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This is a sex thread, say where you would do it if you could.

And/or a favorite place

Probably at my house in my bed. Or somebody else's house on his/her bed.

Boring? For you, maybe.

Probably at my house in my bed. Or somebody else's house on his/her bed.

Boring? For you, maybe.

Haha, well what can I say I like a little excitement..

Haha, well what can I say I like a little excitement..
Well, what about you? :)

BDSM baby! :D

Well, what about you? :)

1. moving vehicle
2. computer chair
3. kitchen table
4. porch
5. playground

5. playground

Somewhat creepy.

BDSM baby! :D

That's not a location.

All of the sex threads of late are getting rather tiresome.

Perhaps some people need to get laid?

All of the sex threads of late are getting rather tiresome.

Perhaps some people need to get laid?

Agreed.

We should talk about cars instead. Cars are pretty cool.

I like couches...

at work, in my office... so i can have something to think about the rest of the week :P

i would say the beach, cos you kinda have to, but its fucking difficult at the beach (sand, rocks, people, insects... hmmm...)

at work, in my office... so i can have something to think about the rest of the week :P

i would say the beach, cos you kinda have to, but its fucking difficult at the beach (sand, rocks, people, insects... hmmm...)

Crabs. *nods*

Library.

This is a sex thread, say where you would do it if you could.

And/or a favorite place

Woman, you are far too predictable:rolleyes: (of course we knew it was a sex thread).

In bed, myself. I'm a comfort whore.

This is a sex thread, say where you would do it if you could.

I tend to not plan sex- nor go to specific locations for it.
Outdoors is often fun though. Except for the ticks.

All of the sex threads of late are getting rather tiresome.

Perhaps some people need to get laid?
Quite.



Oh and to respond to the topic - Belgium. Yeah, I'm a filthy bitch.

In privacy thanks.

Agreed.

We should talk about cars instead. Cars are pretty cool.

There is something about a car with really tinted windows. A good mirror tint allows you to see out, but no one else to see in.

Of course, that's also illegal, but nothing worthwhile is ever easy.

Crabs. *nods*

Counts as an STD, no?

All of the sex threads of late are getting rather tiresome.

I think it's just the weather :)

I think it's just the weather :)

Ahh spring, when the flowers bloom and the young man's fancy turns to... well, this is NSG, so it's not like it's ever anything else.

on an airplane, or on pluto. ;)
This is a sex thread, say where you would do it if you could.

And/or a favorite place
so, ya single? ;)

"That'd be the butt, Bob."

You know this was coming.

Hurr. "Coming". Hurr.

The White House...

The White House...

That's rather luxurious.

I think I would go for my own house. I'd feel more at ease, I think.

That's rather luxurious.

I think I would go for my own house. I'd feel more at ease, I think.

Well, I've already done it in my house...



Let's add Guibou's house to my list, apparently the place puts you at ease.

This is a sex thread, say where you would do it if you could.

And/or a favorite place

Anywhere, as long as I did it.

Anywhere, as long as I did it.
*sighs*

Come on JBG... have some kind of imagination. I know your sex drive is probably all over the place, but still, man. Come on.

Anywhere, as long as I did it.*sighs*

Come on JBG... have some kind of imagination.

Hey Johnny, I think Yoot's offering...
;)

Hey Johnny, I think Yoot's offering...
;)
Ha, no.

Ha, no.

*shrug's innocently*
*walks away whistling*

This is a sex thread, say where you would do it if you could.

And/or a favorite place

any time, any place, and any how.


that is if she's willing. :D

any time, any place, and any how.


that is if he or she is willing. :D

Fixed to increase your chances...
:p

Fixed to increase your chances...
:p
sorry, but this club is exclusive. :p

In the kitchen might be fun.

in a tree.

or on a grassy hillside on a blanket with a picnic (not fucking the picnic you understand, but it'd be there, there'd probably be strawberries and whipped cream or something).

or at work on the 'gallery' level overlooking the main hall. or in the 'pulpit' in the main hall. i work in a converted church. it would be LOL.

*sighs*

Come on JBG... have some kind of imagination. I know your sex drive is probably all over the place, but still, man. Come on.

Ok, ok, jesus. Graveyard for the hell of it. Church comes in at a close second for novelty locations. For more "normal" shit, I'd pick the kitchen, or on a grassy field.

Hey Johnny, I think Yoot's offering...
;)

Dude, you think I'd take it from him? I know beggars can't exactly be choosers, but no. Sorry.

Beach, pool, field, public place, car, couch, bed... Gods, so many places.

Disney World, Space Mountain specifically. Oh, in the cable cars and Pirates of the Caribbean (already did Haunted Mansion though).

I would have to say in the library. In the chilldren's section. Right after school ends. :D

I would have to say in the library. In the chilldren's section. Right after school ends. :D

Ooooh, kinky.:D

I would have to say in the library. In the chilldren's section. Right after school ends. :D

Yes very kinky, why the childrens section?

Yes very kinky, why the childrens section?

Haven´t you heard that children are the furure?:cool:

Haven´t you heard that children are the furure?:cool:

yeah but doesnt mean you have to teach em how to make em lol

yeah but doesnt mean you have to teach em how to make em lol

You have a point. That´s why I believe humans should be sterilized, but have a small control group so as to keep the species alive. You know what I mean? We´re a plague and must be controlled.:eek:

J/K!

You have a point. That´s why I believe humans should be sterilized, but have a small control group so as to keep the species alive. You know what I mean? We´re a plague and must be controlled.:eek:

J/K!

Oh my god I laughed really hard..

You have a point. That´s why I believe humans should be sterilized, but have a small control group so as to keep the species alive. You know what I mean? We´re a plague and must be controlled.:eek:

*takes Nanatsu to be part of control group*

*takes Nanatsu to be part of control group*

Haha!

*takes Nanatsu to be part of control group*

*keeps teh Dyakovo with her, for moral and sexy voice support*

Instead of talking about favourite places to have sex, sexual partners, first time, last time, with cream or without, once a month or three times a day...

...why don't we all just go out and get laid?

Much simpler, much more fun.

Instead of talking about favourite places to have sex, sexual partners, first time, last time, with cream or without, once a month or three times a day...

...why don't we all just go out and get laid?

Much simpler, much more fun.

Good idea. My fiance will get here in 30 minutes.:p

Heh my girlf left an hour ago :)

Instead of talking about favourite places to have sex, sexual partners, first time, last time, with cream or without, once a month or three times a day...

...why don't we all just go out and get laid?

Much simpler, much more fun.

Haha

Heh my girlf left an hour ago :)

sounds like a rousing good time lol:p

sounds like a rousing good time lol:p

It always is. Mmm-mmm-mmm good!

It always is. Mmm-mmm-mmm good!

Cambells soup

Cambells soup

:D
Better.

again, my prefered....methods probably shouldn't be posted here.

again, my prefered....methods probably shouldn't be posted here.

Ah, come on. I´m game. Tell me about it?

Ah, come on. I´m game. Tell me about it?

hah, what would you want to know?

BDSM baby! :D
That's not a location.
It's a state of mind.
We should talk about cars instead. Cars are pretty cool.
Sex in cars? What?

hah, what would you want to know?

Hm... talk about one of your methods. I´ll conform with one.

Hm... talk about one of your methods. I´ll conform with one.

where? here or in TG? And you'll still have to be a bit specific here, that's a lot of ground heh

where? here or in TG? And you'll still have to be a bit specific here, that's a lot of ground heh

TG when you can. And be specific.:D

TG when you can. And be specific.:D

alright, send me a tg with what, specifically, you want to know

alright, send me a tg with what, specifically, you want to know

Alright.

It's a state of mind.



Not really, no.

Not really, no.

then you haven't done it right.

1. moving vehicle
2. computer chair
3. kitchen table
4. porch
5. playground

done all of those, some are more tricksy than others.

playground is a bad idea, unless it's late at night, then it's still not a good idea.

then you haven't done it right.

BDSM is not a state of mind.

Wiki:

The term "BDSM" is an abbreviation derived from the terms bondage, discipline, dominance and submission, sadism and masochism.[1] It defines a spectrum of behaviors, including dominance, submission, punishment, masochism, bondage, role play, and a large variety of other activities, frequently sexual in nature.

Not really, no.

BDSM is not a state of mind.


Dude. Chill.
It's so a state of mind.

Exxxample: "I'm sort of in a BDSM mindset right now...yea.. For real."

I just quoted an actual person. Which proves something.

I am also not smoking any sort of mind altering substance.

BDSM is not a state of mind.

Wiki:

According to the wikipart you quoted, a state of mind is definitely part of it.

Dude. Chill.
It's so a state of mind.

Exxxample: "I'm sort of in a BDSM mindset right now...yea.. For real."

I just quoted an actual person. Which proves something.

I am also not smoking any sort of mind altering substance.

But a "BDSM mindset" can be a state of mind, but BDSM itself isn't a state of mind.

And if you are referencing what I think you're referencing, you can go fuck yourself.

According to the wikipart you quoted, a state of mind is definitely part of it.

Yeah, but what I meant is BDSM itself isn't a state of mind. The word BDSM doesn't refer to a certain state of mind. It moreso refers to certain behaviour.

zero gravity or under water...

Have done:
In a park (would have been nice had we not been in school uniform...)
In the kitchen (that one was pretty good)
On the beach (we were prepared, with a towel and whatnot)
On a lookout (she said the view was better looking down at me though)
In the shower (can't use condoms, so good but short lived)

Want to do:
On a rooftop
In a backyard
In a swimming pool
In a playground
In a school
On a train
In a pitch black bedroom
AT the computer

again, my prefered....methods probably shouldn't be posted here.

yeah know this was so two pages ago but i think i really need to hear about this...

It's a state of mind.

Sex in cars? What?

What sex in cars.. what? -- bad times:sniper:

yeah know this was so two pages ago but i think i really need to hear about this...

Too late. Neo A already shared his wisdom in those matters...:D

Yo momma.

Too late. Neo A already shared his wisdom in those matters...:D

what?? when did this happen.. you must let me in on it...

what?? when did this happen.. you must let me in on it...

Several hours ago. As Neo A yourself.;)

Several hours ago. As Neo A yourself.;)

will do

But a "BDSM mindset" can be a state of mind, but BDSM itself isn't a state of mind.

Pickin' nits now I see.
And if you are referencing what I think you're referencing, you can go fuck yourself.
I'm not actually referencing anything. Unless you count my quote that I just made up in that post.

But I'll do as you say anyhow...*sigh*

will do

Good Janillmari, good.

Good Janillmari, good.

Haha..

yeah know this was so two pages ago but i think i really need to hear about this...Threads on the subject have been deleted before...

Churches are excellent locations.


And yes, before someone asks, I do know this from first hand experiance.

Pickin' nits now I see.

Not really.

I'm not actually referencing anything. Unless you count my quote that I just made up in that post.

But I'll do as you say anyhow...*sigh*

You said:

I am also not smoking any sort of mind altering substance.

I assumed this was a reference to my drug use.

I assumed this was a reference to my drug use.

I was actually referring to myself not smoking any mind altering substances at the time. This was because my post was somewhat helter-skelter and nonsensical.

Though now that you mention it I do recall vaguely that you use drugs? Maybe.

Anyway, why would you get so defensive about it? Unless of course you are trying to quit?

If you are, good luck.
If not, good luck.

I was actually referring to myself not smoking any mind altering substances at the time. This was because my post was somewhat helter-skelter and nonsensical.

Though now that you mention it I do recall vaguely that you use drugs? Maybe.

Anyway, why would you get so defensive about it? Unless of course you are trying to quit?

If you are, good luck.
If not, good luck.

Aaah.

No, not trying to quit, I just get annoyed at some of the uber-anti-drug people on here.

On a raft... in the ocean...with Patrick Stewart.

1. moving vehicle
2. computer chair
3. kitchen table
4. porch
5. playground*YAWN*
Been there... done 'em all
probably before most posters on this forum were born

I'm just waiting for afordable space travel to become available so I can add zero gravity to my list...

Yo momma.

I was considering posting this, but thought it might be too juvenile. I salute you, good sir.

I'm just waiting for afordable space travel to become available so I can add zero gravity to my list...
Without gravity, it seems like there would be more physical effort involved. Which means that one's "mojo" wouldn't last as long...

Ohhh my.....some people are just nasty... Churches?, Offices, BEACHES what about all those kids around:eek: think of the children!!!

Ohhh my.....some people are just nasty... Churches?, Offices, BEACHES what about all those kids around:eek: think of the children!!!:eek: You like to think of children?

Ohhh my.....some people are just nasty... Churches?, Offices, BEACHES what about all those kids around:eek: think of the children!!!

to be fair, I said the ocean. Which would be away from the beach for the most part.

Ohhh my.....some people are just nasty... Churches?, Offices, BEACHES what about all those kids around:eek: think of the children!!!

It's perfectly easy to find a spot on the beach where there aren't many kids. Besides, the thrill of maybe getting caught and all that...

In the ocean is no good. I'd like to do it in a desert, in the Arctic and in a thermal fountain.

:eek: You like to think of children?

You are sick who thinks of children you sick freak!



JK

This is like asking a fat man what his favorite flavor of ice cream is.
All of them!

It's perfectly easy to find a spot on the beach where there aren't many kids. Besides, the thrill of maybe getting caught and all that...

That thrill ends shortly after you get caught.

That thrill ends shortly after you get caught.

True!

True!

Not necessarily ;)

That thrill ends shortly after you get caught.This sounds like the beginning of a porno movie.

This sounds like the beginning of a porno movie.

I think it is.

Not necessarily ;)

Yeah unless the person who caught you decided to jump in lol

I think it is.

Seconded

You´re all sick!! Sick I tell you!

Wait...

I posted here...

That means...

That I´m sick too.

Nvm.

You´re all sick!! Sick I tell you!

Wait...

I posted here...

That means...

That I´m sick too.

Nvm.

yeah whatever you would so be in that threesome lol..


JKJK

yeah whatever you would so be in that threesome lol..


JKJK

Oh gods no! You´re inside my head! GTFO!!:eek:

;)

Oh gods no! You´re inside my head! GTFO!!:eek:

;)

Haha.. sorry

Oh gods no! (snip) GTFO!!:eek:

;)

That's what SHE said!