NationStates Jolt Archive


Who wouldn't have?

Lunatic Goofballs
10-05-2008, 16:53
http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/05/09/admiral.affair/index.html

Tell me that if the opportunity presented itself that you wouldn't want to have sex in the White House. :p Pity he felt the need to lie about it. I would have had a special medal engraved. *nod*
Ashmoria
10-05-2008, 17:06
you mean they dont give out certificates suitable for framing?

i suppose his problem is that he lied to investigators and violated navy rules but im at a loss as to why something that happened so long ago got investigated at all.
Steel Butterfly
10-05-2008, 17:14
Would have been better had he not been a cheating prick...
Celtlund II
10-05-2008, 17:20
He probably took lessons from Bill Clinton. :eek:
Call to power
10-05-2008, 17:26
this leaves the question of who this mystery women really is (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/54/Hillary_Clinton_1992.jpg)

Would have been better had he not been a cheating prick...

like you have never told a lover that your wife died of breast cancer ;)
SaintB
10-05-2008, 18:01
If a woman asked me for a shag in the white house I'd be all like...

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/e/2/9/e2916e7c8f270cdf21bf3740494e70f6.jpg
Mad hatters in jeans
11-05-2008, 17:41
silly man, was a while ago wasn't it. 1990?
and i thought this was to do with Dubya Bush doing something with Clinton( i was bored, meh).
Zilam
11-05-2008, 19:51
He probably took lessons from Bill Clinton. :eek:

Because Republican presidents are too busy giving lessons on fucking the world over. :)
Dukeburyshire
11-05-2008, 19:53
Me. If left alone in the White House Long enough to have sex I'd Burn that sucker DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (insert evil laugh)
Copiosa Scotia
11-05-2008, 20:20
Me. If left alone in the White House Long enough to have sex I'd Burn that sucker DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (insert evil laugh)

You think you could burn the whole place down in two minutes? :p

(Just ribbing you, please don't be offended.)
Nodinia
11-05-2008, 20:37
this leaves the question of who this mystery women really is (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/54/Hillary_Clinton_1992.jpg)



like you have never told a lover that your wife died of breast cancer ;)


And that you just keep the ring on so you don't upset your daughters.....(That was a touch of class, that was...)
Janillmari
11-05-2008, 21:44
And that you just keep the ring on so you don't upset your daughters.....(That was a touch of class, that was...)

I laughed so hard at that!
Geoactive
11-05-2008, 22:09
Ewwww... he's ginger!
Janillmari
11-05-2008, 22:18
Ewwww... he's ginger!

haha
Nobel Hobos
11-05-2008, 22:20
It's all very well for mr. Stufflebeem, he's a rear admiral. I don't think just anyone can do it.
Bann-ed
12-05-2008, 00:00
Rear Adm. John Stufflebeem

Best name I've read in a while.
Wilgrove
12-05-2008, 00:10
Hell, I want to have sex on the Presidential Desk! :D
Galloism
12-05-2008, 01:34
Hell, I want to have sex on the Presidential Desk! :D

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b383/DrkHelmet/Forum%20Pictures/clinton-hit-it.jpg
Non Aligned States
12-05-2008, 02:13
It's all very well for mr. Stufflebeem, he's a rear admiral. I don't think just anyone can do it.

An admiral of rears? :p
Lerkistan
12-05-2008, 07:15
It's all very well for mr. Stufflebeem, he's a rear admiral. I don't think just anyone can do it.

Not sure his being a rear admiral has anything to do with it. It didn't say anything about anal intercourse.