NationStates Jolt Archive

So, you and your handsome fleet have just repelled the attack of your enemies, and have completely obliterated their forces. Where do you go for your celebratory vacation and why?

Locations I would think of (mainly SW oriented)
Naboo- Fantastic climate, year round
Coruscant- Center of the Galaxy baby! Wonderful Shopping
Hoth: For all my skiing needs
Endor: Ewok hunting is a fine sport
Kashyyyk: I want a pet wookie.
Omricron Pesei 8- Because I hate humans too.

and...GO!

Traken. High tech, civilized, and totally crime-free.

Whar be de planet with de nekked wimmin?

The Shore Leave planet... you can get anything you want there, even Alice.

What the fuck is with all the crappy Star Wars planets and no fucking Risa.

Whar be de planet with de nekked wimmin?

Amazonia

The Shore Leave planet... you can get anything you want there, even Alice.

Don't forget crabs and herpes.

Off to the holodecks for me.

The Shore Leave planet... you can get anything you want there, even Alice.

What the fuck is with all the crappy Star Wars planets and no fucking Risa.

These

Really though, how can you have a topic about sci-fi vacation planets without listing the only planets created solely for vacations.

Anywhere that Riker isn't.

Just give me a home amongst the gum trees
With lots of Plum trees, sheep or two....

Whar be de planet with de nekked wimmin?

You are looking for Risa.

Don't forget crabs and herpes.
Yeah, but the planet's med robots can bring the dead back to life, I'm pretty sure that crabs and herpes won't bother it much.
http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Shore_Leave_Planet

Marklar.

What the fuck is with all the crappy Star Wars planets and no fucking Risa.

You are looking for Risa.

Is it me or are we nerdier than I remember?