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Ok, I havn't done this for a couple of years but i think it went well last time so here goes, first of all we need some volunteers to be auctioned off then you can bid, I'll work out the main details later, but if you win someone then you get their sig for the day, anyone fancy signing up?

Auctionees:

Tink
Ifreann
Nobel Hobos
Call To Power
Sarkhaan
Wanderjar
Nanatsu no Tsuki
Rhyno D
Dyakovo
Yootopia
Neesika
Dundee-Fienn
Londim
Il Ruffino
Neu Leonstein
Delator

Auction me off! Auction me off!

*wants to see how much he is worth*

*wants to see how much he is worth*

I'll give you a half eaten pie.

I'll give you a half eaten pie.

What kind of pie?

What kind of pie?

Steak and kidney.

Well, I've picked out all the steak, so just kidney really.

Steak and kidney.

Well, I've picked out all the steak, so just kidney really.

Pffft, I already have two kidneys.

*holds out leg for shackle*

OK, auction me.

So you get someone's sig for a day? Why would anyone want me then? :(

So you get someone's sig for a day? Why would anyone want me then? :(

I'm sure lots of people want you!

(and besides, if someone won you then you would have to have a sig for the day, because they'd get to decide what was in it!)

I guess you can sell me, but surely you would be better off selling me for an evening? *bites toenails*

sure, why not.

I wanna be bought...:D

Oh, oh. I'm for sale IN A BUYER'S MARKET.

I'm going to end up in a lot called "sundry slave items, condition unknown"

No, I'm better than this ! I ... think ...

Meh, wth, auction me. It could be fun.

I bet the first Official NS General Player Auction didn't go like this!

*starts selling "I'm a free slave!" t-shirts to other auctionees*

I bet the first Official NS General Player Auction didn't go like this!

*starts selling "I'm a free slave!" t-shirts to other auctionees*

no, there was 33 people that volunteered to be auctioned last time!

I will volunteer to be auctioned off.

I will also bid my entire NS postcount and my prized smacking mackerel to purchase Tink.

Ok, I havn't done this for a couple of years but i think it went well last time so here goes, first of all we need some volunteers to be auctioned off then you can bid, I'll work out the main details later, but if you win someone then you get their sig for the day, anyone fancy signing up?

Auctionees:

Tink
Ifreann
Nobel Hobos
Call To Power
Sarkhaan
Wanderjar
Nanatsu no Tsuki

Ah, what the hell, count me in also...

Aye, alright, I'll put myself up for auction. Probably won't get much, mind.

Ok, I havn't done this for a couple of years but i think it went well last time so here goes, first of all we need some volunteers to be auctioned off then you can bid, I'll work out the main details later, but if you win someone then you get their sig for the day, anyone fancy signing up?


Totally not sure what this entails but sure, sign me up. Might as well go pro... :D

Meh i'll go for it but i'm not sure i'm a significant enough poster to merit much bidding. Come on folks ruin my self esteem :p

Meh i'll go for it but i'm not sure i'm a significant enough poster to merit much bidding. Come on folks ruin my self esteem :p

*ruins Dundee's self-esteem*

I'm going to put myself up for auction. I fancy some kind of adventure.

Do i get to start buying people now or what?
the only competition i've got is a half eaten pie, i'm not sure if i can top that.

I bid infinite dollars for everybody.

I bid infinite dollars for everybody.

infinite dollars?
would that not, reduce the value of dollars and therefore you're basically giving away lots of paper with no value?
hmmm, and it would have a negative effect on the environment.
in fact that sort of gesture could bring whole nations crumbling.

good idea, why didn't i think of it?
:D

Oh, how I wish my conscience would not forbid me to try and win Sin's sig and do the cruel things to it that immediately sprang to my mind upon reading about her entry..

Oh, how I wish my conscience would not forbid me to try and win Sin's sig and do the cruel things to it that immediately sprang to my mind upon reading about her entry..Smother it with a pillow then.

Oh, how I wish my conscience would not forbid me to try and win Sin's sig and do the cruel things to it that immediately sprang to my mind upon reading about her entry..

As someone who does not have sigs enabled, I simply can't see the appeal in this auction. Nor can I fathom what you could possibly do to mine that would be labelled 'cruel'. Besides, with what do you bid?

I want to sell myself too!

Smother it with a pillow then.
My ever so awesome elk-sign pillow? Nah, it could get dirty.
As someone who does not have sigs enabled, I simply can't see the appeal in this auction.
You can't see the appeal to promote [whatever] only because you yourself choose to not view the promotion space, very well knowing that the quite a many others do?
Nor can I fathom what you could possibly do to mine that would be labelled 'cruel'.
Funny, I've always thought you to have quite a bit of imagination.
Besides, with what do you bid?
Come again? Either way, I assume this question is meaningless, seeing how I've already stated I won't give in to the temptation to bid.

My ever so awesome elk-sign pillow? Nah, it could get dirty. If your conscience is dirty enough to soil your pillow, how on earth could it stand in your way on this issue? :p

You can't see the appeal to promote [whatever] only because you yourself choose to not view the promotion space, very well knowing that the quite a many others do? Correct. Even if someone changed my sig to say "I adore Ann Coultier"....so?

Funny, I've always thought you to have quite a bit of imagination. I'm quite unimaginative actually. Perfectly dull, in every way :D

Come again? Either way, I assume this question is meaningless, seeing how I've already stated I won't give in to the temptation to bid.

No, I'm honestly confused...how are people going to bid?

If your conscience is dirty enough to soil your pillow, how on earth could it stand in your way on this issue? :p

It's terribly bloated and currently on a dirt diet.

Correct. Even if someone changed my sig to say "I adore Ann Coultier"....so?
Well, if you really didn't care about what it says in sigs, even your own, then you'd not have one, let alone a somewhat regularly updated one.
I'm quite unimaginative actually. Perfectly dull, in every way :D
No shine, eh?

No, I'm honestly confused...how are people going to bid?

She didn't specify last time, so I guess she won't start now.. I presume that, like everything else, it's all in our heads, or something.

Well, if you really didn't care about what it says in sigs, even your own, then you'd not have one, let alone a somewhat regularly updated one. Meh. All the cool kids were doing it.

I presume that, like everything else, it's all in our heads, or something.

Like that time you went down on me while we watched When Night is Falling (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114916/)?

*le sigh*

Meh. All the cool kids were doing it.
Exactly. So why were you?
Like that time you went down on me while we watched When Night is Falling (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114916/)?

*le sigh*

Seeing how I don't usually go down on women.. yes. Sorry.

Seeing how I don't usually go down on women.. yes. Sorry.

Oh I forgot. You're straight now:D

Oh I forgot. You're straight now:D

Why does this whole conversation sound like something I want to be a part of?

for those that asked, you can't bid yet and i'll explain how it works when there's enough auctionees

Why does this whole conversation sound like something I want to be a part of?

Because like most people, you want what you can't have?

Because like most people, you want what you can't have?

Or can I? :shifty:

No.

I'm sure lots of people want you!

(and besides, if someone won you then you would have to have a sig for the day, because they'd get to decide what was in it!)

TINK!!!!

TINK!!!!

:eek: RAAAARGH!! *tacklehugs*:fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle:

but if you win someone then you get their sig for the day, anyone fancy signing up?

You get their sig for the day?

????? :(

You get their sig for the day?

????? :(

you can change their sig to whatever you want for the day


(why the sad face?)

you can change their sig to whatever you want for the day


(why the sad face?)

Probably 'cause he's confused...

Welcome back btw.

:eek: RAAAARGH!! *tacklehugs*:fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle:

So what brings you back?

As far as your auction, I'd enter, but it would simply be too tempting to Sin and that's not fair to her. She likes to keep her fantasies private.

So what brings you back?

As far as your auction, I'd enter, but it would simply be to tempting to Sin and that's not fair to her. She likes to keep her fantasies private.

i dunno, i just can't seem to keep away!

Probably 'cause he's confused...

Yah.

I'll take one of everyone, please! I bid shiny objects. Lots of 'em.

Also wb Tink

No.

Oh. Well then. Nevermind.

Ok, sign me up. Auctions are exciting.

Oh I forgot. You're straight now:D

Rumors, all rumors. I've just decided I'll let no part of the buffet be barred from me.. that notwithstanding, my prior statement still holds, and always has.

Meh, why not...sign me up as an auctionee.

Although you're going to have to be one hell of an auctioneer to move this lot! :p

i dunno, i just can't seem to keep away!

NSG = Hotel California. *nods*

So, Tink, let's get this started, eh?

So what brings you back?

As far as your auction, I'd enter, but it would simply be too tempting to Sin and that's not fair to her. She likes to keep her fantasies private.

I made you my bitch long ago...I have no desire to trod well worn ground again :P

Rumors, all rumors. I've just decided I'll let no part of the buffet be barred from me.. that notwithstanding, my prior statement still holds, and always has.

So 'no part of the buffet be barred' means 'I won't actually be GGG and give my female partner head?'

You are awash in contradictions. And not GGG. Shame on you!

and buy myself for 100 clams?

...I admit, I'm amused by the idea of seeing who might want to buy me and what they'd buy me with. You can add me to the list. :p

...I admit, I'm amused by the idea of seeing who might want to buy me and what they'd buy me with.
Somehow, I'm not surprised :D

looking at the list I have to wonder just how many posters are actually on NS :eek:

looking at the list I have to wonder just how many posters are actually on NS :eek:

alot...or a few if your comparing it to something bigger. Either way, I should still be up for auction cause im just that pimp.

So 'no part of the buffet be barred' means 'I won't actually be GGG and give my female partner head?'

You are awash in contradictions. And not GGG. Shame on you!

I've never claimed to be GGG, and I don't see myself doing so in the foreseeable future - and no, I shan't accept no shame for it. Sue me (once you're a proper lawyer and all that).

Somehow, I'm not surprised :D

Gosh, I can't imagine why! I mean, it's not as if I'm the sort of person who would be intrigued by being owned and told what to do, right?

;)

I've never claimed to be GGG, and I don't see myself doing so in the foreseeable future - and no, I shan't accept no shame for it. Sue me (once you're a proper lawyer and all that).

I can't lust after you if you aren't GGG.

Once again, you've shattered my dreams you cold hearted woman.

Gosh, I can't imagine why! I mean, it's not as if I'm the sort of person who would be intrigued by being owned and told what to do, right?

;)

We should so hang out :D

I made you my bitch long ago...I have no desire to trod well worn ground again :P

Oh, I've heard you like them broken in, particularly, when you broke them in.

Oh, I've heard you like them broken in, particularly, when you broke them in.

Still got marks from the bit?

I can't lust after you if you aren't GGG.
Ah, the loss, I can feel it right to my bones.

Once again, you've shattered my dreams you cold hearted woman.

I have a tendency to do that, yes. Will you pick up the pieces yourself or shall I call the cleaning lady?

Ah, the loss, I can feel it right to my bones.



I have a tendency to do that, yes. Will you pick up the pieces yourself or shall I call the cleaning lady?

*runs from the room, arms flailing and tears streaming*

*runs from the room, arms flailing and tears streaming*

... and with the pieces still on the floor. Le sigh. Women these days..

... and with the pieces still on the floor. Le sigh. Women these days..

You broke it, YOU clean it up!

I doubt I will get much, but sign me up to be auctioned off anyway. Should be fun. :D

Still got marks from the bit?

People have started calling me "Joker".