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Multiple orgasms in Australia's parliament (http://www.stuff.co.nz/4569604a4560.html)
Multiple orgasms in Australia's parliament
Tuesday, 03 June 2008

A Liberal backbencher had multiple orgasms on the floor of Australia's parliament last night...

:D

Damn that was fun. I did have some gaffes in English (being a semi-native speaker), but it doesn't come any closer than that (mispronouncing "misled" for instance). How about you, did you have a particularly embarrassing linguistic moment? What did you do when you found yourself in that situation? Pies or Pancakes?

Discuss.

We were driving past a billboard that said, "RICK HUNT FORD" - an advert for a car dealership nearby.

I asked my wife, "I wonder if he has a brother named Mike?"

and she said, "Mike Hunt?"

and then she slapped me - we both burst out laughing...

I had a friend in grade 5 who made this slip of the tonuge all the time. She just could not get her tongue around the word organism. Made science class more interesting when we had to read aloud.

One of my nepthews when about 4-5 years old come runningup to his dad in the park waving a stick around shouting 'Dad look at my big dick'

We were driving past a billboard that said, "RICK HUNT FORD" - an advert for a car dealership nearby.

I asked my wife, "I wonder if he has a brother named Mike?"

and she said, "Mike Hunt?"

and then she slapped me - we both burst out laughing...
My friend and I back in high school compiled a list of those funny names... not sure where I put it...

My nephew was about 2 and I was watching him for a week for my sister. I had told him on Monday that if he was good all week that on Friday we would go buy him a goldfish he could keep at my house. Being 2 he didn't always pronounce things properly and when he said "fishy" it came out sounding like "pussy" so I kept trying to correct him all week "it's fffffffiiiiiiissshhhh" and so anyway, come Friday we are at the Walmart picking up a few things when I mistakenly go past the pet section.

"Pussy time! pussy time! I need my pussy! Get me a pussy"

OMG!

The kid wouldn't shut up......he was screaming it loudly

"I need my pussy now! I need a pussy now! Lets go buy one!"

I thought I would die.

you people have scary kids.
ah yes the old slip of the tongue on that word, how many cheap laughs has that attained i wonder?
as for embarressing moments go, probably when i had to do physical education, the folks saw my hairy legs, kids can be so cruel at times.
*snifs*

We were driving past a billboard that said, "RICK HUNT FORD" - an advert for a car dealership nearby.

I asked my wife, "I wonder if he has a brother named Mike?"

and she said, "Mike Hunt?"

and then she slapped me - we both burst out laughing...

I don't get it...

One of my nepthews when about 4-5 years old come runningup to his dad in the park waving a stick around shouting 'Dad look at my big dick'

ROFLMAO! Oh God...Ahh that's just priceless, that's what that is.

My nephew was about 2 and I was watching him for a week for my sister. I had told him on Monday that if he was good all week that on Friday we would go buy him a goldfish he could keep at my house. Being 2 he didn't always pronounce things properly and when he said "fishy" it came out sounding like "pussy" so I kept trying to correct him all week "it's fffffffiiiiiiissshhhh" and so anyway, come Friday we are at the Walmart picking up a few things when I mistakenly go past the pet section.

"Pussy time! pussy time! I need my pussy! Get me a pussy"

OMG!

The kid wouldn't shut up......he was screaming it loudly

"I need my pussy now! I need a pussy now! Lets go buy one!"

I thought I would die.

ROFLMAO! Wow! ROFL! Ahh, that is great also.

I don't get it...



Mike Hunt sounds like My ****

Mike Hunt sounds like My ****

Say it out loud.

OOoo hehehe. That's funny.

I don't get it...

Say it out loud.

you people have scary kids.
ah yes the old slip of the tongue on that word, how many cheap laughs has that attained i wonder?
as for embarressing moments go, probably when i had to do physical education, the folks saw my hairy legs, kids can be so cruel at times.
*snifs*

Hah a few xmases back we where in the pub meeting the rest o teh family, you know, brothers, sisters and dad.

My brother Stuart was there with his dragon of a wife, a truely awful woman, anyhoo she was wearing a rugby top, not for the English team but for the Welsh one.


I meant to say 'That's an ugly rugby top you have on there' It came out as 'Thats an ungly face yo have there'

Well it took about 3 seconds of stunned silence until everybody, Stuart included, burst into laughter, and it had the added effect that his wife don't really talk to me any more.

A classmate of mine in middle school, in a discussion about the octopus, asked if it grabbed things with its testicles. That was rather amusing. :p

My nephew was about 2 and I was watching him for a week for my sister. I had told him on Monday that if he was good all week that on Friday we would go buy him a goldfish he could keep at my house. Being 2 he didn't always pronounce things properly and when he said "fishy" it came out sounding like "pussy" so I kept trying to correct him all week "it's fffffffiiiiiiissshhhh" and so anyway, come Friday we are at the Walmart picking up a few things when I mistakenly go past the pet section.

"Pussy time! pussy time! I need my pussy! Get me a pussy"

OMG!

The kid wouldn't shut up......he was screaming it loudly

"I need my pussy now! I need a pussy now! Lets go buy one!"

I thought I would die.


ROFLMFAO!!!!:D

Hah a few xmases back we where in the pub meeting the rest o teh family, you know, brothers, sisters and dad.

My brother Stuart was there with his dragon of a wife, a truely awful woman, anyhoo she was wearing a rugby top, not for the English team but for the Welsh one.


I meant to say 'That's an ugly rugby top you have on there' It came out as 'Thats an ungly face yo have there'

Well it took about 3 seconds of stunned silence until everybody, Stuart included, burst into laughter, and it had the added effect that his wife don't really talk to me any more.
:eek:
lolverymuch.
poor woman, it's not like she can fix her face if she is ugly can she?

Another embarrassing problem i had was my deep voice, when i had to read out a certain piece of text (as you do in school), it often brought out various laughs from other people and numerous jokes. I know my voice sounds bad, but i had no idea it was that funny. (shudders)
Mind you the jokes stopped after i hit about 5 foot 10, odd that isn't it?
Yeah, i'll get them back.:)

This is also related to GMOs. A classmate of mine was debating in class about the merits of Genetically Modified Organisms. On his closing statement, he passionately said, "...GMOs are needed... to produce... more craps!"

Everybody was shocked, nobody said a word. And then he corrected his statement with that funny look in his face: "...crops." Then that's the time everybody laughed, including us, who were his teammates in the debate. We still bring up his gaffe every now and then.

This is also related to GMOs. A classmate of mine was debating in class about the merits of Genetically Modified Organisms. On his closing statement, he passionately said, "...GMOs are needed... to produce... more craps!"

Everybody was shocked, nobody said a word. And then he corrected his statement with that funny look in his face: "...crops." Then that's the time everybody laughed, including us, who were his teammates in the debate. We still bring up his gaffe every now and then.

:D Ah, crap!

I think I would kill myself if it was my job to write stories like these.

I think I would kill myself if it was my job to write stories like these.

???
This suggests that you either don't write stories like these, or you do and you want to kill yourself.
and again.
???