NationStates Jolt Archive

We seem to get a lot of American performers moving to the UK, and frankly some of them we don't want. So while we are grateful that you gave us Jimi Hendrix, T S Eliot, and Rich Hall - you have also lumbered us with Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna.

So join the Campaign to Repatriate American Performers and tell us which US entertainers would you throw back and which would keep?

I won't support this campaign in any way. If we deport the American performers, they would undoubtedly retaliate by returning all the washed up British performers who have moved to the US.

I think we get a better deal by just keeping Madge out the way in her country farm house.

I won't support this campaign in any way. If we deport the American performers, they would undoubtedly retaliate by returning all the washed up British performers who have moved to the US.

I think we get a better deal by just keeping Madge out the way in her country farm house.

Who on earth could they send back that would be worse than Madge?

Who on earth could they send back that would be worse than Madge?

Rod Stewart?

I won't support this campaign in any way. If we deport the American performers, they would undoubtedly retaliate by returning all the washed up British performers who have moved to the US.

Yes.

Please think of Ringo Starr. He needs to live in LA for health reasons (though he would gladly live in Liverpool if he could, of course... of course).


will someone please think of Ringo Starr!!

Perhaps if we negotiate a tradeoff where we return one American performer and they return one British, hopefully one we can put away in the countryside or in an old peoples' home.

Perhaps if we negotiate a tradeoff where we return one American performer and they return one British, hopefully one we can put away in the countryside or in an old peoples' home.

Ooh we could use Portmeirion like in the Prisoner.

Or we could just ensure that none of the aircraft reach their destinations...:sniper:

Who on earth could they send back that would be worse than Madge?

Umm Tracey Ulman!

Ah, the joys of having few if any Canadian performers. No one knows who they are so they can't be sent back when they get used up.

Umm Tracey Ulman!

* shudders *

Ah, the joys of having few if any Canadian performers. No one knows who they are so they can't be sent back when they get used up.

On belhalf of the United States, I hereby return to you Celine Dion and Avril Lavigne.

On belhalf of the United States, I hereby return to you Celine Dion and Avril Lavigne.

I would say you're a cruel bastard, but it's better them than us!

EDIT: Oh, and just actually read your name... EB kicks ass. Quite possibly the greatest mod for a game ever. :)

On belhalf of the United States, I hereby return to you Celine Dion and Avril Lavigne.

:headbang: ARGH!! I was hoping no one would remember those names!!

You can keep any Spice Girls you may have over there at the moment! We'd like to send you more, but we're keeping the ones with the small amount of talent.

Ah, the joys of having few if any Canadian performers. No one knows who they are so they can't be sent back when they get used up.

We would like to send back William Shatner.

Mike Myers, we'll keep.

You Canadians can take Bryan Adams back while we are talking about it.

Who on earth could they send back that would be worse than Madge?

erm.....I'm stuck actually. That Rihanna lass might count, but she doesn't live here.

On belhalf of the United States, I hereby return to you Celine Dion and Avril Lavigne.

but we appreciated John Candy.

I can't tell you how annoying it is having a person who I'll never know live in the same country as me!

Needless to say, it occupies all my thoughts.

Maybe you could look at this way: if someone wants to come and live in your country, that's a positive thing.

but we appreciated John Candy.

Fat lot of good his corpse does us.

Fat lot of good his corpse does us.

Born in Canada, Died in Mexico and buried in America. At least he had his priorities straight.

Pamela Anderson needs a one way ticket back to Canada too. Can't believe no one has thought of this atrocity committed on the United States.

Pamela Anderson needs a one way ticket back to Canada too. Can't believe no one has thought of this atrocity committed on the United States.

That one sort of goes without saying.

Fine, we'll take back Madonna, but you've got to take the Baldwins.

All of the Baldwins.

Even the retarded one.

We would like to send back William Shatner.

Mike Myers, we'll keep.

No, keep Shatner! And good, keep Myers.

You Canadians can take Bryan Adams back while we are talking about it.

Good! Because I don't wanna be your underwear! ;)

Pamela Anderson needs a one way ticket back to Canada too. Can't believe no one has thought of this atrocity committed on the United States.

Nah, you keep her.

I say we deport Madonna and Britney Spears to Saudi Arabia.

We'll gladly take back Gwyneth Paltrow(she's hot) but if you're going to send back Madonna, you have to take the Beckham's, Simon Cowell, and Eddie Izzard and keep the Spice Girls on your side of the Atlantic.

Obviously a number of you do want them because you buy their music and see their movies. Once that stops they'll leave willingly.

We seem to get a lot of American performers moving to the UK, and frankly some of them we don't want. So while we are grateful that you gave us Jimi Hendrix, T S Eliot, and Rich Hall - you have also lumbered us with Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna.

So join the Campaign to Repatriate American Performers and tell us which US entertainers would you throw back and which would keep?
If you're going to let them all in, you're going to get some good and some bad. If I were you, I'd lose Madonna in a second. But it doesn't much matter where annoying celebs go, the entertainment news is there to document their idiocy.

Ah, the joys of having few if any Canadian performers. No one knows who they are so they can't be sent back when they get used up.
Didn't we just send Celine Dion back to the Great White North, where she belongs?

In that case, you guys want Ozzy back?

You can keep any Spice Girls you may have over there at the moment! We'd like to send you more, but we're keeping the ones with the small amount of talent.

No way! If we have to take Madonna back you have to take back Victoria Beckham!:p

We'll gladly take back Gwyneth Paltrow(she's hot) but if you're going to send back Madonna, you have to take the Beckham's, Simon Cowell, and Eddie Izzard and keep the Spice Girls on your side of the Atlantic.

Eddie can stay, but PLEASE get rid of Simon!!!!