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I scoop my farts with my hands and relish in the smell of my own gas. And I sleep in the dark.


What's your Secret?

Sometimes, I finger myself.

I sleep in the dark, aswell. I also sleep in bright light too. If I shared my secret it wouldn't be a secret would it... Then I'd have to kill you... Not that I've killed before... *shifty eyes*

I have posted to threads after they have been moved to Spam.

* cough cough *

And ... before.

By the way, what's the big deal with sleeping in the dark? I would imagine most people do that.

I sleep in the nude.

I sleep in the nude and, while at my apartment, I´m always naked.

I sleep in the nude and, while at my apartment, I´m always naked.

and you're...in your apartment now?

I sleep in the nude and, while at my apartment, I´m always naked.

Pics or its a lie.

Pics or its a lie.
:p
Er... no.

and you're...in your apartment now?

Yes, I´m home right now...

Yes, I´m home right now...


....

'sup?
;)

:p
Er... no.



Yes, I´m home right now...


You can always send the pics to my tg and I'll verify for the nice guys here on the authenticity of them :)

That sounds totally legit to me. ;)

You can always send the pics to my tg and I'll verify for the nice guys here on the authenticity of them :)

I tried that line before... :(


my secret?
Can you keep a secret?
so can I
;)

[Violet] is really *Gurgle gurgle gasp*

I have the hots for Ted Kennedy.

Most of the people from home and nearly all the people at university don't know that I'm transsexual and live as female when I'm in my off-campus accomodation, and am going to go full time with this next year. Then again, I suppose its not a secret as at the moment I'm pretty much the faggy freak that no-one talks to. I guess if other people don't give a damn about you, you can't really be keeping a secret from them. Heh.

Also, sleep in the dark wtf? Don't most people do that, at least for leccy bill purposes? 'less theres some hidden meaning to that I haven't noticed. Finally, I do sincerely believe pretty much everyone farts in bed. Well, unless theres anyone else in there with them, anyway. Nothing better than your own brew, nothing worse than anyone elses, I always say.

I'm the one who shot the deputy.

I'm the one who shot the deputy.

Quote for lolz.



I'm 24 and going bald.

I've started three novels that I never told anyone about, I got to about 150 pages on each one before I lost interest and quit.

Dunno if I should divulge more

I dont really have a secret... oh wait.

I own a piczo site. a rubbish one. that I can't remove.

and I have strange hobbies...

oh, and I write sci-fi books in my spare time.

;) :sniper:

:p
Er... no.



Yes, I´m home right now...

Pics or it didn't happen, they say...


So you are always naked when you're home, and you're at your apartment right now?




Anyway, back on topic, enough teasing of Nanatsu.

My secret was a secret that my close friends picked up on, and then I got drunk and for some reason posted it on NSG. Like a total idiot.

I have an emergency stash of chocolate hidden in my room.

my email is on my CV-you can use my email in google to get my jolt homepage-my jolt homepage has my NS name-google my NS name to get my posts-...fuck

Most of the people from home and nearly all the people at university don't know that I'm transsexual and live as female when I'm in my off-campus accomodation, and am going to go full time with this next year.

not even women dress like women full time :p

My secret was a secret that my close friends picked up on, and then I got drunk and for some reason posted it on NSG. Like a total idiot.

its okay we will only judge you by this until the next time you get drunk and post :)

not even women dress like women full time :p

Heh. Well I hardly go to extremes with what I wear, so most people will probably think I'm trying to look emo until I explain. Which is bad because looking emo probably has an even higher social stigma attached to it :p

This is ....

SPARTA

This is ....

SPARTA

*Checks map* Shit, I must have taken a wrong turning! :p

Another secret:

A G sharp is not the same as an A flat.

Another secret:

A G sharp is not the same as an A flat.

On the Piano, pipe organ and quite a few other instruments, it is. And that's not a secret.

I own 13 guns...

I'm a Dragon not a human.

And one of my friends lives in Sudbury, home of that elderly nut with 500 guns.

On the Piano, pipe organ and quite a few other instruments, it is. And that's not a secret.

Perceptibly, no, it isn't.

I shower in the dark for the lulz 'cause I can. Plus I absolutely love the sensory deprivation element of it, especially when I'm stoned.

I'm actually an internet AI bot.

I'm actually an internet AI bot.

Really? I thought they were more advanced than that :p

I'm actually an internet AI bot.

Why am I not surprised?

Heh. Well I hardly go to extremes with what I wear, so most people will probably think I'm trying to look emo until I explain. Which is bad because looking emo probably has an even higher social stigma attached to it :p

just wear trackie bottoms (with a fag in your mouth) whilst pushing a pram containing a baby of mixed race

I shower in the dark for the lulz 'cause I can.

I never knew you was into cottaging ;)

I'm actually an internet AI bot.

*creates a paradox*

I never knew you was into cottaging ;)

There is a lot people don't know about me. Hell, that is one of my lighter secrets.

I'm Lord Lucan

just wear trackie bottoms (with a fag in your mouth) whilst pushing a pram containing a baby of mixed race

One of the rare occasions that this phrase is literally accurate--> LOL.

My real name is not Art Vandalay.

My real name is not Art Vandalay.

Indeed, deeper analysis allows us to uncover the truth through the oddly Freudian nature of your chosen name. Anagram of 'randy at a lav'. Your real identity is...George Michael!!!

My secret is that I've killed everybody who I've told any of my secrets to, and will continue to do so.
:mp5:

I'm a Dragon not a human.

And one of my friends lives in Sudbury, home of that elderly nut with 500 guns.

Owning 500 guns does not make you any more crazy then people who collect 500 crystal owls or 500 Star Wars figurines or whatever.

I have the hots for Ted Kennedy.

But can you swim?

Owning 500 guns does not make you any more crazy then people who collect 500 crystal owls or 500 Star Wars figurines or whatever.

You're right. They're all a bit on the loony side.

That I am the keeper of the "One Great Truth" and the "One Great Secret".

Oops, I spilled the beans. Time to launch the nukes.

My secret is I have no secrets. Except for the secret ones.

When nobody is looking, I engage in lucid, rational discourse. *nod*

When nobody is looking, I engage in lucid, rational discourse. *nod*

You Lie!:eek:

You Lie!:eek:

I'm not proud of myself and I only do it to defy expectations. I swear I don't enjoy it. :(

I do not have secrets (http://www.secret.com/Secret.do).

I'm not proud of myself and I only do it to defy expectations. I swear I don't enjoy it. :(

Well, since you do keep it to a minimum here, we'll forgive you.:p

You can always send the pics to my tg and I'll verify for the nice guys here on the authenticity of them :)

I´ll pass. But thanks for volunteering.


....

'sup?
;)

´Sup?

I was kidding. Anyway, I don´t think I have any secrets that need to be discussed here other than I like to talk to myself. But I guess that´s no great secret because I´m sure other people do the same...:p

What's your Secret?

If I told you it wouldn't be a secret anymore, now would it?

I don't actually exist.

I don't actually exist.

That's no secret...
:p

I don't have secrets. I simply have information I don't share with others for various reasons.

That's no secret...
:p

The mere fact that you bother replying to my posts proves that you have been deluded.

I am Batman.

I am Batman.

Ah, so all this talk of you being disabled is just a cover...

Ah, so all this talk of you being disabled is just a cover...

You gotta admit, no one would ever suspect me.:D

I shower in the dark for the lulz 'cause I can. Plus I absolutely love the sensory deprivation element of it, especially when I'm stoned.

I don't even like closing my eyes in the shower..

I have a very important secret to tell...
It's been passed down for many generations...

It's a dangerous secret...*leans in closer*

The...

*Men come barging in with machine guns*

Darn! Gotta go!

My secret is that I'm Spartacus.

My secret is that I'm Spartacus.

Woah, we have Spartacus, we have Jewdacus, we have the Pie Lord and the Spanish Inquisition. NSG has it all!!

I'm a puppet of Il Ruffino.

If I told you, I'd have to kill you. Any volunteers?

If I told you, I'd have to kill you. Any volunteers?

Come and try.

I've tried to kill myself around 20 times (that's not really a secret to most that know me). What is a secret is how depressed I am because I can't figure a way to make it work?

I don't want to pray. I don't want to study the Bible. I just want to sleep forever. I'd want to die if there was a reliable way that I could figure out to do that. I can figure out ways, but all I want is just to sleep more and more, just as much as I possibly can. I wanna cry, but I hate crying. It does no good, and just makes my eyes sore. Quell that impulse. There's no hope. Not even God would love me. (I know that's not true. He must be frustrated and disgusted with me, though.)

I've tried to kill myself around 20 times (that's not really a secret to most that know me). What is a secret is how depressed I am because I can't figure a way to make it work?

I don't want to pray. I don't want to study the Bible. I just want to sleep forever. I'd want to die if there was a reliable way that I could figure out to do that. I can figure out ways, but all I want is just to sleep more and more, just as much as I possibly can. I wanna cry, but I hate crying. It does no good, and just makes my eyes sore. Quell that impulse. There's no hope. Not even God would love me. (I know that's not true. He must be frustrated and disgusted with me, though.)

You don't have trains in your country?

Woah, we have Spartacus, we have Jewdacus, we have the Pie Lord and the Spanish Inquisition. NSG has it all!!

No Hindicus?

What is a secret is how depressed I am because I can't figure a way to make it work?I could tell you a few ways, but they're a secret.
(And I don't think the mods would appreciate it if people made suggestions anyway.)

Doesn't feel good share your secret with the world?

I often spend hours just floating through wikipedia reading random historical articles, although im moving onto art more now.

and also im questioning my sexuality a hell of a lot lately, and i know i'm at least bisexual

I often spend hours just floating through wikipedia reading random historical articles, although im moving onto art more now.

and also im questioning my sexuality a hell of a lot lately, and i know i'm at least bisexual

I do that too. Small world lol

I do that too. Small world lol


what, go through wikipedia? or question your sexuality? lol

what, go through wikipedia? or question your sexuality? lol

Go through wikipedia lol

A serious one:

I suffer from terrible anxiety attacks.
I plan/hope to become a film director some time in the next few years
That will involve risking up to $40million and my career.
I worry that I might not be able to cope with the pressure.
Which causes me more anxiety.
But I want people to be confident in my ability to oversee up to $40million so I can only confide in a handful of people.
Which causes me more anxiety.

...I got to go and breathe into a paper bag now.

acne on women turn me on.

A serious one:

I suffer from terrible anxiety attacks.
I plan/hope to become a film director some time in the next few years
That will involve risking up to $40million and my career.
I worry that I might not be able to cope with the pressure.
Which causes me more anxiety.
But I want people to be confident in my ability to oversee up to $40million so I can only confide in a handful of people.
Which causes me more anxiety.

...I got to go and breathe into a paper bag now.

Same thing happens to me too. I don't really get anxiety attacks, but I get really apprehensive/nervous, so much so that it frequently prevents me from properly addressing the issue. Actually, it prevents me from doing anything at all.

I self medicate, in bad ways.

I'm really paranoid so I sleep with the lights on.

Same thing happens to me too. I don't really get anxiety attacks, but I get really apprehensive/nervous, so much so that it frequently prevents me from properly addressing the issue. Actually, it prevents me from doing anything at all.

I had the same problem (with not being able to do anything) in my teens. I just eventually found the will (say yay for the irreprisble desire to impress girls) to act in spite of my anxieties, understanding that I wasn't going to beat them but also that I had to stop them from beating me.

I have the hots for Ted Kennedy.

That's almost necrophilia! :eek:

I'm really paranoid so I sleep with the lights on.

I sleep with the lights on too, but thats because I have a mirror over my bed and am narcissistic to the point of perversion.:eek:

My secret is that...


I'm never going to let you go, never going let you down.

Okay, real secret:

- I intend to make my own country in the real world sometime...
- No, seriously, I've been looking up ways on how to make an artificial island from scratch...
- All I need now is to talk to an oceanographer to find the shallowest international waters that are about at min 400 nautical miles out from any EEZ waters...

I shot a man in Reno... just to watch him die.

Has that been said yet?

I throw rocks at squirrels to annoy them.

Damn it! I just KNOW they're up to something!

I throw squirrels at rocks to annoy them.

Y'know, the rocks.


...and the Illuminati.

My secret is that I'm Spartacus.

No, I'm Sparticus!

Ok, another real one.

I'm kinky and will try almost anything that doesn't involve blood once.

I suffer from severe confidence issues and am discouraged easily if I'm doing osmething for my own sake.

A real one...

*I hope some day to write at least three books.
*I want to be a photographer but everyone thinks thats dumb so I dont tell people anymore.
*I tend to go through periods of emoness and my blogs become dark, symbolic and personified.
*I tend to shower in the middle of the night with a single candle burning.
*I find guys up to seven years older than me extremely attractive!

I've tried to kill myself around 20 times (that's not really a secret to most that know me). What is a secret is how depressed I am because I can't figure a way to make it work?

I don't want to pray. I don't want to study the Bible. I just want to sleep forever. I'd want to die if there was a reliable way that I could figure out to do that. I can figure out ways, but all I want is just to sleep more and more, just as much as I possibly can. I wanna cry, but I hate crying. It does no good, and just makes my eyes sore. Quell that impulse. There's no hope. Not even God would love me. (I know that's not true. He must be frustrated and disgusted with me, though.)

Reading that made me want to kill myself. I would be surprised of I made it to the end of this post.

Hey look I made it. There is a little light left.:D

No, I'm Sparticus!

*stabs* Anyone else trying to be Sparticus?

*stabs* Anyone else trying to be Sparticus?

You have to crucify me!

*stabs* Anyone else trying to be Sparticus?

Fricken hilarious!

I'm a pro...

*stabs* Anyone else trying to be Sparticus?

.... My wife is.

My secret is...


I shot J.R. :sniper:

My secret is..

I feel crowded in an empty room.. and it scares the hell out of me..

I'm a pro...

...crastinator.

I don't even like closing my eyes in the shower..

C'mon, live dangerously... close your eyes in teh shower! :D :D What's the worse thing that could happen?

I've tried to kill myself around 20 times (that's not really a secret to most that know me). What is a secret is how depressed I am because I can't figure a way to make it work?

I don't want to pray. I don't want to study the Bible. I just want to sleep forever. I'd want to die if there was a reliable way that I could figure out to do that. I can figure out ways, but all I want is just to sleep more and more, just as much as I possibly can. I wanna cry, but I hate crying. It does no good, and just makes my eyes sore. Quell that impulse. There's no hope. Not even God would love me. (I know that's not true. He must be frustrated and disgusted with me, though.)

Wow, that's depressing.

Also, my secret? I've been frequenting prostitutes for the last seven years.

C'mon, live dangerously... close your eyes in teh shower! :D :D What's the worse thing that could happen?

If I close my eyes in the shower, it feels like I'm drowning with the water hitting me everywhere, especially in the face.

I can't sleep with the door open.

I've tried to kill myself around 20 times (that's not really a secret to most that know me). What is a secret is how depressed I am because I can't figure a way to make it work?

I don't want to pray. I don't want to study the Bible. I just want to sleep forever. I'd want to die if there was a reliable way that I could figure out to do that. I can figure out ways, but all I want is just to sleep more and more, just as much as I possibly can. I wanna cry, but I hate crying. It does no good, and just makes my eyes sore. Quell that impulse. There's no hope. Not even God would love me. (I know that's not true. He must be frustrated and disgusted with me, though.)


Why are you so upset? Do you mind if I Telegram you on the NS game?



My secrets...far too many to spill out all here. Here are a few:

-I say to everyone that I want X Y and Z, but I really don't know what I want in life.
-I bring pain to myself in order to get attention, but no one every pays attention
-I hate the idea of being alone.
-I try to fill a hole in my life through acceptance of others, which includes trying to have all the ladies like me (doesn't work quite clearly, eh?)
-I struggle with doubt all the time, even though I have quite a few reasons not to doubt.
-I blame a lot of crap on my parents, and their rough divorce when I was 10(which continues til this day with them taking each other to court every year), even though most of the depression and stress I have, are my own fault.

I have many secret stashes of candy- or I did until mice got into our house and ate some of them ;)
When I get really depressed I don't tell anyone, I just try to carry on as normal :(

My only real secret was that I am gay, I'm in a 3 year relationship with a girl and I found out a few months back. I told her and she doesn't want to break up till I go to University. So she's been set in that for the last few months, but Now I think I want to be with her a lot longer, which makes me very confused.

Also I can't get turned on unless I think about alternative sexual acts. Normal sex just doesn't cut it for me.

My only real secret was that I am gay, I'm in a 3 year relationship with a girl and I found out a few months back. I told her and she doesn't want to break up till I go to University. So she's been set in that for the last few months, but Now I think I want to be with her a lot longer, which makes me very confused.

Also I can't get turned on unless I think about alternative sexual acts. Normal sex just doesn't cut it for me.

Thats rough...

I have many secret stashes of candy- or I did until mice got into our house and ate some of them ;)
When I get really depressed I don't tell anyone, I just try to carry on as normal :(

^You're speaking my lingo there :)

^You're speaking my lingo there :)

Over 77% of people go through that!

MaxFactor

... wait... I mean... err... Manly Steaks. With Boobs.

MaxFactor

... wait... I mean... err... Manly Steaks. With Boobs.

what?
:confused:

what?
:confused:
Macht nix, squire, I'm Vary Tired.

Macht nix, squire, I'm Vary Tired.

What time is it there?

Over 77% of people go through that!

I don't think that many people stash chocolate in the first aid room at work...

I usually end up in tears if I try to carry on anyway. Tonight being a case in point. Oh well.

What time is it there?
Twenty to one in the morning, and I've been up since 4am of what is now yesterday morning.

Twenty to one in the morning, and I've been up since 4am of what is now yesterday morning.

Sucks to be you. I thought I was up early at 6.45am.

Twenty to one in the morning, and I've been up since 4am of what is now yesterday morning.

Oh its only 7:40 p.m. here

Sucks to be you. I thought I was up early at 6.45am.

I know right good lord

*stabs* Anyone else trying to be Sparticus?

OK, listen up. Someone leave their lunch at the last rest stop? There's a sandwich and--Oh! We got a Pepsi, still cold! Name on the back says... Spartacus! Is there a Spartacus here to claim this? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FYGmMzwJRA)

I know right good lord

:p Hey, I only work an 8.30-5 job...although I don't being "on call" if I get that job at AWE. Someone in my lab has already worked there and knows how to get the radioactive stuff out.


Should we be worried?

I can't read!

*Sobs*

:p Hey, I only work an 8.30-5 job...although I don't being "on call" if I get that job at AWE. Someone in my lab has already worked there and knows how to get the radioactive stuff out.


Should we be worried?

haha possibly lol

I can't read!

*Sobs*

I will have a pl.. pan.. pancl.. pancloke..

"a pancake"

yeah

I become obsessed with some of the most random things and then study the wikipedia article and become a semi expert for about 2 weeks, before I get bored of it.
I talk to myself when I am alone. Like having an actual conversation talking.
I dream of one day becoming a pro sports manager, or head coach. Any sport will do.
I also want to be a doctor. An athletics doctor. Like the guys who run out there when a guy snaps his arm in half or something.

It would probably have to be NationStates.

Of course, you people know about it, but most of the folks I know in real life don't.

I'm embarassed to tell people about my interests just in case they don't like it and suddenly think less of me.

I also get very angry and self righteous very fast, and the moment after I do so, I feel guilty and upset for doing so and continue to beat myself up about it forever. Its actually prevented me from doing certain things because I don't realize that normally people don't hold grudges as long as I do.

I used to be a social-democrat (yeah I know, how embarrassing).