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All women* must wear monobikinis.

* In the right weight zone. >_>

EDIT: Ok, ok ... in order to avoid all those accusations of sexism ... good looking dudes must wear g-strings.

... yea, I just came back from Barcelona. I was impressed. A lot of palm trees, a lot of beautiful buildings with strante exotic architectural styles, and a lot of boobs. I'm moving there when I have enough money to buy a flat near the beach [€300,000 can't be a long way off ...] ... alternatively, I can go light infantry and ask to be stationed near Barcelona. -_-

well...doesn't apply here in america, the right weight zone ha its either fat or WAY to skinny. Although every now and again you'll see a nice one, primarily in florida and california but thats cause they have alot of plastic surgery.

Although every now and again you'll see a nice one, primarily in florida and california but thats cause they have alot of plastic surgery.

Obviously, you need to hit up Mission Beach in San Diego ...

Obviously, you need to hit up Mission Beach in San Diego ...

fuck dude, im the the center of the country...I can't go anywhere, I feel trapped.

fuck dude, im the the center of the country...I can't go anywhere, I feel trapped.

There's a homie from Montana doing Erasmus [a university program where you basically go to another country to party and not study], and I've probably annoyed him by making fun of the fact that us SoCalifornians think they're all hicks.

Anyone else find this thread uncomfortable?

Yes. I'd personally prefer said people wore nothing at all;)

There's a homie from Montana doing Erasmus [a university program where you basically go to another country to party and not study], and I've probably annoyed him by making fun of the fact that us SoCalifornians think they're all hicks.

well screw Montana...they are hicks, make fun of Nebraska however and i'll feel offended. We have all the nukes bitchs ^.^ well...sorta, we have alot of them hidden around here in our various locations of open fields

Anyone else find this thread uncomfortable?

Why?

Anyone else find this thread uncomfortable?

your mother finds life uncomfortable...

its not a conversation without a "your mom" joke.

Why?

Ever read The Handmaid's Tale?

All women* must wear monobikinis.

* In the right weight zone. >_>

... yea, I just came back from Barcelona. I was impressed. A lot of palm trees, a lot of beautiful buildings with strante exotic architectural styles, and a lot of boobs. I'm moving there when I have enough money to buy a flat near the beach [€300,000 can't be a long way off ...] ... alternatively, I can go light infantry and ask to be stationed near Barcelona. -_-

Right... only if we also make it compulsory for all men to wear only strings all year round. No covering up when it gets cold.

Yes, because what this world needs is more laws controlling what women wear, and we certainly need more dudes judging how hawt women are.

If you want to be lame, unfunny, and crude, could you please just stick to asking people to pull your finger? Cause, like, we really don't need more sexist non-humor right now. We've got plenty.

Ever read The Handmaid's Tale?

No. :(

Right... only if we also make it compulsory for all men to wear only strings all year round. No covering up when it gets cold.

You don't want to see me in a g-string. I think men that look good in skimply clothing generally wear it ... at least, that's what I got from Barcelona, too. :p

If you want to be lame, unfunny, and crude, could you please just stick to asking people to pull your finger? Cause, like, we really don't need more sexist non-humor right now. We've got plenty.

Honestly, if you don't like it then ignore the thread.

Yes, because what this world needs is more laws controlling what women wear, and we certainly need more dudes judging how hawt women are.

If you want to be lame, unfunny, and crude, could you please just stick to asking people to pull your finger? Cause, like, we really don't need more sexist non-humor right now. We've got plenty.

do you really wanna pull my finger?

I like how you spell "hawt"

You don't want to see me in a g-string. I think men that look good in skimply clothing generally wear it ... at least, that's what I got from Barcelona, too. :p

I don't want to see women being forced to wear something they don't want to, either. See how that goes?

I don't want to see women being forced to wear something they don't want to, either. See how that goes?

I do...just for a day...p-please?:(

Honestly, if you don't like it then ignore the thread.

It's like the 60s/70s never happened...

Sounds good to me, but it should be BMI, not weight.

Ever read The Handmaid's Tale?

And we shall never talk about that horrible piece of literature ever again. *nods*

I don't want to see women being forced to wear something they don't want to, either. See how that goes?

I mean, if it was law I would wear a g-string; I'm just saying you probably don't want to push for that law, because you really don't want to see me in a g-string. It wouldn't be aesthetically appealing, at all. It's more me saying this as a warning in your respect than me trying to say that I don't agree with your opinion. :p

Sounds good to me, but it should be BMI, not weight.

What would your boundaries be?

And we shall never talk about that horrible piece of literature ever again. *nods*


It's not great, but "horrible?"

What would your boundaries be?

Starting at underweight and ending at slightly overweight, or thereabouts.

Starting at underweight and ending at slightly overweight, or thereabouts.

so chicks that don't know about McDonalds?

Amendment. One M up front. Sorry, I can't help myself.

Starting at underweight and ending at slightly overweight, or thereabouts.

There was me thinking you would use numbers.

But, horses for courses

From about 15.0 to about 27.0, depending on TTG (titty to gut) ratio.

Official edit - all good looking guys have to wear g-strings; just to please the ladies. :cool:


Amendment. One M up front. Sorry, I can't help myself.

Someone who starts a thread like this is not going to know how to spell... what do you think I am, an intellectual? :p

Official edit - all good looking guys have to wear g-strings; just to please the ladies. :cool:



Someone who starts a thread like this is not going to know how to spell... what do you think I am, an intellectual? :p

ALRIGHT, time to whip out the banana hamek

I have to say I find people being topless slightly uncomfortable. You don't know where to look.

What about the winter? Or just chilly days. Ladies will be putting eyes out and guys will get all turtled up. I suggest this be made a fair-weather ammendment.

I have to say I find people being topless slightly uncomfortable. You don't know where to look.

You look at their titties, silly.

The official scale from page 2, if you happened to miss it: about 15.0 to about 27.0, depending on TTG (titty to gut) ratio.

You look at their titties, silly.

yep, gotta go with that answer...solves that problem strait up

You look at their titties, silly.

So you look like, and get called, a pervert?

So you look like, and get called, a pervert?

It's their own fault for putting them on display. Deep down, they would be more offended if you didn't look, and anyone who says otherwise is a liar.

From about 15.0 to about 27.0, depending on TTG (titty to gut) ratio.

I feel like I am being inducted into an very strange view of the world :confused:

It's their own fault for putting them on display. Deep down, they would be more offended if you didn't look, and anyone who says otherwise is a liar.

You don't know much about women, do you?

You don't know much about women, do you?

Au contrare, I know females all too well. I know their tricks and wiles, and someday, you too, may see through their bullshit.

I have to say I find people being topless slightly uncomfortable. You don't know where to look.

Sunglasses are your friend. :)

What about the winter? Or just chilly days. Ladies will be putting eyes out and guys will get all turtled up. I suggest this be made a fair-weather ammendment.

Who goes to the beach during the winter? I mean, unless you're in San Diego.

It's their own fault for putting them on display. Deep down, they would be more offended if you didn't look, and anyone who says otherwise is a liar.

:rolleyes:

You don't know much about women, do you?

Who goes to the beach during the winter? I mean, unless you're in San Diego.

Oh this is only a winter thing? Dang...

Hell. We've got the "Beauties for Britain" candidate standing in our bye-election at the end of the month, suggest it to them, they might approve...

Oh this is only a winter thing? Dang...

More like a summer thing.

More like a summer thing.

Oops, thats what I meant.