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A petición popular!!


Nah, I got bored and since I asked the mods to close the old one, here´s a new thread.

Let us all start afresh!

LET THE FREAKINESS BEGIN!!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_paraphilias

My favorite is dendrophilia, which is actually not on that list.

Uncut and uncensored edition?

Or are we trying to keep this one a bit low-key so the right-wing nuts don't complain?

Then again.. if we go too far even the left-wingers start causing a ruckus..

Infantophilia anyone?

Uncut and uncensored edition?

Or are we trying to keep this one a bit low-key so the right-wing nuts don't complain?

Then again.. if we go too far even the left-wingers start causing a ruckus..

Infantophilia anyone?

You´re stalking me.:eek: Yes, yes, you are! I can see it in your Holy Eyes! You want to damn me to hell!!!:eek:


Nah, I just got bored and decided to make another thread alluding to freakiness. We´ll try to keep this one as low-key as possible. Provided Rhyno doesn´t post one of those, oh-so-interesting pix or links Rhyno´s so famous for.

Like this (http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?RhynoD) one?

Hehe. i loved the last thread.

No you didn't! You only likeed it because it had *Pictures*.

It did?!?

No, because we didn't get past the first page, REMEMBER?

Oh, right. Crap. So, do we read this one?

Both of you SHUT UP! I've got a bad headache today, and you two morons aren't helping.

Zzzzzz.... Wha- keep the racket down, would ya?

Shut it inner Grandpa! Go back to sleep.

Want a blunt?

I'm sorry you had to hear this folks *To all the others:* Shush!

Hehe. i loved the last thread.

No you didn't! You only likeed it because it had *Pictures*.

It did?!?

No, because we didn't get past the first page, REMEMBER?

Oh, right. Crap. So, do we read this one?

Both of you SHUT UP! I've got a bad headache today, and you two morons aren't helping.

Zzzzzz.... Wha- keep the racket down, would ya?

Shut it inner Grandpa! Go back to sleep.

Want a blunt?

I'm sorry you had to hear this folks *To all the others:* Shush!


You´re certified, mate. You´re 100% freaky material. Welcome!:fluffle:

You´re stalking me.:eek: Yes, yes, you are! I can see it in your Holy Eyes! You want to damn me to hell!!!:eek:
Actually, I have been for some time now.
*sets up small telescope*
Nah, I just got bored and decided to make another thread alluding to freakiness. We´ll try to keep this one as low-key as possible. Provided Rhyno doesn´t post one of those, oh-so-interesting pix or links Rhyno´s so famous for.
Ah.. in that case. I really like..things.
You know, that kind of stuff.
I dig it.

Actually, I have been for some time now.
*sets up small telescope*

Ah.. in that case. I really like..things.
You know, that kind of stuff.
I dig it.

You´re despicable. But I like you.


Things? What sort of things are you referring to? Elaborate.

You´re despicable. But I like you.
Is it too soon for a fluffle? I think it is. However, I'll still ;) at you suggestively.
Things? What sort of things are you referring to? Elaborate.
The low key stuff. A mix of gases, nitrogen being prominent among them, followed by oxygen. Water is good as well. I'm also fond of gardening.

You´re certified, mate. You´re 100% freaky material. Welcome!:fluffle:

Hear that? We're freaky!

No we're not, only about half of us are!

I'm not gonna tell her that!

Dude, I am like, so high right now.

That's sugar, not cocaine.

This is some powerful sugar then. Espicially after that kitten.

You've taken up kitten huffing!?!?

Now man, I prefer to think of it as 'soul searching'. You search the kitten's soul by inhaling it.

Kill me, please.

List of cast:
Inner hippie.
Inner attention whore.
Inner stoner.
inner director.
inner-

SHUT IT! LEAVE ME IN PEACE YOU *Censored for the next twenty seconds, cuts off suddenly*

Is it too soon for a fluffle? I think it is. However, I'll still ;) at you suggestively.

The low key stuff. A mix of gases, nitrogen being prominent among them, followed by oxygen. Water is good as well. I'm also fond of gardening.

*runs away from chloroform impregnated cloth*

*:fluffle:´s you before living cuz she´s caring and shyte*

*runs away from chloroform impregnated cloth*

*:fluffle:´s you before living cuz she´s caring and shyte*

Ha! I regularly bathe and soak my clothes in chloroform. It just takes breath control is all.

*breathes in shock when fluffled*

*passes out*

Ha! I regularly bathe and soak my clothes in chloroform. It just takes breath control is all.

*breathes in shock when fluffled*

*passes out*

Ha! That´s your cologne then?

*watches him pass out*

Clean up on aisle 69, clean up on aisle 69!

Now that he's out of the way, let's say you and I go...you know...

*Wakes from banhammer hit*
I GET TO WATCH! *Iz embaressed. Pretends to be dead again. Secretly watches*

Now that he's out of the way, let's say you and I go...you know...

Ein? Go... where? To the circus? To the mall? To Target? Where? Speak in Christian!!

I haven't been on the forums for a while, so I didn't see the first incarnation of this thread. What exactly is this thread for?

Ein? Go... where? To the circus? To the mall? To Target? Where? Speak in Christian!!

*wakes up groggily, holding breath*

Never thought you would be into that kind of stuff.

A petición popular!!


Nah, I got bored and since I asked the mods to close the old one, here´s a new thread.

Let us all start afresh!

LET THE FREAKINESS BEGIN!!!!

Great to see you back Nanatsu-chan.

I haven't been on the forums for a while, so I didn't see the first incarnation of this thread. What exactly is this thread for?

Pun, joke, and vicious innuendo?

Jokingly punnish humour? Sexually charged jokes with a dash of innuendo?

Completely serious commentary on the sad state of forum members and humanity in general?

Or you could read the first page and get a good idea.

*wakes up groggily, holding breath*

Never thought you would be into that kind of stuff.


Into what? Christ?

Nah, but he and I are hommies. He makes wine, I drink it. Yup.

Great to see you back Nanatsu-chan.

Hey hey hey!

*high-fives Liuzzo*

Into what? Christ?

Nah, but he and I are hommies. He makes wine, I drink it. Yup.

Be careful, he might try to slip you some angel dust.

Ein? Go... where? To the circus? To the mall? To Target? Where? Speak in Christian!!

Thy footwear is pleasing to mine eyes. Wouldst thou like accompany me to my place of residence and engage in fornication, and perhaps the recitation of a sonnet?

I haven't been on the forums for a while, so I didn't see the first incarnation of this thread. What exactly is this thread for?

Veiled innuendo and general craziness.

Be careful, he might try to slip you some angel dust.

Nah, he´s cool.

You, on the other hand, might slip me said angel dust. You nasty, boy.

Thy footwear is pleasing to mine eyes. Wouldst thou like accompany me to my place of residence and engage in fornication, and perhaps the recitation of a sonnet?

Methinks the lady would prefer a biblical passage, or perhaps one of the parables of the Lord.

Thy footwear is pleasing to mine eyes. Wouldst thou like accompany me to my place of residence and engage in fornication, and perhaps the recitation of a sonnet?

You wish.;)

Hey hey hey!

*high-fives Liuzzo*

Eh, I'm not to be touched just yet. Instead I'm going to chase your around with my hands and face just millimeters away from you while screaming "I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you!"

Methinks the lady would prefer a biblical passage, or perhaps one of the parables of the Lord.

I have it on good authority that she prefers this particular sonnet.

Methinks the lady would prefer a biblical passage, or perhaps one of the parables of the Lord.

Dude, no. You gotta read one of Rhyno´s sonnets. They´re awesome!!

Dude, no. You gotta read one of Rhyno´s sonnets. They´re awesome!!

They can be found at the Social Spam Alliance (s8.invisionfree.com/SSA05/index.php), in the Literature Lounge (http://z8.invisionfree.com/SSA05/index.php?showforum=19).

This is not blatant advertising. Nope.


Also also, Bann-ed, check j00r TGs.

Eh, I'm not to be touched just yet. Instead I'm going to chase your around with my hands and face just millimeters away from you while screaming "I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you!"

Weeeeee!!! Chasing the mouse! Weeeeee!!!

They can be found at the Social Spam Alliance (s8.invisionfree.com/SSA05/index.php), in the Literature Lounge (http://z8.invisionfree.com/SSA05/index.php?showforum=19).

This is not blatant advertising. Nope.


There is some sort of underground alliance? A shadow forum?
Egad!

Also also, Bann-ed, check j00r TGs.
*slips into the night, as unseen as one who wasn't seen slipping into the night*

Kittens anyone? These, like, get you really high.

BUT AT THE EXPENSE OF THE KITTENS SOUL!

Yeah,but, it's like, a REALLY good high.

Cut,cut,cut, this is all wrong, we need more ACTION, we need more mindless sex, we need more-

What the **** are you talking about? This isn't some movie!

*Snorting sound in distance. Sound of a kitten mewiing cut abruptly short.*

Imgonnasnortthisentirefulgrownsiberiantiger!

There's no crowd here inner Ozzy Osbourne. Wait a minute, I didn't know we had an inner Ozzy!

He's on the attendence list. Right below our inner LG.

Oh God... We have an inner LG?!? OHMIGODTHEREHEI-*Iz pied*

There is some sort of underground alliance? A shadow forum?
Egad!


*slips into the night, as unseen as one who wasn't seen slipping into the night*

My own sonnets are posted there too. On the Literature Section. Drop by and let me know if you like them.

*runs away and flips into her gopher hole of hell*:D :D

My own sonnets are posted there too. On the Literature Section. Drop by and let me know if you like them.

*runs away and flips into her gopher hole of hell*:D :D

Those aren't sonnets...

You Wanna Know How Freaky I Am?!? Well I Post On The INTERNATIONAL INCIDENTS FORUMS

You Wanna Know How Freaky I Am?!? Well I Post On The INTERNATIONAL INCIDENTS FORUMS

Well I got a 7-day ban for posting in Moderation!

Well I got a 7-day ban for posting in Moderation!
You post in Moderation!?!? *Gets crowd of generalites :D*

My own sonnets are posted there too. On the Literature Section. Drop by and let me know if you like them.

*runs away and flips into her gopher hole of hell*:D :D
Will do. Uh.. with pleasure.
Well I got a 7-day ban for posting in Moderation!

It's only freaky if you didn't like it.

Will do. Uh.. with pleasure.

Bowchickabowow.

It's only freaky if you didn't like it.

I would describe it as getting a tooth pulled and getting oral sex at the same time...

I would describe it as getting a tooth pulled and getting oral sex at the same time...

*phones dentist and girlfriend*

*only has a dentist*

*flees the country*

Those aren't sonnets...

I consider them sonnets, Rhyno. Just cuz it doesn´t adhere to your rhyming scheme doesn´t mean they´re not sonnets... or whatever they are... yeah.

Anyway: The Spanish Inquisition needs her beauty rest. I´m off to, freakily sleep, the sleep of the freaks. Adiós!!!:fluffle:

I consider them sonnets, Rhyno. Just cuz it doesn´t adhere to your rhyming scheme doesn´t mean they´re not sonnets... or whatever they are... yeah.

Actually...that's exactly what it means:

1. Prosody. a poem, properly expressive of a single, complete thought, idea, or sentiment, of 14 lines, usually in iambic pentameter, with rhymes arranged according to one of certain definite schemes, being in the strict or Italian form divided into a major group of 8 lines (the octave) followed by a minor group of 6 lines (the sestet), and in a common English form into 3 quatrains followed by a couplet.

Don't argue with the English major about poetry! It's a bad idea! You're not freaky enough!

Anyway: The Spanish Inquisition needs her beauty rest. I´m off to, freakily sleep, the sleep of the freaks. Adiós!!!:fluffle:

Sleep is for squares and non-freaks.

Anyway: The Spanish Inquisition needs her beauty rest. I´m off to, freakily sleep, the sleep of the freaks. Adiós!!!
*Bursts into the room with red robes on*
NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!!!!

Actually...that's exactly what it means:

1. Prosody. a poem, properly expressive of a single, complete thought, idea, or sentiment, of 14 lines, usually in iambic pentameter, with rhymes arranged according to one of certain definite schemes, being in the strict or Italian form divided into a major group of 8 lines (the octave) followed by a minor group of 6 lines (the sestet), and in a common English form into 3 quatrains followed by a couplet.

Don't argue with the English major about poetry! It's a bad idea! You're not freaky enough!

Soneto, beyotch, yeah. I know what it is. I took several Lit classes in college (to name a few: Brit Lit, Spanish Lit, American Lit and Contemporary). I have a minor on the subject. Huzzah!

And I already told ya, mate, that I don´t care about the metric system. It´s too constricting. Poetry should let be allowed to flow freely.

Oh, and I will argue with the English major about poetry and whatever I damn well please. I am the Mutha of all Freaks. Got it?!:cool:

*snip indignation, credentials, and sexy voice*

Good morning.

Sleep well?

Soneto, beyotch, yeah. I know what it is. I took several Lit classes in college (to name a few: Brit Lit, Spanish Lit, American Lit and Contemporary). I have a minor on the subject. Huzzah!

And I already told ya, mate, that I don´t care about the metric system. It´s too constricting. Poetry should let be allowed to flow freely.

Oh, and I will argue with the English major about poetry and whatever I damn well please. I am the Mutha of all Freaks. Got it?!:cool:

Duly noted. But that doesn't mean you can call it a sonnet ;)

Good morning.

Sleep well?


:eek:

*melts at sexy voice*

´Sup?;)

No, I went to bed and couldn´t sleep, so I decided to come back to NSG and goof off with my fiançe.

:eek:
*melts at sexy voice*
*looks at puddle on floor and scoops sample into test tube*
*tucks tube into hidden pocket*
´Sup?;)
Not much, probably going to sleep soon.
No, I went to bed and couldn´t sleep, so I decided to come back to NSG and goof off with my fiançe.
Why do you taunt us so!?!
*insert biblical lament smiley*

*looks at puddle on floor and scoops sample into test tube*
*tucks tube into hidden pocket*

Not much, probably going to sleep soon.

Why do you taunt us so!?!
*insert biblical lament smiley*

I have been sampled! Just don´t you dare clone me!!:mad:

Ah, in that case, que sueñes con los angelitos.

Taunt you? How do I do that? I´m the epitome of NSG virtue and moderation. How dare you!:eek:

I have been sampled! Just don´t you dare clone me!!:mad:
Don't worry. I won't. *tosses tube to RhynoD*
Ah, in that case, que sueñes con los angelitos.
Thanks. I'll try.
Taunt you? How do I do that? I´m the epitome of NSG virtue and moderation. How dare you!:eek:
To be honest, people walking around in daylight are enough to taunt me.
*peers out from under grimy rock*

*hisses menacingly*

I had her cloned like, a week ago.

I had her cloned like, a week ago.

So.. the clone is a week old then?

Either we wait 45 years to get the clone up to speed, or we somehow accelerate growth.

*flees from impending death*

I had her cloned like, a week ago.

:eek:

You did what?! When?! How?!

There´s another Spanish Inquisition hoodluming around without my strict knowledge?!

What what what?!

I demand an explanation and a maternity check to acertain this clone is of me.
:eek:

So.. the clone is a week old then?

Either we wait 45 years to get the clone up to speed, or we somehow accelerate growth.

*flees from impending death*

You´ll get yours. Don´t you worry about it. I know where you live...:mp5:

:eek:

You did what?! When?! How?!

There´s another Spanish Inquisition hoodluming around without my strict knowledge?!

What what what?!

I demand an explanation and a maternity check to acertain this clone is of me.
:eek:

Oh, you know...the other day...when...you know...

So.. the clone is a week old then?

Either we wait 45 years to get the clone up to speed, or we somehow accelerate growth.

*flees from impending death*

Accelerated growth.

Oh, you know...the other day...when...you know...

Ah yeah! That day when you did my hair! Let me tell you, it was fabulous. Everyone at work asked me who my stylist was. I said, Rhyno, of course.

You´ll get yours. Don´t you worry about it. I know where you live...:mp5:
All you need to do is read my location. *glances left*
Accelerated growth.
Wise decision.
Ah yeah! That day when you did my hair! Let me tell you, it was fabulous. Everyone at work asked me who my stylist was. I said, Rhyno, of course.
Did everyone respond with "It sure looks like a rhino did your hair!" and then laugh/guffaw/cackle while slapping their knees?

All you need to do is read my location. *glances left*

Did everyone respond with "It sure looks like a rhino did your hair!" and then laugh/guffaw/cackle while slapping their knees?

Oh yes. I know you live downstairs from me. I can hear you grunt at night.:D

Oh no. They did want to know, they gays of course, if Rhyno was single or taken. I told them that I was sure Rhyno was taken. They were soooooo disappointed.:p

Oh yes. I know you live downstairs from me. I can hear you grunt at night.:D
Is that..good..or bad?
Oh no. They did want to know, they gays of course, if Rhyno was single or taken. I told them that I was sure Rhyno was taken. They were soooooo disappointed.:p
He is taken. It's true.
*holds Rhyno's hand, tightly*

I...don't recall ever saying I was a "he"...

I...don't recall ever saying I was a "he"...

You have, just not recently. Has your gender changed in the past couple of months?

I...don't recall ever saying I was a "he"...

I believe you have my man. Sorry have to agree with Dyakovo.

I believe you have my man. Sorry have to agree with Dyakovo.

What? Is agreeing with me that bad?

What? Is agreeing with me that bad?

Only sometimes..... :p

Had to break his illusion that we don't realize he is a he.

Only sometimes..... :p
True enough, sometimes I don't even like to admit I agree with me...
Had to break his illusion that we don't realize he is a he.
:D

I...don't recall ever saying I was a "he"...
Isn't this a "freaky" thread? What's the hubbub?

:eek:

You did what?! When?! How?!

There´s another Spanish Inquisition hoodluming around without my strict knowledge?!

What what what?!

I demand an explanation and a maternity check to acertain this clone is of me.
:eek:
*Bursts into the room with red robes on*
NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH-Oh Bugger!

I love 12th century, Notre-Dame school, 4-part organum.

Is that freaky?

Is that..good..or bad?

Is good. It means I have excellent neighbors then.

He is taken. It's true.
*holds Rhyno's hand, tightly*

Cute!!! You are a coupl then?:p


I jest.;)

Soneto, beyotch, yeah. I know what it is. I took several Lit classes in college (to name a few: Brit Lit, Spanish Lit, American Lit and Contemporary). I have a minor on the subject. Huzzah!

And I already told ya, mate, that I don´t care about the metric system. It´s too constricting. Poetry should let be allowed to flow freely.

Oh, and I will argue with the English major about poetry and whatever I damn well please. I am the Mutha of all Freaks. Got it?!:cool:

Hey, you've been saying Mutha like I do in real life. Mutha, Fatha, Sista, Brotha, we all come from Brookyln where thugs shoot each otha. Yeah Muthatrucka you heard what I said, rat on a nigga and wind up dead. I don't care if it's a quatrain or a sonnet, When Nanatsu-chan flashes that #ss I'm right up on it. :fluffle:

Hey, you've been saying Mutha like I do in real life. Mutha, Fatha, Sista, Brotha, we all come from Brookyln where thugs shoot each otha. Yeah Muthatrucka you heard what I said, rat on a nigga and wind up dead. I don't care if it's a quatrain or a sonnet, When Nanatsu-chan flashes that #ss I'm right up on it. :fluffle:

Well, you gotta toughen up when Rhyno's around.;)

Ein? When did I flash me bum?:eek:

Oooh, fluffles galore.:fluffle::fluffle:

Hey, you've been saying Mutha like I do in real life. Mutha, Fatha, Sista, Brotha, we all come from Brookyln where thugs shoot each otha. Yeah Muthatrucka you heard what I said, rat on a nigga and wind up dead. I don't care if it's a quatrain or a sonnet, When Nanatsu-chan flashes that #ss I'm right up on it. :fluffle:

i lolled reading your post.

might i add that freakyness could be applied to just about anyone on the internet, it takes skill to be a megafreak, i don't know many of those though.

i lolled reading your post.

might i add that freakyness could be applied to just about anyone on the internet, it takes skill to be a megafreak, i don't know many of those though.

I aim to please and I'm a sharpshooter.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_paraphilias

My favorite is dendrophilia, which is actually not on that list.

There's hope for me yet!:D


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abasiophilia

Abasiophilia is a psychosexual attraction to people with impaired mobility, especially those who use orthopaedic appliances such as leg braces, orthopedic casts, spinal braces, or wheelchairs.[1] The term abasiophilia was first used by John Money of the Johns Hopkins University in a paper on paraphilias in 1990.

It is classed as a form of disability fetishism which starts in early childhood, usually long before puberty is reached. There is normally a trigger event in early childhood involving disabled children or adults. It is most common in those who were children in the 1940s, 50s and 60s when polio was common and there were more people using leg braces than today.[citation needed] Studies made in the last 10 years of people contributing to internet leg-brace devotee groups confirms the most common age of leg-brace devotees and wannabes as between 50 and 70; there are few leg-brace devotees aged less than 40.

More recently, some have suggested that abasiophilia is a form of Body Integrity Identity Disorder, usually associated with people wishing to electively become amputees. The stimuli for abasiophilia are usually leg-braces, wheelchairs, crutches, spinal or neck braces and prosthetics worn by some people with mobility impairments.

Well, you gotta toughen up when Rhyno's around.;)

Ein? When did I flash me bum?:eek:

Oooh, fluffles galore.:fluffle::fluffle:

Right when you backed it up in my face like...

I ain't never seen an ass like hers
That p#ssy in my mouth
Had me at a loss for words
Told her to back it up
Like berp berp
And I made that ass jump
Like jerp jerp
And thats when she Say "I la-la-la-look just like a lollipop. He so sweet make her want to lick the wrapper, so I let her lick the rapper.

Right when you backed it up in my face like...

I ain't never seen an ass like hers
That p#ssy in my mouth
Had me at a loss for words
Told her to back it up
Like berp berp
And I made that ass jump
Like jerp jerp
And thats when she Say "I la-la-la-look just like a lollipop. He so sweet make her want to lick the wrapper, so I let her lick the rapper.

Ah, I have forgotten that part. I think Bann-ed did get me with the chloroform.:p

Ah, I have forgotten that part. I think Bann-ed did get me with the chloroform.:p

Oh no, I want you fully alert and functioning

Oh no, I want you fully alert and functioning

Oh, trust me. I'm fully functional right now.;)

Oh, trust me. I'm fully functional right now.;)

Can I check out your inner workings? Even "Big Ben" needs to have the gears cleaned every now and again. I'll be sure to give you a full bill of health afterwards.

Can I check out your inner workings? Even "Big Ben" needs to have the gears cleaned every now and again. I'll be sure to give you a full bill of health afterwards.

Nice. Do you attend through appointment or I can walk-in?

Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope....

*Pokes Nanatsu with pillow, sits her down in the chair* CONFESS! CONFESS THAT YOU HAVE-

Oh shut it! I still have a headache you know!

Dude, I think this was a siberian tiger kitten... Is that ,like, illegal or something? Cause I'm still on probation for huffing that last Lion...

Oh, I am SO emo. Where are my blades?

Shoot me. Shoot me now. Get me away from this collection of nitwits in my mind.

Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope....

*Pokes Nanatsu with pillow, sits her down in the chair* CONFESS! CONFESS THAT YOU HAVE-

Oh shut it! I still have a headache you know!

Dude, I think this was a siberian tiger kitten... Is that ,like, illegal or something? Cause I'm still on probation for huffing that last Lion...

Oh, I am SO emo. Where are my blades?

Shoot me. Shoot me now. Get me away from this collection of nitwits in my mind.

CM, I will have to use my boob-piranah on you!! :eek:

On another news: I´m eating chocolate covered strawberries.:D

On another news: I´m eating chocolate covered strawberries.:D

Damn you, teasing me with thoughts of yummyness that I can't eat. :(

You have, just not recently. Has your gender changed in the past couple of months?

17,000 missing from my bank account would indicate that, or else I bought a car.

Damn you, teasing me with thoughts of yummyness that I can't eat. :(

Nani? Why am I damned? I was just posting I was eating said chocolate, yummy covered strawberries. That ain´t bad!

Mmmmm, they were so good...

17,000 missing from my bank account would indicate that, or else I bought a car.

Being as it is you, that doesn't narrow it down at all...

I suffer from Katoptronophilia. I just can't help myself.

I suffer from Katoptronophilia. I just can't help myself.

Kato-what?

Kato-what?

Katoptronophilia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katoptronophilia)

Katoptronophilia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katoptronophilia)

Yup, you´re a certified freak. I´ll AIM any questions that may rise from this post.

Being as it is you, that doesn't narrow it down at all...

You can call me Rosalind.

You can call me Rosalind.

Bowchickabowow?

Nice. Do you attend through appointment or I can walk-in?

VIP's always get walk in service. They get to push the common folk out of the way like they were living in a feudal system. "Paint my nails, break me off with some back shots, and beat the peasant girl while I watch her in the corner."

VIP's always get walk in service. They get to push the common folk out of the way like they were living in a feudal system. "Paint my nails, break me off with some back shots, and beat the peasant girl while I watch her in the corner."

Uhh... VIP status. Yum!

Shall we meet at your office, say, at 14:00 tomorrow? I have a deep ache in...

Uhh... VIP status. Yum!

Shall we meet at your office, say, at 14:00 tomorrow? I have a deep ache in...

14:00 hours is affirmative. I specialize in deep....that'll be all. :p

14:00 hours is affirmative. I specialize in deep....that'll be all. :p

Deep specialist. Awesome credentials. 14:00 it is.;)

Bowchickabowow?

If you're into Shakespeare, yes.

If you're into Shakespeare, yes.

I´m into your poetry, baby.;)

If you're into Shakespeare, yes.

So there was this community college (this makes sense to Americans, the rest of ya?) professor walking alone along a stretch of road...He came to a gas station and went in to use the restroom. When he asked the attendant for the key, the man noticed that he was dressed in a suit and walking along a country road. for "What do you do Mister?" "I teach at the community college, literature." "Whuh?" The professor looks and says, "You know, like Shakespeare?" The man screams "woowee I need to get me some of that!" So the redneck signs up for his course and is sitting in the hall. Poetry is being red and he raises his hand, "Professor, what the hell is all this flowery shit? When do we get to the shakes and beer?" Epic Fail!

I´m into your poetry, baby.;)

Yes I know...

Yes I know...

;)

;)

Narratophile

Narratophile

Tease.

Tease.

It drives you crazy and you know it.

It drives you crazy and you know it.

Shuddup!

Narratophile

That anything like a Narutophile?

Absolutely wild...

Bah! You know you like it.

Shuddup!

Absolutely wild...

Anyone else here have a time-warp fetish?

Lets do the time warp again...
I don't know, I'm still pretty screwed up from the last one.

Bah! You know you like it.

Not as much as you...

That anything like a Narutophile?

BELIEVE IT!

Anyone else here have a time-warp fetish?

Lets do the time warp again...

Lets do the time warp again...

I would totally bang Tim Curry...

I would totally bang Tim Curry...

Are you sure you don't want to rethink that?

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/313/darkub3.png (http://imageshack.us)

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/5891/21146624du2.png (http://imageshack.us)

Are you sure you don't want to rethink that?

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/313/darkub3.png

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/5891/21146624du2.png

That just makes it more fun.

Also, i did not know Tim Curry was in It. But the only time I actually "saw" it I ended up distracting my girlfriend so she wouldn't get scared, so you know...

CM, I will have to use my boob-piranah on you!! :eek:

On another news: I´m eating chocolate covered strawberries.:D
...
Do I want to know?

Don't you mean "Do WE want to know?"

Shut it inner attention whore.

*Cries* Where are my blades!!!

Cut! Cut! Cut!

SHOOT ME! JUST F****** SHOOT ME ALREADY! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

ireallyneedsomecokeorsomethingDemonitstoobadileftblacksabbathtobeinherebecauseireallyneedsomecokeSat an!

...
Do I want to know?

Don't you mean "Do WE want to know?"

Shut it inner attention whore.

*Cries* Where are my blades!!!

Cut! Cut! Cut!

SHOOT ME! JUST F****** SHOOT ME ALREADY! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

ireallyneedsomecokeorsomethingDemonitstoobadileftblacksabbathtobeinherebecauseireallyneedsomecokeSat an!

Like it white and flaky? Just like your women :-)

...
Do I want to know?

Don't you mean "Do WE want to know?"

Shut it inner attention whore.

*Cries* Where are my blades!!!

Cut! Cut! Cut!

SHOOT ME! JUST F****** SHOOT ME ALREADY! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

ireallyneedsomecokeorsomethingDemonitstoobadileftblacksabbathtobeinherebecauseireallyneedsomecokeSat an!

You. Are. Scaring. Me. Mate.:eek:

You. Are. Scaring. Me. Mate.:eek:

A lil bit right? I've gone through my share of crazy, but this is almost a cry for help :-)

A lil bit right? I've gone through my share of crazy, but this is almost a cry for help :-)

Yeah, mate. I'm tempted to call a local shrink to help with this...:eek:

Yeah, mate. I'm tempted to call a local shrink to help with this...:eek:

Thorazine is in order.

Thorazine is in order.

Uh, I've heard that large doses of Thorazine can turn you into a zombie. It can drive you into a semi-conscious coma-like state.

I see the Nanatsu Does NSG thread Part II is still up and running, and as fluid swapping as evah:D

I see the Nanatsu Does NSG thread Part II is still up and running, and as fluid swapping as evah:D

Squee, Neesika is here. The sexiest voice of NSG!!:D

Squee, Neesika is here. The sexiest voice of NSG!!:D

:p
You've clearly never heard Fass' voice.

:p
You've clearly never heard Fass' voice.

Oh, I have. And it's a fantastic voice.:p

:p
You've clearly never heard Fass' voice.

? (http://youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU)

Fass, that's not a flame or a troll, just a joke, don't take it personally blah blah disclaimer.

? (http://youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU)

Fass, that's not a flame or a troll, just a joke, don't take it personally blah blah disclaimer.

:rolleyes:

Oh so clever you.

? (http://youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU)

Fass, that's not a flame or a troll, just a joke, don't take it personally blah blah disclaimer.

oh... god... my eyes...

? (http://youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU)

Fass, that's not a flame or a troll, just a joke, don't take it personally blah blah disclaimer.

:eek:

What what?! In the butt!!


:p

:rolleyes:

Oh so clever you.

I thought so.

oh... god... my eyes...

... (http://youtube.com/watch?v=8CfrIjbBY24&feature=related)

I thought so.
You know how you were bitching about geeks mocking your lack of intelligence?

It's not just the geeks who've got that one right.

... (http://youtube.com/watch?v=8CfrIjbBY24&feature=related)

Now that was funny

You know how you were bitching about geeks mocking your lack of intelligence?

It's not just the geeks who've got that one right.

I never said geeks mocked my lack of intelligence. Just that they are likely to lack one's intelligence.

I never said geeks mocked my lack of intelligence. Just that they are likely to lack one's intelligence.

... because they're geeks.:p

... because they're geeks.:p
Well I'M not the one posting on NSG!

Oh wait... Crap...
Still. The point stands!

Well I'M not the one posting on NSG!

Oh wait... Crap...
Still. The point stands!

CM, come here! Let me give you some much needed fluffling.
:fluffle::fluffle::fluffle:

... because they're geeks.:p

Which isn't to say that all geeks are like that. Just some.

When you're twice as intelligent as most of the people you come in contact with, it tends to go to your head.

Which isn't to say that all geeks are like that. Just some.

When you're twice as intelligent as most of the people you come in contact with, it tends to go to your head.

*bites her pinky and looks off*
Hmm... that explains a lot of things...:cool:

*bites her pinky and looks off*
Hmm... that explains a lot of things...:cool:

I'm ten times more intelligent than most of the people I come in contact with.

I'm ten times more intelligent than most of the people I come in contact with.

Including your own self...

Including your own self...

CM's the one with DID, not me.

CM, come here! Let me give you some much needed fluffling.
:fluffle::fluffle::fluffle:
GAH! Oh wait, that feels nice. Do it again! Jk :D
*Iz ashamed of own bad, slightly sex related joke*

This... this ABOMINATION is absolutely horrid. It reminds me of the purple scorpion that was swimming in a jar of pickles that I bought. Those pickles came from the Czech Republic, It just didn't make sense, for they don't even have scorpions in that part of Europe. At least not in the wild. And certainly not purple ones. Come to think of it, do purple scorpions even exist? If not, how did one end up in my jar of pickles? It really cramped my style. Was the UN behind it? Should I have refrained from drinking the strange smelling milk? Will there be wifi in the afterlife, or will there just be more purple scorpions? I flushed the gruesome little animal, but in the dark of night I hear him crawl in the walls. And those are solid walls, concrete and bricks and everything. I think the architect knows something. I must send him pie. Delicious, mouth-watering pie. PIE!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_paraphilias

My favorite is dendrophilia, which is actually not on that list.

They didn't add maisphillia, that lists needs updating.

Silence! The world is not ready for maisphilia!

This... this ABOMINATION is absolutely horrid. It reminds me of the purple scorpion that was swimming in a jar of pickles that I bought. Those pickles came from the Czech Republic, It just didn't make sense, for they don't even have scorpions in that part of Europe. At least not in the wild. And certainly not purple ones. Come to think of it, do purple scorpions even exist? If not, how did one end up in my jar of pickles? It really cramped my style. Was the UN behind it? Should I have refrained from drinking the strange smelling milk? Will there be wifi in the afterlife, or will there just be more purple scorpions? I flushed the gruesome little animal, but in the dark of night I hear him crawl in the walls. And those are solid walls, concrete and bricks and everything. I think the architect knows something. I must send him pie. Delicious, mouth-watering pie. PIE!


Pie? (http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/pie.htm)

:eek:

What what?! In the butt!!


:pUhm, i can't find that Skywalker glove. Not really sure what i did with it. :confused:

oh... god... my eyes...That American Beauty reference really *clinched* it for me.
Well, that and the burning cross.

Add some assault rifles, a few celebrities of the porn industry, a televangelist, any kind of SUV and a Wallmart in the background, and you've got the American Dream!

Pie? (http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/pie.htm)

Pie is goooood!

Me like pie...

PIIIIEEEEE!!!

I like this (http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/donkey.htm) one better!!:D

Rhyno, thanks for the link. ME LUVZ WEEBLS!!!!:fluffle:

Pie is goooood!

Me like pie...

PIIIIEEEEE!!!

I like this (http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/donkey.htm) one better!!:D

Rhyno, thanks for the link. ME LUVZ WEEBLS!!!!:fluffle:

I did too, until it died for no apparent reason.

I did too, until it died for no apparent reason.

Awww... it died.:(

Awww... it died.:(

Well, seeing as how the main site hasn't updated in like, two years...

Though I think "Weebl's stuff" is still updating, which was the site of flash toons unrelated to Weebl and Bob. Like Magical Trevor (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/magical+trevor/)

Well, seeing as how the main site hasn't updated in like, two years...

Though I think "Weebl's stuff" is still updating, which was the site of flash toons unrelated to Weebl and Bob. Like Magical Trevor (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/magical+trevor/)

ROFLMAO!!

ROFLMAO!!

COW WRYYYYY...! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=XVh3tdg64zg&feature=related)

COW WRYYYYY...! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=XVh3tdg64zg&feature=related)

I just had an aneurism.

I just had an aneurism.

If it weren't for my horse, I never would have spent that year in college.

If it weren't for my horse, I never would have spent that year in college.

Lewis Black is awesome.

Everyone - Don't think about that for more than five minutes or blood will shoot out your nose.

Lewis Black is awesome.

Less now than he used to be. He used to be pissed off and funny. Now he's just pissed off.

In any case, there are like, three different versions of the COW WRYYY thing. And way too many WRYYY related flash toons.

Less now than he used to be. He used to be pissed off and funny. Now he's just pissed off.

I don't know. I thought his bit about airport security was funny. "Think about it - if the stroller's a weapon, how long would it take a two-year-old to find it? 'Look mommy!' BOOM!"

I don't know. I thought his bit about airport security was funny. "Think about it - if the stroller's a weapon, how long would it take a two-year-old to find it? 'Look mommy!' BOOM!"

Don't recall that one. His new show is crap, though.

Don't recall that one. His new show is crap, though.

I have lots of audio clips of his stuff sitting on a dvd somewhere. (I had a few gigs of audio to back up, okay?) I haven't seen his new show, though.

*seizures to death after reading Galloism and Rhyno's exchange*

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh213/dlv5/seizure.gif

*seizures to death after reading Galloism and Rhyno's exchange*

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh213/dlv5/seizure.gif

My plan has come to fruition. Let us have our way with her now.

My plan has come to fruition. Let us have our way with her now.

My plan has come to fruition as well.

*Shoots RhynoD*

I will have my way with her now.

My plan has come to fruition as well.

*Shoots RhynoD*

I will have my way with her now.

I was wearing a bullet-proof vest. Having exposed your treachery, I will now stab you in the face, and proceed to have my way with her.

I was wearing a bullet-proof vest. Having exposed your treachery, I will now stab you in the face, and proceed to have my way with her.

*dies again*

You two are horrible.:gundge:

I was wearing a bullet-proof vest. Having exposed your treachery, I will now stab you in the face, and proceed to have my way with her.

While we're busy killing each other, Nanatsu has recovered and wanders off.

*dies again*

You two are horrible.:gundge:

Shut up, I'm having my way with you.

Shut up, I'm having my way with you.

No. I'm having my way with both!

No. I'm having my way with both!

You're supposed to be unconscious.

You're supposed to be unconscious.

And I'm supposed to be dead. How's that working out for you?

And I'm supposed to be dead. How's that working out for you?

Not well, apparently.

No. I'm having my way with both!

You go, girl!

You go, girl!

Don't encourage her, she's supposed to be unconscious.

I thought so.



... (http://youtube.com/watch?v=8CfrIjbBY24&feature=related)

Remind me to never click on anything you post ever again.

Remind me to never click on anything you post ever again.

You know, everyone else has already learned that.

You know, everyone else has already learned that.

Except me. I laugh at all your links.

I must be sick in the head...

Except me. I laugh at all your links.

I must be sick in the head...

Maybe. (http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?RhynoD)

You did that one already.

Never hurts to try again. Especially if your cookies have been reset since then.

Maybe. (http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?RhynoD)

You did that one already.

Maybe. (http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?RhynoD)

No way. Fool me once...

Woe is me!

I have lost control of my own thread to Rhyno's insane links!!

Woe is me!

Woe is me!

I have lost control of my own thread to Rhyno's insane links!!

Woe is me!

Talk about freaky. You all won't believe what I just learned about Nanatsu...

Never hurts to try again. Especially if your cookies have been reset since then.

Actually, I denied that cookie. I deny most cookies.

Except those cookies with the chocolate stripes on them...

Actually, I denied that cookie. I deny most cookies.

Except those cookies with the chocolate stripes on them...

The Keebler (http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/drsoda_1984_20562355) kind?

Talk about freaky. You all won't believe what I just learned about Nanatsu...

:eek:

You'll die, I swear, if you breathe anything.

You have my word.

The Keebler (http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/drsoda_1984_20562355) kind?

Those.

:eek:

You'll die, I swear, if you breathe anything.

You have my word.

See? She's so kinky...

See? She's so kinky...

Like... I think a lot of people here have noticed that... Now... SHUDDUP!!!

Like... I think a lot of people here have noticed that... Now... SHUDDUP!!!

It just keeps getting better, you know...

Juicy gossip.

It just keeps getting better, you know...

Juicy gossip.

You, sir, have been banished from my queendom.

It just keeps getting better, you know...

Juicy gossip.

She is a bona fide freak. Did you know

*whispers in RhynoD's ear*

I'm leaving.

*scoffs*

Men.

I'm leaving.

*scoffs*

Men.

We're incorrigible.

We're also glad Firefox has a built-in spell checker.

She is a bona fide freak. Did you know

*whispers in RhynoD's ear*

Oh, I know.

WHISPER WHISPER WHISPER.

We're incorrigible.

We're also glad Firefox has a built-in spell checker.

*looks away*

Talk to the hand.

We're incorrigible.

We're also glad Firefox has a built-in spell checker.

When taking a final this last semester, some small part of my brain was wondering why a red squiggly line wasn't appearing beneath certain words.

We're incorrigible.

We're also glad Firefox has a built-in spell checker.

Did you know that there's lolifox? Like Firefox for japanophiles. Or otaku(o?)s. Or whatever they like to call themselves.

*looks away*

Talk to the hand.

How about if my hand talks to you instead?

Did you know that there's lolifox? Like Firefox for japanophiles. Or otaku(o?)s. Or whatever they like to call themselves.

Like, Firefox for otakus and otakuins? Cool!

Wait, lolifox, like, Gothloli? A lá Mana-sama from Malice Mizer? :eek: Double sugoi!

So Mrs Whitehouse, what do you think?

I spent my whole life banning this stuff. Now I'm in heaven I can enjoy it!

Trust you. Knew we'd get you in the end.

Well duh. When I found out Herod was running the creche here I decided what the heck, I'm gonna have fun.

Do you two mind? Some of us are trying to be ghosts here.

George, don't do that. I mean it, put Cynthia's head away. No george, it's not magical, just making a stain on the carpet. Now put it AWAY!

No. I'm having my way with both!
And I'm having a toilet break.

I haven't seen this thread in a while. I guess the breakdown brought it back out.

Well, every now and then I browse the list of messages written by me, myself and I. Since I like to recycle, I'm not above digging up older threads from the morass of this forum. It's all part of my malevolent masterplan to bring back Xenu, but that goes without saying.

I haven't seen this thread in a while. I guess the breakdown brought it back out.

Like Cher.

Uncut and uncensored edition?

Or are we trying to keep this one a bit low-key so the right-wing nuts don't complain?

Then again.. if we go too far even the left-wingers start causing a ruckus..

Infantophilia anyone?

Hey I am no pedophiliac or anything but I take offense to the notion that right-wingers are incapable of being pervs and good lovers. I am a pretty darn conservative guy politically (I know that what exactly "political conservatism" is, is rather vague but let's ignore that) and I am a huge perv and a great lover (although the pervishness was inherent and the good lover part took a lot of practice and good teachers).

I know that there is the saying that you do not want a liberal in the board room or a conservative in the bedroom, and I am not saying that all conservatives are pervs like me but hey even us conservatives are capable of being shockingly freaky in the boudoir.

We might not be in to the man on man love or into same sex marriages but apart from that we can be pretty wild.

Like Cher.

Cher has always creeped me out.

Cher has always creeped me out.

But she keeps coming back.:p

... like this thread.:cool:

But she keeps coming back.:p

... like this thread.:cool:

That's it. Cher and clowns. Seriously, I'm not afraid of clowns like some people are. That always confuses me. Clowns are just creepy and most of them make me uncomfortable to leave children around them. My niece, her Mom had a clown at her 3rd birthday party. I told her time and time again, having a clown is a dumb idea. I'll make the kids stupid balloon animals and save them the trauma of this "ritual." The clown went up and got in my niece's face. Blowing the dumb air horn, "he huh, huh huh." My niece first punched him in the nose. She then took those hard, little, baby shoes and kicked him right in the nuts. I've always thought my niece was smarter than my sister. At least intelligence skipped over to her. Anyhow, clowns are creepy Fing kid touchers at worst, and just dicks at best.

You know what the really scary thing is? There are people out there who have a fetish for clowns. But hell, nowadays people will turn anything into a fetish. Anything!

That's it. Cher and clowns. Seriously, I'm not afraid of clowns like some people are. That always confuses me. Clowns are just creepy and most of them make me uncomfortable to leave children around them. My niece, her Mom had a clown at her 3rd birthday party. I told her time and time again, having a clown is a dumb idea. I'll make the kids stupid balloon animals and save them the trauma of this "ritual." The clown went up and got in my niece's face. Blowing the dumb air horn, "he huh, huh huh." My niece first punched him in the nose. She then took those hard, little, baby shoes and kicked him right in the nuts. I've always thought my niece was smarter than my sister. At least intelligence skipped over to her. Anyhow, clowns are creepy Fing kid touchers at worst, and just dicks at best.

Aww, Liuzzo, sweetie. Come here. Sit with Nanatsu-chan and lean your head on my shoulder. You poor baby.

You know what the really scary thing is? There are people out there who have a fetish for clowns. But hell, nowadays people will turn anything into a fetish. Anything!

I submit Zoosadism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoosadism).

Aww, Liuzzo, sweetie. Come here. Sit with Nanatsu-chan and lean your head on my shoulder. You poor baby.

*Whispers to Liuzzo* Don't. She's secretly a clown!:p

I submit Zoosadism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoosadism).
As long as you don't support it...

*ejacurates into someone's hair*

Umm... Is that the point of this thread?

If depositing your seed in other people's coiffure is your thing, why not? Just make sure you've got permission from the person chosen to receive your viscous blessing before you discharge.

*ejaculates into someone's hair*

Umm... Is that the point of this thread?

Another disillusioned male who thinks freaky translates into sex...:rolleyes:

Whatever suits you, Plutonian.

Another disillusioned male who thinks freaky translates into sex...:rolleyes:

Whatever suits you, Plutonian.
I get no respect. No respect at all!

*runs away crying*

As long as you don't support it...

I merely surf wikipedia.

I get no respect. No respect at all!

*runs away crying*

*ejaculates from watching Plutonian run away crying*

I lack a heart.:cool:

*runs away crying*
Ah, the suffering... the sweet suffering! The delicate taste of your tears makes me drunk with anticipation and lust!!!

*ejaculates from watching Plutonian run away crying*

I lack a heart.:cool:

I submit Dacryphilia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dacryphilia).

*ejaculates from watching Plutonian run away crying*

I lack a heart.:cool:
Ah, the suffering... the sweet suffering! The delicate taste of your tears makes me drunk with anticipation and lust!!!
I lol'ed.

you DO know my original post was a joke, right? :p

You don't say. Why are you toying with our precious perversions... WHY?

You don't say. Why are you toying with our precious perversions... WHY?

Let him. It excites me.




(Gods, I got to stop doing this. LMAO!!)

Marquis de Sade would be mildly amused.

Where else could I find such a fine Parade of Perverts? NSG, of course.

Well, this forum is an excellent summary of everything that is just plain wrong about the internet. Enjoy.

*ejaculates from watching Plutonian run away crying*

You can do that? Bowchickabowow.

Where else could I find such a fine Parade of Perverts? NSG, of course.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenophily : attraction to space aliens.

I am a true pervert!

So you're eagerly awaiting the moment the greys insert their probes in you?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenophily : attraction to space aliens.

I am a true pervert!Gee, Pluto. It's only natural to be attracted to your own kind.;)

Where else could I find such a fine Parade of Perverts? NSG, of course.

Am I a perv if I say yes to a friend of a friend who says she desperately wants to screw me nastily?

I say I'm not, but in the end, it's the call of the people.

Gee, Pluto. It's only natural to be attracted to your own kind.;)
I take that as a compliment. :fluffle:

You can do that? Bowchickabowow.

I´ll abstain (that´ll be the day) from answering to you. Thank you very much.

Am I a perv if I say yes to a friend of a friend who says she desperately wants to screw me nastily?

I say I'm not, but in the end, it's the call of the people.That's not why you're a perv and you know it.

Am I a perv if I say yes to a friend of a friend who says she desperately wants to screw me nastily?

I say I'm not, but in the end, it's the call of the people.

You´re screwable, Potty-kun.

*practices her Jedi mind trick* But I did not say that and you will not believe me.

I´ll abstain (that´ll be the day) from answering to you. Thank you very much.

You're very welcome.

You're very welcome.

Yeah...

That's not why you're a perv and you know it.

Oh, you're just bitter because you're missing out on the 8x2.

That's not why you're a perv and you know it.
I wonder what the librarian thinks of you talking perversion on the internet? :p

I am freakier than all of you.

*picks up RhynoD without touching him*

I am freakier than all of you.

*picks up RhynoD without touching him*

Forklifts are not for personal amusement.



When management is watching.

Tired of this whole thread.

Sorry guys. Keep it and do with it whatever you want.

Ciao!