, not a lot though. Although we do really need it.

Went for a swim! Rub it in why don't you?!
Pfffft.
Oh...okay... NYEH NYEH NYEH NYEH NEEEHHH!!!

Ahhh its not freezing...but it's slightly chilly. about 16 degrees. Bit of rain, not a lot though. Although we do really need it.
:eek: 16 degrees... That is like an ice age for us :P

I do remember back when I was a kid, living in Central NSW & Melbourne feeling that 20 degrees was a heatwave...

hang out with the sick and twisted here in generalGenerally speaking, you certainly are. *bows*

Do what you like, or as you like it depending on the mood.
within the rules of course, but a few well placed bribes and those mods will...look the other way as it were.

seriously take nothing serious here unless it is serious. uh i wasn't being serious when i said that, see what i meant was eh...i was going to make a big speil about this until i realised i contradicted myself numerous times, so uh what was i saying again?

Oh...okay... NYEH NYEH NYEH NYEH NEEEHHH!!!

:eek: 16 degrees... That is like an ice age for us :P

I do remember back when I was a kid, living in Central NSW & Melbourne feeling that 20 degrees was a heatwave...

Nah, 20 isn't a heatwave. 20 is still cold. NSW isnt that different to us at all as far as temp goes. I lived there too...it even rains more in NSW now then it does in Melbourne! :)

Do what you like, or as you like it depending on the mood.
within the rules of course, but a few well placed bribes and those mods will...look the other way as it were.

seriously take nothing serious here unless it is serious. uh i wasn't being serious when i said that, see what i meant was eh...i was going to make a big speil about this until i realised i contradicted myself numerous times, so uh what was i saying again?

You were saying that the cupcakes Jenny sells in her bakery down the road are excellent.

RP = role-play. ;)
I was under the impression that RP stood for "rocket-propelled".

No, its the International Incidents forum.

Aye!

Plus NationStates, right next door, is a great place to get started once WC42 Signups start-and any other miscellaneous sporting events start.

Oh yeah-there's a basketball tourney starting NOW! Better hurry-signups should end any minute (or maybe an hour or two).

Linky to Basketball (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=557876)

I was under the impression that RP stood for "rocket-propelled".

Ah yes. Well that is true, it also stands for 'Reasonably Priced' and 'Rusty Penises'

So a RPG can be something else besides a phallic weapon that is very suitable to blow stuff to smithereens with? Huh, I was wondering why I kept getting pictures of dragons and fantasy heroes whenever I tried to find pictures of the ADD rocket-propelled grenade launcher on Google.

You were saying that the cupcakes Jenny sells in her bakery down the road are excellent.

ah yes, well see cupcakes vary in taste and texture depending on who you buy them from and how they're made.
For example a cupcake bought from a large foodstore may be more easily obtained than a homemade one, but they run the risk of being poorly made or too small, whereas homemade ones almost always taste better, but the time to make these can be quite a turnoff.
That is a turnoff in food terms not, ahem, other terms.

I'll drink to that.

Do i need to use my brain?

i like you. welcome to NSG :)

ah yes, well see cupcakes vary in taste and texture depending on who you buy them from and how they're made.
For example a cupcake bought from a large foodstore may be more easily obtained than a homemade one, but they run the risk of being poorly made or too small, whereas homemade ones almost always taste better, but the time to make these can be quite a turnoff.
That is a turnoff in food terms not, ahem, other terms.

I see where you are going this and i must say i concur.
I bought a cup cake recently from a bakery and it was quite possibly the best cupcake i have ever eaten in my whole life.

i like you. welcome to NSG :)

You are the 4th person who has said exactly like, i'm starting to feel very warm and fuzzy. Like a peach in the sun.

Thankyou.

:)