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Now, for about the past three weeks, I've woken up to occasionally find new cuts on my person. There on different places and of different lengths and depths, most being skin wounds but a few were bleeding. I understand that it could be me bumping into things while sleepwalking, but I've never had any issues with that either. I've also moved or padded anything that could conceivably injure me. I've still be finding new injuries, however. I'm worried that I may somehow be hurting myself in my sleep. I've been depressed recently, but I've never had (consciously at least) any desire to self harm. I haven't told anyone yet, bar one internet friend and anyone who reads this (Go internet! *waves teeny flag*) as I am afraid of telling any family members, friends, or people who might tell them. I am, put plainly, in a pickle.
Thoughts? Advice?

Now, for about the past three weeks, I've woken up to occasionally find new cuts on my person. There on different places and of different lengths and depths, most being skin wounds but a few were bleeding. I understand that it could be me bumping into things while sleepwalking, but I've never had any issues with that either. I've also moved or padded anything that could conceivably injure me. I've still be finding new injuries, however. I'm worried that I may somehow be hurting myself in my sleep. I've been depressed recently, but I've never had (consciously at least) any desire to self harm. I haven't told anyone yet, bar one internet friend and anyone who reads this (Go internet! *waves teeny flag*) as I am afraid of telling any family members, friends, or people who might tell them. I am, put plainly, in a pickle.
Thoughts? Advice?

*stops sneaking into VT's room at night and cutting him*

Maybe what your sleeping on is too rough. Might be cutting your skin.

Try adding a lock inside your room and move any sharp objects out of your room. See if that at least prevents it. If not, try something else for the next night.

Eep.

Well, maybe as the most immediate step do you think you could film yourself sleeping? Say with a web cam or something of the sort? At least then you'd know exactly what was going on.

So... you're an sleepemo?

Fascinating. Please get on the couch and tell me about your mother.

Maybe what your sleeping on is too rough. Might be cutting your skin.

Maybe, but I've swapped my bedsheets numerous times (blankets, sheets, duvets etc), so I don't think its that. I've also tried sleeping without sheets to the same result.
And Dyakovo, you'd never get past my evil zombie pirate ninjas!!!

And Dyakovo, you'd never get past my evil zombie pirate ninjas!!!

Unless they were secretly working for me. :D

You gotta look for help sweetie.

So... you're an sleepemo?

Fascinating. Please get on the couch and tell me about your mother.

*sobs* no one understaaaaands meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (etc)

Eep.

Well, maybe as the most immediate step do you think you could film yourself sleeping? Say with a web cam or something of the sort? At least then you'd know exactly what was going on.
Good idea, I'll try that.

Try adding a lock inside your room and move any sharp objects out of your room. See if that at least prevents it. If not, try something else for the next night.
As far as I know, nothing in my room is sharp enough to cut. Graze, maybe, but not cut. But I'll try the lock thing.

Thanks for the responses so far!

Eep.

Well, maybe as the most immediate step do you think you could film yourself sleeping? Say with a web cam or something of the sort? At least then you'd know exactly what was going on.

absolutly agree... and when you have evverything filmed, talk with your parents about it

Try adding a lock inside your room and move any sharp objects out of your room. See if that at least prevents it. If not, try something else for the next night.

This and the webcam seem like the immediate solution to your problem. That or you could just stop sleeping.

Click Stand;13731969']This and the webcam seem like the immediate solution to your problem. That or you could just stop sleeping.

I recommend this.


Now to go completely out of character, you should probably tell someone IRL.

You gotta look for help sweetie.

I know, but like I said, I'm rather worried about anyone I know in real life knowing. I think that the reason it may be happening is a particular member of my family.

Unless they were secretly working for me. :D

Nooo! Steve! How could you!?!? *tch-TCH* 'scoose me, i gotta see one of de boise.

Good idea, I'll try that.
You probably won't be able to avoid seeing a doctor but at least then you'd already know what exactly is happening. And a camera is by far the easiest and most private way of finding out.

I suggest when you go to sleep you do so after a hard workout, that way there's no energy left for your body to do any physical stuff when you're asleep.
Have you ever done lots of exercise one day felt great after, then wake up the next day feeling like hell? that would work.
Bleeding you say? could you not find out in your room where the blood spatters are and work out if it's you or someone else doing the damage?

I agree with the lock idea.

Bleeding you say? could you not find out in your room where the blood spatters are and work out if it's you or someone else doing the damage?

It's not splatters, I mean that it's actually been bleeding from the cut when I woke up. If it was splattered around on the walls, then I'd be REALLY worried.
Thanks for all the advice folks.

If it was splattered around on the walls, then I'd be REALLY worried.
:p

Well... if you can't work out how to stop it happening, perhaps go doa first aid course...

If it was splattered around on the walls, then I'd be REALLY worried.

:p What can I say? I take care to not make a mess. ;)

On a more serious note, if you suspect someone else of cutting you, only put up the camera at first. You don't want to lock the door and leave him suspect that you know what he/she's up to.

Better to catch the trespasser red-handed.

:p What can I say? I take care to not make a mess. ;)

There! *dusts hands* I've replaced my guards with these guys (http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU). You'll never get through alive. And they are unbribable.
Pleh! :p

On a more serious note, if you suspect someone else of cutting you, only put up the camera at first. You don't want to lock the door and leave him suspect that you know what he/she's up to.
That's right, don't lock the door, then I'd have to pick the... NVM
Better to catch the trespasser red-handed.
Doh!

There! *dusts hands* I've replaced my guards with these guys (http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU). You'll never get through alive. And they are unbribable.
Pleh! :p

You actually got me with that. Good job.

There! *dusts hands* I've replaced my guards with these guys (http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU). You'll never get through alive. And they are unbribable.
Pleh! :p

I really hate you...

I really hate you...

:D
'On a more serious note, if you suspect someone else of cutting you, only put up the camera at first. You don't want to lock the door and leave him suspect that you know what he/she's up to.'
Hmm... I very much doubt if someone is cutting me... but I'll do that whole 'talcum-powder-on-the-floor' thing to see if anyone actually comes in addition to the camera.

:D

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b383/DrkHelmet/tempalbum/trolling.png

Courtesy of www.xkcd.com

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/trolling.png

Ah... If only... *stares longingly into the distance*

On a more serious note, if you suspect someone else of cutting you, only put up the camera at first. You don't want to lock the door and leave him suspect that you know what he/she's up to.

Better to catch the trespasser red-handed.

trespasser? you mean local psycho! a guy who cuts you up while sleeping is not merely trespassing, i suggest more harsh measures a strong electric shock should be administered to anyone going into your room or out. (you can switch this function off once awake, it'l wake you up too if you're walking about).

There! *dusts hands* I've replaced my guards with these guys (http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU). You'll never get through alive. And they are unbribable.
Pleh! :p

"This Video is No Longer Available" :p

agree with the camera thing.

where are the cuts mostly, your arms? chest? head? legs? feet?

where are the cuts mostly, your arms? chest? head? legs? feet?

Mostly on the forearm, then the legs then the hands.

trespasser? you mean local psycho! a guy who cuts you up while sleeping is not merely trespassing, i suggest more harsh measures a strong electric shock should be administered to anyone going into your room or out. (you can switch this function off once awake, it'l wake you up too if you're walking about).

I think maybe I'll get my guards a chocolate rainsaw. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=OzQ_JM0W7Hs)

I think maybe I'll get my guards a chocolate rainsaw. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=OzQ_JM0W7Hs)

OH no. Not twice you won't get me. Nope.

OH no. Not twice you won't get me. Nope.

Honestly? It's not a rickroll.
...
Honest.

Honestly? It's not a rickroll.
...
Honest.

I don't believe you.

I think maybe I'll get my guards a chocolate rainsaw. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=OzQ_JM0W7Hs)

I ain't falling for that one, i don't even have to watch that to know it's a kid singing in a weird voice.
:p

Now, for about the past three weeks, I've woken up to occasionally find new cuts on my person. There on different places and of different lengths and depths, most being skin wounds but a few were bleeding. I understand that it could be me bumping into things while sleepwalking, but I've never had any issues with that either. I've also moved or padded anything that could conceivably injure me. I've still be finding new injuries, however. I'm worried that I may somehow be hurting myself in my sleep. I've been depressed recently, but I've never had (consciously at least) any desire to self harm. I haven't told anyone yet, bar one internet friend and anyone who reads this (Go internet! *waves teeny flag*) as I am afraid of telling any family members, friends, or people who might tell them. I am, put plainly, in a pickle.
Thoughts? Advice?

Go to the doctor and have them check your platelet level! When mine was really low once this happened too me, basically my blood was ooozing out of my veins, I woke up brused and bloody one day, nearly died. I had plenty of randomness that you are talking about the month leading up. I only needed a blood transfusion and we have to keep an eye on my levels.

Go to the doctor and have them check your platelet level! When mine was really low once this happened too me, basically my blood was ooozing out of my veins, I woke up brused and bloody one day, nearly died. I had plenty of randomness that you are talking about the month leading up. I only needed a blood transfusion and we have to keep an eye on my levels.

:S
Okay, will do. Ta.

Mostly on the forearm, then the legs then the hands.

check the edges of your bedframe, head/foot boards and even your boxsprings. it could be a splinter, torn/twisted bit of metal or something that your arms, legs, and hands could be brushing up against.

I used to get cuts like that for a while, then while moving, I found that my bed frame had a sliver of metal sticking out (cut my hand while folding it up.) after getting that replaced/repaired, the nightly cuts stopped appearing.

check the edges of your bedframe, head/foot boards and even your boxsprings.

Alrighty, thanks.
I'll try all these things (well, as many as I can) tonight and post my findings tommorrow.

Alrighty, thanks.
I'll try all these things (well, as many as I can) tonight and post my findings tommorrow.

also, (forgot to mention) check your walls, basically everything near your sleeping area. anyplace where your arms and legs could brush up against while sleeping. if your chair is sometimes near your bed, check it. got a folding table near by? check it. and the sliver can be just that, a thing so small that you wouldn't think it could do the damage it does.

Stigmata? Christ be with you my son.

Now, for about the past three weeks, I've woken up to occasionally find new cuts on my person. There on different places and of different lengths and depths, most being skin wounds but a few were bleeding. I understand that it could be me bumping into things while sleepwalking, but I've never had any issues with that either. I've also moved or padded anything that could conceivably injure me. I've still be finding new injuries, however. I'm worried that I may somehow be hurting myself in my sleep. I've been depressed recently, but I've never had (consciously at least) any desire to self harm. I haven't told anyone yet, bar one internet friend and anyone who reads this (Go internet! *waves teeny flag*) as I am afraid of telling any family members, friends, or people who might tell them. I am, put plainly, in a pickle.
Thoughts? Advice?

Any paranormal activity in the house?

Just to let you know, though, barring the problem actually coming from your bed, someone you know will have to know of the situation. If you can verify that the problem is not coming from the bed itself, you should tell someone IRL who knows you well to determine what the problem may be, whether it's physical or even emotional. The subconscious mind can motivate some really creepy stuff.

Any paranormal activity in the house?

I asked this, because in some circles, people believe that negative energy from people can be given off and cause negative paranormal activity to work against said person. Sounds crazy and all. But its technically a possibility.

I asked this, because in some circles, people believe that negative energy from people can be given off and cause negative paranormal activity to work against said person. Sounds crazy and all. But its technically a possibility.

http://cectic.com/comics/155.png ;) ?

But indeed. If the videos show us knives flying through the air I would be interested. And the OP would get world fame and riches... so that would be good.

Are you married to Lorena Bobbitt?

Generally, a bed of nails is a performance prop, not for daily use.

Now, for about the past three weeks, I've woken up to occasionally find new cuts on my person. There on different places and of different lengths and depths, most being skin wounds but a few were bleeding. I understand that it could be me bumping into things while sleepwalking, but I've never had any issues with that either. I've also moved or padded anything that could conceivably injure me. I've still be finding new injuries, however. I'm worried that I may somehow be hurting myself in my sleep. I've been depressed recently, but I've never had (consciously at least) any desire to self harm. I haven't told anyone yet, bar one internet friend and anyone who reads this (Go internet! *waves teeny flag*) as I am afraid of telling any family members, friends, or people who might tell them. I am, put plainly, in a pickle.
Thoughts? Advice?keep your cat outside your room while you sleep

Eep.

Well, maybe as the most immediate step do you think you could film yourself sleeping? Say with a web cam or something of the sort? At least then you'd know exactly what was going on.

Good idea that. Infra-red webcams are cheap.

also, (forgot to mention) check your walls, basically everything near your sleeping area. anyplace where your arms and legs could brush up against while sleeping. if your chair is sometimes near your bed, check it. got a folding table near by? check it. and the sliver can be just that, a thing so small that you wouldn't think it could do the damage it does.

Okay, I've checked my bedframe etc, and apart from one small splinter in the bottom of the frame, theres no slivers or notches. I also checked the wall, nothing there.


Any paranormal activity in the house?

Not that I know of.
..
Assuming floating chairs are normal, of course.

keep your cat outside your room while you sleep
Haven't got a cat. I do have a chinchilla, but thats not the same thing.

I put some powder down at the door, no disturbance on it.
I'm going to try that camera idea today, I wasn't able to set up my webcam last night.

You probably won't be able to avoid seeing a doctor but at least then you'd already know what exactly is happening. And a camera is by far the easiest and most private way of finding out.

I would say tying yourself to bed would be easier, assuming it's because of sleepwalking or excessive restlessness. :p

Good idea that. Infra-red webcams are cheap.

D'oh. I didn't even *think* about the fact that it tends to be, well, dark at night... >.<
Oh well, the OP will just have to sleep with the lights on. Or do what I do and go to bed when it's light again. *nod*

First, I must admit, that I skipped to the end after the first page of responses. So I apologize if this has already been suggested...That said...

Try trimming your toe/fingernails, trim them nice and short, but make sure you smooth out any sharp edges with an emery board...I give you this suggestion only because I have woken up with scratches, and scrapes, because apparently, I get itchy while asleep...If my toe nails are too long, it can get messy by morning...And I leave you with this...Confucius say, "Man who go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger"

D'oh. I didn't even *think* about the fact that it tends to be, well, dark at night... >.<
Oh well, the OP will just have to sleep with the lights on. Or do what I do and go to bed when it's light again. *nod*

If the OP lives in a city, it probably will not get too dark for a webcam if the curtains are not drawn.

It has to be Freddy Kruger

either that or aliens are abducting you as you sleep to perform strange experiments on you.

I do have a chinchilla, but thats not the same thing.

There's your problem right there. Vicious little bastards, they are.

Do they look like scratches or knife cuts?

There's your problem right there. Vicious little bastards, they are.

But they're cute. :(

Now, for about the past three weeks, I've woken up to occasionally find new cuts on my person. There on different places and of different lengths and depths, most being skin wounds but a few were bleeding. I understand that it could be me bumping into things while sleepwalking, but I've never had any issues with that either. I've also moved or padded anything that could conceivably injure me. I've still be finding new injuries, however. I'm worried that I may somehow be hurting myself in my sleep. I've been depressed recently, but I've never had (consciously at least) any desire to self harm. I haven't told anyone yet, bar one internet friend and anyone who reads this (Go internet! *waves teeny flag*) as I am afraid of telling any family members, friends, or people who might tell them. I am, put plainly, in a pickle.
Thoughts? Advice?

Novell idea. It could just be you have extremely dry skin and it splits when long periods of rubbing against your bed sheets.

If not, your DOOMED, DOOMED I SAY!

Do they look like scratches or knife cuts?

Like knife cuts.

'But they're cute.'
Thats what people said about the rancor.

'If not, your DOOMED, DOOMED I SAY!'
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

'There's your problem right there. Vicious little bastards, they are.'
I could use mine to stop an uprising.

Also, I've got the footage from the camera, and I'm looking over it now.

I know, but like I said, I'm rather worried about anyone I know in real life knowing. I think that the reason it may be happening is a particular member of my family.
Uhu... worth speaking to a doctor about, then.

I had a similar experience - after a while I examined my mattress and found a large curved needle had been left embedded in it during manufacturing.

I think I know the answer to the problem in the OP. It involves an old priest and a young priest. One of them has to be suffering serious doubts in his faith only to suddenly have an epiphany to realize that there really are such things as good and evil and you must at some point in your life make a choice.

My money is on eather it's his nails or aliens. But in all seriousness I also sugest triming your nails and sleeping with your socks on.

Now, for about the past three weeks, I've woken up to occasionally find new cuts on my person.
Thoughts? Advice?

Did you remove the "Do not remove under penalty of law" tag on your mattress?
If you did, the gremlins will get you.

Maybe, but I've swapped my bedsheets numerous times (blankets, sheets, duvets etc), so I don't think its that. I've also tried sleeping without sheets to the same result.
And Dyakovo, you'd never get past my evil zombie pirate ninjas!!!

Have you checked for umm sprung springs in your matteress?

Dont know if I am allowed to post links, so im not gonna. But I found quite a lot of forums containing the cuts in question. None of them have given an answer as to how it happens.

Some were in paranormal forums, other in serious ones. Most were ruled off as a sharp object sticking out of the sleeping surface. No sharp objects have been found.

Apparently, it happens the most to young girls. Around age 13. But you are....?

Now, for about the past three weeks, I've woken up to occasionally find new cuts on my person. There on different places and of different lengths and depths, most being skin wounds but a few were bleeding. I understand that it could be me bumping into things while sleepwalking, but I've never had any issues with that either. I've also moved or padded anything that could conceivably injure me. I've still be finding new injuries, however. I'm worried that I may somehow be hurting myself in my sleep. I've been depressed recently, but I've never had (consciously at least) any desire to self harm. I haven't told anyone yet, bar one internet friend and anyone who reads this (Go internet! *waves teeny flag*) as I am afraid of telling any family members, friends, or people who might tell them. I am, put plainly, in a pickle.
Thoughts? Advice?
Serious answer:

I used to get really freaked out because my boyfriend would have scratches on his body, some of them pretty nasty looking. Turns out he absent-mindedly scratches himself sometimes, even doing it in his sleep from time to time. One thing that helped him was to get some lotion to keep his skin from itching at all, and to buy some new sheets that had higher thread count to make sure they weren't irritating his skin.

Don't know if your problem is the same as his, but might be worth a shot.

Wear mittens in bed.

Sleep in a suit of armour.

Sleep in a suit of armour.

Made of invincible!

Like knife cuts.

'But they're cute.'
Thats what people said about the rancor.

'If not, your DOOMED, DOOMED I SAY!'
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

'There's your problem right there. Vicious little bastards, they are.'
I could use mine to stop an uprising.

Also, I've got the footage from the camera, and I'm looking over it now.
never heard anyone call a Rancor 'cute'. :p

any clues from the footages?

Now, for about the past three weeks, I've woken up to occasionally find new cuts on my person. There on different places and of different lengths and depths, most being skin wounds but a few were bleeding. I understand that it could be me bumping into things while sleepwalking, but I've never had any issues with that either. I've also moved or padded anything that could conceivably injure me. I've still be finding new injuries, however. I'm worried that I may somehow be hurting myself in my sleep. I've been depressed recently, but I've never had (consciously at least) any desire to self harm. I haven't told anyone yet, bar one internet friend and anyone who reads this (Go internet! *waves teeny flag*) as I am afraid of telling any family members, friends, or people who might tell them. I am, put plainly, in a pickle.
Thoughts? Advice?

I had a nieghbor once. She said she had cat scratch fever. I'm not sure if that is real or not. Ever so often she would get wounds/ slits on the bottom of her feet. She would have to soak them in warm water. So your condition has got me thinking either your a sleep-cutter, or possible allergies. Perhaps you are allergic to your sheets, fabric, or bedding. Try putting moisterizer on your skin before you go to bed; see what happens, and call me in the morning.

I had a nieghbor once. She said she had cat scratch fever.

The only cure for that is to put on your dancing shoes.

*discos*

The only cure for that is to put on your dancing shoes.

*discos*

Hells yes!

*pulls out afro wig, bellbottoms, and pinstripe suit*

Sorry... looks like I killed the thread... Although seriously, do you plan on telling us what is up, or no? Cause its fine either way.

*pulls out afro wig, bellbottoms, and pinstripe suit*

Sorry... looks like I killed the thread... Although seriously, do you plan on telling us what is up, or no? Cause its fine either way.

you didn't kill the tread... your suit did. :p

you didn't kill the tread... your suit did. :p

*Gasp!*
Take that back!!! You can insult me all you want, but when you insult John Travolta's suit, its go time!!!

(note: yes, he wore a pinstripe suit.)

*Gasp!*
Take that back!!! You can insult me all you want, but when you insult John Travolta's suit, its go time!!!

(note: yes, he wore a pinstripe suit.)

dude... you are NO John Travolta. :p

Now, for about the past three weeks, I've woken up to occasionally find new cuts on my person. There on different places and of different lengths and depths, most being skin wounds but a few were bleeding. I understand that it could be me bumping into things while sleepwalking, but I've never had any issues with that either. I've also moved or padded anything that could conceivably injure me. I've still be finding new injuries, however. I'm worried that I may somehow be hurting myself in my sleep. I've been depressed recently, but I've never had (consciously at least) any desire to self harm. I haven't told anyone yet, bar one internet friend and anyone who reads this (Go internet! *waves teeny flag*) as I am afraid of telling any family members, friends, or people who might tell them. I am, put plainly, in a pickle.
Thoughts? Advice?


Didn't read every post, so not sure if you figured it out yet. I'd tape the inside of my door before going to bed, and lock the door. If the tape is broken in the morning, you're doing it to yourself, and you might benefit from some mild sedative to help hurry you out of the REM stages of sleeping.

Good luck

Sleep in a suit of armour.

love this idea :D

poltergeists

He obviously fell asleep while looking over the footage, and sleep-cut himself to death. Pity, really.

So... you're an sleepemo?

Fascinating. Please get on the couch and tell me about your mother.


I giggled at this comment. Thought youd care to know.

Doesn't sound likely, but it's possible you could be having seizures. Some people only have them in their sleep, and wake up with unexplained injuries, although these are usually bruises. I can tell I've had an episode when I wake up because there are bruises all over my arms, usually from grabbing at them while I seized. It's possible this could produce cuts, too.

Get help, now.

Failing that, rig up a video camera in your room to see what happens. When you wake up, watch the video (mostly fast forward until something interesting happens).

Doesn't sound likely, but it's possible you could be having seizures. Some people only have them in their sleep, and wake up with unexplained injuries, although these are usually bruises. I can tell I've had an episode when I wake up because there are bruises all over my arms, usually from grabbing at them while I seized. It's possible this could produce cuts, too.

My ladyfriend has seizures in her sleep. They're linked to her monthly cycle.

I asked this, because in some circles, people believe that negative energy from people can be given off and cause negative paranormal activity to work against said person. Sounds crazy and all. But its technically a possibility.

I'd love to have the meaning of "technically" as used here explained. You know, usually the thing about paranormal crap is that it can't, technically, be explained.


That aside, I've recently woken up with my whole decolleté scratched to pieces, as if a cat had gone wild on it. I've done my fair piece of wondering, but as it never reoccured, I just let it be.

dude... you are NO John Travolta. :p

I never said I was... that's why I said you should insult ME, and not John Travolta's SUH-WEET THREADS!!!!

I use to have sleeping problems (no as bad as yours) and I found that getting monitored while sleeping helped. I was sleep walking around my house and smashing objects such as lamps and chairs. I went to my doctor and he set me up with a group of sleep experts. I slept in a room where they monitored me and then told me the next morning what they thought. I was precribed a sleeping agent and they said evenmtually I might just gro out of it. I did and now I no longer need meds to sleep. Good luck wioth your problem.

Go on Dr. Phil.

I never said I was... that's why I said you should insult ME, and not John Travolta's SUH-WEET THREADS!!!!

*pulls out afro wig, bellbottoms, and pinstripe suit*

er... you pulled out the suit, and note...
1) John Travolta did not wear an Afro Wig.
2) you did NOT specify that the suit was John Travolta's.
3) I DID insult you by saying you putting on an afro wig, bellbottoms and a pinstripe suit does NOT make you John Travolta... it make ME John Travolta! *Puts on suit and starts dancing*
:D

er... you pulled out the suit, and note...
1) John Travolta did not wear an Afro Wig.
2) you did NOT specify that the suit was John Travolta's.
3) I DID insult you by saying you putting on an afro wig, bellbottoms and a pinstripe suit does NOT make you John Travolta... it make ME John Travolta! *Puts on suit and starts dancing*
:D

1) As you were so kind to point out, I'm no John Travolta. I'm much worse.
2) I did afterwards, but ignorance is no excuse to dis sweet treads.
3) No, you just said that the pinstripe suit killed the thread, when it seems to have brought it back to life. (sort of) Although, I think that I killed the thread, and the suit brought is back.

3) No, you just said that the pinstripe suit killed the thread, when it seems to have brought it back to life. (sort of) Although, I think that I killed the thread, and the suit brought is back.

>.>

<.<

well, the thread was only wounded. looks like it will live. :p

Unfortnatly, the status of the OP is still unknown. :D

I am not sure about yourself, but if someone brought a blade to my skin, and slashed deep enough to cause bleeding, my slumber would be interrupted.

Happens to me all the time.

Normally after I've had ten pints of Lager.

Can't imagine were all those bruises / bumps / cuts come from.

And the empty pizza boxes

And the headache and nausea.

Seems to go away again tho post-paracetamol

Now, for about the past three weeks, I've woken up to occasionally find new cuts on my person. There on different places and of different lengths and depths, most being skin wounds but a few were bleeding. I understand that it could be me bumping into things while sleepwalking, but I've never had any issues with that either. I've also moved or padded anything that could conceivably injure me. I've still be finding new injuries, however. I'm worried that I may somehow be hurting myself in my sleep. I've been depressed recently, but I've never had (consciously at least) any desire to self harm. I haven't told anyone yet, bar one internet friend and anyone who reads this (Go internet! *waves teeny flag*) as I am afraid of telling any family members, friends, or people who might tell them. I am, put plainly, in a pickle.
Thoughts? Advice?

See professional help! Go see your doctor, and believe me, the Doctor ain't gonna tell your family or friends unless it's mega necessary. Confidentiality and they could shed some light on the situation.

>.>

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well, the thread was only wounded. looks like it will live. :p

Unfortnatly, the status of the OP is still unknown. :D

Thank goodness!! (to the first one; the second one, thats bad.)

*sigh* everything I touch dies.

*sigh* everything I touch dies.

Who said that?

:p

See?!?!? The last time I said I killed the thread, it came back! (sorta) So, this means.... either everything I try to do works the opposite, or.... you're all just screwing with me.

See?!?!? The last time I said I killed the thread, it came back! (sorta) So, this means.... either everything I try to do works the opposite, or.... you're all just screwing with me.

Paranoia being the third option. ;)

Paranoia being the third option. ;)

Gaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

See?!?!? The last time I said I killed the thread, it came back! (sorta) So, this means.... either everything I try to do works the opposite, or.... you're all just screwing with me.Paranoia being the third option. ;)

Don't forget the possibility of all three being true.

Don't forget the possibility of all three being true.
But that's 4, 4 options, ah ah ah.

But that's 4, 4 options, ah ah ah.

True, so that puts the options list at:

1._____Everything Tal tries to do works the opposite
2._____We're all just fucking with Tal
3._____Tal's paranoid
4._____All of the above

True, so that puts the options list at:

1._____Everything Tal tries to do works the opposite
2._____We're all just fucking with Tal
3._____Tal's paranoid
4._____All of the above

Or a butterfly flapped it's wings somewhere in China....

True, so that puts the options list at:



Or a butterfly flapped it's wings somewhere in China....

Great, so now its:

1._____Everything Tal tries to do works the opposite
2._____We're all just fucking with Tal
3._____Tal's paranoid
3._____A butterfly flapped its wings in china.
5._____All of the above

Great, so now its:

1._____Everything Tal tries to do works the opposite
2._____We're all just fucking with Tal
3._____Tal's paranoid
3._____A butterfly flapped its wings in china.
5._____All of the above

don't forget the 'none of the above' option.

and the ever popular "it's all in Tal's mind" option. :p

although the tal's paranoid would fit that last suggestion...

don't forget the 'none of the above' option.

and the ever popular "it's all in Tal's mind" option. :p

although the tal's paranoid would fit that last suggestion...

My mind is an alternate plan of insanity where nothing makes since. Therefore, the answer is not any of the above.

The answer is a rusty spoon.

*runs off smacking self with a jar of olives*

My mind is an alternate plan of insanity where nothing makes since. Therefore, the answer is not any of the above.

The answer is a rusty spoon.

*runs off smacking self with a jar of olives*

Thats right. You got nothing to say to that. you know why? cause I'm crazy.
and yes, i just quoted myself.

Hasn't anybody considered the possibility that Void Templar is being abducted by aliens in the middle of the night for horrible experiments?

Yes.