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Everybody has one day where they wish they had stayed in bed, mine was today. I was walking back from doing some shopping and as i passed a front garden with some high bushes i heard the owner swear, and what i assume he did was disturbed a wasp nest because i'm getting swarmed by them. those bloody things chased me for a good mile and i was lucky to get away with a dozen or so stings. So thats my bad day what is yours? cheer me up with your misfortunes.

Well I got a DUI a few years back (off my record now though.) That was a pretty bad day...

Is that the worst you got? Really?

I've been shot before. That was a rough day. Good thing I was wearing a vest.

One day I couldn't find my shoes. Finally when I found them and thought I could leave the house, I couldn't remember where I put my cell phone down when looking for the shoes.

Yeah, that's my worst day ever.

I almost died, almost killed and almost commited suicide too many times to pick just one day:)

I almost died, almost killed and almost commited suicide too many times to pick just one day:)la di da ... almost doesn't count ... la di da

la di da ... almost doesn't count ... la di da

You're a bastard UB...
:D

the day I ordered a pizza and they forgot the side of onion rings.

how could anyone do something like that :p

what i assume he did was disturbed a wasp nest because i'm getting swarmed by them. those bloody things chased me for a good mile and i was lucky to get away with a dozen or so stings.

thats the most amusing image I've had in my head today however thats what you got for having 4 shopping bags full of honey :D

Good thing I was wearing a vest.

those things repel bullets now?! (http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/12_04/071rabcnesbitt_228x284.jpg)

Everybody has one day where they wish they had stayed in bed, mine was today. I was walking back from doing some shopping and as i passed a front garden with some high bushes i heard the owner swear, and what i assume he did was disturbed a wasp nest because i'm getting swarmed by them. those bloody things chased me for a good mile and i was lucky to get away with a dozen or so stings. So thats my bad day what is yours? cheer me up with your misfortunes.

This is hopeless without a video clip. :p

those things repel bullets now?! (http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/12_04/071rabcnesbitt_228x284.jpg)

I'm going to be ill.

This is hopeless without a video clip. :p
That's true i could of then sold the video to one of those funniest home videos shows and made some money out of it.

Is that the worst you got? Really?

I've been shot before. That was a rough day. Good thing I was wearing a vest.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=TNR5mn9o7QA&feature=related watch the first 30 seconds.

la di da ... almost doesn't count ... la di da

So there's doom and gloom when things go boom...

Aaaw. So you had a bad day and you're taking one down. Well my advice would be to sing a sad song just to turn it around. And I know, you say you don't know - You tell me don't lie! Well, you have to work at a smile and you go for a ride, 'cause you had a bad day. I mean, the camera don't lie, and you're coming back down and you really don't mind. You had a bad day...

You had a bad day!

Well you need a blue sky holiday the point is they laugh at what you say and I don't need no carryin' on

You had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day

You had a bad day!

:fluffle:

Click Stand;13684433']One day I couldn't find my shoes. Finally when I found them and thought I could leave the house, I couldn't remember where I put my cell phone down when looking for the shoes.

Yeah, that's my worst day ever.
If that truly was ur worst day, then you're either the luckiest guy alive or you've got a truckload of some really bad karma heading your way to even you out.

If that truly was ur worst day, then you're either the luckiest guy alive or you've got a truckload of some really bad karma heading your way to even you out.

*Sees Headlights*

Uh-Oh.

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After getting out of bed, I stubbed my toe on something, jerked my foot back, cutting my leg on my bed frame, then got in the shower, and stepping over the side( its a tub/shower thing) My foot slipped, I almost did the splits, and hit my balls on the side of the tub. Because I took so long, I missed the bus, was late for school and failed a two tests that day. Later I ate something at lunch and got sick and couldn't stop shitting. That day was my worst day ever.

Lets see I woke up fell out of bed cracked my head on my nightstand, slipped in the shower almost broke an arm, could find no clean clothes, missed my bus, was late for 3/5 classes, late for work, tripped infront of my whole chem. class, found out my mum had cancer and my brother was on drugs.. yeah that was one hell of a day...

well there was this girl that is horrendously ugly and highly annoying.

Well i go take a dump on her front door (i do this to many of those that annoy me).
well i get caught in mid act. What makes it bad is she turns out to be into that sort of thing. So in order to avoid going to jail i have to bang her while rubbing feces all over each other that was my worse day ever.

Oh, by the way, I'm sure it hurts, but unless you're allergic it's barely post-worthy, and if that's the worst you've encountered, you've lived a charmed life.

well there was this girl that is horrendously ugly and highly annoying.

Well i go take a dump on her front door (i do this to many of those that annoy me).
well i get caught in mid act. What makes it bad is she turns out to be into that sort of thing. So in order to avoid going to jail i have to bang her while rubbing feces all over each other that was my worse day ever.

Even if this is a joke, it's still disgusting.

Lets see I woke up fell out of bed cracked my head on my nightstand, slipped in the shower almost broke an arm, could find no clean clothes, missed my bus, was late for 3/5 classes, late for work, tripped infront of my whole chem. class, found out my mum had cancer and my brother was on drugs.. yeah that was one hell of a day...

I'm so sorry about your mother.

But, apart from the cancer (it's usually some sort of heart/stomach/broken limb thing in my case), those situations are almost a monthly occurence in my life.

After getting out of bed, I stubbed my toe on something, jerked my foot back, cutting my leg on my bed frame, then got in the shower, and stepping over the side( its a tub/shower thing) My foot slipped, I almost did the splits, and hit my balls on the side of the tub. Because I took so long, I missed the bus, was late for school and failed a two tests that day. Later I ate something at lunch and got sick and couldn't stop shitting. That day was my worst day ever.

Uh, again, that's an average day in my life. [Edit: well, not "average", but it's happened quite a few times.]

After getting out of bed, I stubbed my toe on something, jerked my foot back, cutting my leg on my bed frame, then got in the shower, and stepping over the side( its a tub/shower thing) My foot slipped, I almost did the splits, and hit my balls on the side of the tub. Because I took so long, I missed the bus, was late for school and failed a two tests that day. Later I ate something at lunch and got sick and couldn't stop shitting. That day was my worst day ever.

Man I wish I was there that would of been so funny....except I would of been watching you naked, anyway change the subject!

Even if this is a joke, it's still disgusting.



Sadly it is not a joke. and I must live with the worst memory of all time in my head.

So thats my bad day what is yours? cheer me up with your misfortunes.
All of my bad days are depressing, like the time they told me my daughter was going to die and I should just take her home and get over it (I did not! She's alive now, stupid doctors!) or the day they told me my husband wouldn't live past 40... I'm still hoping they are wrong. The day a few weeks ago when I found out I'm going to be sick forever, kinda sucked too. This morning when I woke up and couldn't move my right hand, also sucked.

I guess I don't have hilarious bad days, because if something hilarious happens, and nobody dies, it's a good day. Basically if we all go to sleep alive, it's been a good day.......mostly.

Sadly it is not a joke. and I must live with the worst memory of all time in my head.

Yeah, right. :rolleyes:

Anyway, your hypothetical is still not that bad of a day.

Had a bad day again, she said I would not understand. She left a note that said I´m sorry I had a bad day again! She spilled the coffee, broke a shoelace, smeared the lipstick on her face. Slammed the door and said I´m sorry I had a bad day again...

Fuel

All of my bad days are depressing, like the time they told me my daughter was going to die and I should just take her home and get over it (I did not! She's alive now, stupid doctors!) or the day they told me my husband wouldn't live past 40... I'm still hoping they are wrong. The day a few weeks ago when I found out I'm going to be sick forever, kinda sucked too. This morning when I woke up and couldn't move my right hand, also sucked.

I guess I don't have hilarious bad days, because if something hilarious happens, and nobody dies, it's a good day. Basically if we all go to sleep alive, it's been a good day.......mostly.

Now, your bad days seem bad.

Can I ask why you're going to be "sick forver", or is that too personal?

Now, your bad days seem bad.

Can I ask why you're going to be "sick forver", or is that too personal?

In addition to all my other shitty health problems, apparently I also have another auto-immune disorder, so while I can control all my other problems with diet and medication, now I have another problem that won't go away, short of maybe really bad medicine, and that might not work.

Yeah, right. :rolleyes:

Anyway, your hypothetical is still not that bad of a day.

i said worst for me. not worst in the world i am naturally a lucky guy.

In addition to all my other shitty health problems, apparently I also have another auto-immune disorder, so while I can control all my other problems with diet and medication, now I have another problem that won't go away, short of maybe really bad medicine, and that might not work.

:(

That really sucks. I have health problems, but nothing that will affect me forever (if I get shots weekly for the next three years and control my diet and take pills/vitamins).

Being swarmed by wasps is painful and frightening, but I think above all else, hugely undignified. People might sympathise at the time, but believe me they'll have a chuckle at the sight of your running hard and slapping yourself all over.

Yeah, I'm a big help. ;)

Today was pretty rubbish. An all day dead boring history seminar... normally fascinating topic made really, really dull. Got abused by a friend of my ex. Broke my headphones. Then, most dramatically, proceeded to lose my folder which contains the notebooks for all my subjects at school, so I effectively lost about a third of a years work. And this is year 12, the big one. A tad upset, is I.

Feh. Amateurs. Let ME tell YOU what a bad day is.

Once, I got out of bed only to find that my house had been stolen. Yep. I'm riding down the road on the back of one of those really big trucks that carry ultra large items, and my house was it. It seems my mortgage was so late the bank decided to reposess the house and the repo man didn't bother to see if anyone was home.

So I did what people naturally do in these situations. I went to my closet and got dressed, then went down to the front door. Opening the door and holding fast against the icy blast of January air I put on my work gloves and, using the railing form the front porch, made my way toward the front. Then I climbed down and gripped the air hoses connecting the truck's cab to the trailer, then worked my way around to the side of the cab, tightly gripping the exhaust pipe (work gloves, remember) and, standing on the diesel fuel tank, grabbed the driver's door.

Let me tell you the driver was surprised! But I grabbed him by the shoulder ahd yanked him out of the cab and let him drop to the road (Seatbelts, kids!) Then I climbed in and shut the door (and turned the heat up! Brrrr!)

Which would have been okay but I don't know how to drive an 18 wheeler so I gradually let the truck slow down by wind resistance. Unfortunately by this point the bank had sent out an attack helicopter to deal with me so I reached under the seat and (luckily) the driver had a pistol stashed under there. Just as the truck was coming to a stop I ducked as the helicopter sprayed the cab with machine gun fire, blowing out the glass, some of which got on me (why do I always have to deal with this kind of crap?) so, enraged, I sat up and returned fire. The helicopter swerved and that gave me time to get out of the cab and drop to the street, going down on one knee just as it was swinging back to fire again.

I carefully aimed my pistol and put 3 shots into the cockpit. The first punched a ho le in the canopy and deflected, the second and third hit the pilot and the helicopter nosed over and crashed...

...RIGHT INTO MY HOUSE! DAMMIT! So I did what any person would do in this situation. I cursed a few dozen times and started to walk home. Problem was all that was home was an empty hole in the ground, so I decided to go over to my girlfriend's house instead. I figured heck, if she can't make me feel better nobody can. Problem was when I got there there was a car in her driveway I didn't recognize, so I quietly went to her front door and let myself in, being silent as a church mouse. I climbed the stairs and-lo and behold- she was in bed with TWO other men! Now, I could understand her sleeping with my best friend. He's a good looking guy, but my boss too? DAMMIT! And I only had one bullet left in the truck driver's gun.

So i'm standing there trying to decide who to shoot when the phone rings. I decide 'what the heck?' and I pick it up and guess who it is? It's my ex-wife looking for me here to tell me that she needs more child support money. We start to argue since I can't really afford more than what's in the divorce agreement and she insists that she needs more money for gas since the prices are going up and her boyfriend lives so far away and (what the heck does gas to see her boyfriend have to do with child support anyway?) and by the time I get so mad I slammed the phone down on her I realize that in my distraction the two guys my girlfriend was screwing have snuck away! DAMMIT! Can this day get any worse?

So i think about shooting my girlfriend but I don't do it because at this point I'm saving that bullet for my ex wife so I leave. My girlfriend is all begging me to stay and apologizing and trying to keep me from leaving and saying she loves me. Well I don't believe her and I split.

So I go over to my mom's house to vent and when I get there I find out she's not home. I let myself in and I sit down to watch some TV and then I find out tthat Battlestar Galactica won't be back on for 6 MORE MONTHS! DAMMIT! So I lay down to take a nap.

But then I have a nightmare about houses and helicopters and a ho and I wake up in a cold sweat. My sweat is cold not because of the night mare but because it seems I slept so long I'm into the next ice age! DAMMIT that means I missed Battlestar Galactica when it DID finally come back on. So I'm so miserable by this point that I just go up to New York because, hey, it's New York and if there's a time machine anywhere it's there and so I go to the sporting goods store first to get some snowshoes and su plies but DAMMIT no snowshoes in my size so I have to wear a tight painful pair that hurt my feet all the way to the Statue of Liberty.

So I get to New York and it takes forever but finally I find the time machine and I take Guy Pearce and yank him out like I did with the trucker and use it to go back in time to the day before my house got reposessed. I managed to get it un-reposessed but I had to sell my brand new XBox 360 to do it!!!

Yeah, that day sucked.

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But if you tell young people today about that, they won't believe ya.

But if you tell young people today about that, they won't believe ya.

You're right. Snot-nosed know-it-alls...

You're right. Snot-nosed know-it-alls...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo&feature=related :D

I got hit by a forklift last year. My back still hurts. That was a bad day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo&feature=related :D

I LOVE this one