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I was just wondering... porn comes in so many varieties, which one is your favourite? (poll coming)

Being unable to link makes me sad.

But I like my porn BDSMy and consensual. Doms, Dommes and TS Dommes all good.

Milk, two sugars.

Being unable to link makes me sad.

But I like my porn BDSMy and consensual. Doms, Dommes and TS Dommes all good.

This

I don't like porn.

Where's the everything option?

Being unable to link makes me sad.

But I like my porn BDSMy and consensual. Doms, Dommes and TS Dommes all good.

Yep, makes me sad, too. I started this thread cause I just realised how much I love this porn stories web page I know...

Not too much into BDSM, but I like groups.

I'm not into guys at all, so I've noticed a preference for women only pr0n.

Where's the everything option?

I'm asking for favourites. They can't all be :p

To repeat my very first post on NSG (gods, five years ago now:eek: ):

"Nekkid goats"

:D

This

Like Neesika?

Eh, amateur stuff for the win. None of this irritating "OOH YES!" rubbish.

Eh, amateur stuff for the win. None of this irritating "OOH YES!" rubbish.

Seconded. Stories are my personal favourite, but amateur films are a very close number 2.

Yeah, amateur is the real thing:)

Or as closest you can get in porn anyway:rolleyes:

Seconded. Stories are my personal favourite, but amateur films are a very close number 2.
For me it's the other way 'round, I like to read, too.
Yeah, amateur is the real thing:)

Or as closest you can get in porn anyway:rolleyes:
Damn right. The orgasms are only as fake as they would be anyway :p

Poll needs to be multichoice, imo. Paul Simon said it best in Kodachrome, "they could never match my sweet imagination." ;)

Yep, makes me sad, too. I started this thread cause I just realised how much I love this porn stories web page I know...

Not too much into BDSM, but I like groups.

TG me please?

I like groups as well...I'll send you the link my fav group site :D

TG me please?

I like groups as well...I'll send you the link my fav group site :D

Check your TGs :)

I like it to be real. Vaseline-lensed silicon is not my idea of hot. Regular folks getting it on, yes. In fact, I'm a bit of an audio voyeur. I don't really need pictures if I have legitimate sounds.

I'm quite partial to a bit of not pr0n (http://www.deathball.net/notpron/), but only when I'm in the mood.

I have a lot of comics and some "hentai", but mostly just because I like to collect things. I haven't even read/watched at most of them. So I guess my favorite has to be professional films from Japan, but only because I dislike everything else more.

I like it to be real. Vaseline-lensed silicon is not my idea of hot. Regular folks getting it on, yes. In fact, I'm a bit of an audio voyeur. I don't really need pictures if I have legitimate sounds.

Pics don't do much for me. Video is better, but my mind is the best, so I like reading porn the best.

I was just wondering... porn comes in so many varieties, which one is your favourite? (poll coming)

I prefer amateur porn films because the professional ones always look so amateurish.
:p

Pics don't do much for me. Video is better, but my mind is the best, so I like reading porn the best.

I agree -- imagination beats anything on video, and reading/audio only is all the help I need. Unless I need to just bust a nut to take the edge off. There are incredible, lingering orgasms, and "fast food" sock-fillers, too.

I prefer amateur porn films because the professional ones always look so amateurish.
:p

Wait, what?

I agree -- imagination beats anything on video, and reading/audio only is all the help I need. Unless I need to just bust a nut to take the edge off. There are incredible, lingering orgasms, and "fast food" sock-fillers, too.

Hahahahahhaa, this is true. 30 seconds to a 1/2 second orgasm, or 30 minutes to a 30 second orgasm...

there's a serious lack of quality, convincing bi porn on the internet.

I don't like porn.

Despite what I said on Gm, I really don't like it either. I suppose if I was married and my spouse got into it, I could probably get into it with her for what ever reason. As a general rule though, I stay away from it.

Stories. I like to use my imagination ;)

Movies tend to show too much - and most porn actrices are not that goodlooking either.

there's a serious lack of quality, convincing bi porn on the internet.

That's for damn sure.

I'd like more bi couple group porn.

I was just wondering... porn comes in so many varieties, which one is your favourite? (poll coming)

*looks at poll*
*considers each poll option*

I vote... "All of the above and then some."

Wouldn't peep shows, strip shows and other 'entertainment' be considered porn?

:p

Stories.

there's a serious lack of quality, convincing bi porn on the internet.
Totally. What's up with that?

it's a conspiracy, i tell you, it's true!

Uh, all of the above. Though pictures don't do much for me.

Totally. What's up with that?

Simple. There are no bis.

Classic, especially ones like Deep Throat and The Opening of Misty Beethoven, but I've seen some pretty odd ones like San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon and Midget Goes Hawaiian and they were effin' hilarious.

That's for damn sure.

I'd like more bi couple group porn.

yeh, that's what i want to see. i've seen a couple of shitty photosets and maybe a clip or two but they were all terrible and the actors clearly didn't want to be there. also at least one involved leather or pvc outfits (can't remember exactly) which i'm just not into.

I like a lot of different stuff, if you must know.

Live and in person

Pics don't do much for me. Video is better, but my mind is the best, so I like reading porn the best.

Aye. Switching between reading a short story, then some video stuff, and back seems to be the best thing though.

This thread is useless without pics. :(

I prefer erotica stories and amateur film. A lot more genuine, methinks.

No-pic-or-video-sharing-for-free-motherfucka.

You can come to our parties for free, and I'll show you a good time... :eek:

Live and in person

No-pic-or-video-sharing-for-free-motherfucka.

Totally. What's up with that?
Producers seem to either stick to straight work or gay work, depending on their personal preferences. Doesn't appear to be many bi directors out there.

Live and in person
Pics or it didn't happen :p

Pics or it didn't happen :p

The kind of pics that get you banned from NS...

The kind of pics that get you banned from NS...

But not UMP, so put up or shut up :P

I was just wondering... porn comes in so many varieties, which one is your favourite? (poll coming)
As I've grown older, I've found that almost all porn tends to disgust me in most cases, not because of the sex itself, but because it always seems to be about "making the man happy" rather than actually being about what I see as sex.

Of course, what I'd really like is romantic porn, but that's never going to happen. (By romantic porn, I basically mean a movie about sex between two partners who aren't going crazy with moaning or shouting about penises inside them or stupid things like that and actually having sex because they love each other. Call me a sap, but that intrigues me far more than the run of the mill "OH MY GOD FUCK ME HARDER" bullshit.)

Milk, two sugars.Like I like my coffee - Stewed, bitter and in a plastic cup.

As I've grown older, I've found that almost all porn tends to disgust me in most cases, not because of the sex itself, but because it always seems to be about "making the man happy" rather than actually being about what I see as sex.

Of course, what I'd really like is romantic porn, but that's never going to happen. (By romantic porn, I basically mean a movie about sex between two partners who aren't going crazy with moaning or shouting about penises inside them or stupid things like that and actually having sex because they love each other. Call me a sap, but that intrigues me far more than the run of the mill "OH MY GOD FUCK ME HARDER" bullshit.)

Try amateur porn... I find that ticks all those boxes, while still sometimes featuring a little dirty talk. I like dirty talk. :D

Other than that, stories are good... can be as romantic as you want them.

*looks at poll*
*considers each poll option*

I vote... "All of the above and then some."

Wouldn't peep shows, strip shows and other 'entertainment' be considered porn?

:p

Hmmm... I don't know. I had porn down as "anything you can jack off to". So strip shows aren't really in the same league, are they?

Hmmm... I don't know. I had porn down as "anything you can jack off to". So strip shows aren't really in the same league, are they?

I've been to strip shows and live sex shows where people in the audience were masturbating.

I've been to strip shows and live sex shows where people in the audience were masturbating.

Ok, so they fall under "Other", then.

I was just wondering... porn comes in so many varieties, which one is your favourite? (poll coming)

got any good free sites??

Hmmm... I don't know. I had porn down as "anything you can jack off to". So strip shows aren't really in the same league, are they?

but.......donkey shows are right?

covered in beeees!!

but.......donkey shows are right?

I had a cousin take a group of us to a "donkey show" in Tijuana however we didn't know we would be seeing this. It was years ago and can still not get the image out of my head. It was very wrong and don't get the whole animal thing. We almost beat the crap out of my cousin. However we did get him back later on with a male stripper.

I've been to strip shows and live sex shows where people in the audience were masturbating.

Something is wrong with this. Can't really figure out what it is but it just seems wrong. :p

While I definitely like having sound effects in porn, any hint of the male actor's voice is an instant turn off. So in terms of movies I would have to stick to lesbians, preferably with good audio effects. Extra bonus if the actress looks good of course.

there's a serious lack of quality, convincing bi porn on the internet.
Not if you're willing to pay for it.

Stirred, not shaken.

As I've grown older, I've found that almost all porn tends to disgust me in most cases, not because of the sex itself, but because it always seems to be about "making the man happy" rather than actually being about what I see as sex.

Of course, what I'd really like is romantic porn, but that's never going to happen. (By romantic porn, I basically mean a movie about sex between two partners who aren't going crazy with moaning or shouting about penises inside them or stupid things like that and actually having sex because they love each other. Call me a sap, but that intrigues me far more than the run of the mill "OH MY GOD FUCK ME HARDER" bullshit.)
You have a preference for "For Ladies" porn. There's a whole segment of the industry targeting female consumers, and it's much more like what you describe.

Not if you're willing to pay for it.

i'm poor, i don't pay for anything i can get a reasonable substitute for at no cost.

You have a preference for "For Ladies" porn. There's a whole segment of the industry targeting female consumers, and it's much more like what you describe.
Why am I not surprised...

Dinosaurs....!!!:p

I like my porn like I like my women.

I don't really know. I'm yet to find porn I really like, but I suppose I like ametuer interracial & I quite like some of the Suicide Girls photography.

I'd rather make my own porn, haha.

I'd rather make my own porn, haha.

That is actually an interesting idea..

I can't imagine what it would be like seeing myself in a porn.. and actually enjoying it...

*shudders*
Some things are never meant to be.

I don't honestly like porn (save to laugh at), not out of any moralistic streak but just because voyeurism isn't really my thing. I prefer being an active participant. ;)

Well-written erotica or sexy romantic films can be fun, though - something with actual compelling characters that I can identify with.

Well-written erotica or sexy romantic films can be fun, though - something with actual compelling characters that I can identify with.

You'd love my dialogue and daily life then. ;)

Porn can be decent. I picked professional films because I had to pick something, although I wouldn't say I'm partial to such films.

Seconded. Stories are my personal favourite, but amateur films are a very close number 2.

This. I wavered between both of those options. To me there's just nothing hot about people getting it on with bad dialogue and a blank look like they're calculating their income tax returns in their heads.

Written smut.

This. I wavered between both of those options. To me there's just nothing hot about people getting it on with bad dialogue and a blank look like they're calculating their income tax returns in their heads.
Holy shit, sex must be good for arithmetic!

*takes note*

How do you like your p0rn?
…arithmetic

That. Carry the one, baby, carry the one!

So, I recently spent a few weeks looking into porn because my SO expressed an interest in us watching it. What I discovered is:

I really dislike most porn. :p Some amateur stuff is okay, and some of the "for ladies" stuff is okay... but what I REALLY prefer is more along the lines of super-sexy movie scenes than porn itself. Think along the lines of the movie "Unfaithful". The chemistry seems so much more real, and the sex so much more intense than basically any porn I've watched, and this does include that whole "for ladies" genre, which still seems... lacking in story, character, and chemistry. Mostly in character, actually; I can't get into watching sex unless I actually care about the people having the sex. It can be rough sex, romantic sex, kinky as anything sex... but I need real, developed characters in order to be interested.

So, I recently spent a few weeks looking into porn because my SO expressed an interest in us watching it. What I discovered is:

I really dislike most porn. :p Some amateur stuff is okay, and some of the "for ladies" stuff is okay... but what I REALLY prefer is more along the lines of super-sexy movie scenes than porn itself. Think along the lines of the movie "Unfaithful". The chemistry seems so much more real, and the sex so much more intense than basically any porn I've watched, and this does include that whole "for ladies" genre, which still seems... lacking in story, character, and chemistry. Mostly in character, actually; I can't get into watching sex unless I actually care about the people having the sex. It can be rough sex, romantic sex, kinky as anything sex... but I need real, developed characters in order to be interested.

I was totally thinking of "Unfaithful" when someone else mentioned hot scenes in mainstream films. That movie had some unbelievably steamy scenes, and I agree that a lot of it had to do with the actors being real actors, and actually conveying lust, desperation, disgust, etc. You just don't find a lot of that, even in amateur porn.

http://aklemai.com/albums/forum/PEDO.jpg

Ewww.

Professional porn. Amateur porn can be good, but too frequently it's just one camera angle, and a boring one at that.

So, I recently spent a few weeks looking into porn because my SO expressed an interest in us watching it. What I discovered is:

I really dislike most porn. :p Some amateur stuff is okay, and some of the "for ladies" stuff is okay... but what I REALLY prefer is more along the lines of super-sexy movie scenes than porn itself. Think along the lines of the movie "Unfaithful". The chemistry seems so much more real, and the sex so much more intense than basically any porn I've watched, and this does include that whole "for ladies" genre, which still seems... lacking in story, character, and chemistry. Mostly in character, actually; I can't get into watching sex unless I actually care about the people having the sex. It can be rough sex, romantic sex, kinky as anything sex... but I need real, developed characters in order to be interested.

Funny, that. If I like a clip, it's usually because I start identifying with any one of the characters... I usually don't need much of a story for that.

Professional porn. Amateur porn can be good, but too frequently it's just one camera angle, and a boring one at that.

I prefer the one camera angle to the silly moaning and plasticy looks...

Some of the "reality" stuff is the best...nothing staged where you can tell they're really not into it, and nothing too ridiculously cheesy. Also, all-female stuff is best.

Seriously, though? Stories > porn any day. Let me put it this way - I'm 260 lbs, not particularly well-hung, and lousy in bed. And I can write a tantalizing story. Can I make porn? Or rather, can I make porn that won't induce either vomiting or laughter?

http://aklemai.com/albums/forum/PEDO.jpg[/IMG]

you'd mix a 12 year old malt with coke?? you monster!

I'd rather make my own porn, haha.

So do I.... but it's fucking difficult.

So do I.... but it's fucking difficult.

BA-DA-DUM *tish*:D

I like hentai, even if you all think I´m sick and yadda yadda yadda...

But like Amor stated, it´s better when one makes his/her own porn.:cool:

What no all of the above?

I'm not into guys at all, so I've noticed a preference for women only pr0n.

T0tally sce0nded.

I tend not to answer these kinds of questions, as it's very annoying when people ask this IRL. (Yeah, people do that in high school) But, limits aside, I do like women-only porn.

Gangbangs, guys on girl. As odd as this may sound, I prefer it to be the least degrading possible (well, as little degrading as gangbangs can be).

I like hentai, even if you all think I´m sick and yadda yadda yadda...

But like Amor stated, it´s better when one makes his/her own porn.:cool:

It depends on the hentai. Some of it I find extremely disgusting and distasteful, but some of it's pretty hot.

It depends on the hentai. Some of it I find extremely disgusting and distasteful, but some of it's pretty hot.

I like it all... except when it deals with under age girls being taken by their brothers or fathers.

I would say yes to all but magazines because they`re...photoshopped...and hentai...it`s just disturbing and the screams of the japanese girls...oh dear...also I`d prefer amateur porn to professional.The latter is of very low quality as the actors have done it over and over again and it`s just...not there.

Then again nearly everything turns me on,even the most unerotic things.Now onder,I was asked a few times by my friends if I were a part-tme pornstar.Hmmm...one day maybe,but with feeling :fluffle:

I like it all... except when it deals with under age girls being taken by their brothers or fathers.

That, and I've seen some pretty nasty stuff involving mutilation. Total turnoff.

What're your thoughts on tentacles? I've heard some surprisingly different opinions from a lot of people I wouldn't have expected those responses from.

What're your thoughts on tentacles? I've heard some surprisingly different opinions from a lot of people I wouldn't have expected those responses from.

I have mixed feelings with the tentacles. Sometimes it looks hot, other times, when the girls seem to be too young or when there´s too much graphic violence involved in the act, it´s a complete turn off.

I have mixed feelings with the tentacles. Sometimes it looks hot, other times, when the girls seem to be too young or when there´s too much graphic violence involved in the act, it´s a complete turn off.

Know what you mean. Some of it can be pretty tasteful, but a lot of it's just nasty.

Anything works for me as long as it fits into my fetishes.

Know what you mean. Some of it can be pretty tasteful, but a lot of it's just nasty.

Yup. Anyway, I watch hentai and porn, for that matter, when the fancy strikes. Otherwise, I don´t watch it much.

I can't really understand what's so hot about hentai, I mean....it's a cartóón, drawn by someone.
Myself, I like my pr0n genuine, I háte fake and most of the time that means "professional": girls who go all squirmy and moany and do those "hot" looks in the camara, yuk. No I want to see girls who réally enjoy what they're doing, actually have genuine pleasure. Most of the time, this doesn't mean squirming like an eel or moaning like a wolf, you can instantly see and notice when a girl is getting a real and genuine orgasm. That's the stuff ;)

Poll needs to be multichoice, imo. Paul Simon said it best in Kodachrome, "they could never match my sweet imagination." ;)
That's as close as the poll options are likely to get. *nods*

I have mixed feelings with the tentacles.
....and here's the winner. :D
F*in' sigline limit! :mad:

Gangbangs, guys on girl. As odd as this may sound, I prefer it to be the least degrading possible (well, as little degrading as gangbangs can be).True that, about "odd as this may sound". o.9

True that, about "odd as this may sound". o.9

Yeah, I dunno. I just don't find it appealing.

Yeah, I dunno. I just don't find it appealing.
The odd part would really be in finding a few that aren't particularly degrading, honestly.
Oh, and you would've *loved* my high school.

I'm a bit of an audio voyeur. I don't really need pictures if I have legitimate sounds.That reminds me of the South Park episode last night, actually. :D "Brazilian fart porn"
BTW - do you mean to include "dialogue" in that regard?
Funny, as i type this, i have the suspicion there's a kind of group activity one apartment over, some sport or t'other on the tube, that is rendering a significant soundtrack. :)

There are incredible, lingering orgasms, and "fast food" sock-fillers, too.Again with the sigs.

As a general rule though, I stay away from it....but, it believes in you! :D

BTW, your sig is less pretty of late. You should use Intangelon's instead.
*points*

Stories.TG.
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As I've grown older, I've found that almost all porn tends to disgust me in most cases, not because of the sex itself, but because it always seems to be about "making the man happy" rather than actually being about what I see as sex.

Of course, what I'd really like is romantic porn, but that's never going to happen. (By romantic porn, I basically mean a movie about sex between two partners who aren't going crazy with moaning or shouting about penises inside them or stupid things like that and actually having sex because they love each other. Call me a sap, but that intrigues me far more than the run of the mill "OH MY GOD FUCK ME HARDER" bullshit.)
*ahem*

covered in beeees!!
Honey first, honey. :)

I'd rather make my own porn, haha.
Hmmm ....
Oh, I'm a market they can't glut!

Funny, that. If I like a clip, it's usually because I start identifying with any one of the characters... I usually don't need much of a story for that.

I don't need to identify with them, I just need to *care* about them. I don't care about random people thrown on a screen having sex. I'm not invested in them in any way, and therefore, I could really care less what they're engaging in. That's basically how it works, for me.

I was totally thinking of "Unfaithful" when someone else mentioned hot scenes in mainstream films. That movie had some unbelievably steamy scenes, and I agree that a lot of it had to do with the actors being real actors, and actually conveying lust, desperation, disgust, etc. You just don't find a lot of that, even in amateur porn.

Think along the lines of the movie "Unfaithful". The chemistry seems so much more real, and the sex so much more intense than basically any porn I've watched, and this does include that whole "for ladies" genre, which still seems... lacking in story, character, and chemistry. Mostly in character, actually; I can't get into watching sex unless I actually care about the people having the sex. It can be rough sex, romantic sex, kinky as anything sex... but I need real, developed characters in order to be interested.

Well, to be fair, Diane Lane *is* quite attractive in that flick.

I don't need to identify with them, I just need to *care* about them. I don't care about random people thrown on a screen having sex. I'm not invested in them in any way, and therefore, I could really care less what they're engaging in. That's basically how it works, for me.What, not working like crazy right now?
I wouldn't think they'd have so much laptop usage at your work ... ;)

What, not working like crazy right now?
I wouldn't think they'd have so much laptop usage at your work ... ;)

I worked 9-5 today, and then some. And then I came home and cried. :p Work is kicking my ass.

/off topic.

I worked 9-5 today, and then some. And then I came home and cried. :p Work is kicking my ass.

/off topic.*consoles*
Well, like i'd said, if ya worked at my place, you'd have to put up with almost all the guys hitting on you. A lot. So i can't offer that one up. Oh yeah, and it's colder and darker for longer up here than it is there, i suspect - although, the sun's up til 11.30 these days. :)

*consoles*
Well, like i'd said, if ya worked at my place, you'd have to put up with almost all the guys hitting on you. A lot. So i can't offer that one up. Oh yeah, and it's colder and darker for longer up here than it is there, i suspect - although, the sun's up til 11.30 these days. :)

I'm from northern BC. I can do dark and cold. In fact, I prefer it. :p We had a nice, rainy day here, first one in awhile, and it was a tiny piece of salvation. As for men, well - as vain as this sounds - I'm somewhat used to guys hitting on me. My SO teases me about it; but then, women hit on him constantly when I'm standing right there, so it's a two-way street.

And we're totally sidetracking the thread. I would TG you, but tonight's one of those nights were one-on-one communication is just not gonna happen. In fact, bed sounds good right now.

My SO teases me about it; but then, women hit on him constantly when I'm standing right there, so it's a two-way street.It's something like that with wifey & i as well. She says i'm getting hit on a lot when i don't see it that way :p
...although i've taken note that almost every single one of her friends hit on me with her there. o.9

And we're totally sidetracking the thread. I would TG you, but tonight's one of those nights were one-on-one communication is just not gonna happen. In fact, bed sounds good right now.
Here's the funny part - i'm on a NS thread about porn, talking with you, and i'm in bed too n/k
... but to take "the curse" off it, wifey's computer is playing a women artists' playlist as she saws a log or two.
Ah well. Have a good eve, then. Haven't had din-din yet and battery's almost dead on the laptop. *bows*

I'm not sure i can stay on topic of porn, come to think of it. It's easier to come to mind the instances of amusement involving porn. There's lots of that. :)

Depends on my mood but amateur stuff rocks

So do I.... but it's fucking difficult.

I'm a film major. It wouldn't be too hard for me. ;)

....and here's the winner. :D
F*in' sigline limit! :mad:The sigline limit is 8 lines, not 4.

Know what you mean. Some of it can be pretty tasteful, but a lot of it's just nasty.

I can honestly say I've never seen tasteful tentacle hentai.
I like some of it... maybe because it's more imaginative than any kind of real action.

I can't really understand what's so hot about hentai, I mean....it's a cartóón, drawn by someone.
Myself, I like my pr0n genuine, I háte fake and most of the time that means "professional": girls who go all squirmy and moany and do those "hot" looks in the camara, yuk. No I want to see girls who réally enjoy what they're doing, actually have genuine pleasure. Most of the time, this doesn't mean squirming like an eel or moaning like a wolf, you can instantly see and notice when a girl is getting a real and genuine orgasm. That's the stuff ;)

I know what you mean. The worst thing in professional porn is when the girl stares straight at the camera... totally ruins the whole thing, I think.

Gangbangs, guys on girl. As odd as this may sound, I prefer it to be the least degrading possible (well, as little degrading as gangbangs can be).

How are gangbangs degrading? :confused:

Rarely watch it anymore, but when I do .. amateur for sure. In to it and being for real. It's very rare from what I've seen. Can't stand faked shit.

How are gangbangs degrading? :confused:
Have you ever watched gangbang clips on the internet?

Edit: nvm, i only just realized how he phrased it.

Stories. Pictures or videos I find a epic turnoff for some reason. The only thing they raise for me is a giggle;)

Have you ever watched gangbang clips on the internet?

Edit: nvm, i only just realized how he phrased it.

I have... can't say they were very degrading, in my eyes. I quite liked them.

....and here's the winner. :D
F*in' sigline limit! :mad:

:confused:

free?

free?

Like the seals?

Like the seals?

and the crazy dancing walrus? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDg7kWgs5e0)

and the crazy dancing walrus? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDg7kWgs5e0)

Or the silly clowning cats?

free?

Like the seals?

and the crazy dancing walrus? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDg7kWgs5e0)

Must resist temptation to make joke about "Free Willy"... must resist...:D

from the selections-amateur film- I dont like "acting", professional makeup or silicone.

Must resist temptation to make joke about "Free Willy"... must resist...:D

Make it, make it, make it, make it!!!!!:D

Make it, make it, make it, make it!!!!!:D

Have him make it too much, and it'll turn blue.

Have him make it too much, and it'll turn blue.

Blue is an interesting color to turn to.

Blue is an interesting color to turn to. really? not purple?

I can't really understand what's so hot about hentai, I mean....it's a cartóón, drawn by someone.
Myself, I like my pr0n genuine, I háte fake and most of the time that means "professional": girls who go all squirmy and moany and do those "hot" looks in the camara, yuk. No I want to see girls who réally enjoy what they're doing, actually have genuine pleasure. Most of the time, this doesn't mean squirming like an eel or moaning like a wolf, you can instantly see and notice when a girl is getting a real and genuine orgasm. That's the stuff ;)
the advantage to a "cartoon" is that you can stretch the boundaries of the imagination and litterally plug any gaps with whatever comes to mind. turning the nomal routine of hamering a nail into something a little more interesting.

also, the fact that you consider live action porn 'genuine'... ;)

I know what you mean. The worst thing in professional porn is when the girl stares straight at the camera... totally ruins the whole thing, I think. oh yeah... that really ruins it.

the advantage to a "cartoon" is that you can stretch the boundaries of the imagination and litterally plug any gaps with whatever comes to mind. turning the nomal routine of hamering a nail into something a little more interesting.
That explains it, understandable ;)

also, the fact that you consider live action porn 'genuine'... ;)

Not just real porn, what I ment was people who visibly enjoy what they're doing, I think honest would've been a better word then genuine. For example, I'm almots disgusted of that lesbian porn where you see those girl all squirmy and moany and staring "horny" in the camara and...well I think you know what I mean, I don't think I'm allowed to post a link to an example ;) What I really like, is honest sex, when you see 2 girls really like eachother and doing it for themselfs, not for the camara. Not all the dirty and "horny" stuff, but sensual love making. That's the stuff I say.

By the way, do you guys notice that some people are all bitching that women are objectified in porn, but that it's actually the opposite? Really, it's the women's orgasm and pleasure wich is zoomed in upon most of the time, the guys are just in there for there penis, just dildo's on legs. If ányone is objectified in porn, it's the men!

really? not purple?

I particularly like purple, so yes. Purple is a good a color to turn to too.:p

I particularly like purple, so yes. Purple is a good a color to turn to too.:p

How do I like my porn huh? Starring Nanatsu would be preferred. I guess we'd file that under amateur like I voted in the poll. Yet we know there's nothing amateur about her. :eek:

Not just real porn, what I ment was people who visibly enjoy what they're doing, I think honest would've been a better word then genuine. For example, I'm almots disgusted of that lesbian porn where you see those girl all squirmy and moany and staring "horny" in the camara and...well I think you know what I mean, I don't think I'm allowed to post a link to an example ;) What I really like, is honest sex, when you see 2 girls really like eachother and doing it for themselfs, not for the camara. Not all the dirty and "horny" stuff, but sensual love making. That's the stuff I say.that's not porn. but a great love scene. :p

By the way, do you guys notice that some people are all bitching that women are objectified in porn, but that it's actually the opposite? Really, it's the women's orgasm and pleasure wich is zoomed in upon most of the time, the guys are just in there for there penis, just dildo's on legs. If ányone is objectified in porn, it's the men!
well, To be honest... it's easy to tell when men have an orgasm. :p

How do I like my porn huh? Starring Nanatsu would be preferred. I guess we'd file that under amateur like I voted in the poll. Yet we know there's nothing amateur about her. :eek:

Flatterer.:p

that's not porn. but a great love scene. :p
In that case I hate porn and I love a great love scene ;)


well, To be honest... it's easy to tell when men have an orgasm. :p
True, but we're nothing but machines in there!

well, To be honest... it's easy to tell when men have an orgasm. :p

You realise orgasming is not necessarily a sign of pleasure ;) ?
Hell - guys can orgasm while being electrocuted.

You realise orgasming is not necessarily a sign of pleasure ;) ?
Hell - guys can orgasm while being electrocuted.

He said it was easy, not that it was always pleasurable.

He said it was easy, not that it was always pleasurable.

Bbut we were talking about how porn movies focus on the pleasure of women and objectify men to "orgasming dildos".

Bbut we were talking about how porn movies focus on the pleasure of women and objectify men to "orgasming dildos".
and where does the 'objectifying men to orgasming dildos' mention anything about the pleasures for men? :p

My favorite porn site is a nobrainer. Without saying what the website is, its the youtube version of porn. Tens of thousands of absolutly free videos of all kinds and flavors and all free in the same way youtube is. /thread

NO dudes, all women all the time (the occassional donkey for fun)

Sunny side up.




Films (amateur) actually, but most is ok, apart from Hentai....that just weirds me out, especially when they bring out the tentacles. *squelch*

NO dudes, all women all the time (the occassional donkey for fun)
Not dude donkeys? :confused:

The sigline limit is 8 lines, not 4.

Odd, since someone deleted half of mine, leaving me with 4.

I'm a film major. It wouldn't be too hard for me. ;)

*whimpers*

:confused:

Like Jello said ....
...you're still a winner, obviously. :p

anything that involves a goot titwank. :p

My favorite porn site is a nobrainer. Without saying what the website is, its the youtube version of porn. Tens of thousands of absolutly free videos of all kinds and flavors and all free in the same way youtube is. /threadThere are several of those.

There are several of those.

I know which one he's talking about. Good site... good site.

Like Jello said ....
...you're still a winner, obviously. :p

I feel harassed.


LOL!

Of the man on man on maybe another man variety

I'm not a fan of porn so it has to be a little creative otherwise I ain't going to watch.
I little history that makers sense is always good.:eek:

I feel harassed.
Perhaps .... braw?
Then the illusion is complete!

I'm not voting in the poll because it should be multiple choice. -_-

I really don't care, as long as it's a real person and not a cartoon..

And none of that retarded cosplay shit.

I'm not voting in the poll because it should be multiple choice. -_-
Yeah, i didn't see furniture, cacti or cheesegraters in there. *grrr*

I really don't care, as long as it's a real person and not a cartoon..

And none of that retarded cosplay shit.

What if it's a porn version of "Opposites Attract" from that American Idol lady (or Pea-Tear Griffin)?

Yeah, i didn't see furniture, cacti or cheesegraters in there. *grrr*
Or film canisters.

What if it's a porn version of "Opposites Attract" from that American Idol lady (or Pea-Tear Griffin)?

Well.. no.

Say, speaking of pussy, how's your wife?

Or film canisters.8mm? o.9

Well.. no.

Say, speaking of pussy, how's your wife?Imminent.
Well, fecund at least. Sleeps a lot. Eats a lot. Talks a lot about imminent issues. Affecting gravity in strange and interesting new ways. Waddling. Glowing. Pensive. Agitated. Scatterbrained. Undeterred. Something along those lines. Typical?

8mm? o.9

Have you never?
Imminent.
Well, fecund at least. Sleeps a lot. Eats a lot. Talks a lot about imminent issues. Affecting gravity in strange and interesting new ways. Waddling. Glowing. Pensive. Agitated. Scatterbrained. Undeterred. Something along those lines.

You should buy her a jump rope.

So how many are we talking? I was eying some gifts and didn't know what would suit Miss Juneau Alaska and the population. And what will the sex be?
Typical?

Of a female? Yes.

Have you never?Fucked a film canister? Nopers. A bottle of butterscotch topping, however .... ask Sarkhaan. *nods*

You should buy her a jump rope.The *near-last* thing i intend to buy her is some OTHER instrument with which to whip me. *shakes head*

So how many are we talking?Two little demons ... Nathaniel and Superfly.
I was eying some gifts and didn't know what would suit Miss Juneau Alaska and the population.Naked pix of our guv'nah.
BTW, speaking of pix:
http://www.wildsalmonparade.com
I have last years' pix, all UP CLOSE & PERSONAL. *nods*
Somewhere, that is.
And what will the sex be?Lessee ... married and with kids? Obviously almost never, except perhaps on accident.

Of a female? Yes.She seems to be sleeping it off.

Fucked a film canister? Nopers. A bottle of butterscotch topping, however .... ask Sarkhaan. *nods*

Intriguing.. Did you microwave it first?

Is there food porn? Like, culinaphilia?
The *near-last* thing i intend to buy her is some OTHER instrument with which to whip me. *shakes head*

Prude.
Two little demons ... Nathaniel and Superfly.

.. Superfly?
Naked pix of our guv'nah.
BTW, speaking of pix:
http://www.wildsalmonparade.com
I have last years' pix, all UP CLOSE & PERSONAL. *nods*
Somewhere, that is.

Visual, yes.
Lessee ... married and with kids? Obviously almost never, except perhaps on accident.

Pfft, monogamist.
She seems to be sleeping it off.

The drugs or the pregnancy?

Perhaps .... braw?

*dies*

Hmmm ....

*whimpers*

Aww. I'm going to take these sounds as compliments. :cool:

Ive read a few of these posts but there are too many to read them all so im just going to answer.

I prefer making porn to watching it.

Ahem.

Boobs.

Enough said.

Ahem.

Boobs.

Enough said.

Big boobs or small?