Parents
IL Ruffino
10-05-2008, 21:32
Do your parents still have sex?
Yootopia
10-05-2008, 21:33
Yep, if I stay awake too long I can hear them :(
IL Ruffino
10-05-2008, 21:34
Yep, if I stay awake too long I can hear them :(
What's wrong with hearing them have sex?
Do your parents still have sex?
I have no idea, and don't really care one way or another...
Ashmoria
10-05-2008, 21:41
no they don't.
that being dead for over a decade thing has really cut into their sex life.
no they don't.
that being dead for over a decade thing has really cut into their sex life.
That does seem like it would take the spark out of their love life...
With eachother?
No, with Ash's parents...
no they don't.
that being dead for over a decade thing has really cut into their sex life.Must resist necrophilia joke...
Sarkhaan
10-05-2008, 21:50
Yes, though, not likely recently given the stress of having grandparents move in. Though, possibly.
Infinite Revolution
10-05-2008, 21:56
not with each other certainly, and not for a long long time before they got divorced. my mum has a new manfriend though so they may well be at it. my dad probably not.
not with each other certainly, and not for a long long time before they got divorced. my mum has a new manfriend though so they may well be at it. my dad probably not.
You never know, he might be gay or bi...
You were referring to your dad having sex with your mum's manfriend, yes?
Do your parents still have sex?
Don't know
Don't care
Don't wanna find out.
Yootopia
10-05-2008, 22:06
What's wrong with hearing them have sex?
What's right with it....
Steel Butterfly
10-05-2008, 22:07
Nope. Divorced for 8 years.
Certainly not my biological parents together, for they have been separated for 17 years now. My mother with the guy that raised me? Nah, they're too old. Not mentionning "living together but not really".
No because one is dead.
You never know...
:p
New Manvir
10-05-2008, 22:12
Yea. I unfortunately walked in on them a few times...:(
You never know...
:p
Well, she does have a small urn of some of his ashes in the house..
:eek:
K now that was just horrible.
Well, she does have a small urn of some of his ashes in the house..
:eek:
K now that was just horrible.
Sorry... :(
Sorry... :(
Naw..it was my attempt at a necrophilia joke. But it sounded horrible.:p
What's right with it....
Well it produced you....oh....nevermind.
What's wrong with hearing them have sex?They have a name for your condition. It is called Oedipus Complex. :p
Well it produced you....oh....nevermind.
Hearing parents have sex is what produced Yoot?
That's it everyone...
Under no circumstances are you to ever hear your parents having sex ever again.
;)
Call to power
10-05-2008, 23:11
I found my moms toy once and my dad has quite an array of porn* so I'm guessing at no
*I have actually seen him viewing this in the living room....with the door open
Yea. I unfortunately walked in on them a few times...:(
wouldn't the door be closed and noses be heard :eek:
I found my moms toy once and my dad has quite an array of porn* so I'm guessing at no
*I have actually seen him viewing this in the living room....with the door open
wouldn't the door be closed and noses be heard :eek:
Can you say "weird"?
I used to HATE hearing them have sex ugh.
Now it's a don't ask/don't care thing. Though sometimes they make these horribly inappropriate sexual comments that I find utterly distasteful. *turns nose up*
Worse was finding a cache of sex books in my gran's house when she moved into a nursing home.
The Joy of Group Sex?
I used to HATE hearing them have sex ugh.
Now it's a don't ask/don't care thing. Though sometimes they make these horribly inappropriate sexual comments that I find utterly distasteful. *turns nose up*
Worse was finding a cache of sex books in my gran's house when she moved into a nursing home.
The Joy of Group Sex?I stayed in the basement of my dad's oldest brother's house while visiting family in the US. Found a photograph book on various sex techniques and an Emmanuelle DVD down there.
New Manvir
11-05-2008, 00:47
I found my moms toy once and my dad has quite an array of porn* so I'm guessing at no
*I have actually seen him viewing this in the living room....with the door open
wouldn't the door be closed and noses be heard :eek:
door was closed but I couldn't hear anything going on...No more questions, I'd like to suppress that memory.
Ashmoria
11-05-2008, 00:54
I found my moms toy once and my dad has quite an array of porn* so I'm guessing at no
why would that preclude them having sex? an obvious interest in sex is a marker of people who have sex.
Fartsniffage
11-05-2008, 00:55
I used to HATE hearing them have sex ugh.
Now it's a don't ask/don't care thing. Though sometimes they make these horribly inappropriate sexual comments that I find utterly distasteful. *turns nose up*
Worse was finding a cache of sex books in my gran's house when she moved into a nursing home.
The Joy of Group Sex?
From what I've picked up about your own sexual habits, isn't that a tad hypocritical?
Smunkeeville
11-05-2008, 03:57
My adopted father has been dead for 6 years and his ashes are in my living room, so I hope he is out of commission. My biological father is in prison, so probably. My mother does not, but she does have "needs" so I bought her a toy for Christmas. I'm all progressive like that.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
11-05-2008, 03:58
Yes, I believe my parents still have sex. Is there something wrong with that?
Janillmari
11-05-2008, 04:13
My parents do it frequently and I just turn up the music and let them go at it til all is quite. Either that or I go and have some fun of my own somewhere else..
Geeze old people have needs too..:rolleyes:
Cabra West
11-05-2008, 05:46
Do your parents still have sex?
They're divorced. And I'm having difficulties imagining my mom ever having had sex... I still suspect that my brothers and I were immaculate conceptions.
Cabra West
11-05-2008, 05:47
My adopted father has been dead for 6 years and his ashes are in my living room, so I hope he is out of commission. My biological father is in prison, so probably. My mother does not, but she does have "needs" so I bought her a toy for Christmas. I'm all progressive like that.
*lol With what you told us of your mother, that must have gone down really well...
Amor Pulchritudo
11-05-2008, 08:09
No, no they don't.
Nobel Hobos
11-05-2008, 08:14
Idiot me, voted "no" because parents separated years ago.
YES, of course. But not with EACH OTHER.
They're in their late seventies. They go at it. :)
Do your parents still have sex?
I sincerely fucking hope not, they're dead!
I don't know and I definitely don't want to know.
Kahanistan
11-05-2008, 11:56
My father died about five and a half years ago. My mother is in a relationship.
So, no, my parents do not still have sex.
One of my parents' favorite baby stories is when I came home at age 6 and informed them,
"I KNOW you guys have had sex! Because you have me and that's how babies get made! And Graham's parents have had sex TWO TIMES because they have two kids!"
Busted.
Eofaerwic
11-05-2008, 14:10
Certainly not with each other... however I can believe they probably have quite an active sex life with their current partners, I just really really don't want to think about it.
Peepelonia
12-05-2008, 11:56
Do your parents still have sex?
Shit yeah. My mum's on her fifth husband, and my dad on his third wife, sex is very important to both of them.