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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24901077/?GT1=43001

Honestly, commenting further would just ruin it.

I thought he died of liver failure in 2004, no?

This was doubtless just another body double.

This is so much a Stephen Colbert monologue waiting to happen.

"The terrorist mastermind elephant Osama Bin Ladin has finally been taken down by authorities. But, the rise of Islamic Elephant Fundamentalism combined with the well-established tripling of the elephant population is clearly a growing threat that America must respond to decisively."

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24901077/?GT1=43001

Honestly, commenting further would just ruin it.

So what. Something like this happens almost yearly. Apparently Osama is a popular name for elephants.

So what. Something like this happens almost yearly. Apparently Osama is a popular name for elephants.

You know who else doesn't have a sense of humor? Osama bin Laden.

and it took 20 bullets to bring him down... man that Osama put up a hell of a fight.

I actually thought Bin Laden had been captured for a minute.

I'm foolish.

Let's face it. Osama Bin Laden is a cylon. There are many copies. :eek:

I actually thought Bin Laden had been captured for a minute.

I'm foolish.

meanwhile, Pres Bush is looking at the pics of Osama's body and thinking.
"Man, the camera does make the person look fatter... I gotta talk to my press secretary about that..."

when I first saw this thread, i thought it said "obama", and i was like wtf?

when I first saw this thread, i thought it said "obama", and i was like wtf?

Me too. :p

You know who else doesn't have a sense of humor? Osama bin Laden.

It was very funny the first few times, but now, its kinda dumb.

You know who else doesn't have a sense of humor? Osama bin Laden.

Haile Selassie is still dead.

I actually thought Bin Laden had been captured for a minute.

I'm foolish.Not as bad as me. It must be the millionth time I've misread Osama as Obama and vice versa...

Not as bad as me. It must be the millionth time I've misread Osama as Obama and vice versa...

You're not alone, and that's the kind of misreads that hard right bloviators in the U.S. are trying to capitalize on with their "Obama=Mozlem=Terrorizt" bleats.

You're not alone, and that's the kind of misreads that hard right bloviators in the U.S. are trying to capitalize on with their "Obama=Mozlem=Terrorizt" bleats.Don't they also try to capitalise on his connections with that Pastor as well. ie. Obama is both fundamentalist Christian AND Muslim.

Don't they also try to capitalise on his connections with that Pastor as well. ie. Obama is both fundamentalist Christian AND Muslim.

That dude just loves religion waaaay too much. I reckon he's a fundamentalist Jew as well, but just doesn't tell anybody. You know how sneaky those Jews are.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24901077/?GT1=43001

Honestly, commenting further would just ruin it.

20 bullets? They should have used the correct caliber firearm. 20 bullets means the elephant suffered before it died.

meanwhile, Pres Bush is looking at the pics of Osama's body and thinking.
"Man, the camera does make the person look fatter... I gotta talk to my press secretary about that..."

win.

20 bullets? They should have used the correct caliber firearm. 20 bullets means the elephant suffered before it died.

You're right, they should have used one of these (http://k43.pbase.com/u30/helenpb/upload/18672535.ResizedGatlingcopy.JPG).

You're right, they should have used one of these (http://k43.pbase.com/u30/helenpb/upload/18672535.ResizedGatlingcopy.JPG).
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In that case, try this (https://www.eoi.com/sites/folder16757/site_images_system/user/The_Big_Gun.jpg).