Icelandic museum offers long and short of male organ
I love weird stories...
Icelandic museum offers long and short of male organ (http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN1519887520080516?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews&sp=true)
HUSAVIK, Iceland (Reuters) - Sigurdur Hjartarson is missing a human penis. But he's not worried: four men have promised to donate theirs to him when they die.
One species conspicuous by its absence is homo sapiens, but that may soon be rectified since a German, an American, an Icelander and a Briton have promised to donate their organs after death, according to certificates on display.
So generalites, would you donate your penis to this museum (assuming of course that you have one)?
Nope, i'm donating my body to science, it's already in my will. So actually they're just too late :)
Everywhar
16-05-2008, 15:41
wtfbbq?
I'd donate my organs for useful stuff... Like, not that?
LOL, reading through the article (instead of just skimming it, and saw this...
He (Hjartarson) said he began collecting penises 24 years ago, when working as a school administrator, with little notion he would one day be running a museum devoted to the subject.
"It was just a hobby," he said, adding that the collection was relegated to his office until the inception of the museum.
Neo Bretonnia
16-05-2008, 15:47
Dyakovo, you're starting to scare me a little, man...
Dyakovo, you're starting to scare me a little, man...
What?
Cabra West
16-05-2008, 15:52
Well, once I've no longer got any use for them, I could probably donate some dildos...
Well, once I've no longer got any use for them, I could probably donate some dildos...
:D
Some more Oddly Enough stuff... (http://www.reuters.com/news/video?videoId=82504&videoChannel=4)
Gauthier
16-05-2008, 17:17
And for a crowd attraction they can attach remote controlled motors to the collection and stage a real cockfight.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
16-05-2008, 17:19
I love weird stories...
Icelandic museum offers long and short of male organ (http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN1519887520080516?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews&sp=true)
So generalites, would you donate your penis to this museum (assuming of course that you have one)?
:(
I don't have one. But if I did, I would donate it provided it was a decent specimen.:p
Anti-Social Darwinism
16-05-2008, 17:22
I would cheerfully donate my ex-husband's. He's not using it anymore.
Gauthier
16-05-2008, 17:24
Check out the poll graph so far? It's rather... appropriate to the topic.
:(
I don't have one. But if I did, I would donate it provided it was a decent specimen.:p
Maybe your fiançé's if you ever split up?
I would cheerfully donate my ex-husband's. He's not using it anymore.
:D
Jello Biafra
16-05-2008, 17:46
What's the fun of a penis if it's not attached to anyone?
Nanatsu no Tsuki
16-05-2008, 18:40
Maybe your fiançé's if you ever split up?
That's a thought. I'll have my scissors ready just in case.:D
Cabra West
16-05-2008, 19:28
What's the fun of a penis if it's not attached to anyone?
Well, if it's made from plastic or silicon, and has a little vibrating motor inside, I can think of some uses...
Hachihyaku
16-05-2008, 19:32
No chance.
Soviestan
16-05-2008, 19:35
Sure. I've long said mine is work of art that belongs in a museum. :p
Sure. I've long said mine is work of art that belongs in a museum. :p
*takes it and sends it off to Iceland*
Jello Biafra
16-05-2008, 22:19
Well, if it's made from plastic or silicon, and has a little vibrating motor inside, I can think of some uses...Hm. Good point.
Catastrophe Waitress
16-05-2008, 23:04
I would cheerfully donate my ex-husband's. He's not using it anymore.
I was going to say my ex-boyfriend's, and I'll even cut it off for him. He likes wearing women's clothes, anyway. Now his tight jeans will just fit that much better.
Soviestan
17-05-2008, 06:14
*takes it and sends it off to Iceland*
Damn! I wasn't done with it yet :p
Damn! I wasn't done with it yet :p
Oh! You didn't mean now? Sorry :(