Houston under siege, film at 11 (if they don't eat through the cables by then)
Maineiacs
16-05-2008, 21:11
Houston is under attack from a previously unknown species of ant.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080514/ap_on_re_us/texas_ants;_ylt=Ag6v8oyWEeT8dXnZKkJi1o5H2ocA
This was my favorite part...
And when you do kill these ants, the survivors turn it to their advantage: They pile up the dead, sometimes using them as a bridge to cross safely over surfaces treated with pesticide.
I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords, and wish to offer my services in rounding up my fellow humans to labor in their underground fungus mines.:eek:
Potarius
16-05-2008, 23:54
Just one more reason to leave this fucking shithole of a state.
Oh shit....
SUGAR FOR THE ANT GODS! ANT CORPSES FOR THE CORPSE THRONE!
Galloism
17-05-2008, 00:01
Anyone else thinking of Starship Troopers?
You know... when the bugs were piling up at at the wall and the other bugs were climbing over the dead ones...
Anyone else thinking of Starship Troopers?
You know... when the bugs were piling up at at the wall and the other bugs were climbing over the dead ones...
Have they destroyed any cities with space rocks yet?
Potarius
17-05-2008, 00:06
Have they destroyed any cities with space rocks yet?
They might eventually.
They might eventually.
Well, if its only Houston, no need to go to war.
[NS]Click Stand
17-05-2008, 00:20
Well, if its only Houston, no need to go to war.
Maybe we could start contracting them out.
My idea to solve this crisis is to let loose thousands of ant eaters in Houston. Then all we need are some jackals. ;)
Click Stand;13697791']Maybe we could start contracting them out.
My idea to solve this crisis is to let loose thousands of ant eaters in Houston. Then all we need are some jackals. ;)
Simpsons did it.
[NS]Click Stand
17-05-2008, 00:26
Simpsons did it.
I was wondering where I got that from. Then again, you can't swing a dead cat without hitting the Simpsons.
Now where did that saying come from? :confused:
Grainne Ni Malley
17-05-2008, 00:27
Bye bye NASA?
Click Stand;13697802']I was wondering where I got that from. Then again, you can't swing a dead cat without hitting the Simpsons.
Now where did that saying come from? :confused:
Probably the Simpsons.
Maineiacs
17-05-2008, 00:52
Just one more reason to leave this fucking shithole of a state.
I got out years ago, as the killer bees were taking over.
Potarius
17-05-2008, 01:00
I got out years ago, as the killer bees were taking over.
Lucky you. That was 1995, if I remember correctly.
Lunatic Goofballs
17-05-2008, 02:11
I got out years ago, as the killer bees were taking over.
The killer bees were a diversion orchestrated by the ants. *nod*
Non Aligned States
17-05-2008, 03:23
The killer bees were a diversion orchestrated by the ants. *nod*
That's what you think. It's a joint command. The killer bees were the initial wave. Aerial reconnaissance, air strikes to soften up the local defenders. Now the ants are here as ground troops to take and hold the terrain. Watch out for their waterborne assault. :p
Maineiacs
17-05-2008, 07:46
Lucky you. That was 1995, if I remember correctly.
And I got out in '96.