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Expel the scientologists and confederate flag wavers from Florida. Let Mexico annex the South, and portions of the midwest. Give Canada everything near their border except Chicago.

Now you have a newly purified Florida, the East Coast from the Mason Dixon line up, Chicago, Las Vegas, Califonia, Oregon, and Washington. Make San Fran the capital and you have the greatest nation on Earth.

Expel the scientologists and confederate flag wavers from Florida. Let Mexico annex the South, and portions of the midwest. Give Canada everything near their border except Chicago.

Now you have a newly purified Florida, the East Coast from the Mason Dixon line up, Chicago, Las Vegas, Califonia, Oregon, and Washington. Make San Fran the capital and you have the greatest nation on Earth.

Maybe it's the decongestants (damn allergies), but this is the funniest thing I've seen all night.

Yeah. This thread is obviously a joke. Which I'm not sure is allowed, but I'm not trolling, I did it for the lulz.

Or better yet, let America annex Mexico..... on second thought, maybe not.

I think just dissolving the Constitution, and therefore the Union of the states, would be a major step forward.

1. Burn
2. Pillage
3. Sow ground with salt.
4. ??????
5. Profit!!!

Even in a joke, the idea of not taking the opportunity to get rid of Las Vegas is a little hard to stomach. And moving all the politicians to San Francisco? Shocking. We don't want them some place nice!

How about deporting every single person that doesn't think the USA is the greatest nation on the face of the Earth? While we're at it, we could round up everyone else in the world that thinks like this into one place and then nuke the sight from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

j/k

Even in a joke, the idea of not taking the opportunity to get rid of Las Vegas is a little hard to stomach. And moving all the politicians to San Francisco? Shocking. We don't want them some place nice!

There's a simple solution here no?

Two birds with one stone springs to mind.

Expel the scientologists and confederate flag wavers from Florida. Let Mexico annex the South, and portions of the midwest. Give Canada everything near their border except Chicago.

Now you have a newly purified Florida, the East Coast from the Mason Dixon line up, Chicago, Las Vegas, Califonia, Oregon, and Washington. Make San Fran the capital and you have the gayest nation on Earth.

Lol seriously though...this post has to be either a joke or written by a 12-year-old.

black masks and gasoline

black masks and gasoline

...and bricks! Don't forget the bricks!

Without D.C. and you liberals on our backs we'll whip Mexico into shape in a generation or two. Atlanta would be the capital of the world in 100 years.

California should colonize every state and eventually the world... that's the way to do it.

...and bricks! Don't forget the bricks!

well yeah, the bricks go without saying

Let's annex Canada-ah heck lets annex the whole americas. Then no one will mess with us!

Enter Colorado, and we'll feed your to the bears.
AFTER we mount your severed heads on elk antlers, draw funny pictograms on them, and mock them.

Thank you & have a nice day.

If that happens...This guy goes to Alaska, and Declares Independence, lol....

Without D.C. and you liberals on our backs we'll whip Mexico into shape in a generation or two. Atlanta would be the capital of the world in 100 years.

We're supposed to be discussing ways to fix the country, not finding the one thing that would screw it up more than it is already.

Without D.C. and you liberals on our backs we'll whip Mexico into shape in a generation or two. Atlanta would be the capital of the world in 100 years.

Normally, im the first one to go all 'South Will Rise Again' on your ass...

But, Its the South's policies towards supporting Big Business Republicans that perpetrates Mexico's current dominance of America's Work force...

Not to mention...Richmond was the Capital, lol...

Let's annex Canada-ah heck lets annex the whole americas. Then no one will mess with us!

That'd be a very pro-active approach to the war on drugs.

Expel the scientologists and confederate flag wavers from Florida. Let Mexico annex the South, and portions of the midwest. Give Canada everything near their border except Chicago.

Now you have a newly purified Florida, the East Coast from the Mason Dixon line up, Chicago, Las Vegas, Califonia, Oregon, and Washington. Make San Fran the capital and you have the greatest nation on Earth.

Have you ever considered something more moderate, like a german-style liberal social-democracy? With good public schooling and university for everyone, national health service, mandatory statal retirement system, lots of railways, and parliamentary democracy?

:rolleyes:

We are Europeans. You already have been assimilated.

Have you ever considered something more moderate, like a german-style liberal social-democracy? With good public schooling and university for everyone, national health service, mandatory statal retirement system, lots of railways, and parliamentary democracy?

:rolleyes:

We are Europeans. You already have been assimilated.

Yep, if you hadn't assimilated the US, it wouldn't need to be fixed.

Have you ever considered something more moderate, like a german-style liberal social-democracy? With good public schooling and university for everyone, national health service, mandatory statal retirement system, lots of railways, and parliamentary democracy?
Germany doesn't have good public schooling or universities. In fact, the US has basically the best universities in the world regardless of what field you're after.

well yeah, the bricks go without saying

Says the one who had to mention the black masks.

Seriously...who uses gasoline and bricks without a mask? :p

Expel the scientologists and confederate flag wavers from Florida. Let Mexico annex the South, and portions of the midwest. Give Canada everything near their border except Chicago.

Now you have a newly purified Florida, the East Coast from the Mason Dixon line up, Chicago, Las Vegas, Califonia, Oregon, and Washington. Make San Fran the capital and you have the greatest nation on Earth.

Europe's done a similar thing already, we called it America.

How about deporting every single person that doesn't think the USA is the greatest nation on the face of the Earth? While we're at it, we could round up everyone else in the world that thinks like this into one place and then nuke the sight from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

j/k

So, that's the whole world gone.

Americans aren't the only patriots you know, everyone thinks their OWN country is the greatest.
They are obviously wrong, UK ftw.

^ See what I mean. =D

Expel the scientologists and confederate flag wavers from Florida. Let Mexico annex the South, and portions of the midwest. Give Canada everything near their border except Chicago.

Now you have a newly purified Florida, the East Coast from the Mason Dixon line up, Chicago, Las Vegas, Califonia, Oregon, and Washington. Make San Fran the capital and you have the greatest nation on Earth.

Wow, I'm so not supprised... Another lame immature post from a typical rebellious progressive liberal who has absolutely no common sense, pride for identity or sense of morality.

Childish socially uneducated people like you have destroyed Western civilization and it's traditional culture and values.

Or just trade Texas for Quebec.

Why don't you just merge with the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. There is absolutely nothing wrong with saying that you were wrong ;)

Why don't you just merge with the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. There is absolutely nothing wrong with saying that you were wrong ;)

They are merged =D

Ireland was unified by force with the already unified England, Scotland and Wales.

The South was granted independence in the early 1900's but the North is still British. Then the North and South started killing each other....

The real way to fix America:

Step 1: Find everyone who enjoys George Bush as President and who will actually ADMIT to voting for him.

Step 2: Collect all politicians.

Step 3: Gather George Bush and the entire Bush Family allong with the politicians for tea and crumpets.

Step 4: Secretly lead them all into a space shuttle.

Step 5: Shoot shuttle directly into the sun


Or alternatively.

Step 1: Elect me President

Step 2: Follow me unquestioningly in my goal to conquer the world

Step 3: Bask forever in my awesomeness as I rule over the world with a IRON but soft FIST.

VIVA LA CROATOA! VIVA LA CROATOA!

WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!....

no, you gotta be pulling my leg, theres a way to fix america?

I figure once you have your political canidates for the leadership of your nation mocked by the nations in a wrestling match (See the WWE or whatever its called now, they had impersonaters fighting each other) you've kinda fallen from being fixed. Especially when your fighting over whether you'de prefer the first girl president or black president...or hell an old white confused guy that I could see going senial in his presidential term.

Basically...America is teh fuxored and anyone who thinks otherwise...is fucked as well. Im about to actually concider moving to canada, thats how bad america has become.

Germany doesn't have good public schooling or universities. In fact, the US has basically the best universities in the world regardless of what field you're after.

Meh. You're talking narrow excellence peaks, I'm talking wide distribution of average levels, I guess.

Wow, I'm so not supprised... Another lame immature post from a typical rebellious progressive liberal who has absolutely no common sense, pride for identity or sense of morality.

Childish socially uneducated people like you have destroyed Western civilization and it's traditional culture and values.

ROFL.. no seriously.. I'm rofling and how stupid that statement makes you look. You actually took the OP seriously.. bwhahahaha

Expel the scientologists and confederate flag wavers from Florida. Let Mexico annex the South, and portions of the midwest. Give Canada everything near their border except Chicago.

Now you have a newly purified Florida, the East Coast from the Mason Dixon line up, Chicago, Las Vegas, Califonia, Oregon, and Washington. Make San Fran the capital and you have the greatest nation on Earth.

And you'll be out of food, refinery capacity, a lot of the ports, and most of the newly built manufacturing capacity in the country.

You're left with the Rust Belt (which is going to stay that way forever), and a few places where your new government won't allow you to harvest wood (one of the remaining commodities).

Cities are merely markets you know - large cities don't exist without the surrounding countryside.

One point; are people's conclusions of "American crisis" reached more by comparison with the triumphal economic, social and psychological climate of the 1990's than anything else?

This thread spawns 2 other questions:

Is America fixable?

Does America wants to be fixed?

This thread spawns 2 other questions:

Is America fixable?

Does America wants to be fixed?

Does it need to be fixed?

If so, is it designed to fix itself?

This thread spawns 2 other questions:

Is America fixable?

Does America wants to be fixed?

Yes. America is fixable. We just have to seriously reevaluate are policies and politics and elect people who don't suck! Like say... Ron Paul. Someone who actual change the Modus Operandum of the United States,

And no. Americans don't want to be fixed because most average Americans are too stupid to know that we need fixing and those who are smart enough to notice are afraid to actually do anything because of the posibble reprecussions they'll face and a simple lack of knowledge as to how.

Personally. I like my idea.

This thread spawns 2 other questions:

Is America fixable?

Does America wants to be fixed?You can fix anything with a scalpel and a little local anesthesia.....;)

Does it need to be fixed?
Yes, from my experience, it does needs to be fixed. Then again, the whole world needs fixin' too.

If so, is it designed to fix itself?
Is it designed to fix itself? If Americans do not want or feel they do not need any fixing, then no, America isn't designed to be fixed.

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Wow, I'm so not supprised... Another lame immature post from a typical rebellious progressive liberal who has absolutely no common sense, pride for identity or sense of morality.

Childish socially uneducated people like you have destroyed Western civilization and it's traditional culture and values.

For your information, my post was a joke made for the sake of humor.

And what kind of traditions and values would you like? Why don't you be specific about your point, rather than an ad hominem attack as childish as my original post. The difference is that my post is a joke and this post a serious, making you the uninformed one, not I.

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It may not be a perfect system, but IMHO it's the best we've got.

Of course, everything depends on the acumen of the "common" man, who, if you remember your Twain, is so damned "common".

Germany doesn't have good public schooling or universities. In fact, the US has basically the best universities in the world regardless of what field you're after.

ah ah ah... i'm just thinking on the fact that so many student homicides and suicides on schools... Yes you americans really have very good schools and universities..

pfft...that won't stand a chance against the Empire of Soviet Canuckistan.

Why not use democracy to fix it?

Found a Repair the USA party and get on with a hammerin'.

California should colonize every state and eventually the world... that's the way to do it.

Nah. Southern California should secede, as should Arizona, New Mexico, Texas, Louisiana and Florida. They could form their own Union with Schwartzennegar as President.

Nah Schwarzenegger should be the president of the "good" US then. I mean, just the name "And here comes President Schwarzenegger", really, that sound has a level of unsurpassed badass-ness :D Don't forget Eye of the Tiger as a national anthem, or as Micheal Moore sad We Will Rock You from Queen.

Nah Schwarzenegger should be the president of the "good" US then. I mean, just the name "And here comes President Schwarzenegger", really, that sound has a level of unsurpassed badass-ness :D Don't forget Eye of the Tiger as a national anthem, or as Micheal Moore sad We Will Rock You from Queen.

All bow down to President Termanator, Fuck you Iran our president himself will own your ass.

I'd like that :D

Expel the scientologists and confederate flag wavers from Florida. Let Mexico annex the South, and portions of the midwest. Give Canada everything near their border except Chicago.

Now you have a newly purified Florida, the East Coast from the Mason Dixon line up, Chicago, Las Vegas, Califonia, Oregon, and Washington. Make San Fran the capital and you have the greatest nation on Earth.

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Expel the scientologists and confederate flag wavers from Florida. Let Mexico annex the South, and portions of the midwest. Give Canada everything near their border except Chicago.

Now you have a newly purified Florida, the East Coast from the Mason Dixon line up, Chicago, Las Vegas, Califonia, Oregon, and Washington. Make San Fran the capital and you have the greatest nation on Earth.

No way we are taking that crap from you gringos!

Expel the scientologists and confederate flag wavers from Florida. Let Mexico annex the South, and portions of the midwest. Give Canada everything near their border except Chicago.

Now you have a newly purified Florida, the East Coast from the Mason Dixon line up, Chicago, Las Vegas, Califonia, Oregon, and Washington. Make San Fran the capital and you have the greatest nation on Earth.

America doesn't need fixing but the rest of the world sure does.

The US should take over Mexico, Cuba, and Canada for starters and then expell the UN from our shores and relinquish our membership in it. Disband NATO so the Europeans can finally grow up and defend their own interests.

I am sure there are other ways to cure the world of its ills...

America doesn't need fixing but the rest of the world sure does.

The US should take over Mexico, Cuba, and Canada for starters and then expell the UN from our shores and relinquish our membership in it. Disband NATO so the Europeans can finally grow up and defend their own interests.

I am sure there are other ways to cure the world of its ills...

Assasinating the stupid people would solve everybody's problem... of course I'm sure you didn't want to include that... for reasons of your own.

California, Oregon and Washington should secede and admit Hawaii into their Union. We don't want to bomb other countries and call it "liberation" and "humanitarian assistance". And we'll take better trade realations with anyone, it'll increase our economy and once most people see how good California (well ok my region of California) is, they'll want to be just like us and we won't have to bomb them for it. That'll be true liberation.

Example A:
"Hi, I'm an American Tourist..."
BAMN - Fist in face...

Example B:
"Hi, I'm from California..."
"Damn must be nice..."

America doesn't need fixing but the rest of the world sure does.

The US should take over Mexico, Cuba, and Canada for starters and then expell the UN from our shores and relinquish our membership in it. Disband NATO so the Europeans can finally grow up and defend their own interests.

I am sure there are other ways to cure the world of its ills...

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Assasinating the stupid people would solve everybody's problem... of course I'm sure you didn't want to include that... for reasons of your own.

Yes. For the reason that I don't wish death upon the stupid people. Only fascist, ignorant, and morally inferior people would do so.

But even those fascist, ignornat, and morally inferior people would be allowed in my perfect world just as they are allowed to post on this forum. You, for example.

Yes. For the reason that I don't wish death upon the stupid people. Only fascist, ignorant, and morally inferior people would do so.

But even those fascist, ignornat, and morally inferior people would be allowed in my perfect world just as they are allowed to post on this forum. You, for example.

You're so pretentious. Who are you to determine who's fascist, ignorant and morally inferior? No one.
Your post only shows that those are defects that befit only you. So, quit the god-trip and come back to reality.:rolleyes:

Yes. For the reason that I don't wish death upon the stupid people. Only fascist, ignorant, and morally inferior people would do so.

But even those fascist, ignornat, and morally inferior people would be allowed in my perfect world just as they are allowed to post on this forum. You, for example.

I am just acting on Darwinian Imperative. I realize of course assasinating the stupid people would pose a great deal of problems. But at least it was a better and more effective solution then your own.

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The US should take over Mexico, Cuba, and Canada for starters
You know, I would actually like to see that happen. I'm sure you'd love the unrestricted hispanic internal migration and the extra electoral votes the Democrats get.

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You're so pretentious. Who are you to determine who's fascist, ignorant and morally inferior? No one.
Your post only shows that those are defects that befit only you. So, quit the god-trip and come back to reality.:rolleyes:

Pretentious and judgemental. Yep. That's me. You left out my staggering intelligence, moral superiority, and dashing good looks but I can let that pass since I am also amazingly compassionate.

Did I mention humble? Yep. Humble.

You know, I would actually like to see that happen. I'm sure you'd love the unrestricted hispanic internal migration and the extra electoral votes the Democrats get.

Actually, I have found the Mexican people to be good people who understand the value of education and hard work. Having all them as legal, American citizens would be a boon for us.

As for who they would vote for, I am sure the tax schemes of the Democrats would soon turn them into Republicans. Mexicans don't like people who steal from them.

Pretentious and judgemental. Yep. That's me. You left out my staggering intelligence, moral superiority, and dashing good looks but I can let that pass since I am also amazingly compassionate.

Did I mention humble? Yep. Humble.

You also left insufferable and biased to the list of your glorious attributes.;)

You also left insufferable and biased to the list of your glorious attributes.;)

No one's perfect.

No one's perfect.

Take that to heart, dear.

Take that to heart, dear.

But still better than most.

But still better than most.

You have been measured, stamped and found unwanting. Dismissed!

You have been measured, stamped and found unwanting. Dismissed!

I kind of like the authoritarianism. Can I get a good spanking while we're at it?

1. Remove all Right-wing ideals
2. Ban Meat
3. Socialism
4. ???
5. BETTER AMERICA!

you know if u americans want to feel so superior, so high why don't you go live in the moon... or better yet commit mass suicide since u are all so sad and all with your lives here...

Yes USA out of the map and the CO2 emission will drop so much u will think the graph line sliped and fell xD

1. Remove all Right-wing ideals
2. Ban Meat
3. Socialism
4. ???
5. BETTER AMERICA!

Ahh, authoritarianism! How we didn't miss thee!

you know if u americans want to feel so superior, so high why don't you go live in the moon... or better yet commit mass suicide since u are all so sad and all with your lives here...

Yes USA out of the map and the CO2 emission will drop so much u will think the graph line sliped and fell xD

Yes...with people like you around I can see why we would commit mass suicide.

Umm I am anti-authoritarian

I am referring to Libertarian Socialism not Iron Fist Socialism...

Edit: And banning meat is necessary for the well being of the planet... not exactly oppressive.

Yes USA out of the map and the CO2 emission will drop so much u will think the graph line sliped and fell xD

And yet the hot air would continue...

Not to mention that even without the US climate change will continue as it does today... in natural cycles.

And yet the hot air would continue...

Not to mention that even without the US climate change will continue as it does today... in natural cycles.

wow, hitting ALL the neocon talking points huh? Do they give you a little flag pin if you get them all in one day?

You're still missing "letting gays get married would destroy the sanctity of the institution" and “we’re fighting them over there so we don’t have to fight them over here”

See if you can work them in.

Canada should break it somehow, claim it was Mexico's fault for insurance purposes, and then we can have a new one. Hurrah.

Canada should break it somehow, claim it was Mexico's fault for insurance purposes, and then we can have a new one. Hurrah.
Don't worry, we're already buying up all their foreclosed property. Then we'll rent it back to them at outrageous rates.

wow, hitting ALL the neocon talking points huh? Do they give you a little flag pin if you get them all in one day?

You're still missing "letting gays get married would destroy the sanctity of the institution" and “we’re fighting them over there so we don’t have to fight them over here”

See if you can work them in.

Actually, I don't believe any "marriage" should be condoned by the state. Unions between two partners should be a legal agreement that anyone can enter into. Marriage is a religious institution and as such only the church can say who is allowed.

Sorry to spoil that for you.

Don't worry, we're already buying up all their foreclosed property. Then we'll rent it back to them at outrageous rates.
Aye, us too, it's good times.

Aye, us too, it's good times.

The brits and canuks shall sit around breezy Paris cafes, sipping lattes and chortling as we count our yank rents.

The brits and canuks shall sit around breezy Paris cafes, sipping lattes and chortling as we count our yank rents.

Such is the British and Canadian work ethic. You won't keep your wealth long with that lazy attitude. But you would make an excellent addition to the French welfare state.

Such is the British and Canadian work ethic. You won't keep your wealth long with that lazy attitude. But you would make an excellent addition to the French welfare state.

and insulting the french.

Ladies and gentlemen, he's going for bonus points!

Such is the British and Canadian work ethic. You won't keep your wealth long with that lazy attitude. But you would make an excellent addition to the French welfare state.
Uh... huh.

Remember that as a Brit, I shall inherit the earth just by being white and male, whereas you, as a Yank, won't. So there we go. Canada is somewhere inbetween, 93% of the population being actually Scottish nowadays.

Uh... huh.

Remember that as a Brit, I shall inherit the earth just by being white and male, whereas you, as a Yank, won't. So there we go. Canada is somewhere inbetween, 93% of the population being actually Scottish nowadays.

SO TRUE.

that or genuine English like me, which is basically German lol

and seeing as the British commonwealth of nations covers 21% of the world, 16% of the economy and includes countries such as Indian, Canada, Australia, and 50 other nations, add to it a prominent position in Nato and EU, we can see where the power really *secretly* lies.

Inherit the world, I cant wait. =D

(Tbh, I'm not doubting the US a power, it is a country to be respected, I just feel the the UK, and most of Europe, seems to not get some of the respect they deserve. )

Normally, im the first one to go all 'South Will Rise Again' on your ass...

But, Its the South's policies towards supporting Big Business Republicans that perpetrates Mexico's current dominance of America's Work force...

Not to mention...Richmond was the Capital, lol...

1. Richmond's way too close to the north. We want a city who can't get hit by Yankee artillery. :eek:

2. I think that the South actually supports democrats and their fiscal policies, but has voted Republican out of concern for social issues. We still have a history of electing Democrat governors in the south as well, (Siegelman(AL), Roy Barnes(GA), Miller(GA) Clinton(AR), Blanco(LA)...)

3. Conservative policy + Mexico's natural resources - Mexican corruption = win?

They are merged =D

Ireland was unified by force with the already unified England, Scotland and Wales.

The South was granted independence in the early 1900's but the North is still British. Then the North and South started killing each other....

I was talking about the United States merging with Britain, not Ireland.

Expel the scientologists and confederate flag wavers from Florida. Let Mexico annex the South, and portions of the midwest. Give Canada everything near their border except Chicago.

Now you have a newly purified Florida, the East Coast from the Mason Dixon line up, Chicago, Las Vegas, Califonia, Oregon, and Washington. Make San Fran the capital and you have the greatest nation on Earth.

Yes, except that we should get rid of the tackiness that is Las Vegas first. Also, I don't really want all those sleazy politicians in my City.

Burn them?

Actually, I have found the Mexican people to be good people who understand the value of education and hard work. Having all them as legal, American citizens would be a boon for us.

As for who they would vote for, I am sure the tax schemes of the Democrats would soon turn them into Republicans. Mexicans don't like people who steal from them.

Most Mexicans.... and I know them very well, being one. Are much more close politically to Republicans than Democrats... I think I have said this before. I know my people...:mad:

Put an Idiot like Bush barking in spanish with some mariachis and a piñata and all would vote republican... If republicans werent so xenophobic/racist they could easily grab all those hispanic votes form themselves.