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How do you like your p0rn?

Cabra West
02-06-2008, 17:12
I was just wondering... porn comes in so many varieties, which one is your favourite? (poll coming)
Neesika
02-06-2008, 17:13
Being unable to link makes me sad.

But I like my porn BDSMy and consensual. Doms, Dommes and TS Dommes all good.
Chumblywumbly
02-06-2008, 17:13
Milk, two sugars.
Dundee-Fienn
02-06-2008, 17:14
Being unable to link makes me sad.

But I like my porn BDSMy and consensual. Doms, Dommes and TS Dommes all good.

This
Smunkeeville
02-06-2008, 17:14
I don't like porn.
Rexmehe
02-06-2008, 17:15
Where's the everything option?
Cabra West
02-06-2008, 17:16
Being unable to link makes me sad.

But I like my porn BDSMy and consensual. Doms, Dommes and TS Dommes all good.

Yep, makes me sad, too. I started this thread cause I just realised how much I love this porn stories web page I know...

Not too much into BDSM, but I like groups.
Laerod
02-06-2008, 17:17
I'm not into guys at all, so I've noticed a preference for women only pr0n.
Cabra West
02-06-2008, 17:17
Where's the everything option?

I'm asking for favourites. They can't all be :p
Big Jim P
02-06-2008, 17:17
To repeat my very first post on NSG (gods, five years ago now:eek: ):

"Nekkid goats"

:D
Freebourne
02-06-2008, 17:17
This

Like Neesika?
Yootopia
02-06-2008, 17:18
Eh, amateur stuff for the win. None of this irritating "OOH YES!" rubbish.
Cabra West
02-06-2008, 17:19
Eh, amateur stuff for the win. None of this irritating "OOH YES!" rubbish.

Seconded. Stories are my personal favourite, but amateur films are a very close number 2.
Freebourne
02-06-2008, 17:21
Yeah, amateur is the real thing:)

Or as closest you can get in porn anyway:rolleyes:
Yootopia
02-06-2008, 17:22
Seconded. Stories are my personal favourite, but amateur films are a very close number 2.
For me it's the other way 'round, I like to read, too.
Yeah, amateur is the real thing:)

Or as closest you can get in porn anyway:rolleyes:
Damn right. The orgasms are only as fake as they would be anyway :p
Curious Inquiry
02-06-2008, 17:22
Poll needs to be multichoice, imo. Paul Simon said it best in Kodachrome, "they could never match my sweet imagination." ;)
Neesika
02-06-2008, 17:23
Yep, makes me sad, too. I started this thread cause I just realised how much I love this porn stories web page I know...

Not too much into BDSM, but I like groups.

TG me please?

I like groups as well...I'll send you the link my fav group site :D
Cabra West
02-06-2008, 17:27
TG me please?

I like groups as well...I'll send you the link my fav group site :D

Check your TGs :)
Intangelon
02-06-2008, 17:31
I like it to be real. Vaseline-lensed silicon is not my idea of hot. Regular folks getting it on, yes. In fact, I'm a bit of an audio voyeur. I don't really need pictures if I have legitimate sounds.
Chumblywumbly
02-06-2008, 17:33
I'm quite partial to a bit of not pr0n (http://www.deathball.net/notpron/), but only when I'm in the mood.
ColaDrinkers
02-06-2008, 17:36
I have a lot of comics and some "hentai", but mostly just because I like to collect things. I haven't even read/watched at most of them. So I guess my favorite has to be professional films from Japan, but only because I dislike everything else more.
Neesika
02-06-2008, 17:44
I like it to be real. Vaseline-lensed silicon is not my idea of hot. Regular folks getting it on, yes. In fact, I'm a bit of an audio voyeur. I don't really need pictures if I have legitimate sounds.

Pics don't do much for me. Video is better, but my mind is the best, so I like reading porn the best.
Fnarr-fnarr
02-06-2008, 17:45
I was just wondering... porn comes in so many varieties, which one is your favourite? (poll coming)

I prefer amateur porn films because the professional ones always look so amateurish.
:p
Intangelon
02-06-2008, 17:48
Pics don't do much for me. Video is better, but my mind is the best, so I like reading porn the best.

I agree -- imagination beats anything on video, and reading/audio only is all the help I need. Unless I need to just bust a nut to take the edge off. There are incredible, lingering orgasms, and "fast food" sock-fillers, too.
Freebourne
02-06-2008, 17:49
I prefer amateur porn films because the professional ones always look so amateurish.
:p

Wait, what?
Neesika
02-06-2008, 17:51
I agree -- imagination beats anything on video, and reading/audio only is all the help I need. Unless I need to just bust a nut to take the edge off. There are incredible, lingering orgasms, and "fast food" sock-fillers, too.

Hahahahahhaa, this is true. 30 seconds to a 1/2 second orgasm, or 30 minutes to a 30 second orgasm...
Infinite Revolution
02-06-2008, 17:52
there's a serious lack of quality, convincing bi porn on the internet.
Zilam
02-06-2008, 17:53
I don't like porn.

Despite what I said on Gm, I really don't like it either. I suppose if I was married and my spouse got into it, I could probably get into it with her for what ever reason. As a general rule though, I stay away from it.
The Alma Mater
02-06-2008, 17:54
Stories. I like to use my imagination ;)

Movies tend to show too much - and most porn actrices are not that goodlooking either.
Neesika
02-06-2008, 17:55
there's a serious lack of quality, convincing bi porn on the internet.

That's for damn sure.

I'd like more bi couple group porn.
JuNii
02-06-2008, 17:58
I was just wondering... porn comes in so many varieties, which one is your favourite? (poll coming)

*looks at poll*
*considers each poll option*

I vote... "All of the above and then some."

Wouldn't peep shows, strip shows and other 'entertainment' be considered porn?

:p
Whereyouthinkyougoing
02-06-2008, 18:42
Stories.

there's a serious lack of quality, convincing bi porn on the internet.
Totally. What's up with that?
Infinite Revolution
02-06-2008, 18:47
it's a conspiracy, i tell you, it's true!
Khadgar
02-06-2008, 18:48
Uh, all of the above. Though pictures don't do much for me.
Neesika
02-06-2008, 18:49
Totally. What's up with that?

Simple. There are no bis.
St Bellamy
02-06-2008, 18:52
Classic, especially ones like Deep Throat and The Opening of Misty Beethoven, but I've seen some pretty odd ones like San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon and Midget Goes Hawaiian and they were effin' hilarious.
Infinite Revolution
02-06-2008, 18:52
That's for damn sure.

I'd like more bi couple group porn.

yeh, that's what i want to see. i've seen a couple of shitty photosets and maybe a clip or two but they were all terrible and the actors clearly didn't want to be there. also at least one involved leather or pvc outfits (can't remember exactly) which i'm just not into.
Soviestan
02-06-2008, 18:54
I like a lot of different stuff, if you must know.
Hotwife
02-06-2008, 18:54
Live and in person
Lerkistan
02-06-2008, 19:02
Pics don't do much for me. Video is better, but my mind is the best, so I like reading porn the best.

Aye. Switching between reading a short story, then some video stuff, and back seems to be the best thing though.
Trotskylvania
02-06-2008, 19:14
This thread is useless without pics. :(

I prefer erotica stories and amateur film. A lot more genuine, methinks.
Hotwife
02-06-2008, 19:16
No-pic-or-video-sharing-for-free-motherfucka.

You can come to our parties for free, and I'll show you a good time... :eek:
Neesika
02-06-2008, 19:17
Live and in person

No-pic-or-video-sharing-for-free-motherfucka.
Yootopia
02-06-2008, 19:17
Totally. What's up with that?
Producers seem to either stick to straight work or gay work, depending on their personal preferences. Doesn't appear to be many bi directors out there.
Yootopia
02-06-2008, 19:18
Live and in person
Pics or it didn't happen :p
Hotwife
02-06-2008, 19:19
Pics or it didn't happen :p

The kind of pics that get you banned from NS...
Neesika
02-06-2008, 19:27
The kind of pics that get you banned from NS...

But not UMP, so put up or shut up :P
Kyronea
02-06-2008, 19:35
I was just wondering... porn comes in so many varieties, which one is your favourite? (poll coming)
As I've grown older, I've found that almost all porn tends to disgust me in most cases, not because of the sex itself, but because it always seems to be about "making the man happy" rather than actually being about what I see as sex.

Of course, what I'd really like is romantic porn, but that's never going to happen. (By romantic porn, I basically mean a movie about sex between two partners who aren't going crazy with moaning or shouting about penises inside them or stupid things like that and actually having sex because they love each other. Call me a sap, but that intrigues me far more than the run of the mill "OH MY GOD FUCK ME HARDER" bullshit.)
The Infinite Dunes
02-06-2008, 19:41
Milk, two sugars.Like I like my coffee - Stewed, bitter and in a plastic cup.
Cabra West
02-06-2008, 19:44
As I've grown older, I've found that almost all porn tends to disgust me in most cases, not because of the sex itself, but because it always seems to be about "making the man happy" rather than actually being about what I see as sex.

Of course, what I'd really like is romantic porn, but that's never going to happen. (By romantic porn, I basically mean a movie about sex between two partners who aren't going crazy with moaning or shouting about penises inside them or stupid things like that and actually having sex because they love each other. Call me a sap, but that intrigues me far more than the run of the mill "OH MY GOD FUCK ME HARDER" bullshit.)

Try amateur porn... I find that ticks all those boxes, while still sometimes featuring a little dirty talk. I like dirty talk. :D

Other than that, stories are good... can be as romantic as you want them.
Cabra West
02-06-2008, 20:43
*looks at poll*
*considers each poll option*

I vote... "All of the above and then some."

Wouldn't peep shows, strip shows and other 'entertainment' be considered porn?

:p

Hmmm... I don't know. I had porn down as "anything you can jack off to". So strip shows aren't really in the same league, are they?
Hotwife
02-06-2008, 20:46
Hmmm... I don't know. I had porn down as "anything you can jack off to". So strip shows aren't really in the same league, are they?

I've been to strip shows and live sex shows where people in the audience were masturbating.
Cabra West
02-06-2008, 21:00
I've been to strip shows and live sex shows where people in the audience were masturbating.

Ok, so they fall under "Other", then.
ZibbiZabba
02-06-2008, 21:04
I was just wondering... porn comes in so many varieties, which one is your favourite? (poll coming)

got any good free sites??
Smunkeeville
02-06-2008, 21:04
Hmmm... I don't know. I had porn down as "anything you can jack off to". So strip shows aren't really in the same league, are they?

but.......donkey shows are right?
Awesome Rays
02-06-2008, 21:40
covered in beeees!!
Marrakech II
02-06-2008, 21:51
but.......donkey shows are right?

I had a cousin take a group of us to a "donkey show" in Tijuana however we didn't know we would be seeing this. It was years ago and can still not get the image out of my head. It was very wrong and don't get the whole animal thing. We almost beat the crap out of my cousin. However we did get him back later on with a male stripper.
Marrakech II
02-06-2008, 21:52
I've been to strip shows and live sex shows where people in the audience were masturbating.

Something is wrong with this. Can't really figure out what it is but it just seems wrong. :p
FreedomEverlasting
02-06-2008, 23:34
While I definitely like having sound effects in porn, any hint of the male actor's voice is an instant turn off. So in terms of movies I would have to stick to lesbians, preferably with good audio effects. Extra bonus if the actress looks good of course.
Llewdor
02-06-2008, 23:36
there's a serious lack of quality, convincing bi porn on the internet.
Not if you're willing to pay for it.
Turaan
02-06-2008, 23:37
Stirred, not shaken.
Llewdor
02-06-2008, 23:38
As I've grown older, I've found that almost all porn tends to disgust me in most cases, not because of the sex itself, but because it always seems to be about "making the man happy" rather than actually being about what I see as sex.

Of course, what I'd really like is romantic porn, but that's never going to happen. (By romantic porn, I basically mean a movie about sex between two partners who aren't going crazy with moaning or shouting about penises inside them or stupid things like that and actually having sex because they love each other. Call me a sap, but that intrigues me far more than the run of the mill "OH MY GOD FUCK ME HARDER" bullshit.)
You have a preference for "For Ladies" porn. There's a whole segment of the industry targeting female consumers, and it's much more like what you describe.
Infinite Revolution
02-06-2008, 23:40
Not if you're willing to pay for it.

i'm poor, i don't pay for anything i can get a reasonable substitute for at no cost.
Kyronea
03-06-2008, 01:01
You have a preference for "For Ladies" porn. There's a whole segment of the industry targeting female consumers, and it's much more like what you describe.
Why am I not surprised...
Death Queen Island
03-06-2008, 01:07
Dinosaurs....!!!:p
Bann-ed
03-06-2008, 01:53
I like my porn like I like my women.
Amor Pulchritudo
03-06-2008, 02:25
I don't really know. I'm yet to find porn I really like, but I suppose I like ametuer interracial & I quite like some of the Suicide Girls photography.

I'd rather make my own porn, haha.
Bann-ed
03-06-2008, 02:28
I'd rather make my own porn, haha.

That is actually an interesting idea..

I can't imagine what it would be like seeing myself in a porn.. and actually enjoying it...

*shudders*
Some things are never meant to be.
Poliwanacraca
03-06-2008, 02:34
I don't honestly like porn (save to laugh at), not out of any moralistic streak but just because voyeurism isn't really my thing. I prefer being an active participant. ;)

Well-written erotica or sexy romantic films can be fun, though - something with actual compelling characters that I can identify with.
Bann-ed
03-06-2008, 02:50
Well-written erotica or sexy romantic films can be fun, though - something with actual compelling characters that I can identify with.

You'd love my dialogue and daily life then. ;)
Everywhar
03-06-2008, 04:38
Porn can be decent. I picked professional films because I had to pick something, although I wouldn't say I'm partial to such films.
Ryadn
03-06-2008, 04:55
Seconded. Stories are my personal favourite, but amateur films are a very close number 2.

This. I wavered between both of those options. To me there's just nothing hot about people getting it on with bad dialogue and a blank look like they're calculating their income tax returns in their heads.
Callisdrun
03-06-2008, 04:56
Written smut.
Everywhar
03-06-2008, 04:56
This. I wavered between both of those options. To me there's just nothing hot about people getting it on with bad dialogue and a blank look like they're calculating their income tax returns in their heads.
Holy shit, sex must be good for arithmetic!

*takes note*
New Malachite Square
03-06-2008, 05:32
How do you like your p0rn?
…arithmetic

That. Carry the one, baby, carry the one!
Amarenthe
03-06-2008, 05:46
So, I recently spent a few weeks looking into porn because my SO expressed an interest in us watching it. What I discovered is:

I really dislike most porn. :p Some amateur stuff is okay, and some of the "for ladies" stuff is okay... but what I REALLY prefer is more along the lines of super-sexy movie scenes than porn itself. Think along the lines of the movie "Unfaithful". The chemistry seems so much more real, and the sex so much more intense than basically any porn I've watched, and this does include that whole "for ladies" genre, which still seems... lacking in story, character, and chemistry. Mostly in character, actually; I can't get into watching sex unless I actually care about the people having the sex. It can be rough sex, romantic sex, kinky as anything sex... but I need real, developed characters in order to be interested.
Ryadn
03-06-2008, 05:52
So, I recently spent a few weeks looking into porn because my SO expressed an interest in us watching it. What I discovered is:

I really dislike most porn. :p Some amateur stuff is okay, and some of the "for ladies" stuff is okay... but what I REALLY prefer is more along the lines of super-sexy movie scenes than porn itself. Think along the lines of the movie "Unfaithful". The chemistry seems so much more real, and the sex so much more intense than basically any porn I've watched, and this does include that whole "for ladies" genre, which still seems... lacking in story, character, and chemistry. Mostly in character, actually; I can't get into watching sex unless I actually care about the people having the sex. It can be rough sex, romantic sex, kinky as anything sex... but I need real, developed characters in order to be interested.

I was totally thinking of "Unfaithful" when someone else mentioned hot scenes in mainstream films. That movie had some unbelievably steamy scenes, and I agree that a lot of it had to do with the actors being real actors, and actually conveying lust, desperation, disgust, etc. You just don't find a lot of that, even in amateur porn.
Indri
03-06-2008, 06:03
http://aklemai.com/albums/forum/PEDO.jpg
Everywhar
03-06-2008, 06:03
Ewww.
Jello Biafra
03-06-2008, 11:46
Professional porn. Amateur porn can be good, but too frequently it's just one camera angle, and a boring one at that.
Cabra West
05-06-2008, 21:22
So, I recently spent a few weeks looking into porn because my SO expressed an interest in us watching it. What I discovered is:

I really dislike most porn. :p Some amateur stuff is okay, and some of the "for ladies" stuff is okay... but what I REALLY prefer is more along the lines of super-sexy movie scenes than porn itself. Think along the lines of the movie "Unfaithful". The chemistry seems so much more real, and the sex so much more intense than basically any porn I've watched, and this does include that whole "for ladies" genre, which still seems... lacking in story, character, and chemistry. Mostly in character, actually; I can't get into watching sex unless I actually care about the people having the sex. It can be rough sex, romantic sex, kinky as anything sex... but I need real, developed characters in order to be interested.

Funny, that. If I like a clip, it's usually because I start identifying with any one of the characters... I usually don't need much of a story for that.
Cabra West
05-06-2008, 21:23
Professional porn. Amateur porn can be good, but too frequently it's just one camera angle, and a boring one at that.

I prefer the one camera angle to the silly moaning and plasticy looks...
Law Abiding Criminals
05-06-2008, 21:32
Some of the "reality" stuff is the best...nothing staged where you can tell they're really not into it, and nothing too ridiculously cheesy. Also, all-female stuff is best.

Seriously, though? Stories > porn any day. Let me put it this way - I'm 260 lbs, not particularly well-hung, and lousy in bed. And I can write a tantalizing story. Can I make porn? Or rather, can I make porn that won't induce either vomiting or laughter?
Infinite Revolution
05-06-2008, 21:33
http://aklemai.com/albums/forum/PEDO.jpg[/IMG]

you'd mix a 12 year old malt with coke?? you monster!
Cabra West
05-06-2008, 21:54
I'd rather make my own porn, haha.

So do I.... but it's fucking difficult.
Maineiacs
05-06-2008, 22:27
So do I.... but it's fucking difficult.

BA-DA-DUM *tish*:D
Nanatsu no Tsuki
05-06-2008, 22:47
I like hentai, even if you all think I´m sick and yadda yadda yadda...

But like Amor stated, it´s better when one makes his/her own porn.:cool:
Jagaro
05-06-2008, 22:56
What no all of the above?
Risottia
05-06-2008, 23:13
I'm not into guys at all, so I've noticed a preference for women only pr0n.

T0tally sce0nded.
Johnny B Goode
05-06-2008, 23:21
I tend not to answer these kinds of questions, as it's very annoying when people ask this IRL. (Yeah, people do that in high school) But, limits aside, I do like women-only porn.
Deus Malum
05-06-2008, 23:27
Gangbangs, guys on girl. As odd as this may sound, I prefer it to be the least degrading possible (well, as little degrading as gangbangs can be).
Deus Malum
05-06-2008, 23:30
I like hentai, even if you all think I´m sick and yadda yadda yadda...

But like Amor stated, it´s better when one makes his/her own porn.:cool:

It depends on the hentai. Some of it I find extremely disgusting and distasteful, but some of it's pretty hot.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
05-06-2008, 23:34
It depends on the hentai. Some of it I find extremely disgusting and distasteful, but some of it's pretty hot.

I like it all... except when it deals with under age girls being taken by their brothers or fathers.
Le Humaine
05-06-2008, 23:47
I would say yes to all but magazines because they`re...photoshopped...and hentai...it`s just disturbing and the screams of the japanese girls...oh dear...also I`d prefer amateur porn to professional.The latter is of very low quality as the actors have done it over and over again and it`s just...not there.

Then again nearly everything turns me on,even the most unerotic things.Now onder,I was asked a few times by my friends if I were a part-tme pornstar.Hmmm...one day maybe,but with feeling :fluffle:
Deus Malum
05-06-2008, 23:53
I like it all... except when it deals with under age girls being taken by their brothers or fathers.

That, and I've seen some pretty nasty stuff involving mutilation. Total turnoff.

What're your thoughts on tentacles? I've heard some surprisingly different opinions from a lot of people I wouldn't have expected those responses from.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
05-06-2008, 23:59
What're your thoughts on tentacles? I've heard some surprisingly different opinions from a lot of people I wouldn't have expected those responses from.

I have mixed feelings with the tentacles. Sometimes it looks hot, other times, when the girls seem to be too young or when there´s too much graphic violence involved in the act, it´s a complete turn off.
Deus Malum
06-06-2008, 00:09
I have mixed feelings with the tentacles. Sometimes it looks hot, other times, when the girls seem to be too young or when there´s too much graphic violence involved in the act, it´s a complete turn off.

Know what you mean. Some of it can be pretty tasteful, but a lot of it's just nasty.
Voxio
06-06-2008, 00:10
Anything works for me as long as it fits into my fetishes.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
06-06-2008, 00:13
Know what you mean. Some of it can be pretty tasteful, but a lot of it's just nasty.

Yup. Anyway, I watch hentai and porn, for that matter, when the fancy strikes. Otherwise, I don´t watch it much.
the Great Dawn
06-06-2008, 01:11
I can't really understand what's so hot about hentai, I mean....it's a cartóón, drawn by someone.
Myself, I like my pr0n genuine, I háte fake and most of the time that means "professional": girls who go all squirmy and moany and do those "hot" looks in the camara, yuk. No I want to see girls who réally enjoy what they're doing, actually have genuine pleasure. Most of the time, this doesn't mean squirming like an eel or moaning like a wolf, you can instantly see and notice when a girl is getting a real and genuine orgasm. That's the stuff ;)
Straughn
06-06-2008, 03:52
Poll needs to be multichoice, imo. Paul Simon said it best in Kodachrome, "they could never match my sweet imagination." ;)
That's as close as the poll options are likely to get. *nods*
Straughn
06-06-2008, 03:55
I have mixed feelings with the tentacles.
....and here's the winner. :D
F*in' sigline limit! :mad:
Straughn
06-06-2008, 03:57
Gangbangs, guys on girl. As odd as this may sound, I prefer it to be the least degrading possible (well, as little degrading as gangbangs can be).True that, about "odd as this may sound". o.9
Deus Malum
06-06-2008, 04:02
True that, about "odd as this may sound". o.9

Yeah, I dunno. I just don't find it appealing.
Straughn
06-06-2008, 04:06
Yeah, I dunno. I just don't find it appealing.
The odd part would really be in finding a few that aren't particularly degrading, honestly.
Oh, and you would've *loved* my high school.
Straughn
06-06-2008, 04:10
I'm a bit of an audio voyeur. I don't really need pictures if I have legitimate sounds.That reminds me of the South Park episode last night, actually. :D "Brazilian fart porn"
BTW - do you mean to include "dialogue" in that regard?
Funny, as i type this, i have the suspicion there's a kind of group activity one apartment over, some sport or t'other on the tube, that is rendering a significant soundtrack. :)
Straughn
06-06-2008, 04:11
There are incredible, lingering orgasms, and "fast food" sock-fillers, too.Again with the sigs.
Straughn
06-06-2008, 04:14
As a general rule though, I stay away from it....but, it believes in you! :D

BTW, your sig is less pretty of late. You should use Intangelon's instead.
*points*
Straughn
06-06-2008, 04:14
Stories.TG.
<.<
>.>
Straughn
06-06-2008, 04:16
As I've grown older, I've found that almost all porn tends to disgust me in most cases, not because of the sex itself, but because it always seems to be about "making the man happy" rather than actually being about what I see as sex.

Of course, what I'd really like is romantic porn, but that's never going to happen. (By romantic porn, I basically mean a movie about sex between two partners who aren't going crazy with moaning or shouting about penises inside them or stupid things like that and actually having sex because they love each other. Call me a sap, but that intrigues me far more than the run of the mill "OH MY GOD FUCK ME HARDER" bullshit.)
*ahem*
Straughn
06-06-2008, 04:18
covered in beeees!!
Honey first, honey. :)
Straughn
06-06-2008, 04:20
I'd rather make my own porn, haha.
Hmmm ....
Oh, I'm a market they can't glut!
Amarenthe
06-06-2008, 04:22
Funny, that. If I like a clip, it's usually because I start identifying with any one of the characters... I usually don't need much of a story for that.

I don't need to identify with them, I just need to *care* about them. I don't care about random people thrown on a screen having sex. I'm not invested in them in any way, and therefore, I could really care less what they're engaging in. That's basically how it works, for me.
Straughn
06-06-2008, 04:23
I was totally thinking of "Unfaithful" when someone else mentioned hot scenes in mainstream films. That movie had some unbelievably steamy scenes, and I agree that a lot of it had to do with the actors being real actors, and actually conveying lust, desperation, disgust, etc. You just don't find a lot of that, even in amateur porn.

Think along the lines of the movie "Unfaithful". The chemistry seems so much more real, and the sex so much more intense than basically any porn I've watched, and this does include that whole "for ladies" genre, which still seems... lacking in story, character, and chemistry. Mostly in character, actually; I can't get into watching sex unless I actually care about the people having the sex. It can be rough sex, romantic sex, kinky as anything sex... but I need real, developed characters in order to be interested.

Well, to be fair, Diane Lane *is* quite attractive in that flick.
Straughn
06-06-2008, 04:25
I don't need to identify with them, I just need to *care* about them. I don't care about random people thrown on a screen having sex. I'm not invested in them in any way, and therefore, I could really care less what they're engaging in. That's basically how it works, for me.What, not working like crazy right now?
I wouldn't think they'd have so much laptop usage at your work ... ;)
Amarenthe
06-06-2008, 05:08
What, not working like crazy right now?
I wouldn't think they'd have so much laptop usage at your work ... ;)

I worked 9-5 today, and then some. And then I came home and cried. :p Work is kicking my ass.

/off topic.
Straughn
06-06-2008, 05:12
I worked 9-5 today, and then some. And then I came home and cried. :p Work is kicking my ass.

/off topic.*consoles*
Well, like i'd said, if ya worked at my place, you'd have to put up with almost all the guys hitting on you. A lot. So i can't offer that one up. Oh yeah, and it's colder and darker for longer up here than it is there, i suspect - although, the sun's up til 11.30 these days. :)
Amarenthe
06-06-2008, 05:26
*consoles*
Well, like i'd said, if ya worked at my place, you'd have to put up with almost all the guys hitting on you. A lot. So i can't offer that one up. Oh yeah, and it's colder and darker for longer up here than it is there, i suspect - although, the sun's up til 11.30 these days. :)

I'm from northern BC. I can do dark and cold. In fact, I prefer it. :p We had a nice, rainy day here, first one in awhile, and it was a tiny piece of salvation. As for men, well - as vain as this sounds - I'm somewhat used to guys hitting on me. My SO teases me about it; but then, women hit on him constantly when I'm standing right there, so it's a two-way street.

And we're totally sidetracking the thread. I would TG you, but tonight's one of those nights were one-on-one communication is just not gonna happen. In fact, bed sounds good right now.
Straughn
06-06-2008, 05:36
My SO teases me about it; but then, women hit on him constantly when I'm standing right there, so it's a two-way street.It's something like that with wifey & i as well. She says i'm getting hit on a lot when i don't see it that way :p
...although i've taken note that almost every single one of her friends hit on me with her there. o.9

And we're totally sidetracking the thread. I would TG you, but tonight's one of those nights were one-on-one communication is just not gonna happen. In fact, bed sounds good right now.
Here's the funny part - i'm on a NS thread about porn, talking with you, and i'm in bed too n/k
... but to take "the curse" off it, wifey's computer is playing a women artists' playlist as she saws a log or two.
Ah well. Have a good eve, then. Haven't had din-din yet and battery's almost dead on the laptop. *bows*

I'm not sure i can stay on topic of porn, come to think of it. It's easier to come to mind the instances of amusement involving porn. There's lots of that. :)
KETICA
06-06-2008, 07:05
Depends on my mood but amateur stuff rocks
Amor Pulchritudo
06-06-2008, 08:08
So do I.... but it's fucking difficult.

I'm a film major. It wouldn't be too hard for me. ;)
Jello Biafra
06-06-2008, 11:48
....and here's the winner. :D
F*in' sigline limit! :mad:The sigline limit is 8 lines, not 4.
Cabra West
06-06-2008, 12:12
Know what you mean. Some of it can be pretty tasteful, but a lot of it's just nasty.

I can honestly say I've never seen tasteful tentacle hentai.
I like some of it... maybe because it's more imaginative than any kind of real action.
Cabra West
06-06-2008, 12:17
I can't really understand what's so hot about hentai, I mean....it's a cartóón, drawn by someone.
Myself, I like my pr0n genuine, I háte fake and most of the time that means "professional": girls who go all squirmy and moany and do those "hot" looks in the camara, yuk. No I want to see girls who réally enjoy what they're doing, actually have genuine pleasure. Most of the time, this doesn't mean squirming like an eel or moaning like a wolf, you can instantly see and notice when a girl is getting a real and genuine orgasm. That's the stuff ;)

I know what you mean. The worst thing in professional porn is when the girl stares straight at the camera... totally ruins the whole thing, I think.
Cabra West
06-06-2008, 12:19
Gangbangs, guys on girl. As odd as this may sound, I prefer it to be the least degrading possible (well, as little degrading as gangbangs can be).

How are gangbangs degrading? :confused:
Naturality
06-06-2008, 12:47
Rarely watch it anymore, but when I do .. amateur for sure. In to it and being for real. It's very rare from what I've seen. Can't stand faked shit.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
06-06-2008, 13:01
How are gangbangs degrading? :confused:
Have you ever watched gangbang clips on the internet?

Edit: nvm, i only just realized how he phrased it.
Dumb Ideologies
06-06-2008, 13:03
Stories. Pictures or videos I find a epic turnoff for some reason. The only thing they raise for me is a giggle;)
Cabra West
06-06-2008, 13:10
Have you ever watched gangbang clips on the internet?

Edit: nvm, i only just realized how he phrased it.

I have... can't say they were very degrading, in my eyes. I quite liked them.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
06-06-2008, 13:33
....and here's the winner. :D
F*in' sigline limit! :mad:

:confused:
Lapse
06-06-2008, 13:42
free?
Nanatsu no Tsuki
06-06-2008, 13:49
free?

Like the seals?
Lapse
06-06-2008, 14:05
Like the seals?

and the crazy dancing walrus? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDg7kWgs5e0)
Nanatsu no Tsuki
06-06-2008, 14:17
and the crazy dancing walrus? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDg7kWgs5e0)

Or the silly clowning cats?
Maineiacs
06-06-2008, 15:15
free?

Like the seals?

and the crazy dancing walrus? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDg7kWgs5e0)

Must resist temptation to make joke about "Free Willy"... must resist...:D
Carnivorous Lickers
06-06-2008, 15:31
from the selections-amateur film- I dont like "acting", professional makeup or silicone.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
06-06-2008, 16:02
Must resist temptation to make joke about "Free Willy"... must resist...:D

Make it, make it, make it, make it!!!!!:D
Potarius
06-06-2008, 16:08
Make it, make it, make it, make it!!!!!:D

Have him make it too much, and it'll turn blue.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
06-06-2008, 16:10
Have him make it too much, and it'll turn blue.

Blue is an interesting color to turn to.
JuNii
06-06-2008, 18:11
Blue is an interesting color to turn to. really? not purple?

I can't really understand what's so hot about hentai, I mean....it's a cartóón, drawn by someone.
Myself, I like my pr0n genuine, I háte fake and most of the time that means "professional": girls who go all squirmy and moany and do those "hot" looks in the camara, yuk. No I want to see girls who réally enjoy what they're doing, actually have genuine pleasure. Most of the time, this doesn't mean squirming like an eel or moaning like a wolf, you can instantly see and notice when a girl is getting a real and genuine orgasm. That's the stuff ;)
the advantage to a "cartoon" is that you can stretch the boundaries of the imagination and litterally plug any gaps with whatever comes to mind. turning the nomal routine of hamering a nail into something a little more interesting.

also, the fact that you consider live action porn 'genuine'... ;)

I know what you mean. The worst thing in professional porn is when the girl stares straight at the camera... totally ruins the whole thing, I think. oh yeah... that really ruins it.
the Great Dawn
06-06-2008, 18:24
the advantage to a "cartoon" is that you can stretch the boundaries of the imagination and litterally plug any gaps with whatever comes to mind. turning the nomal routine of hamering a nail into something a little more interesting.
That explains it, understandable ;)

also, the fact that you consider live action porn 'genuine'... ;)

Not just real porn, what I ment was people who visibly enjoy what they're doing, I think honest would've been a better word then genuine. For example, I'm almots disgusted of that lesbian porn where you see those girl all squirmy and moany and staring "horny" in the camara and...well I think you know what I mean, I don't think I'm allowed to post a link to an example ;) What I really like, is honest sex, when you see 2 girls really like eachother and doing it for themselfs, not for the camara. Not all the dirty and "horny" stuff, but sensual love making. That's the stuff I say.

By the way, do you guys notice that some people are all bitching that women are objectified in porn, but that it's actually the opposite? Really, it's the women's orgasm and pleasure wich is zoomed in upon most of the time, the guys are just in there for there penis, just dildo's on legs. If ányone is objectified in porn, it's the men!
Nanatsu no Tsuki
06-06-2008, 19:27
really? not purple?

I particularly like purple, so yes. Purple is a good a color to turn to too.:p
Liuzzo
06-06-2008, 19:30
I particularly like purple, so yes. Purple is a good a color to turn to too.:p

How do I like my porn huh? Starring Nanatsu would be preferred. I guess we'd file that under amateur like I voted in the poll. Yet we know there's nothing amateur about her. :eek:
JuNii
06-06-2008, 19:36
Not just real porn, what I ment was people who visibly enjoy what they're doing, I think honest would've been a better word then genuine. For example, I'm almots disgusted of that lesbian porn where you see those girl all squirmy and moany and staring "horny" in the camara and...well I think you know what I mean, I don't think I'm allowed to post a link to an example ;) What I really like, is honest sex, when you see 2 girls really like eachother and doing it for themselfs, not for the camara. Not all the dirty and "horny" stuff, but sensual love making. That's the stuff I say.that's not porn. but a great love scene. :p

By the way, do you guys notice that some people are all bitching that women are objectified in porn, but that it's actually the opposite? Really, it's the women's orgasm and pleasure wich is zoomed in upon most of the time, the guys are just in there for there penis, just dildo's on legs. If ányone is objectified in porn, it's the men!
well, To be honest... it's easy to tell when men have an orgasm. :p
Nanatsu no Tsuki
06-06-2008, 19:50
How do I like my porn huh? Starring Nanatsu would be preferred. I guess we'd file that under amateur like I voted in the poll. Yet we know there's nothing amateur about her. :eek:

Flatterer.:p
the Great Dawn
06-06-2008, 20:27
that's not porn. but a great love scene. :p
In that case I hate porn and I love a great love scene ;)


well, To be honest... it's easy to tell when men have an orgasm. :p
True, but we're nothing but machines in there!
The Alma Mater
06-06-2008, 20:29
well, To be honest... it's easy to tell when men have an orgasm. :p

You realise orgasming is not necessarily a sign of pleasure ;) ?
Hell - guys can orgasm while being electrocuted.
Intangelon
06-06-2008, 20:31
You realise orgasming is not necessarily a sign of pleasure ;) ?
Hell - guys can orgasm while being electrocuted.

He said it was easy, not that it was always pleasurable.
The Alma Mater
06-06-2008, 20:32
He said it was easy, not that it was always pleasurable.

Bbut we were talking about how porn movies focus on the pleasure of women and objectify men to "orgasming dildos".
JuNii
06-06-2008, 21:06
Bbut we were talking about how porn movies focus on the pleasure of women and objectify men to "orgasming dildos".
and where does the 'objectifying men to orgasming dildos' mention anything about the pleasures for men? :p
Intestinal fluids
06-06-2008, 21:21
My favorite porn site is a nobrainer. Without saying what the website is, its the youtube version of porn. Tens of thousands of absolutly free videos of all kinds and flavors and all free in the same way youtube is. /thread
Flannan
06-06-2008, 21:25
NO dudes, all women all the time (the occassional donkey for fun)
[NS]4-4
07-06-2008, 01:05
Sunny side up.




Films (amateur) actually, but most is ok, apart from Hentai....that just weirds me out, especially when they bring out the tentacles. *squelch*
Straughn
07-06-2008, 01:59
NO dudes, all women all the time (the occassional donkey for fun)
Not dude donkeys? :confused:
Straughn
07-06-2008, 02:00
The sigline limit is 8 lines, not 4.

Odd, since someone deleted half of mine, leaving me with 4.
Straughn
07-06-2008, 02:01
I'm a film major. It wouldn't be too hard for me. ;)

*whimpers*
Straughn
07-06-2008, 02:03
:confused:

Like Jello said ....
...you're still a winner, obviously. :p
The Plutonian Empire
07-06-2008, 02:24
anything that involves a goot titwank. :p
Jello Biafra
07-06-2008, 02:44
My favorite porn site is a nobrainer. Without saying what the website is, its the youtube version of porn. Tens of thousands of absolutly free videos of all kinds and flavors and all free in the same way youtube is. /threadThere are several of those.
Galloism
07-06-2008, 02:44
There are several of those.

I know which one he's talking about. Good site... good site.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
07-06-2008, 02:49
Like Jello said ....
...you're still a winner, obviously. :p

I feel harassed.


LOL!
Hibernobrittania
07-06-2008, 02:58
Of the man on man on maybe another man variety
Dreamlovers
07-06-2008, 04:01
I'm not a fan of porn so it has to be a little creative otherwise I ain't going to watch.
I little history that makers sense is always good.:eek:
Straughn
07-06-2008, 08:12
I feel harassed.
Perhaps .... braw?
Then the illusion is complete!
IL Ruffino
07-06-2008, 08:25
I'm not voting in the poll because it should be multiple choice. -_-

I really don't care, as long as it's a real person and not a cartoon..

And none of that retarded cosplay shit.
Straughn
07-06-2008, 08:37
I'm not voting in the poll because it should be multiple choice. -_-
Yeah, i didn't see furniture, cacti or cheesegraters in there. *grrr*

I really don't care, as long as it's a real person and not a cartoon..

And none of that retarded cosplay shit.

What if it's a porn version of "Opposites Attract" from that American Idol lady (or Pea-Tear Griffin)?
IL Ruffino
07-06-2008, 08:47
Yeah, i didn't see furniture, cacti or cheesegraters in there. *grrr*
Or film canisters.

What if it's a porn version of "Opposites Attract" from that American Idol lady (or Pea-Tear Griffin)?

Well.. no.

Say, speaking of pussy, how's your wife?
Straughn
07-06-2008, 08:50
Or film canisters.8mm? o.9

Well.. no.

Say, speaking of pussy, how's your wife?Imminent.
Well, fecund at least. Sleeps a lot. Eats a lot. Talks a lot about imminent issues. Affecting gravity in strange and interesting new ways. Waddling. Glowing. Pensive. Agitated. Scatterbrained. Undeterred. Something along those lines. Typical?
IL Ruffino
07-06-2008, 09:02
8mm? o.9

Have you never?
Imminent.
Well, fecund at least. Sleeps a lot. Eats a lot. Talks a lot about imminent issues. Affecting gravity in strange and interesting new ways. Waddling. Glowing. Pensive. Agitated. Scatterbrained. Undeterred. Something along those lines.

You should buy her a jump rope.

So how many are we talking? I was eying some gifts and didn't know what would suit Miss Juneau Alaska and the population. And what will the sex be?
Typical?

Of a female? Yes.
Straughn
07-06-2008, 09:26
Have you never?Fucked a film canister? Nopers. A bottle of butterscotch topping, however .... ask Sarkhaan. *nods*

You should buy her a jump rope.The *near-last* thing i intend to buy her is some OTHER instrument with which to whip me. *shakes head*

So how many are we talking?Two little demons ... Nathaniel and Superfly.
I was eying some gifts and didn't know what would suit Miss Juneau Alaska and the population.Naked pix of our guv'nah.
BTW, speaking of pix:
http://www.wildsalmonparade.com
I have last years' pix, all UP CLOSE & PERSONAL. *nods*
Somewhere, that is.
And what will the sex be?Lessee ... married and with kids? Obviously almost never, except perhaps on accident.

Of a female? Yes.She seems to be sleeping it off.
IL Ruffino
07-06-2008, 10:01
Fucked a film canister? Nopers. A bottle of butterscotch topping, however .... ask Sarkhaan. *nods*

Intriguing.. Did you microwave it first?

Is there food porn? Like, culinaphilia?
The *near-last* thing i intend to buy her is some OTHER instrument with which to whip me. *shakes head*

Prude.
Two little demons ... Nathaniel and Superfly.

.. Superfly?
Naked pix of our guv'nah.
BTW, speaking of pix:
http://www.wildsalmonparade.com
I have last years' pix, all UP CLOSE & PERSONAL. *nods*
Somewhere, that is.

Visual, yes.
Lessee ... married and with kids? Obviously almost never, except perhaps on accident.

Pfft, monogamist.
She seems to be sleeping it off.

The drugs or the pregnancy?
Nanatsu no Tsuki
07-06-2008, 15:51
Perhaps .... braw?

*dies*
Amor Pulchritudo
08-06-2008, 16:11
Hmmm ....

*whimpers*

Aww. I'm going to take these sounds as compliments. :cool:
Plum Duffs
08-06-2008, 17:03
Ive read a few of these posts but there are too many to read them all so im just going to answer.

I prefer making porn to watching it.
Beptusca
08-06-2008, 17:09
Ahem.

Boobs.

Enough said.
Plum Duffs
08-06-2008, 17:11
Ahem.

Boobs.

Enough said.

Big boobs or small?