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Man tries to shoot fish

The Plutonian Empire
17-05-2008, 01:05
http://www.kare11.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=511107

The Princeton School District Officials initiated a lockdown at four district buildings this afternoon after police say a gunshot was heard near the Princeton Middle school.

Investigators on the scene say the gunshot came from a man in a boat on the Rum River in Princeton Township.

The fisherman reportedly admitted to firing a single shot at a carp.

Officials immediately determination the situation was not a threat to the students and staff at the School District.

The students and staff were then allowed to resume normal activities.




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lol, just lol.
Dyakovo
17-05-2008, 01:09
http://www.kare11.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=511107



lol, just lol.

What the hell was he thinking? You don't fish with a gun...
You fish with hand grenades.
:D
Ifreann
17-05-2008, 01:10
It's shooting fish in a barrel! IN A BARREL! This is what happens when you don't let me finish my sentences.
1010102
17-05-2008, 01:14
If he had used a bug zapper It would have been faster.
NORILSK16
17-05-2008, 01:14
the peoples republic of norilsk16.. believe that this funny as all hell.hahahahaha
very cool.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
17-05-2008, 01:28
http://www.kare11.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=511107



lol, just lol.

ROFLMAO!!!
Khermi
17-05-2008, 01:35
Take a shotgun and a flashlight and go out into a stream/pond/lake/etc at night and wade in the shallows. Depending on where you are, you can find some really big catfish. Shine the light on them and then stick the barrel into the water slowly and aim it on their head and BAM! It's mighty fun
New Manvir
17-05-2008, 03:25
pff...real men dive into a lake with nothing more than a hunting knife and catch fish that way.
Khadgar
17-05-2008, 03:26
You don't fish with a gun. You use dynamite, or two car batteries, some cable and a net.
Celtlund II
17-05-2008, 03:35
What the hell was he thinking? You don't fish with a gun...
You fish with hand grenades.
:D

Dynamite works better. :eek:
Celtlund II
17-05-2008, 03:37
pff...real men dive into a lake with nothing more than a hunting knife and catch fish that way.

Real men don't use knives, we us our hands and teeth, ;)
Sarrowquand
17-05-2008, 03:38
I bet those officials had a horrible tense feeling while this was going on. Glad I'm not them.
Khadgar
17-05-2008, 03:59
Take a shotgun and a flashlight and go out into a stream/pond/lake/etc at night and wade in the shallows. Depending on where you are, you can find some really big catfish. Shine the light on them and then stick the barrel into the water slowly and aim it on their head and BAM! It's mighty fun

It can also overpressure your barrel and destroy your shotgun.
Entropic Creation
17-05-2008, 05:27
Bah - hunting with a gun is idiotic. There are far more efficient ways of catching a fish.

As far as catfish goes, real men catch catfish with their bare hands. You just stick your arm in holes and under ledges where you suspect a catfish might be hanging out. If there is a big one there, it will try to swallow your hand. You simply grab a hold from inside its mouth and yank it out. If it is thrashing about too much, lift its head out of the water and punch it with your other hand to knock it out.
Lunatic Goofballs
17-05-2008, 05:44
The fish was swimming in a threatening manner. It was self-defense. *nod*
Nobel Hobos
17-05-2008, 05:48
pff...real men dive into a lake with nothing more than a hunting knife and catch fish that way.

Real Fish eats your naked fisherman, spits out knife and asks for more!
Nobel Hobos
17-05-2008, 06:22
Real Fish shits bullets, flipping them into your face with his tail!