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Funniest joke you've ever heard.

Quasitopia
31-05-2008, 04:05
Very simple post: just tell us the funniest joke you've ever heard.

I can't think of one, so I was hoping you all could.

And yes, race and gender based jokes are okay. In fact, they're hilarious.
Lord Tothe
31-05-2008, 04:09
thread copy! the original is here. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=552469)
JuNii
31-05-2008, 04:11
Darwin's Ham Radio Operator (http://www.darwinawards.com/legends/legends1998-08.html)
Smunkeeville
31-05-2008, 04:11
Why do girls wear make-up and perfume?
because they're ugly and they smell bad!
Dyakovo
31-05-2008, 04:12
Very simple post: just tell us the funniest joke you've ever heard.

I can't think of one, so I was hoping you all could.

And yes, race and gender based jokes are okay. In fact, they're hilarious.

This \/
Who is the smartest person here?
I nominate myself.

Because I was smart enough to nominate myself.
RhynoD
31-05-2008, 04:12
So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?"

Doesn't seem funny now, but it gets hilarious about the 23rd time you're trading jokes with friends and you segue into the above with, "Oh! I got a great one!"
RhynoD
31-05-2008, 04:13
This \/

The question then becomes, is it a joke?
Dyakovo
31-05-2008, 04:15
The question then becomes, is it a joke?

:D
Lapse
31-05-2008, 04:30
Take your pick, depending on which one is most likely to annoy you:
religion/politics/Kevin Rudd & the Australian labour party/Bush/NS mods/platypusses or feminists.
Chumblywumbly
31-05-2008, 04:33
A women walks into a pub and asks the barman for a double entendre.

So he gives her one.
The Plutonian Empire
31-05-2008, 04:34
funniest joke evah: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13607347&postcount=722
1010102
31-05-2008, 05:22
This thread.
Soviestan
31-05-2008, 05:45
Why do girls wear make-up and perfume?
because they're ugly and they smell bad!

It's funny cause it's true
Shayamalan
31-05-2008, 07:32
Two frogs are sitting on a rail. Suddenly, one frog shouts to the other, "Hey what's - " *splat* "What?" *splat*
Zilam
31-05-2008, 07:40
I'm going to hell for this one:


What's the useless skin around a vagina called?

A woman
Galloism
31-05-2008, 13:08
This. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=gvj1QGqfQyg)
Mad hatters in jeans
31-05-2008, 13:12
funniest joke evah: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13607347&postcount=722

:D
I agree, i say we have a winner here.