NationStates Jolt Archive


The American Advancment Party

Garcia-DeLeon
14-05-2008, 03:19
To all future and eligible voters-
I am thinking of starting a new party named the American Advancment Party.The Democratic and Republican Parties are both wrong,we do not need this ever extending war,though we do not need the immoral Democratic Party with hardly any care for Amercian values.The American Advancment Party would let the U.S. advance(hence the name)while not making a fool of itself.If you want to know more or join my cause please send a telegram to Garcia-DeLeon in the Christian Federal District.:D
Knights of Liberty
14-05-2008, 03:24
To all future and eligible voters-
I am thinking of starting a new party named the American Advancment Party.The Democratic and Republican Parties are both wrong,we do not need this ever extending war,though we do not need the immoral Democratic Party with hardly any care for Amercian values.The American Advancment Party would let the U.S. advance(hence the name)while not making a fool of itself.If you want to know more or join my cause please send a telegram to Garcia-DeLeon in the Christian Federal District.:D

Yes. Lets advance America back into the Middle Ages by enforcing one set of morality on everyone else. Thats a good call.


This party of yours is made of fail.
Skalvia
14-05-2008, 07:26
Yes. Lets advance America back into the Middle Ages by enforcing one set of morality on everyone else. Thats a good call.


This party of yours is made of fail.

I Was so disappointed when i read his description... I was gettin all Hyped up for 'Grass Roots Movement' and then i realized he's a Bible Nut...
Laerod
14-05-2008, 09:12
To all future and eligible voters-
I am thinking of starting a new party named the American Advancment Party.The Democratic and Republican Parties are both wrong,we do not need this ever extending war,though we do not need the immoral Democratic Party with hardly any care for Amercian values.The American Advancment Party would let the U.S. advance(hence the name)while not making a fool of itself.If you want to know more or join my cause please send a telegram to Garcia-DeLeon in the Christian Federal District.:DWhy bother? Just vote for Nader.
Ad Nihilo
14-05-2008, 09:39
To all future and eligible voters-
I am thinking of starting a new party named the American Advancment Party.The Democratic and Republican Parties are both wrong,we do not need this ever extending war,though we do not need the immoral Democratic Party with hardly any care for Amercian values.The American Advancment Party would let the U.S. advance(hence the name)while not making a fool of itself.If you want to know more or join my cause please send a telegram to Garcia-DeLeon in the Christian Federal District.:D

No offence but as a foreign observer I can quite honestly say that nobody will vote for a Latino president. Sorry mate.:)
greed and death
14-05-2008, 14:41
No offence but as a foreign observer I can quite honestly say that nobody will vote for a Latino president. Sorry mate.:)

hey we are about to elect a black president. and there are more Latinos then blacks
Rambhutan
14-05-2008, 14:50
hey we are about to elect a black president. and there are more Latinos then blacks

Hillary is black?:eek:
...they will be telling me next Mariah Carey is black....mutters
Knights of Liberty
14-05-2008, 15:36
Hillary is black?:eek:
...they will be telling me next Mariah Carey is black....mutters

What world do you live in where Hillary is about to get elected?;)
Rambhutan
14-05-2008, 15:52
What world do you live in where Hillary is about to get elected?;)

So your saying McCain is black:eek:
Knights of Liberty
14-05-2008, 15:56
So your saying McCain is black:eek:

lol
Ashmoria
14-05-2008, 16:01
hey any party that can be abbreviated as AA has something going for it.

it will at least get the drunk vote
Ad Nihilo
14-05-2008, 16:25
hey we are about to elect a black president. and there are more Latinos then blacks

So? There are no blacks in Mexico. There isn't the issue of opening the borders with a black president.
Maineiacs
14-05-2008, 16:30
To all future and eligible voters-
I am thinking of starting a new party named the American Advancment Party.The Democratic and Republican Parties are both wrong,we do not need this ever extending war,though we do not need the immoral Democratic Party with hardly any care for Amercian values.The American Advancment Party would let the U.S. advance(hence the name)while not making a fool of itself.If you want to know more or join my cause please send a telegram to Garcia-DeLeon in the Christian Federal District.:D

The American Advancement Party? ... Oh wait, I get it! The name was meant to be ironic!:rolleyes:
Call to power
14-05-2008, 16:43
why can't we have a party that promises to be bad for America?

you could call it the honesty party or the guilty party!:eek:
Copiosa Scotia
14-05-2008, 17:42
We're not retreating! We're advancing in the other direction!
Yootopia
14-05-2008, 17:45
why can't we have a party that promises to be bad for America?
"We intend to spend your money on ourselves if we get into power. Just being honest. *shrug*"

Would that actually get any votes? :p
Everywhar
14-05-2008, 17:47
To all future and eligible voters-
I am thinking of starting a new party named the American Advancment Party.The Democratic and Republican Parties are both wrong,we do not need this ever extending war,though we do not need the immoral Democratic Party with hardly any care for Amercian values.The American Advancment Party would let the U.S. advance(hence the name)while not making a fool of itself.If you want to know more or join my cause please send a telegram to Garcia-DeLeon in the Christian Federal District.:D
Trolling much?

I don't even know what you mean by "immoral," but I almost don't want you to elaborate, because I fear it will be something to the effect that we allow women to vote or something... :rolleyes:

So your saying McCain is black:eek:
So you're saying Clinton is a man? :eek:
Maineiacs
14-05-2008, 18:16
So you're saying Clinton is a man? :eek:

Are you claiming Hillary's a woman?:D
CthulhuFhtagn
14-05-2008, 18:19
why can't we have a party that promises to be bad for America?


That reminds me. On another forum, they had elections every month to determine the admin for whatever reason. I promised to be incredibly corrupt and ruin everything. I won.

I also kept my promise!
Everywhar
14-05-2008, 19:51
Are you claiming Hillary's a woman?:D
Are you claiming Obama is white?
Heinleinites
14-05-2008, 20:00
I fear it will be something to the effect that we allow women to vote or something...

Women can vote?! Well, see there you go, no wonder the system is all screwed up. What are they doing taking time from their cooking and baby-making anyways. That beer ain't going to fetch itself, you know...;)

Anway, if I were going to waste my time supporting a political party that was never going to be in a position to effectively do anything, ever, I'd support the Green Party.
Mizukian
14-05-2008, 20:04
Anway, if I were going to waste my time supporting a political party that was never going to be in a position to effectively do anything, ever, I'd support the Green Party.

At least they can keep you entertained with all the yogic flying :D
Everywhar
14-05-2008, 20:06
Women can vote?! Well, see there you go, no wonder the system is all screwed up. What are they doing taking time from their cooking and baby-making anyways. That beer ain't going to fetch itself, you know...;)

Clearly not. It's in the kitchen. I've never seen the inside of one.


Anway, if I were going to waste my time supporting a political party that was never going to be in a position to effectively do anything, ever, I'd support the Green Party.
:fluffle:
Heinleinites
14-05-2008, 20:36
At least they can keep you entertained with all the yogic flying :D

If they can fly, why are they always buggering up traffic with their homemade bicycles? Oh, and just for general consumption: If you ride a bicycle, you are not a 'biker.' What you are is a 'cyclist.' 'Bikers' ride motorcycles.

Clearly not. It's in the kitchen. I've never seen the inside of one.

Yeah, I know, it's one those fabled areas of the house that you hear about, but never see, like the 'laundry room', whatever that is...
Laerod
14-05-2008, 20:47
If they can fly, why are they always buggering up traffic with their homemade bicycles? Oh, and just for general consumption: If you ride a bicycle, you are not a 'biker.' What you are is a 'cyclist.' 'Bikers' ride motorcycles. You keep telling yourself that. :D
Mizukian
14-05-2008, 20:59
If they can fly, why are they always buggering up traffic with their homemade bicycles?

because yogic flying is bouncing in the lotus position rather than actually flying, if they could really fly they'd grab all the oil tycoons etc, fly them out to the middle of the ocean and drop them there. Or into a volcano.

Oh, and just for general consumption: If you ride a bicycle, you are not a 'biker.' What you are is a 'cyclist.'
No, what they are is an intense irritation to both motorists and pedestrians alike. I suspect they just might be the most hated group in the world. Or at least in the UK anyway.
Trotskylvania
14-05-2008, 21:49
What the hell are you guys "advancing" anyway?
Everywhar
14-05-2008, 21:51
What the hell are you guys "advancing" anyway?
We're going to beat the everloving fuck out of whoever disagrees with our morality. Now, I don't know what it is, but it sounds awesome to me. :)
New Limacon
14-05-2008, 21:51
I'm all for a more moral political party, but I have a sneaking suspicion what you call morals are not what I call morals.
Abju
14-05-2008, 21:54
"We intend to spend your money on ourselves if we get into power. Just being honest. *shrug*"

Would that actually get any votes? :p

Yeah, because at least they aren't goign to bother with the BS, and just get on with it :p
Bedouin Raiders
14-05-2008, 22:04
Yes. Lets advance America back into the Middle Ages by enforcing one set of morality on everyone else. Thats a good call.


This party of yours is made of fail.

Indeed. Nobody would settle for one set of morales. People have different views and you have to accpet that even if you don't like those views.
Nerotika
14-05-2008, 22:09
To all future and eligible voters-
I am thinking of starting a new party named the American Advancment Party.The Democratic and Republican Parties are both wrong,we do not need this ever extending war,though we do not need the immoral Democratic Party with hardly any care for Amercian values.The American Advancment Party would let the U.S. advance(hence the name)while not making a fool of itself.If you want to know more or join my cause please send a telegram to Garcia-DeLeon in the Christian Federal District.:D

Love the name, however hate the message. Moral Values should be developed and not forced by the government. My values go perfect with my life, I do not step on someone's rights in any way...I may disagree with what you say but, as the famous quote goes, i'll defend to the death your right to say it.

But really...I do like that party name, its so simple...almost, sexy. I'll join your crazy party, but as a sub-division with myself established as leader :D
New Brittonia
14-05-2008, 22:18
Give her a shot for trying...
Heinleinites
14-05-2008, 22:33
What the hell are you guys "advancing" anyway?

The AAP will rape the environment and oppress the minorities. Or vice versa. Depends on who the money comes from.
Nerotika
14-05-2008, 22:35
The AAP will rape the environment and oppress the minorities. Or vice versa. Depends on who the money comes from.

only if your in support of that kind of thing ;)
Everywhar
14-05-2008, 22:36
The AAP will rape the environment and oppress the minorities. Or vice versa. Depends on who the money comes from.
I think it should appoint forum trolls to the Supreme Court. Look at it this way: it could hardly get worse than Scalia.
Shawnarchists
14-05-2008, 23:56
Are you claiming Hillary's a woman?:D

Personally, I think that Hillary is a Dark Jedi. (http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-UuRijkChQ)

:D
Knights of Liberty
15-05-2008, 00:55
I think it should appoint forum trolls to the Supreme Court. Look at it this way: it could hardly get worse than Scalia.

Scalia IS the troll of the Supreme Court. Hes the resident 4chan member.
Conserative Morality
15-05-2008, 01:51
You're partially right. Both major parties are wrong. We need the Libertarian party!

But yeah, your party is made of fail. (Me and KOL agree!:eek: )
Fleckenstein
15-05-2008, 02:06
We're not retreating! We're advancing in the other direction!

/thread
Knights of Liberty
15-05-2008, 02:32
You're partially right. Both major parties are wrong. We need the Libertarian party!




Then we can have THREE wrong parties! Woohoo!
Geniasis
15-05-2008, 02:50
Then we can have THREE wrong parties! Woohoo!

Everything significant happens in threes, you know.
Everywhar
15-05-2008, 05:25
Everything significant happens in threes, you know.
Like threesomes.
Potarius
15-05-2008, 05:26
Like threesomes.

Unless they're Guy/Girl/Guy threesomes. Those are no-nos.

In my book, anyway.
Everywhar
15-05-2008, 05:34
Unless they're Guy/Girl/Guy threesomes. Those are no-nos.

In my book, anyway.
Oh for goodness sake, I don't care what threesome it is; FFF, MMM, FFM, MMF, whatever. The point is there are three, and it's significant. :D
Skalvia
15-05-2008, 05:39
Tesla had damn near everything around him divisible by three, lol...
Potarius
15-05-2008, 05:52
Oh for goodness sake, I don't care what threesome it is; FFF, MMM, FFM, MMF, whatever. The point is there are three, and it's significant. :D

Significant it may be, but prime numbers are still stupid.
Everywhar
15-05-2008, 07:10
Significant it may be, but prime numbers are still stupid.
So Two is a stupid number? I like the number Two. :mad:
Laerod
15-05-2008, 11:37
You're partially right. Both major parties are wrong. We need the Libertarian party!One very wrong will not right two wrongs.
Callisdrun
15-05-2008, 12:11
To all future and eligible voters-
I am thinking of starting a new party named the American Advancment Party.The Democratic and Republican Parties are both wrong,we do not need this ever extending war,though we do not need the immoral Democratic Party with hardly any care for Amercian values.The American Advancment Party would let the U.S. advance(hence the name)while not making a fool of itself.If you want to know more or join my cause please send a telegram to Garcia-DeLeon in the Christian Federal District.:D


Define "A merican values"

The only one I can think of is freedom and invdidaoul liberyt.

Sorry toc kr the tyepos. i am vwery drunk.


Which is rmy fucking right, by the way.
Maineiacs
15-05-2008, 12:59
You're partially right. Both major parties are wrong. We need the Libertarian party!

Right.:rolleyes: Let's gut the ineffecient, corrupt government and turn all services over to the private sector. Do you have any evidence to suggest that that will decrease cost to the consumer while increasing quality? And I don't mean what the theory says should happen, can you provide any evidence that it would? If not, I'd rather not take the chance, thank you.
Heinleinites
16-05-2008, 16:59
Unless they're Guy/Girl/Guy threesomes. Those are no-nos. In my book, anyway.

Guy/Girl/Guy threeesomes is just two dudes having sex with each other by proxy and that's kind of nasty. I'm not really down with the threesome in general, personally. I'm a one man, one woman kind of guy.

And I don't mean what the theory says should happen, can you provide any evidence that it would?

You could make the same argument about socialism, with rather more justification, but that particular political abortion continues to hang around like sniffles in the winter.
Everywhar
16-05-2008, 17:15
Guy/Girl/Guy threeesomes is just two dudes having sex with each other by proxy and that's kind of nasty. I'm not really down with the threesome in general, personally. I'm a one man, one woman kind of guy.
A threesome is whatever is happening at the time.
Anti-Social Darwinism
16-05-2008, 17:25
I propose a new party - the RAH party. Government will be based on the philosophy of Robert Heinlein. Free sex, but no free lunches.