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Ahh American youth today, full of bullshit and innocence at the same time.


http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm

The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

Lol...there are SO many things wrong with that statement...

Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament.

Lol...buying girls is how WoW players celebrate? Haha instead of you know...meeting them?

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

Absolutely priceless

Ya gotta love the kid's reasoning...

Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present.

Ahh American youth today, full of bullshit and innocence at the same time.


http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm

That story is all kinds of win.

...and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel

Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay.

The following is just fantastic...

They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

The clincher...

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

He qualifies on all counts, lying, stealing, procuring hookers and coming up with bizarre reasons for what he's doing.

I see a president in the making.

I see a president in the making.

Or at least Governor of New York

hookers take credit cards now? well thats that settled I'm blowing my entire life tonight

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

I wish I was a whore :(

http://lueniverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/america-fuck-yeah.jpg

I wish I was a whore :(

First you need to get liposuction, a face lift, and a boob job. After that, you need to actually get a little bit of a personality (not much), and then you can try to be a hooker.

<snip>

That picture is awesome.

hookers take credit cards now? well thats that settled I'm blowing my entire life tonight

The really expensive "escort services" do. The crackheads on the street corner don't.

Also, with a credit card you can get a cash advance...so they could have pulled out the cash and paid that way.

*sigh*

Hookers are for sex, those dumb kids! :headbang:

That kid is gonna (rightfully) cop so much shit for playing XBox when he could have gotten laid.

*sigh*

Hookers are for sex, those dumb kids! :headbang:

That kid is gonna (rightfully) cop so much shit for playing XBox when he could have gotten laid.

From what I read, the girls were suspicious and didn't sell, the boys came up with quite the excuse to convince them they weren't 13.

Wasn't for a lack of trying from what I read.

First you need to get liposuction, a face lift, and a boob job. After that, you need to actually get a little bit of a personality (not much), and then you can try to be a hooker.

silly thang, I'm male so all I need is hotpants and a lisp ;)

The really expensive "escort services" do. The crackheads on the street corner don't.

well I suppose if crack dealers will take card...hang on it seems to me that you have tried this before :p

That kid is gonna (rightfully) cop so much shit for playing XBox when he could have gotten laid.

don't be so hasty, I have this odd feeling that hookers might be pretty good at Halo and this will be one of those cases where the hooker is the one who ends up with the story

silly thang, I'm male so all I need is hotpants and a lisp ;)

Oh. I naturally assumed that you were going to become a transexual hooker. My mistake.

Oh. I naturally assumed that you were going to become a transexual hooker. My mistake.

Freudian slip? ;)

Freudian slip? ;)

Don't try to turn this around on me. I was clearly insulting your gender and sexual orientation.

well I suppose if crack dealers will take card...hang on it seems to me that you have tried this before :p

I was referring to crackwhores. They slide the card, sure, but it's never accepted. ;)

I lold...

Well, I do believe that fire is needed to cleanse the world of this filth.

hookers take credit cards now? well thats that settled I'm blowing my entire life tonight
you're blowing... or she'll be doing the blowing... :D

From what I read, the girls were suspicious and didn't sell, the boys came up with quite the excuse to convince them they weren't 13.

Wasn't for a lack of trying from what I read.

They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them. and he probably picked that snippet up from his father...

I love this part...
The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.

I wonder if that trip is still planned?

Well, I do believe that fire is needed to cleanse the world of this filth.

what filth?

what filth?

Horny teenage boys?

Oh, this is just all kinds of win. :D

Horny teenage boys?

waitwaitwaitwait a minute...

so the definition of Horny is to play video games while TWO HOOKERS are in the bedroom?

So what was 'horny' before video games... cards?
:p

waitwaitwaitwait a minute...

so the definition of Horny is to play video games while TWO HOOKERS are in the bedroom?

So what was 'horny' before video games... cards?
:p

The kids apparently tried to convince the hookers that they were older than they were, implying that the kids were hoping to do something more with the hookers than play HALO...

The kids apparently tried to convince the hookers that they were older than they were, implying that the kids were hoping to do something more with the hookers than play HALO...

Unless of course they thought Halo IS sex.

The kids apparently tried to convince the hookers that they were older than they were, implying that the kids were hoping to do something more with the hookers than play HALO...

except that part about...

The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

now it could be that they (the hookers) were lying to protect the kids... seeing that the last paragraph said.

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

but if the kids were really wanting to... er... explore the deep nether regions... then they wouldn't have settled for playing Halo...

...

hookers that play Halo...

I think that's a geekboy's wet dream right there...

Unless of course they thought Halo IS sex.
LOL
except that part about...

now it could be that they (the hookers) were lying to protect the kids... seeing that the last paragraph said.

but if the kids were really wanting to... er... explore the deep nether regions... then they wouldn't have settled for playing Halo...
...
hookers that play Halo...

I think that's a geekboy's wet dream right there...
:D

Don't try to turn this around on me. I was clearly insulting your gender and sexual orientation.

I thought I was just getting advice from a pro...

I was referring to crackwhores. They slide the card, sure, but it's never accepted. ;)

but visa is accepted everywhere?

you're blowing... or she'll be doing the blowing... :D

if I wanted someone else to destroy my life I'd buy a Russian bride :cool:

The kids apparently tried to convince the hookers that they were older than they were, implying that the kids were hoping to do something more with the hookers than play HALO...

maybe they where trying to play the new GTA....omg call Jack Thompson!

if I wanted someone else to destroy my life I'd buy a Russian bride again:cool:
:p
maybe they where trying to play the new GTA....omg call Jack Thompson!
:eek:

maybe they where trying to play the new GTA....omg call Jack Thompson!
THAT'S IT!!!!

The boys didn't want sex... they hired the Hookers because they were old enough to buy GTA(whatever number it's at now) for them!!!

The boys didn't want sex... they hired the Hookers because they were old enough to buy GTA(whatever number it's at now) for them!!!

we have to stop Sony's pearl harbour!

except that part about...

Yeah, that confused me too.

I think the resolution of the apparent contradiction is this: the "escorts" grew suspicious when the boys first decided to play video games rather than have sex. Later, when they made their attempt, they were rebuffed.

Ahh American youth today, full of bullshit and innocence at the same time.


http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm

American youth...nope, innocence doesn't come to mind at all.

They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.

That right there is the signal that something is up...doesn't WoW take your money, not give some to you?

And, 'tis sad when a boy responds to a chick who is willing to give them a 'good time' with...naa I don't wanna fuck, lets play HALO instead :p

they were rebuffed. I preferre the term "redirected" or "distracted".

maybe they where trying to play the new GTA....omg call Jack Thompson!

Where do you think they got the idea from.

That kid needs to be taught a lesson. He needs to work for his father to pay back what he owes, or something. He needs to learn that money isn't that simple. I'm sure his father couldn't have possibly been as blasé as the article made him out to be, could've he? I mean, you don't reward a kid for stealing your money by taking him to Disney Land, although, then again, you don't forget your kid's birthday either...

Im kind of amazed that the father pressed charges. He would have had to for it to go to the courts right?