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Toilet on International Space Station breaks

New Ziedrich
28-05-2008, 06:48
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080527/ap_on_sc/space_toilet

WASHINGTON - The international space station's lone toilet is broken, leaving the crew with almost nowhere to go. So NASA may order an in-orbit plumbing service call when space shuttle Discovery visits next week.

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Until then, the three-man crew will have to make do with a jury-rigged system when they need to urinate.

While one of the crew was using the Russian-made toilet last week, the toilet motor fan stopped working, according to NASA. Since then, the liquid waste gathering part of the toilet has been working on-and-off. Fortunately, the solid waste collecting part is functioning normally. Russian officials don't know the cause of the problem and the crew has been unable to fix it.

The crew has used the toilet on the Soyuz return capsule, but it has a limited capacity. They are now are using a back-up bag-like collection system that can be connected to the broken toilet, according to NASA public affairs officials.

"Like any home anywhere the importance of having a working bathroom is obvious," NASA spokesman Allard Beutel said.

The 7-year-old toilet has broken once before but not for as long a time, said Johnson Space Center spokeswoman Nicole Cloutier in Houston.

Discovery is already set for launch Saturday with a planned docking with the space station on Monday. Cloutier said NASA officials are considering having some parts flown to Cape Canaveral and placed in the shuttle during its countdown, an unusual and delicate situation. Because the shuttle's payload weight is limited and balance carefully calculated, it will be tricky to try to figure out where the parts can go, said Kennedy Space Center spokesman Bill Johnson

Discovery's main payload, a 32,000-pound Japanese laboratory addition, is so big that the shuttle's boom sensor system had to be removed to make room for the lab.

One toilet? I understand that there are weight and space issues there, but you'd think that NASA would understand the need for a backup for such a vital system. :p
Aperture Science
28-05-2008, 06:52
Well, shit.
What? Somebody had to say it.
New Ziedrich
28-05-2008, 06:56
Well, shit.
What? Somebody had to say it.

No, that part still works. ;)
Sorry, couldn't resist.
Everywhar
28-05-2008, 06:57
So, are the astronauts going to avoid shitting, or do they have a plan for that?
Dyakovo
28-05-2008, 07:00
What a crappy situation.
Aperture Science
28-05-2008, 07:01
No, that part still works. ;)
Sorry, couldn't resist.
For now. It is Russian built :P

What a crappy situation.

That really stank.
Barringtonia
28-05-2008, 07:01
Let's play 'Spot the Difference' between people who read an article and those who don't :)
Lunatic Goofballs
28-05-2008, 08:10
Astronaut: 'The Toilet is broken!'

Houston: 'Urine a heap of trouble now!'

:D
Philosopy
28-05-2008, 08:28
WASHINGTON - The international space station's lone toilet is broken, leaving the crew with almost nowhere to go. So NASA may order an in-orbit plumbing service call when space shuttle Discovery visits next week.

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If that's NASA's idea of an advert, they should fire their PR guy.
Aperture Science
28-05-2008, 08:46
Astronaut: 'The Toilet is broken!'

Houston: 'Urine a heap of trouble now!'

:D

<Insert 'Uranus' joke here.>
Lunatic Goofballs
28-05-2008, 08:51
<Insert 'Uranus' joke here.>

Insert what where? http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/traurig/sad-smiley-028.gif
G3N13
28-05-2008, 11:00
I suspect there's a leak somewhere.
Lunatic Goofballs
28-05-2008, 11:10
They'll have to boldly go where no one has gone before! :eek:
West-Terschelling
28-05-2008, 11:16
they can go all the way to outher space whithout problems but they forget to bring a spare porty potty? NASA, get your priorities in order
The imperian empire
28-05-2008, 11:39
They'll have to boldly go where no one has gone before! :eek:

Haha bloody har... Aha har.

I guess they are up shit creek without a paddle.
Conserative Morality
28-05-2008, 11:58
Insert what where?
Well you see, when a daddy and a daddy reaaaaaally love each other...:p
Gun Manufacturers
28-05-2008, 12:06
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080527/ap_on_sc/space_toilet



One toilet? I understand that there are weight and space issues there, but you'd think that NASA would understand the need for a backup for such a vital system. :p

If I was up there when the only toilet broke, I'd really be pissed! :mad:



Bad pun, I know. But it's more accurate than some of the others in this thread. :D
Extreme Ironing
28-05-2008, 12:08
Astronaut: 'The Toilet is broken!'

Houston: 'Urine a heap of trouble now!'

:D

Win! :D
Nobel Hobos
28-05-2008, 12:33
They should do what sailors do, and take a leak overboard.
Non Aligned States
28-05-2008, 12:37
They should do what sailors do, and take a leak overboard.

Because exposing sensitive bits of your body to hard vacuum is always a good idea. :p
Gauthier
29-05-2008, 00:21
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Dyakovo
29-05-2008, 00:24
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/Sarothai/Smileys/bump.gif
Dyakovo
29-05-2008, 00:25
Already a thread on it... (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=13726069#post13726069)
Greater Trostia
29-05-2008, 00:39
Because exposing sensitive bits of your body to hard vacuum is always a good idea. :p

Explosive decompression makes the penis look larger. True story!
New Limacon
29-05-2008, 01:29
Well, shit.
What? Somebody had to say it.

What a crappy situation.

Astronaut: 'The Toilet is broken!'

Houston: 'Urine a heap of trouble now!'

:D

<Insert 'Uranus' joke here.>

Insert what where? http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/traurig/sad-smiley-028.gif

I suspect there's a leak somewhere.

They'll have to boldly go where no one has gone before! :eek:

Haha bloody har... Aha har.

I guess they are up shit creek without a paddle.

If I was up there when the only toilet broke, I'd really be pissed! :mad:



Bad pun, I know. But it's more accurate than some of the others in this thread. :D

Way to go, guys. I now have no respect for NASA and extraplanetary research in general.
Geniasis
29-05-2008, 01:32
Didn't we just do these shitty puns a few months ago?
New Limacon
29-05-2008, 01:35
Didn't we just do these shitty puns a few months ago?
Now I've lost respect for any form of astronomy. Keep it up and I'm going to become a Luddite.
Wilgrove
29-05-2008, 01:59
Because exposing sensitive bits of your body to hard vacuum is always a good idea. :p

Hey, who hasn't thought of exposing that part of their body to a vacuum?
Verutus
29-05-2008, 02:24
Oy, can someone please explain to me how this forum became a bad-puns discussion forum? I don't post here a lot, but I've always held NSG in relatively high regard. It seems perhaps my admiration was misplaced.
Galloism
29-05-2008, 02:27
Hey, who hasn't thought of exposing that part of their body to a vacuum?

:eek:
CthulhuFhtagn
29-05-2008, 02:28
Oy, can someone please explain to me how this forum became a bad-puns discussion forum?
Well, it all started when we decided to improve the quality of our posting.
Galloism
29-05-2008, 02:31
Well, it all started when we decided to improve the quality of our posting.

It's been a piss-fest of puns ever since.

*drags the topic back to the space station*
Freebourne
30-05-2008, 00:15
Hey, who hasn't thought of exposing that part of their body to a vacuum?

A vacuum? A vacuum cleaner?

Let's just ignore that comment about bad-puns:D
Layarteb
30-05-2008, 00:27
For now. It is Russian built :P



That really stank.

In Soviet Russia, toilet poops you!
Hurdegaryp
30-05-2008, 00:31
Toilet humor in space. It's a good thing we don't have any contact with aliens, intergalactic wars have been started for less.